T-shirt attempt 2007

In order to avoid my disorganization in turning around orders, let's use an outside supplier! I have created a shirt design at

http://www.zazzle.com/product/235414211164808322

I have ordered one in natural to see how it turns out. I will let you know.

Outstanding! Any shirt that will assist men in staring at my boobage has my vote of confidence.

That is just perfect! Must have one.

Hmmm. 22 bucks with shipping for a ladies T. Not bad, and I like the design. Does the cellar get a cut?
If you get one, you gotta post a picture of yourself with it on! No, it doesn't have to be the ONLY thing you have on...though it wouldn't bother me! :D

I am so in. Especially if I get to look at wolf's boobage ;)

I think we get 10% as a "royalty" but they don't really emphasize it when you're signing up or creating something.

Excellent. My two old ones are beginning to show a bit of wear and tear.

Ohh I'm a t-shirt virgin too - this is very exciting!!

FYI:

The Zazzle Promise:
If you don't love it we'll take it back.

We strive to exceed your expectations with every product you receive. All products are made-to-order with the best materials and our special digital printing technologies, and generally shipped within 24 hours.

If you are not satisfied for any reason, you may return any unused products for a replacement or refund within 30 days of receipt.

To return your items:

Contact [email]returns@zazzle.com[/email] to receive a Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) number. Please specify whether you want a replacement or refund.
Write the RMA number on the packing slip and include the slip with your item to return.
Send the package to:

yay. i'll be ordering a couple tonight.

And they have infant onesies too! I wonder if that much text will be readable when shrunk down...

I'd love one with a monkey and/or a typewriter--no need to do a lot of work though, the three-on-three design that used to be the site logo would be awesome.

Hey UT -- if it isn't a huge amount of trouble, can you make on with light text for use on dark shirts? I don't normally wear white tshirts (too likely to be see-thru with my skin tone.)
Pretty Please? :love:

It's there. Pick the "Basic Dark T Shirt" under Style. As long as you don't want dark grey, it looks pretty readable.

Naw, they don't recreate their thumbnails correctly for different colors. They won't change the black lettering just because it doesn't work on a black shirt.

I've created one with yellow lettering, it should be better:

http://www.zazzle.com/product/235937681883985675

Hard to know how the burgundy will work on the dark. I brightened it a *little*

You guys ordering this before I even get one, make me nervous.

yay!

wolf;305746 wrote:

Outstanding! Any shirt that will assist men in staring at my boobage has my vote of confidence.

What makes you think they need assistance?

Err, we... err... well...

Anyway.. I do wonder about the type size on the finished product... will the "resolution" of the ink on cloth be enough to keep the text readable at that size?

[SIZE=-1]Domo arigato gozaimashita![/SIZE]

Gotcha! Let's hope Ladies' XL is big enough for me and mine!

I really think that'll work out ok - just by the calculations I did, the image should be roughly 8" wide by 10" long, so the font doesn't turn out to be tiny, and it's a meaty font to begin with.

your new user title: has a meaty front

oh, i misread that. it was font . oh well, i like it anyway

done and done

I cant believe I had to buy a pink camisole...PINK!!!! I dont wear pink!!!!

and I bought the nightly, so when I curl up in bed, you guys are all with me


awwwwww

No pockets. :(

Just staple a pocket protector directly on it!

must... have

Happy Monkey;305829 wrote:

Just staple a pocket protector directly on it!

Oversized safety pins work, too. :3eye:

wolf;305746 wrote:

Outstanding! Any shirt that will assist men in staring at my boobage has my vote of confidence.

If that's the desired result, then save the 22 bucks and go topless.:D

For any frugal (cheap) Cellarites, do a Zazzle coupon search. I found a few, but they expire 1/10. Maybe they'll be refreshed, but who knows?

BTW, do they adjust the ink colors if you pick a darker color?

:smack: never mind

you can customize the design to include a colored fill behind the text .....with a border, even.

I thought about that but then I thought, this is covering like a 10" by 8" area and that's a lot of area and maybe that huge area of full coverage would look crappy and feel weird and not wash right and stuff.

Black-text and yellow-text is probably the best way to go.

Another option is for all of the text to be edged, like the "cellar", black with white edging, or yellow with red edging, etc. That might not hold up so well in the wash, though.

