Cellar Awards 2007
Speaking of one-topic ponies, when are we going to be able to nominate and vote on Cellarites for awards? We already have a Hall of Fame for specific posts, but I'd love to see some shiny awards handed out for "Funniest Poster", "Biggest Troll", etc.
Should we nominate, or just shout out awards?
I would like to nominate Elspode for a Lifetime Achievement Award for Outstanding Contribution to the Cellar Taglines.
I would like to nominate
Funniest male: Lumberjim
Funniest Female: Shawnee123
Wow, I am so flattered! Thanks:)
With due respect to James, I nom Barefoot Serpent for funniest male.
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oh, and beestie and flint are both the funniest.
ummm... that's gonna keep me on my toes...
can't Bruce be funnier, instead?
whale penis awards
oh, and beestie and flint are both the funniest.
That was entertaining. IMHO, Flint is a close second to you.
I find it hard to choose between tw and ug for funniest male actually.
I'd like to nominate myself for most annoying yet not quite bannable female.
flint is most colorful male, beestie is most intelligent male, xoB is best male in a leading role.
best cleavage: Sundae Girl
best ass: Labrat
best nipple: Ducksnuts
best facial hair: xoB
best hair: me
best hat: rkzenrage
best baby: flint and pookie for that drummin' darlin'
what do you mean superficial?
Oh, ok
most eloquent: beestie
most persistent: spexxvet
most omniscient: xoB
most strategic: maggieL
most annoying: Ronald Cherrycoke
most open: Elspode
most likely to wish he'd been a girlie: lumberjim
most likely to kick your lilly white ass?
It's probably not lilly white if she really is a hippy.
Edit: I could have the wrong person.
I'm sure my arse is lilly-white but I don't know 'cause I can't see that far....
part hippy, part goth, part soccer mom, part liberal....... hey, who knows what I'll be today? :lol: a lumberjim-dodger, I reckon..... :lol:
Bruce gets the elder statesman award.
Bruce also gets the Most Likely To Cringe At Getting An Award award.
Jinx gets my Award for Being Married to LJ Award. The rest of us get to log off.
LJ gets my award for adding the most energy to the Cellar and my runner-up Award for having the best bullshit sensor.
Slang gets the Most likely to do something none of us will ever hear about award.
LabRat gets the Most Likely to turn a thread into a pornfest simply by showing up Award.
BusterB gets the Most likely to be apprehended wearing an overcoat and socks award.
Brianna gets the Most likely to be contacted by Aaron Spelling productions about making a miniseries about her love life Award.
UT gets the award for Least Likely To Resort to a Nuclear Solution.
tw gets the Award for Reading tw's posts the most times.
I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce.
Clodfobble gets my award for the most insightful use of common sense to resolve an emotionally charged debate.
Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with.
Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.
Rocksteady gets the award for Most Likely to Sit Whilst Peeing.
Cain gets the award for Most Likely to Author a Photoshop that will make Dr. Pepper Squirt Out Through Your Nose.
mbpark gets the Leo LaPorte Award for genius-level geekdom without being a geek.
Wolf gets my award for Most Likely to have read/seen that book/movie I always wanted to read/see but never got around to it.
Somebody gets an award for most words associated with other words but I ain't about to open that thread to see who it is.
ZippyT gets some kind of award for being the Least Surprised by something in the WTF thread.
Radar gets my award for Most Likely To Start A New Business/Career.
Ibram gets my award for forgetting more about music than I ever knew.
Happy Monkey gets my Award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Sean Hannity.
UT gets My award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Al Franken.
Case gets my Award for best Artist.
Happy Monkey gets my Award for best Craftsman.
I'd give out an Award for best poet but I literally can't read poetry.
And Wolf gets my Coolest Cellarite Award. Oh, and the Best Bullshit Sensor Award.
A lot of these are absolutely correct. You really nailed them.
But this one makes me laugh. It's perfect.
Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.
ummm... that's gonna keep me on my toes...
can't Bruce be funnier, instead?
