I don't think this is anything new, but I'd like to propose an idea I've been kickin around - here goes.
Why don't we take a bunch of criminals (real criminals) out of our prisons ship them to Iraq and turn their asses loose on the insurgents. The benefit would be twofold - reduce prison overcrowding and level the playing field over there a bit with some real killers an such.
Why don't they put the mayonaise in the can with the tuna fish?
Basically sentence them to death?
They wouldn't like that and you are giving them guns too.
We could offer them freedom in return
*note* I didn't say where.
By the way you did notice the title of this thread, right?
Cheney likes to shoot at things (little birds, people)--let's send him.
Because Iraq, like most places, is filled mostly with innocent people: women, children, elderly people; you know, people. Human beings who have no control over where they were born or what political system they have to suffer under. So, why don't we turn savage criminals loose on them? Well, same scenario, basically: why don't I kick down the door of your house and punch you in the fucking face for no reason? That's why.
What if the criminals join up on the wrong side?
That would be a real negative Steve, and Flint I said it was a crazy idea not a good one.
Hmmm...turning criminals into mercinaries? I think it's been done before.
Problem is, they'll go to the highest bidder wont they?
Not if they were regulated as most businesses here are these days. :D
msn.com Invest In The New Mercenary ArmyYou can buy tuna with mayonnaise. It's grim.
My idea? Fit bullbars to the front of buses and allow them to ram cars parked in the bus lanes. That'll larn em.
or just modify mayo to be an acceptable enviroment for tuna to live in.. pre-marinated!
What if we just feed the tuna mayo?
Better idea. Put the tuna on my kitchen counter. Take the mayo, and put it...uh, I don't know...in Japan or somewhere.
Yeah, that's a crazy idea, all right.
Real criminals aren't cute and cuddly like Charles Bronson and Telly Savalas and Trini Lopez ... well, maybe cute and cuddly weren't the right words, but you know what I mean.
What if we just feed the tuna mayo?
"this is Chuck: call Starkist"
Yeah, that's a crazy idea, all right.
Real criminals aren't cute and cuddly like Charles Bronson and Telly Savalas and Trini Lopez ... well, maybe cute and cuddly weren't the right words, but you know what I mean.
Are you trying to say, real criminals can't be depended on to follow the script?:rtfm:
Nonsense, we just get real criminals to write the script, honor among thieves and such; or, would you have us believe that this only happens in the movies too? :haha:
crazy? or nasty and unpleasant?