I read their bit about designing for dark, and they use some sort of new different process for printing on dark shirts. They make it seem promising. They also say you shouldn't worry about large sections of color.

They are a little ambiguous on how they treat white if you just design with it and then ask for it on a dark shirt. The background of that whole thing is white and I was expecting them to drop white when printing...

Buy the light color shirts from this link:

http://www.zazzle.com/Undertoad*

And the Cellar will get an additional 7% via their associates program.

The dark color design is not there yet, and I don't know why.

Any idea on how the text might reproduce on say ... the 15 ounce mug?

Also, a bumpersticker with the monkey and typewriter framing "cellar.org" might look quite phenomenal on my car.

Mug: http://www.zazzle.com/product/168221888978494222

waiting for a better version of the monkey

Someone should try to teach them the abbreviations for states. MS. won't work.

Okay, so I ordered the twofer short sleeved black and grey one with the yellow lettering. I will let you all know how it looks when I get it.

eventually, you will all need one of these. it's just a matter of time



dammit. i should have used an apostropholon in I;ve!

i just don't know which shirt to buy. choices, choices.

Bumpersticker update: unfortunately, the monkey has too much detail to see at sticker size. It would just look like a blob to most drivers.

how's about just "cellar.org" then?

I am in the midst of my buying frenzy, the first wave, anyhow. One thing I've noticed is that only the original tee design shows up under UT's ID, none of the other products are there when you click 'show all products' or whatever the clickable link says.

Bumper sticker

http://www.zazzle.com/product/128416037971317690

I think the other things don't show up because I rated them "R". When I try to make them featured products, I get an error message.

As I'm going through the steps, one required field is phone number. Why would they need that? I have no home or cell phone, and I won't put my work phone on there. Any way around it? Make up one?

busterb;305920 wrote:

Someone should try to teach them the abbreviations for states. MS. won't work.

Are you putting the period behind it on the sign up? That won't work...just use MS

Undertoad;306025 wrote:

I think the other things don't show up because I rated them "R".

Is there anything un-kid-friendly on the shirt?

Yes, by almost everyone's definition except mine. You can see the complete text in the largest view.

I am so excited. I thought one of the tag lines on the shirt was mine and it was...in my early cellar days.

I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, and the little people who made it all possible.:notworthy

Shawnee123;306028 wrote:

As I'm going through the steps, one required field is phone number. Why would they need that? I have no home or cell phone, and I won't put my work phone on there. Any way around it? Make up one?

give 'em Flint's

lumberjim;306061 wrote:

give 'em Flint's

Ohhhh, I would if I could! :D

lumberjim;306061 wrote:

give 'em Flint's

I will buttfuck you in the mouth.

eek, harsh!

(I knew you meant him, you quoted him)

I meant jumbojim

juju;45267 wrote:

The Cellar: Sycamore is a pussy. Please don't fuck him.

i think it an absolute travesty that this, my favorite all time tag line, was left off of the shirt.


oh, and Flint.......I.......can't come up with anything funnier than butt fucking me in the mouth......you win this time.....this time.....but mark my words.....i'll get you. and your little dog too

LabRat;305754 wrote:

Hmmm. 22 bucks with shipping for a ladies T. Not bad, and I like the design. Does the cellar get a cut?
If you get one, you gotta post a picture of yourself with it on! No, it doesn't have to be the ONLY thing you have on...though it wouldn't bother me! :D

I ordered one too. I also think we should post pictures of ourselves with it on, although I think I will also have pants on. :blush: I will let everyone know how mine turns out. It is so exciting! :p

awesome. I need a new conversation starter t-shirt to wear when I'm lecturing.

I look like hell on this webcam, but it was the quickest way to get this done.

OK, I look like hell regardless.

But the Shirt! It's near perfect. Hanes tag-free, a little on the light side material but it's fine, and the printing is just excellent. The words lay out exactly like I thought they would. Delivery in 2 days.

I say "near" perfect because it is a little on the snug side of what I'm used to. But this is before washing, and I generally wash shirts before I wear em the first time, so maybe I don't know.

Looks good! Can you get the yellow text version fixed so you get the bigger commission?