No. :notworthy
I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce.
It's a draw, seriously... both find awesome things out there!
Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with.
Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.
Which, by logical extension, means that I've just been given an award for *not* getting laid.
Yup. That's about right. Time for me to go be even more depressed now.:rolleyes:
I'll put myself down for "most likely to nominate themselves"
Sorry Kagen, I beat you to that, or actually, if they give you that award it's in error, cause I already nominated myself. :)
I'd like to nominate skysidhe for the most likely to be a crazy stalker award.
Most likely to parlay an award into a roll in the hay: Bruce
Can I get a consolation prize?
tastiest username?
best parrallel parker?
no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise
...
no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise
And cute. :grinnylov
best parrallel parker?
Hah! I've been known to drive all over town looking for a head-in spot... :redface:
I'll settle for Best with Whipped Cream. :blush:
Aww c'mon, surely I am more deserved than *best nipple*??
Although, I will wear that one with pride....................
It's a draw, seriously... both find awesome things out there!
Axlrosen has left everyone in the dust. :beer:
Most likely to parlay an award into a roll in the hay: Bruce
Yeah, I'm pining on Elspode but keep it to yourself. Don't want to spook him, you know. :rolleyes:
I've been worried about that ever since you posted that hairy boobed person in the WTFNSFW thread, man. Still, I'm honored...in a sick, twisted sort of way.
Best New Artist of the Year:
SheldonS...who is consistently hilarious! :)
Sheldon has really made me laugh the last few days
I'd have to go with LJ for all round funniest male though
The jury is still out on funiest female though - I have to evaluate times laughed vs force of laughter - I find the women here very funny with different laughs for different times
RonaldCherrycoke as Biggest Asshat presently I agree
And Wolf as The Person I Want to Grow Up To Be (I think OnyxCougar might have suggestde that once upon a time - apologies that I can't be bothered to check!)
There are some funny people here, so much so that I have bored "tangible" friends with cellar tales of buffoonery!
SG--hilarious
Bri--hilarious
LJ-hilarious
Els, Flint, spexx, ut, I could go on and on...you get the picture. At this point I feel like I'm at the Oscars and I left someone out.
Believe me, you have all touched me in one way or another. :eek: er, em...I should rephrase that.
Believe me, you have all touched me in one way or another. :eek: er, em...I should rephrase that.
Either that, or you should start mailing out plane tickets and directions to your place.
Either that, or you should start mailing out plane tickets and directions to your place.
Don't do it, Shawnee! It's a trap!!
Is not. hey. You live in Ohio, too, right? You two could split my ticket.
Best New Artist of the Year:
SheldonS...who is consistently hilarious! :)
OMG yeah.... :lol: fish, bicycle *snort* :D
Is not. hey. You live in Ohio, too, right? You two could split my ticket.
I don't know, what do YOU think Brianna? What's in it for us? ;)
I nominate the entire board. Would any of us be what/how we are without the others to respond to us and to whom we respond? :D
You'd think so, but it's like playing in a band: you'll never play stuff that cool at home, in your garage or whatever. It's the combination of minds, the new mixtures of ideas, that really good stuff comes out of. btw: I love it when people talk about me (especially sexies like jimbo).
I don't know, what do YOU think Brianna? What's in it for us? ;)
Oh, good Lord. Do I have to draw you a picture? Are my endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor simply not brazen enough? Haven't I demonstrated myself to be a sensitive, caring and intelligent male with a thirst for what you ladies have to offer?
Don't you know by now that I want...
...you to consider becoming an Amway distributor? :D
i think flint might.
You mean that guy who used to be fun until he had a lobotomy or something? :rolleyes:
Don't you know by now that I want...
...you to consider becoming an Amway distributor? :D
Baby, you couldn't handle my amway! :D
i think flint might.
You mean that guy who used to be fun until he had a lobotomy or something? :rolleyes:
Hey, I've been busy at work. So sue me. I still check in. I swear you have to post on these things every frickin' day to keep people happy.
Just kidding, Flint. Sheesh...
