Heat seeking moisture missile
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Monty Python!
Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now?
prong
tube steak
bologna pony
love tool
love muscle
junk
wang
schlong
putz
naughty bits (includes scrotum)
dingus
manhhod
bulging balloon beluga
Instant Hall of Fame material!
This, of course, applies to both LJ's rejoinder *and* my penis.
"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.
the donger
big pink thermometer
"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.
in the 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway' sense, i take it?
Sausage
As in "sausage in a cathedral" - the Brit equivilant of the above
Willy
Dinkle
'sycamore'
Great! Now I'm a hemaphrodite! I'm so confused! Thanks, Fucker!
trouser mouse
one-eyed wonder worm
tumescent tool
crank
lizard (as in "drain the...")
telescoping gynecological exam device
willie
love pump
pepe
hose
pistola
pleasure pole