Random evil suggestion

I was sitting around waiting for my kids the other day, and I was a bit bored, and all of a sudden it occured to me that if The Cellar used WAP I'd be able to read it on my mobile phone. Wouldn't that be fabulous?? :3eye:

(And while I'm thinking of it, we need another smilie to indicate seriously excessive sarcasm.)

That would be great.

And I thought that the epitome of WAP functionality was being able to read comp.lang.java.* during a screening of The Time Machine.