Last words
What would you like your last words before you die to be?
If I die in the next 2-3 years, I think I'd like my last words to be:
"No Mr. Damon! That thing will split me up the middle!" ;)
Next?
I'm not sure. I suppose I could do worse than .. ..
"Captain, the warp core has gone off-line. I'm going to try to restart it!"
There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is God's messenger.
"We're all very impressed, Mr. Chambers. 127 years old, and living independently until that nasty fall from the rock face you were free climbing. You've had a good life."
"The money is hidden in the..."
hey, hold my beer, and watch this!
"I might be dead tomorrow, but you'll still be stupid!"
Ok, I'll have sex with you one more time, Angelina.
I love you all. Don't cry. I'm going to rest now.
Ok, I'll have sex with you one more time, Angelina.
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Whatever, dude.???
Whatever, dude.
She's HOT HOT HOT!
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I've always hoped my last words will be "Well, this sucks"
Its always the blue wire.
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. :ipray:
Quit yer crying! The party's on me...
"What could possibly go wrong?"
hey, hold my beer, and watch this!
The fact that I'm so easily able to free-associate with past Cellar posts is becoming disturbing to me.
This one is NSFW.
More last words....
"This is gonna be so cool! They'll have us on Image Of The Day for sure!"
Man, what a ride! :apimp:
"Someone make sure to go onto the Cellar and let everyone know what's happened to me..."
Ah yes. "The root password is.... .... "
Don't cry over me--hey look! A bir--*silence*
See ya in the funny papers !!!
bet they spell my name wrong in the obits.....
"Do you think this is safe to eat?"
I'm sure this wont get me a darwin award
it does make your thighs look a little fat
why do you bother with the make up, it doesnt help
come on! it was only sex!
if i'm wrong may god strike me down!
"they'll have to pry my gun from my cold dead fingers" :p
I can't wait until that show comes back.
"Nonsense, it's perfectly safe... I've seen The Crocodile Hunter do it a million times."
"Thanks for showing me around your work, Bruce. Hey cool, what does this lever do??"
why does this chocolate bar say "may contain traces of peanuts"?
"This is gonna be the coolest trick ever!"
This is not only the fastest carnival ride, but it's also the safest! C'mon.........
An' now I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns!
Ooh, or "I'll see y'in anotha' life, brotha'" (Mmm, desmond!)
"Stop worrying, she won't be back home for at least a week..."
it'll fit
well at least tell me your plans for world domination
i swear, if windows fucks up one more time im going to scream.
here kitty kitty kitty
whats the worst that could happen?
"whats that smell?"
You open the door and I'll throw a fireball in
Hey, did you know today was Steak & Blowjob Day?
Maybe just one last wafer thin mint....
You're almost as good as my last girl...
"Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"
wow that digitally enhanced star wars was great!
I knew that cop shoulda listened to me when I told him that some people just need killin'.
I have just four words for you - Swedish Anti Sniper Detonator.
So, you say your psycho ex-boyfriend is a Hells Angel™?
Hey, fucknuts, it says "This Side Towards Enemy" for a reason!
No, no no, you dumb bunny! Play it like this!
Why, yes, Mitzy, I'll be happy to go tromping into a darkened basement without a flashlight to see where that sound of a chainsaw is coming from.
Of course it's turned off.
Parachute?
That's just an Urban Myth.
It's perfectly harmless. See what happens when I...
singing in the rain! im just! singing in the...
"... just the tip?"
"What's this button do?"
"Fuck you you fuckin' pigs!"
why dont you let any white guys in your gang? afraid you might like it?
Wow, UT, this is really the server with The Cellar running on it?? That's so cool. Hey, I need a closer look, let me just set my beer down here . . .
Hmm... something to beat "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do" and "What are you boys dodging for? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." Not easy.
Okay, I'm embroidering the last slightly. John Sedgwick actually did manage to get the whole word out. Then he got capped.
Rednecks last words...
"hold my beer....this will be cool"
I hope no one said that already.