How many different words can we come up with for...

..."vagina?"

cooter

honeypot
love grotto

pee pouch ...that always grosses me out

twat
peeshee

my all time favourite - snatch
because it gives the phrase "Don't snatch!" a different meaning

"I snatch eats and vice versa."--unknown

For a mexican girl I call it "sopapilla" (a honey-filled pastry) as in "I'd slam her sloppy sopapilla" ...

box

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"box in a box" reply to "dick in a box" if you haven't seen it yet

"Give me, give me
something to hold on to
give me, give me
something to hold on to
Will you remove my shoes and
lift up my skirt
Will you eat my box while I work
Eat it while I work"
--Hagfish, "Stamp"

And of course...

"I love cunts!"--Juju

Undertoad;321296 wrote:

box

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

Snap the Wonder Clam. (Courtesy of a female comedian whose name escapes me at the moment.)

pookie

Rhoda and her friend Zite used to refer to their vaginas as "their shit," which never quite sounded right to me.

it's a beeeeeeeaaaaver!

i love that

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." --June Cleaver

"Nice beaver!"--Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

What is the origin of 'beaver', anyone know?

Oh, and ham. WhereTF did that come from too?

I've never heard of a vagina being called a "ham," though I've used it as slang for a penis..."hocking the ham."

hoo-haa
coochie

baginer (buh-gIner)

Tuppence
Twinkle
Lady Garden
Front Bottom

Rubyfruit Jungle

The split lip

Tasty tunnel

upper(up her) lip

Undertoad;321322 wrote:

hoo-haa

As in The Hoo-haa Monologues

Hoo-haa...she's got us all in check.

jinx;321328 wrote:

baginer (buh-gIner)

That sounds like a sandwich you'd get at Panera Bread.

fanny. (that's why us Brits called them bum bags rather than fanny packs)

The scene in "The Office" that explains that was hilarious.

Some of my former coven girls used to refer to it as "noo-noo" or "noonie". Possibly that should be spelled as "nunu".

I just always assumed it was a derivative of "numnum", since that's a pretty good way to say how *I* feel about 'em.

LabRat;321314 wrote:

What is the origin of 'beaver', anyone know?

My theory on a pantied version of the beaver was that it looks broad and flat, like a beaver's tail, when caught it a fleeting glimpse.

As to the bare, furry variety, well...I think it has to do with the fur.

muff
pussy

The batcave :cool:

Elspode;321380 wrote:

Some of my former coven girls used to refer to it as "noo-noo"

Are you sure they weren't saying "No! No!" ??

Bearded clam
Poontang
Bush (?because approximately once a month it creates a new bloody war zone)
Punani
Bearded Axe Wound
minge

And here's the spoiler from Wikipedia for those with a thirst for naughty words

Try as I might, I can't find any interesting origins for the use of the term "beaver". I have a dictionary of slang, but (a) I caan't find it right now and (b) it's British, so I'm betting it just gives the origin as American and leaves it at that. I can't google for the answer any more -I'm all britney-spears-bald-beavered out.


Edited to add: If beaver were of British origin, I bet it'd be rhyming slang to do with the Belvoir Hunt.

mert

butsie (ryhmes with tootsie)

monster;321397 wrote:

Try as I might, I can't find any interesting origins for the use of the term "beaver". I have a dictionary of slang, but (a) I caan't find it right now and (b) it's British, so I'm betting it just gives the origin as American and leaves it at that. I can't google for the answer any more -I'm all britney-spears-bald-beavered out.

I'll make a note for myself. I've got a dictionary of profanity at home...

Roger's Profanisaurus?

monster;321397 wrote:

If beaver were of British origin, I bet it'd be rhyming slang to do with the Belvoir Hunt.

I hadn't even thought of that!
Even if it's not true, it's far too good an idea to go to waste. I will solemnly quote it as fact in future.

Have we had gash yet btw?

fish taco

Sundae Girl;321411 wrote:

Even if it's not true, it's far too good an idea to go to waste. I will solemnly quote it as fact in future.

And that's why I love Sundae!

Split-tail

cum drum

Happy Monkey;321423 wrote:

Here

Blocked :(

cock-pit

Sundae Girl;321424 wrote:

Blocked :(

It's a giant list of bagina euphemisms. Want me to PM the list to you? It's a biggie.

Nah - in that case I'd rather just have the ones Dwellars know personally.

Pineapple

Clunge.

Sundae isn't catching a break on that filter today.

I found this at the urban dictionary site. It explains the beaver analogy. ;)

Beaver

A furry mammal that feeds off wood.

SteveDallas;321390 wrote:

Are you sure they weren't saying "No! No!" ??

I'm not allowed to solicit coven girls. I'm not that kind of priest. [SIZE="1"]I leave that to the Catholics.[/SIZE]

Jelly roll
Peachfish
kitty
"that special place"
"there" (as opposed to: it, these, and those)

the vertical smile

Bajingo (that's what Elliot on Scrubs calls it)

Spexxvet;321438 wrote:

Pineapple

:eyebrow: ???

Front Bum

Bunta

Woofledoo

Flange

spooge receptacle

vagootz

Woozie

Happy Monkey;321405 wrote:

I'll make a note for myself. I've got a dictionary of profanity at home...

Nothing definitive, but a possibility is that it's...

Wicked Words by Hugh Rawson wrote:

... derived from beard, since beaver (meaning the pelt of the dam-building animal) is slang for beard, and beard has referred to the female pubic hair as well as male facial hair since at least the seventeenth century.
...
Thus, beaver also is shorthand for beaver hat, and hat is another old byword for the female genitals ("hat," according to Grose, "because frequently felt"). Again, a nickname for the beaver (animal) is flat tail, and TAIL is a very old word for the female genitals (Chaucer used it in this sense in the fourteenth century). Moreover, small furry animals often serve as metaphors for the female genitals.
...

Happy Monkey;321536 wrote:

Nothing definitive, but a possibility is that it's...

During my research.... I found comments that the slang for beard is Belvoir (pronounced Beaver) but I couldn't find out why

It seems there is no definitive answer -which just makes it the best term ever. Slang with no discerable origin but with an international understanding rocks :lol:

tunnel

minge

scruff

twat

Britney (Male counterpart -Britney Spear)

Paris (Male counterpart - Hilt In)

Baghdad

Gitmo

Global Warming




...oh and one I hate but heard in the UK -Fairy.

Happy Monkey;321536 wrote:

Thus, beaver also is shorthand for beaver hat, and hat is another old byword for the female genitals ("hat," according to Grose, "because frequently felt").

Rhyming slang also raises its head here. Beaver hat = twat

Reminds me of a line in a League of Gentlemen sketch, "My wife has a fanny like a bear-trapper's hat."
Which I took to mean warm, hairy, and with very large flaps.

oh yeah... ASL

Trim
Mogambo
Quim

Quim

Good lord I can't believe I forgot that!

barefoot serpent;321814 wrote:

oh yeah... ASL

asl for the vagina?

1) Same as the body it's in
2) female, duh
3) what are you, a computer programmmer? Down there somewhere.

ive been calling it a minge lately

CHOCHA!

(Oh man, now Tonchi's going to wash my mouth out with soap.) :eek: