What do you wear when doing housework?

fargon • Jan 17, 2007 9:53 am
I think you know what I wear.:blush:
Shawnee123 • Jan 17, 2007 10:30 am
A haz-mat suit! :D

(Nothing in the nude. I wouldn't even want my plant to see me nekkid!) :p
Hoof Hearted • Jan 17, 2007 10:39 am
Clothes. But, just before I vacuum, I turn the shower on and strip down to vacuum in the nude. By the time I'm done vacuuming, the shower is hot and when I exit the shower, I'm clean...and so is the house. Relax time!
rkzenrage • Jan 17, 2007 10:41 am
Wear?
SteveDallas • Jan 17, 2007 10:45 am
Housework?
Spexxvet • Jan 17, 2007 11:07 am
Where housework?
Spexxvet • Jan 17, 2007 11:27 am
I wear a tuxedo, snow shoes, and a Minnie Pearl hat.
Griff • Jan 17, 2007 11:48 am
Spexxvet;308000 wrote:
I wear a tuxedo, snow shoes, and a Minnie Pearl hat.


pics please
Trilby • Jan 17, 2007 1:08 pm
a football helmet, kilt and flippers.
Dagney • Jan 17, 2007 1:19 pm
Doesn't everyone vacuum in an apron, pearls, and sensible heels?
Shawnee123 • Jan 17, 2007 1:26 pm
Dagney;308044 wrote:
Doesn't everyone vacuum in an apron, pearls, and sensible heels?


Only if your name is June Cleaver.
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2007 1:32 pm
No, June Cleaver wears other stuff, too.
Shawnee123 • Jan 17, 2007 1:36 pm
Ohhhh, she meant pearls, apron, and shoes exclusively. :)
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2007 1:41 pm
That's the assumption I'm sticking with.
Dagney • Jan 17, 2007 1:41 pm
*grin*

Almost makes a girl wanna vacuum.

Almost ;)
Shawnee123 • Jan 17, 2007 1:44 pm
Some comedian (female, but I hate the word comedienne) said "I'll vacuum when they make one you can ride on." Love it.
Dagney • Jan 17, 2007 1:46 pm
Rosanne Barr :)

In her Domestic Goddess days *G*

I like how I clean - every Thursday, I leave a check on the counter.
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2007 2:03 pm
Matter of time- a Segway Vacuum.
Sheldonrs • Jan 17, 2007 2:12 pm
I'd wear a condom if I did the cleaning 'cuz I know I would fuck it up.
My bf does the cleaning. I do the cooking. :-)
Elspode • Jan 17, 2007 5:31 pm
Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs. I throw a t-shirt on when I go outside to shake the rugs or the dustrags.

Why get clothing sweaty, wet or dirty?
DanaC • Jan 17, 2007 6:14 pm
um...whatever I happen to be wearing when I decide to clean house.
Beestie • Jan 17, 2007 6:19 pm
I like the vacuums that you turn on and leave and it mills about eventually covering every square inch.
monster • Jan 18, 2007 1:34 pm
I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.
Trilby • Jan 18, 2007 1:38 pm
monster;308391 wrote:
I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.


Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?
lumberjim • Jan 18, 2007 1:39 pm
Brianna;308039 wrote:
a football helmet, kilt and flippers.



wow, we are birds of a feather. I wear hip waders and a sombrero.
Perry Winkle • Jan 18, 2007 1:47 pm
lacrosse shoulder-pads, jock strap, and bunny slippers
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2007 1:50 pm
hmmm
Beestie • Jan 18, 2007 1:54 pm
Usually, a bathrobe and baseball cap.

But on special occasions, I'll put on my Roman Centurian outfit.
Trilby • Jan 18, 2007 2:02 pm
Beestie;308410 wrote:
...on special occasions, I'll put on my Roman Centurian outfit.


OOooooooBAYBEE! Women :heartpump a Roman Centurian! But I insist that you :whip: me into submission first!
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2007 2:26 pm
Brianna;308393 wrote:
Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?

Is it like this?
DanaC • Jan 18, 2007 3:09 pm
I'd rather have a picture of the Centurian outfit!
lumberjim • Jan 18, 2007 3:32 pm
Image
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2007 3:35 pm
That's a mighty big dagger you got there, fella. ;)
Happy Monkey • Jan 18, 2007 3:37 pm
It's got a dustbuster in it.
Dagney • Jan 18, 2007 5:34 pm
Oh, Please tell me Shawnee's post said

"all the better to suck you with Sir?"

(And she thought that was silly...and that's why she deleted it *G*)
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2007 5:50 pm
Dagney;308498 wrote:
Oh, Please tell me Shawnee's post said

"all the better to suck you with Sir?"

(And she thought that was silly...and that's why she deleted it *G*)



LOL...no,that's a good one, but mine ran along the lines of "er, um, I don't have any dust that needs bustin' last time I looked it was pretty cleared out." Or something to that effect. :D
monster • Jan 18, 2007 6:35 pm
Shawnee123;308427 wrote:
Is it like this?


No, more like this:

Image

:D

Big people say "housecoat" small child hears "Cow Skirt". Well the latter has infinitely more class, so we adopted it.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2007 7:00 pm
:p That's hilarious! I really thought you wore a cow skirt! :D
monster • Jan 18, 2007 7:05 pm
Took us ages to work out what he meant. One Saturday as we were getting up, Thor piped up "I can see you're ready to get me breakfast, daddy, because you're wearing your cow skirt!" I'm still in bed at this point thinking :eyebrow:

:lol:
Ronald Cherrycoke • Jan 19, 2007 11:42 pm
John Kerry in a French Maid uniform...because that`a what "Mother Terisa" wants?
Iggy • Jan 20, 2007 3:20 pm
Nothing but a hair tie.
JayMcGee • Jan 20, 2007 8:21 pm
just a feather duster, me...
Cloud • Feb 14, 2007 6:42 pm
wear? people wear things inside?
rkzenrage • Feb 14, 2007 7:24 pm
That was my question.
I was thinking cock-ring and a smile.
ram491991 • Feb 17, 2007 5:46 pm
i love to vacuum nude its the best feeling ever
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 17, 2007 6:18 pm
Hi Ram, welcome to the cellar. :D
All vacuum cleaners, but especially the ones with a hose, built up static electricity that will cause body hair to swing and sway as you move. Very sensual.
DanaC • Feb 17, 2007 7:30 pm
Now there's an image to have in my head just as I go to bed....alone...and free to dream:P
SteveDallas • Feb 17, 2007 7:48 pm
Ahhh, Donna Reed . . .
Pie • Feb 17, 2007 10:04 pm
Housework? What's that? (I outsource it. So sue me.)
ram491991 • Apr 12, 2007 1:27 am
nothing ofcourse

i also love to masterbate with a vacuum cleaner its so pleasing
:p
SadistSecret • Apr 18, 2007 5:19 am
I don't outsource my housework, I just bribe people to do it for me.

"Do my dishes, then check your myspace." I don't have a Myspace, but apparently, checking it is worth cleaning a house inhabited by two almost 20 year old men, and their friends that stay over for days at a time...which is a scary thing indeed.
TheMercenary • Apr 18, 2007 2:23 pm
I don't do it. My wife does. Some times I help.