If it sounds like I'm serious, I'm joking; and vice versa, unless otherwise.
Somebody gets an award for most words associated with other words but I ain't about to open that thread to see who it is.
Thank you very much. :bows: :displays obeisance: : pays homage: :acknowledges: :accepts graciously:
Hey, I've been busy at work. So sue me. I still check in. I swear you have to post on these things every frickin' day to keep people happy.
No, just to keep me happy. (Bats eyes.)
Anyhoo, I guess that was my obnoxious way of trying to be unobtrusive when I say that you're really funny but you haven't been posting much, and not much of your normal sarcastic humor has been around. I just miss it, that's all.
Sorry!
I know, I got it, thanks.
Do I have to draw you a picture? Are my endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor simply not brazen enough?
Oddly, this is why I love you best--your endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor---it's intoxicating!
Begs the question (sorry, channeling MaggieL coz I hate myself right now): why do I like
code so much?
Am probably terribly warped.
Is fact that I am warped.
horribly.
Cyberbeard Award: Brianna
Cyberbeard Award: Brianna
I don't know what that means....it's probably a bad thing.
a beard
learn something new everyday...
Rhoda served as a beard to her one friend until we started dating...then he whigged out. Strange guy...
a beard
From that article:
It is generally considered poor form for a gay man not to reveal his homosexuality to the woman.
Ya think?
I heard the term when Lance Bass came out, he had a beard. :guinea:(closest thing I could find to a bearded smilie)
Baby, you couldn't handle my amway! :D
Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!
Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!
[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]
Why? What have you heard? You mean just because I use Viagra sometimes?!
Baby, you're the premium pump sprayer to my LOC Multipurpose Cleaner. I'm the Satinique on your hair, girl. I am the Artistry Skin Cream for your *whole* body!
[Barry White]Baby, you really should be my downline customer...I mean waaaayyy downline, uh huh, yeah baby.[/Barry White]
I'm not even sure what all this means but I AM pretty sure that I need a shower after reading it!
wait....sheldon is gay?
My BF seems to think so. :cool:
wait....sheldon is gay?
Oh shit. Now lj's gonna pull a Haggard on us and tell us how "confused" he is/was/but isn't anymore. This oughta be good. :corn:
Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy. :)
Rhoda served as a beard to her one friend until we started dating...then he whigged out. Strange guy...
He was probably working up the courage to ... uh ... ask her to dance ... when you came on the scene and dashed his fragile hopes.
She was totally in love with him, and apparently he made a couple of advances back in the day. How serious he was though, I don't know. He was actually cool with me at first, but then he got really weirded out when I moved out there. They didn't speak again for almost 5 years.
Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy. :)
Not to worry, I think Sheldon can hold his own with anyone. :ymca:
Jim's a wimp compared to a Jewish mother.
Or Jimmy is just scheming to torment the poor guy. :)
i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....
and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.
Oy, would you be in trouble. :worried:
i'd never torment someone for being gay. only for not admitting they are. i was being coy. sheldon posts that he loves the cock in like every other post. you've been absent lately tho, so....
and i'll wipe my dick on your(sheldon's) jewish mother's curtains, bruce.
Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Gives a whole new meaning to the Window Treatment!
Well this is a fetish I never knew of. Is it just curtains that make you cream or will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Ohhhhh...vertical blinds...*wipes up spooge*
That made me laugh so hard I cried. At work.
Ah, for those that don;t get that reference:
Q: how do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
A: fuck her up the ass, and then wipe your dick on her curtains.
...will shades and blinds work as well? ;-)
Blinds can cut.
I'm more than a little disturbed that this thread moved from me doing a couple of Ohio gals to Sheldon's spooge...nevermind how involved LJ was...
I'm more than a little disturbed that this thread moved from me doing a couple of Ohio gals to Sheldon's spooge...nevermind how involved LJ was...
You think that's disturbing? Just wait until I start posting pictures of myself in my cycling kit.
Bet LJ's got little skylights running around all over town. :eek: