This is a practical joke

What is the most unusual object you have ever put into your anus?

500 tablet bottle of Ibuprofen, slightly used.

cd rack (mostly full) and a cat sitting on top (fat and orange)

RealTree Hush Hide camo jacket.

Toilet paper.

Two Dell 2001FPs, in portrait orientation.

Dell D600 & cover page from a fax to Operations (they claim they didn't get it.) :rar:

Pie;319280 wrote:

(they claim they didn't get it.) :rar:

Fax them the confirmation. Then call them and say "I want you to get up right now and go look at your fax."

Bucket o' writing and marking utensils.

Joke completed. Thanks for playing! hehehehe

Bagpuss glass
[COLOR="Silver"](with orange juice stain at the bottom - reminds me I need to go wash it)[/COLOR]

Damn
Bad timing

Await explanation

Sundae Girl;319289 wrote:

Bagpuss glass
[COLOR="Silver"](with orange juice stain at the bottom - reminds me I need to go wash it)[/COLOR]

Damn
Bad timing

Await explanation

See original post. lol!!!

Sheldonrs;319268 wrote:

What is the most unusual object you have ever put into your anus?

grant;319270 wrote:

500 tablet bottle of Ibuprofen, slightly used.

I guess it would be slightly used if it were in your, er, anus. I know I would feel slightly used. :p

Shawnee123;319293 wrote:

I guess it would be slightly used if it were in your, er, anus. I know I would feel slightly used. :p

Think how Cowhead' fat orange cat must feel. ;-)

Here kitty kitty kitty...uh..NO..go away kitty kitty kitty.:eek:

Sheldonrs;319268 wrote:

What is the most unusual object you have ever put into your anus?

Flint;319277 wrote:

Two Dell 2001FPs, in portrait orientation.

Hey, at least I put them in the right direction.

Sheldonrs;319292 wrote:

See original post. lol!!!

In my defense I was looking for a Bagpuss link when you posted.

In deference to you I'm glad the office is empty - that gave me a real belly laugh. The great thing is I probably could.... if it was greased.... no - too much information.

It's in front of my in-tray - thank heavens I was in a literal mood!

Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan.

Brianna;319318 wrote:

Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan.

My ex's bit-on-the-side's Grandmother's ring.

Elephant and Castle


...oops, wrong thread.

barefoot serpent;319326 wrote:

Elephant and Castle


...oops, wrong thread.

Now that would be VERY...er...um..accommodating of you!

Sundae Girl;319319 wrote:

My ex's bit-on-the-side's Grandmother's ring.

so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?

I didn't think it possible that I could ever find Sundae Girl any more attractive than I already do.

I was *so* wrong.

well... fun with the edit button I guess... and the cat needs a bath anyway.. hmmm... where are my welding gloves?

a curious pinky

lumberjim;319677 wrote:

so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?

Something like that :blush:

We had an on & off relationship and she was his ex. I came back from a weekend away to hear a message on his answerphone saying she had left her ring and to be careful with it, it was the one her Grandmother gave her, blahblahblah.

It was pure bad luck on his part - I wasn't listening to his messages, I was actually there when the call came through and heard it was it was recorded. I wouldn't have known she's been there otherwise - he could have claimed that the ring had been there for ages.

Anyway I found it (under the bed) and put it on the mantlepiece where it wouldn't get hoovered up, ready for him to post back to her. It just happened to find its way into my ring first. Made me smile for ages thinking of her with stinkfinger.

And yes I know I should have been mad at him not her (and I was!) but I thought I was in love.

Elspode makes mental note not to piss off SG.

Too right, I bear a grudge like a demon...

Meh - she left a note for me to find once, describing me as a fat heffer. Silly little twiglet, couldn't even spell it properly.

Sundae Girl;320637 wrote:

Too right, I bear a grudge like a demon...

Meh - she left a note for me to find once, describing me as a fat heffer. Silly little twiglet, couldn't even spell it properly.

Yeah, cuz in your case it would be PHAT. (pretty hot and tempting)

:D

There ya go, Sundae....you've even got the queers stirred up. :love:

xoxoxoBruce;320874 wrote:

There ya go, Sundae....you've even got the queers stirred up. :love:

Didn't know your were queer Bruce. :D

I am, but the other definition... Queer; eccentric: eccentric or unconventional.

Hey, the dictionary says;

Queer; offensive term: an offensive term for a gay man ( insult )

Insult? what the fuck is that about? It's a lot easier to write than homosexual. And as I stated many times, I refuse to relinquish gay and I'm still plenty pissed off about youse guys ruining that irreplaceable word. Dammit. :p

xoxoxoBruce;321120 wrote:

I am, but the other definition... Queer; eccentric: eccentric or unconventional.

Hey, the dictionary says; Insult? what the fuck is that about? It's a lot easier to write than homosexual. And as I stated many times, I refuse to relinquish gay and I'm still plenty pissed off about youse guys ruining that irreplaceable word. Dammit. :p

Don't blame me. I voted for "fudge-packer". Sounds sort of Willy Wonka-ish.

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