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]LabRat thought you might be interested in checking out Zazzle.com and has sent you a code for 5% off your next order: DBIMOSOWLRZMGFLJXDFF. This code expires on 1/18/2007.[/COLOR]

I just ordered my shirt, and had the opportunity to send and email to a friend (myself) for 5% off their order. Thought I'd pass it on here to someone. Dunno if more than one person can use it, so first come first served.

I'm so gonna be the first aussie with one!! :D

Shawnee123;306046 wrote:

I am so excited. I thought one of the tag lines on the shirt was mine and it was...in my early cellar days.

I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, and the little people who made it all possible.:notworthy

Well, I identified 2 of mine:

The Cellar: The next best reason for the First Amendment after porn

and

The Cellar: The checkout line of the marketplace of ideas.

There may be more, since the Zazzle pic was truncated. This means that so far I am king of the hill.:king:

I rarely remember which ones are mine. I think Elspode will be the grand prize winner, however. He is just so darn prolific.

lumberjim;64074 wrote:

the cellar: please show your work

lumberjim;109323 wrote:

the cellar: when the bitterness and disillusionment of life...oh nevermind. sigh

lumberjim;61803 wrote:

The Cellar: we probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face.

i'll see your two, and raise you one. i still wouldn;t want to come up against the spode, tho

I'll see your three and jack you one.

Beestie wrote:

The Cellar: Either the asylum or the weekend pass - we're not sure which.

Beestie wrote:

The Cellar: Busy reverse engineering Intelligent Design.

Beestie wrote:

The Cellar: The rootkit in the Zeitgeist.

Beestie wrote:

The Cellar: You'll come around to our way of not agreeing on anything.

But when it comes to tag lines, 'Spode is Elvis Pressley, Jimi Hendrix, James Brown and Bob Dylan all rolled into one. Matter of fact, 'Spode deserves his own tagline:

[FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]The Cellar[/COLOR]: [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Meet Elspode - the Shakespeare of the One Line Poem.

:notworthy
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Uh oh...the yellow text one was broken? I think that is the one I ordered. On black, of course. I guess I will see when I get it.

Anyone besides UT gotten theirs yet? You must post pictures! I placed my order tonight, and since I'm a cheapskate on shipping it'll be another 4-7 days before I can show mine off.

I hope to get one.

In the spirit of Lumberjim's shirt, we need to make a whole line of us-themed shirts.

"Cellar.org -- I am an official unofficial parent of Ibram"

Come on, its a good idea! even if nobody actually buys them, we should all have self-themed shirts!

Mine came yesterday. Yellow, w/black print. Photo later in show yourself 2007. :bolt:

10

I can't quite see all of them, but I see eight of mine so far.

Wolf...if only fecundity of expression translated into profundity, I'd have quite an achievement. :D

Edit: No, six. Maybe only four. Ah, shit...I can't remember.

I just checked the status of my shipment. Interesting, since there was no mail delivered yesterday. It had better be there today.

Status: Arrival at Unit

Your item arrived at 10:51 AM on January 15, 2007 in MARION, IA 52302. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

I was gonna design a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love LabRats ass", but then remembered there are noise pollution laws in most municipalities. ;)

LabRat;307699 wrote:

I was gonna design a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love LabRats ass", but then remembered there are noise pollution laws in most municipalities. ;)

I was behind a guy the other day and he had a bumper sticker "HONK if you love Jesus." So I honked. He flipped me off.

That is priceless!

I have a sticker of a type (not a bumper sticker) on my car...it looks like an outline of a hand giving the peace sign and it says "peace" underneath it. I have been embarrassed that I have it on my car when I have had moments of road rage. :redface: Peace, indeed!

Just got two dark ones with yellow lettering:



Very nice!

Awesome! I can't wait to get mine! Apparently they are still hunting for flowers to create the ink.

I have my Lumberjim Magnets on the fridge already.

No sign of shirts or mugs. as of this afternoon they were still in San Pablo or somewhere.

UPDATE: Based on package weight, the mugs appear to be in San Pablo, the shirts are in West Chester, which means they'll be out for delivery tomorrow.

Delivery typically occurs two minutes after I leave for work in the afternoon.

Don't get any ideas about trying to swipe the shirts since I won't be there. I'm leaving my mom the shotgun.

Darnit, I should have gone for the dark ones, but I got the 'natural' to echo the current theme colors.

