WWJD

What would Jesus DRIVE?

I'm guessing a Christler. :-)

(Sorry, bored and feelin' silly)

What kind of cars would other people in history drive?

Herik Ibsen drove a Fjord.

JFK didn't drive a Dodge.

Lincoln's last trip was in a Ford.

And I hear Tiger Woods rides a caddy now and then. ;-)

Didn't Dr. Doolittle have a 'Vette?

I understand many winos favor the Ford Thunderbird.

I've heard vegetarians prefer the Ford Windstar

Lance Bass drives a Le Mans.

Jimmy Carter drove an Accord in 1978.

Shawnee123;325025 wrote:

Lance Bass drives a Le Mans.

LOL!!!

I thought he prefers a stick?

[COLOR="SlateGray"]wink wink nudge nudge[/COLOR]

:)

Care to ride my Wiener Mobile?

The confederate soldier in Gone With the Wind drove a Nissan Xterra.
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Shawnee123;325036 wrote:

The confederate soldier in Gone With the Wind drove a Nissan Xterra.
[/bad pun]

That was a bit of a STRETCH limo.

Sheldonrs;325037 wrote:

That was a bit of a STRETCH limo.

And I knew you would have the perfect comeback!

Shawnee123;325038 wrote:

And I knew you would have the perfect comeback!

I've been told I have the perfect hatchback. ;)

I think it's been well documented that Monica Lewinsky drove a Hummer.

Louisa May Alcott would have driven a little Le Mans.

The alcoholic drove a Rennault Le Quor.

The naked woman showed me her Vulvo.

Lord, I was born a Rambler, man.

Mick drove a Fleetwood, Mac.

Sheldonrs;325040 wrote:

I've been told I have the perfect hatchback. ;)

I resist the obvious.

BigV;325064 wrote:

I resist the obvious.

Resistance is futile!

Sheldonrs;325070 wrote:

Resistance is futile!

That's what she said.

I thought Tiger Woods drove a Golf?

Verne Troyer drives a mini.

The Taco Bell chihuahua drove a Pinto.


I got nuthin'.

Sheldonrs;325040 wrote:

I've been told I have the perfect hatchback. ;)

Ok.

Because you're so easy to get into from the rear?

BigV;325087 wrote:

Ok.

Because you're so easy to get into from the rear?

And also because I can fit 3 in the back comfortably.

Sheldonrs;325103 wrote:

And also because I can fit 3 in the back comfortably.

roflmao.

I just have to say that I <3 Sheldon (in a completely non-gay way).

I'm pretty sure there's a joke in there somewhere... but you'll forgive me if I quit after a cursory and unsuccessful search. :eek:

grant;325106 wrote:

roflmao.

I just have to say that I <3 Sheldon (in a completely non-gay way).

That's the nice thing about being gay. Only one of us has to be to get things going. ;):doit:

Anna Nicole drove a train (and wrecked it)

Yonaguska

Grand Cherokee

I reckon Spexxvet must drive a Focus

And wolf a Wrangler

Sheldonrs;325040 wrote:

I've been told I have the perfect hatchback. ;)

The comeback is after...

I pegged sheldon as driving a Probe...

monster;325274 wrote:

I reckon Spexxvet must drive a Focus

Focus?

Bofus?

footfootfoot;325283 wrote:

I pegged sheldon as driving a Probe...

I don't drive, I ride. But it was nice getting pegged by you too. ;)

Foot's "Ride":

Sheldon, I'd do you first.

Shawnee123;325285 wrote:

Focus?

Bofus?

That's one of my favorites

Eugene drove a Jeep.

footfootfoot;325327 wrote:

Sheldon, I'd do you first.

I hope so. I sure don't want to be 2nd after her! lol!!!

Sheldon is alright with seconds, but not thirds and fourths.

JC would drive a stolen Wal-Mart scooter around the trailer park.

Alan Greenspan would drive a Fiat.

A dinosaur.

Both Visa's and Mastercard's CEOs drive Dodge Chargers.

The guy who owns the Superdome drives a Pontiac.

The explorer Cortes would drive an El Dorado.

Chuck Yeager was the first person to drive a Mustang Mach 1.

Michael Chiklis drives a VW Thing.

Yoko Ono broke up her Beetle.