You know you've been a Cellar member too long when...
..you fill out a profile for EHarmony and they send a SWAT team to your house.
..you know exactly what Wolf and Bruce would want for Christmas but haven't a clue what to buy your spouse.
..you judge yard sale items by how cool they would look on the doodad thread.
..you find yourself mentally trying to choose appropriate smilies for offline conversations.
-- you slip and say 'cock' in frustration at work....you know you've done it.
You know you've been a Cellar member too long when....
.... if it ever happens I'll resurrect this thread
....you can't find the IOTD page for ages - and only then realise you're not actually on The Cellar
...you never click the IOTD thread without a blank recipe card in hand.
You decide to wear an adult diaper so you can catch up on the last 2 days of activity.
when you have a higher post count than the owner?
--catching up with old friends happens on a wednesday night in your loungeroom PC.
-- you see a chiouaua grooming book at the markets and think "ill get that for staceyv " --- then realise you dont ACTUALLY know her. loser.
I'll let you know when I get there....
you come back after nearly 2 years and people still know who you are
...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam.
...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions.
you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon.
you have to restrain yourself from mentioning the Obelix Goatse carousel picture during coffee with the playgroup moms when one of them mentions that she has an Obelix Jelly/Jello mould
You're not longer considered a forum lurker... :eek:
you have fantasies about involving 2 people you've never met and how no idea what they look like
*cough* ducks'n'bri *cough**splutter*
you have fantasies about involving 2 people you've never met and how no idea what they look like
*cough* ducks'n'bri *cough**splutter*
Then you've missed THE thread.
You feel lost and confused when there's a reference that you don't understand because you can't keep up with every Goddamn thread around here.
...you tell your friends who know your web habits how much time you spend in the cellar and they DON'T automatically assume you are building a bomb, burying a body or sending explosives through the mail.
You decide to wear an adult diaper so you can catch up on the last 2 days of activity.
You should be flush with pride over that one.:lol2::Flush:
You fall asleep obsessing: I thought that joke was funny. How come nobody else thought it was funny? Maybe it wasn't that funny...naw, that was pretty damn funny. Maybe it was funny but no one just wrote that it was funny. But that other guy said something that wasn't that funny and it brought the Cellar down. Am I not as funny as I think I am? Wasn't that funny? I thought it was really funny...when I say it in my head again I still think it's funny..."Blue Dog." OMG how can no one think that's funny...?"
:p
...When you are afraid to click on this thread for fear that an arrow will shoot out and nail you right between the eyes. :3eye:
...When you are afraid to click on this thread for fear that an arrow will shoot out and nail you right between the eyes. :3eye:
lol Beestie, I've always wondered exactly where that smilie would be entirely appropriate and relevant! :)
You see a thread title and know within two guesses who started the thread.
You see a thread title and know within two guesses who started the thread.
And what it's going to be about.
You fall asleep obsessing: I thought that joke was funny. How come nobody else thought it was funny? Maybe it wasn't that funny...naw, that was pretty damn funny. Maybe it was funny but no one just wrote that it was funny. But that other guy said something that wasn't that funny and it brought the Cellar down. Am I not as funny as I think I am? Wasn't that funny? I thought it was really funny...when I say it in my head again I still think it's funny..."Blue Dog." OMG how can no one think that's funny...?"
:p
i know how you feel... :redface:
When a certain thread seems particularly witty and charming.
You viciously assail someone in one thread then defend them fiercely in another.
And what it's going to be about.
And its life expectancy incorportaed with the precise approximate amount of replies the thread will have.
in the case of a sparkie thread - 2 hours and 0 replies
You know you've been a Cellar member too long when you're driving to work and Blondie's Heart of Glass comes on and you think "Hey, that's Clodfobble's current user title."
A longtime member has to leave, and you are genuinely sad.