"Orc Chicken"

suncrafter • Jan 19, 2007 11:25 am
"Orc Chicken"
Recipe for cooking chicken the Orc way. Yum!
http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZINE/Orc_Chicken_Beer.html

Anyone have any Orc or LOTR recipes they would like to share? If so - please post them below.

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cowhead • Jan 19, 2007 11:27 am
orcs? cook? seems they'd be more the steak tar-tar/carpacio types.
rkzenrage • Jan 20, 2007 8:27 pm
Don't buy it...
"Place sharpened stick through live chicken, heat in fire until dead, or until you cannot wait any longer, eat cool guts first or get your ass-kicked or killed for it first."
That is an Orc recipe.
If they were in a hurry, they would just eat it alive.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jan 29, 2007 2:00 am
Also try searches on beer can chicken if you prefer your chicken cooked instead of Moria-style -- this is BCC with a basting.
suncrafter • May 9, 2007 4:02 am
rkzenrage;309042 wrote:
Don't buy it...
"Place sharpened stick through live chicken, heat in fire until dead, or until you cannot wait any longer, eat cool guts first or get your ass-kicked or killed for it first."
That is an Orc recipe.
If they were in a hurry, they would just eat it alive.


That's just the type of racial profiling that generates stereotypes like these:
http://www.orcmagazine.com/Google_Your_Race/Orcs.html