OOOooohhh...got mine yesterday, lovin' it!. They weren't kidding when they said that my style runs small, I ordered a large and it fits like a small. I'll post a pic tomorrow when I wear it to work. I have to wash it first. (One of my quirks. I think I'm the only woman who doesn't like the 'fresh from the store' smell on her clothes.)

Most of the women I've known, wouldn't wear clothing without washing/dry cleaning first. ;)

I can't stand it! I have to know which ones are mine!!!

Is there a way so that, when you search for a specific *string*, "Search" gives you the specific post wherein that string appears, as opposed to the entire thread wherein i might, in some way, shape or form, appear?

Yes, I'm having a very narcissistic moment...why do you ask?

read the entire shirt. then go page by page in the tagline thread and look for yours.

I've already done that. Not instantly gratifying enough. Plus, there's all those other people's taglines in there. Not enough about me.

You only wish I was kidding. :cool:

If I advance search, titles only, "cellar lines" and find posts by Elspode - and show results as threads, it finds the tag lines thread but doesn't sort or highlight Elspode's posts. If I show results as posts it doesn't find anything.

Elspode;178965 wrote:

The Cellar - throw another newbie on the fire

The Cellar - tollbooth on the road to mental stability

Elspode;115117 wrote:

The Cellar - Now, with 15% more British Citizens!

Elspode;197795 wrote:

The Cellar: More great threads than Liberace's wardrobe!

Elspode;216806 wrote:

The Cellar - 11 gallons of discourse in a ten-gallon hat

Elspode;247311 wrote:

The Cellar: Our Foam Does Not Peel Off During Launch

i see 6.

that will be $20, pat

I got mine Monday, (technically Saturday but as the office was closed I had to wait till Monday) but I have had the stomach flu so I wasn't up for photo ops. I have pictures now that I will post in the show yourself 2007 thread.

Ta Daa!

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Gray"]FWIW- this was a 'large' shirt...[/COLOR][/SIZE]

jinx;308244 wrote:

If I advance search, titles only, "cellar lines" and find posts by Elspode - and show results as threads, it finds the tag lines thread but doesn't sort or highlight Elspode's posts. If I show results as posts it doesn't find anything.

ok, i figgered this one out. go to the actual thread, theres a link near the top that says 'search this thread' do advanced search, put in the user name you're looking for, and 'cellar' if the person used the proper format for their tagline, it should pull all of their posts up in a nice easy to review list of results.

http://cellar.org/search.php?searchid=642263

alphageek31337 = Don't be stupid, and don't be a dick
alphageek31337 = In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream
alphageek31337 = Instant dissent, just add users
alphageek31337 = Nobody really reads this part, anyway
alphageek31337 = We put the *FUN* in functional addict

barefoot serpent = Yet another case of too many doms and not enough subs

Beestie = Busy reverse engineering Intelligent Design
Beestie = Either the asylum or the weekend pass - we're not sure which
Beestie = The rootkit in the Zeitgeist
Beestie = You'll come around to our way of not agreeing on anything

Brianna = I so desperately wished you liked me!

capnhowdy = Where Google googles

Crimson Ghost = My thread can beat up your thread
Crimson Ghost = You're here, wearing that? Ugh

dar512 = Way cooler than that last site you were looking at

Elspode = 11 gallons of discourse in a ten-gallon hat
Elspode = Abandon rationalizations, all ye who enter here
Elspode = More great threads than Liberace's wardrobe!
Elspode = Now with 15% more British citizens!
Elspode = Our foam does not peel off during launch
Elspode = Throw another newbie on the fire
Elspode = Tollbooth on the road to mental stability

Griff = We really are as funny as we think we are
Griff = You put your weed in there!

headsplice = Multiperson pantheistic solipsism at its finest
headsplice = Your mother says we're nice

Hobbs = Come for the grapes, stay for the cramps

juju = Affect means to influence, effect means result
juju = Welcome to the world of the overeducated and underemployed

Kagen404 = If sex was a three legged duck then...ahh I forget how that goes

LJ = We probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face
LJ = When the bitterness and disillusionment of life... oh nevermind. sigh

lookout123 = If we were meant to have a tag line, the gummint would issue one
lookout123 = Like reality tv, except we won't vote you off
lookout123 = Now watch as we wake up this troll
lookout123 = Single minded focus on the prob- HEY LOOK-A BIRD!
lookout123 = That burning sensation has nothing to do with us
lookout123 = We welcome all who... ah shut up, bitch!

