$27 million anti-evolution museum to open soon

rkzenrage • Mar 26, 2007 11:04 pm
$27 million anti-evolution museum to open soon

Child abuse.
Bullitt • Mar 26, 2007 11:15 pm
There also will be an exhibit suggesting that belief in evolution is the root of most of modern society's evils. It shows models of children leaving a church where the minister believes in evolution. Soon the girl is on the phone to Planned Parenthood, while the boy cruises the Internet for pornography sites.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.. this is NOT the way to get people to see what Christianity is really about.
This is just.. stupid.
rkzenrage • Mar 26, 2007 11:17 pm
In a way I'm glad... sure helps me and mine out a LOT.
Hell, we may start field-trips.
cowhead • Mar 27, 2007 9:44 am
well.. think of it as an evolutionary split.. the people who don't remember or study/understand their (or our collective) past are doomed to repeat it. say hello to the neanderthal .. oh wait...

and just like our theoretical ancestors we'll just have to outthink and outwhit them... sure it'll take a while, but things like this generally do
Shawnee123 • Mar 27, 2007 9:55 am
Well dayum. Ahh had no idear there was them dino-sars on that there ark. :eyebrow:

SHEESH
Happy Monkey • Mar 27, 2007 11:06 am
But the Rev. Bill Henard, senior pastor of Lexington's Porter Memorial Baptist Church, said that Sunday school classes and other groups from his church are likely to visit.

"I think people will enjoy ... being able to see a different side from what some scientific findings have shown," he said.
Funny.
jinx • Mar 27, 2007 11:30 am
I wonder if it has a pi=3 exhibit?
Sheldonrs • Mar 27, 2007 12:29 pm
Well it is in Kentucky. Perhaps they have been sipping the sacremental bourbon.

And to think I was cheering for Spencer Tracy last night watching "Inherit The Wind"!

God save us from evilution!
Beestie • Mar 27, 2007 1:01 pm
The Gieco cavemen are not gonna like this. Not one bit.
Spexxvet • Mar 27, 2007 1:11 pm
Sheldonrs;326890 wrote:
Well it is in Kentucky.


So having a whole family descended from one couple is nothing new.
Spexxvet • Mar 27, 2007 1:36 pm
In one exhibit, you can be swallowed by a fish and stay in its belly for three days. The "Resurrection Test" is self-explanatory. The whole family can go to the strip club, called "Resisting Temptation". The lap dances for little Billy are fantastic.
Shawnee123 • Mar 27, 2007 1:42 pm
Spexxvet;326912 wrote:
The lap dances for little Billy are fantastic.


Especially after Billy has visited the 'Water Into Wine: Kids Kan Do It, Too' interactive exhibit.
Spexxvet • Mar 27, 2007 1:46 pm
Since it's Kentucky - "stick your dick in and guess if it's Mom or Sis"
TheMercenary • Mar 27, 2007 2:16 pm
I wonder if they have that picture of Jesus riding a brontosaurus on the wall. :D
Cloud • Mar 27, 2007 2:51 pm
"When the Gallup Poll asked people about their views on the subject last March, 47 percent of Americans polled said that God created humans pretty much in their present form some time in the last 10,000 years. That belief was strongest among those with less education, regular churchgoers, people 65 and older, and Republicans."

ugh. No wonder I don't believe this crap.
BigV • Mar 27, 2007 5:25 pm
jinx;326873 wrote:
I wonder if it has a pi=3 exhibit?


Bwahahahahahah-gurk-choke-

jinx, please. SCF, ok, it's not just a good idea, it's for everyone's safety!
piercehawkeye45 • Mar 27, 2007 5:54 pm
In 40 years those numbers should be a lot different. At least I am really hoping for humanity's sake they are.
rkzenrage • Mar 27, 2007 6:16 pm
Did you see the size of the bookstore?
Coloring books?
Image
Sheldonrs • Mar 27, 2007 6:50 pm
Does this mean the Last Supper included Bronto Burgers?
Cloud • Mar 27, 2007 6:51 pm
the mind boggles