only your own stuff here. as many as you'd like. self promote, pat your own back, be not shy. gimme.
Oops! Pardon me. I was looking for the Cellar, not the Bargain Basement. I'll be leaving now! :blush:
This thread should be called, "Things other people didn't find funny enough to quote or put in the Hall of Fame"
Sometimes I really make myself laugh, and I'm happy to celebrate that. It's cheaper and less fattening than jubilee pancakes.
From here:
The Cellar: Come feed our greedy slits
From here:
That's what I was secretly thinking - tape across the eyes, panties in the mouth.... or is it only me that has those kind of pictures in my album?
I count nipples
From here: I walk in downhill, along a pedestrian walk, and it was running with rainwater like the Zambezi. I swear I expected a party of mice to shoot past, white water rafting on a polystyrene chip tray.
(
On a talking vibrator)
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, I said I'm sorry."
This is a great, yet masturbatory, notion, LJ.
As soon as I write something funny, I'll put it here...
My picture. It's in my profile. :D