mrnoodle = Funny, like a clown. We amuse you

Pie = You *will* meet someone who pisses you off

richlevy = The checkout line of the marketplace of ideas
richlevy = The next best reason for the First Amendment after porn

Shawnee123 = It's not the heat, it's the humility

slang = Every thread topic eventually changes to food

smoothmoniker = Don't blame us, we voted for Cardinal Francis Arinze

staceyv = A good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom

Sundae Girl = Putting the b into subtle

sycamore = Free abuse! Just ask!

That Guy = Not to be used for masturbatory purposes

Torrere = Just gawk at the pretty pictures
Torrere = Lifeguard off-duty, post at your own risk

Uryoces = For happy joy life-pleasure

UT = Clue Socialism: if you don't have any, we will give you some of ours
UT = Every post you write is a gift to your own future
UT = Free with registration: a bunch of people to talk to
UT = It's not perfect, but nothing interesting is perfect
UT = These aren't the threads you're looking for
UT = Trolls, morons and spammers will be shot on sight
UT = We have tried every other forum on the Internet, and they all suck
UT = You don't know the history of psychology. We do

warch = Where to go when the winds pick up

Whit = Where thought provoking discussion is talked about

xoxoxoBruce = Express yourself... it's later than you think
xoxoxoBruce = It is what it is and more than it is
xoxoxoBruce = Welcome, but don't step on the ducks

unidentified:
It's like a pair of underwear. It'll either fit or it won't
Please show your work
Please detail your deepest personality defects on arrival
Half brilliant, half moronic. Which half is up to you
We get our hair done in Reno, just to watch it dye

Undertoad;308348 wrote:

Sundae Girl = Putting the b into subtle

I am beyond happy right now

You guys so rock. Thank you, my narcissistic moment has been completely sated. Now, for a smoke.

Undertoad;308348 wrote:

Sundae Girl = Putting the b into subtle

My favorite one of them all.

Ohhh I got mine yesterday. The sizes DO run small!!

Ferel #1 looks very cute in his Beefy T

Hmm. I am wondering if I should not have ordered a medium. Oh well, we will see very soon!

Now I'm hoping the large bazeboll shirt will contain my winter insulation... time will tell. smoothmoniker's still makes me laugh hardest but Elspode gets the lifetime award.

edit sm's would be an awesome bumper sticker

We get our hair done in Reno, just to watch it dye
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=244361&postcount=566
That's mine.

The preschool ladies are all over this suave style!! :cool:

that looks great!

Adorable!! !!

I seriously think the cellar has an unproportionate number of absolutely breathtaking spawn. Our kids rock!

awesome!

LabRat;310340 wrote:

I seriously think the cellar has an unproportionate number of absolutely breathtaking spawn. Our kids rock!

Agreed.

lumberjim;310343 wrote:

Flint's shirt

I'm getting one.

case;310397 wrote:

I'm getting one.

can we get that in kid sizes?

I'm getting my 16 yr old son one >>>> NOT.



[SIZE="1"]but I would really like to have one for me - shhhh![/SIZE]

lumberjim;310343 wrote:

Flint's shirt

That is the fucking best!

Code: SHARETHELOVE expires midnight Feb 14th.

n00bs! look! b00bs!


buy a shirt if you want to be cool like us!

Is it time for a round of "name those cans?"

easy peasy

Well, I was gonna guess Iggy by the size, but somehow the rest of the torso didn't look right. Second guess was Jinx, actually. Whoever it is, those are some dandy puppynoses there.

I think we need to see them with the tshirt held by her side (so that the thread doesn't drift too much) so that we can be certain.

Going by the tanned arms and tiny waist I'll vote Jinx too.

Two big thumbs up to whoever posted either way!

Well, here's where I admit that the shirt I bought (a couple of months ago) is waaaay too small for me. I didn't expect a 2x to be small (usually a large or XL does fine) but this looks more like a small or medium. PM me if anyone's interested in a good deal. It's yours for $15.

tshirt2007 - yellow lettering", from Undertoad
Ladies Basic T-Shirt, Army
Adult 2X

I paid:
Subtotal: $22.95
Shipping: $5.98
Tax: $0.00
Total: $28.93

They are seriously small sizes Pie!!

