Bong
The Atlanta Braves are bringing a Korean pitcher named Bong up to the bigs. Besides being a merchandizers dream, he will also be a ray of sunshine for bored headline writers.
Bong Serves Up One-Hitter
Reds Light Up Bong
Bong Gives Up Most Hits Since Woodstock
Some are too obvious
Visitors Smoke Bong
And it's a good thing he's in the NL.
Bong hits double.
Bonds Four Bagger Scorches Bong
Or, similarly, Crowd Ecstatic After Bong Hit
Come to think of it, Bong Hit Leads to Victory
Cox turns to Bong for relief
Braves Like Bong's Potential
Phillies Seek Bong, Make Offer
Phillies Pass on Bong "Not right for our rotation," says GM.
Originally posted by sycamore
[b]Bong Silences Critics [/B]
Or even better,
<b>Critics Silent After Bong Hit</b>.
Red Hot Bong Silences Heavy Hitters
Bong Extended In Contract Negotiations
Bong Empty After Long Outing
Bong Well Received by Fans
Bong Cracks, Fans Distressed
Bong Rank Pleases Clubhouse
Somebody make us stop.
Fans Can't Get Enough of Bong
must not reply...cannot resist...
Smoked Fish: Bong Hooks Marlins
my brother just e-mailed about ten to me it must stop unless....
Bong starts out bubbly, goes dry late in game
"At first I was stoked. Now the party's over... " --Bong
After the game, Bong was heard discussing a crossover career move to pro football. (While it isn't widely known, back in his college days, Bong quarterbacked in several bowl games, where his specialty was going long out of the shotgun.)
Pitching coach "Zig" Kifler acted quickly to place a lid on further speculation. "This is all premature, after all; Wine provided some excellent relief action, and won the game in extra innings after the bottom of the ninth ended in a Thai. This just isn't a Korea-ending move. Jamaican too much of it"
Bong's Smoke Overwhelms Yankees
Well of course you GOTTA post those... you just GOTTA.
Bong Receives Hero's Welcome in Native Korea
oh oh interleague play....
High Hard One : Bong Smokes Jays
in the name of cultural sensitivity don't let me start on the tribe...
North Korea jealous over South's Bong
hmmm....Bong Blows Out Arm
Durable Bong Enhances Bullpen
Baseball Watchable Again with Addition of Bong
Bong Blamed for On-field Confusion
Braves' Staff Improved by Medication, Bong
Bong Throws Heat, Braves Relieved
Bong Could Cause Trouble for Suspect Phillies
Bong's Water Spiked With Mystery Drug
Bong Thrown Out After Spitting Incident
Bong Running on Empty : Braves Bullpen Shaky
Killer Buds : Bong, Maddox Tight
Bong Doesn't Use Chewing Tobacco
Braves Hope to Expand Horizons Through Bong
Strawberry gets record number of hits off Bong
Smokeless Bong Sent to Minors
What are we, stuck at 3 pages after one day?
Prized Bong Keeps Team On the Bubble
Bong Overused, Team Hits Bottom
Bong Loaded With New Contract (cough!)
Fans Anxiously Wait as Bong Warms Up
Farm Prospects Weeded Out: Bong Delivers
Grass Always Greener : Bong Demands Trade
Braves Reach Out To Bong : Share Peace Pipe
Deal Hashed Out But Bong Tarred
Bonds Takes Pipe To Bong Again, Cox Blames Easy Delivery
Bong's No-Hitter Stopped In Hail
Bong Strong: First in Draft
The Deal is Made: Bong Passed On
arent we repeating yet?!?!
Bong Fired After Unfortunate Outing