Competetive eating

Not really sure what to make of this, I was surprised at how thin the kid is, but then he is 23...

http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=106

I hope I am not alone in my finding the concept of "competetive eating" disturbing.:eek:

people and their hobbies fascinate me.

I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.

I wonder if competitive sex is far behind . . . .

I think the human race is pretty much ALL about competitive sex.

Human race? That's all of evolution, Cloud. More precisely, competitive reproduction, but let's just say sex figures heavily in this.

my point

I meant "competitive" as in... public.. with a scoreboard... leagues... standings.. tournaments.. championships.... etc.... nevermind.

where do I sign up?

SteveDallas;312796 wrote:

I wonder if competitive sex is far behind . . . .

Behind, in front, on top, underneath, and probably every position you can imagine.

many women engage in competitive non-eating

He has nothing on Takeru Kobayashi!

SteveDallas;312796 wrote:

I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.

Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.

"Well, he really stuck that mount, Bob. I've never seen a more creative use of the springboard... Oh, he fell off - this is really going to hurt his score."

Kingswood;316238 wrote:

Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.

Maybe even a fourth category: Things that can fuck you. That would include non-voluntary fucking. Ow!

I, personally do not need competition to eat.

Spexxvet;316289 wrote:

Things that can fuck you.

I'll take "Things That Can Fuck You" for $200, Alex.

Shawnee123;316339 wrote:

I'll take "Things That Can Fuck You" for $200, Alex.

Fantastic!:rotflol:

Shawnee123;316339 wrote:

I'll take "Things That Can Fuck You" for $200, Alex.

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