Sundae Girl;356716 wrote:

Going by the tanned arms and tiny waist I'll vote Jinx too.

My only problem with wholeheartedly voting Jinx is that, having seen fair number of other pics of her over the years here on the Cellar, I don't recall her bumpies being *quite* that impressive. It never mattered, 'cause she's incredibly impressive in pretty much every way that I can ascertain via photo (LJ, I wish you'd repost the shot where she's floating on the hotel pool air mattress...). But I never quite imagine her boobies being all that.

LJ...am I wrong, or what? Jinx? You been holdin' out on Uncle Patrick?

your mental boob inventory is accurate, pat. or it was until a few months ago. what you see there is a quality restoration and ...enhancement...of what jinx sacrificed by breast feeding our 2 kids. they're new and improved.

Not to mention hawt!

Thank you for sharing! Congrats on the upgrade, to you both :D

If you have any tops that are now too small, my address is XXXX Y St.

Holy shit, I can't believe dwellars who didn't even know about the boob job guessed it was me! You guys are GOOD. (Tan arms? Not even a recognizable tattoo or something!?)
And thanks for the compliments, I really appreciate it. I feel kinda silly about the whole thing... it's such a ridiculous thing to do. I am so glad I did though.
Woohoo!
:ggw:

Its the gift that keeps on giving...to your husband!

So...did it, um...hurt like a sonofabitch?

Yeah, for 24hrs it was hell. Every day after that got considerably better, and by day 4 I was feeling pretty good. It was about a month before I could close the back of the jeep.

jinx;357672 wrote:

You guys are GOOD.

Your doc is good, jinx--from the pic, they look very natural. Don't feel silly!

Yeah, in case I forgot to mention, spectacular job. How many pics did Jimbo take before you got just the right amount of show-through? You know, enough to *titillate*, but not enough to actually cause any of us to pass out on our keyboards out of sheer lust?

I have this vision of LJ shooting about a thousand pictures of the new twins, what with him being such a proud papa and all.

There was actually a lot of cursing about the unusually thick fabric that cellar T's are made out of....

Thanks blue, I think he did a great job too. And oddly, he looks just like the lighter-haired surgeon on nip tuck.

Ooooh...Dylan Walsh.

(if you said he looked like Julian McMahon, I would have just passed out)

Nice jugs. Between you, and jumbo's prodigious man-teats, I don't know where to :::motorboat:::

Not to detract from the discussion of the very lovely jinx's hooters ... but important safety tip: The mugs do not stand up well to repeated runs through the dishwasher.

oh...you said Mugs.

ok

jinx;357672 wrote:

Holy shit, I can't believe dwellars who didn't even know about the boob job guessed it was me! You guys are GOOD. (Tan arms? Not even a recognizable tattoo or something!?)
And thanks for the compliments, I really appreciate it. I feel kinda silly about the whole thing... it's such a ridiculous thing to do. I am so glad I did though.
Woohoo!
:ggw:

I notice things like this because of my problem recognising faces in real life. You have fine-boned, tanned arms in your pictures of frogs, and obviously you are slip-hipped with a waist. In a process of elimination there were no other female Dwellars with your skin colour, bone structure AND waist. I didn't want to comment on the breasts, but I must say - fair play to you. They look wonderful.

This is a very personal question and I will understand if you ignore it, but it seemed creepy to ask in a PM - are they lifted, or implants? If implants, how do they feel? I know you wouldn't settle for rock hard boobies that would outlast the cockroaches, but the only pair I've felt (for comparison reasons of course) was back in the 90s and when I say fake I mean FAKE! It really stayed with me as a sense memory.

Good, since someone else asked a question, I will too.

My sis-in-law is getting implants this fall, she's 39. (no children, and can't have any)

How long do they last? Assuming no complications, most websites list a finite time until they need to be replaced. I must assume that as technology gets better, so does the 'warrenty'. In 15 years, will you need an upgrade? What might that entail?

Just asking you, since you are the only person I know that has them, that I am comfortable asking. (Plus I didn't think of these ??s when I was talking to SIL about hers. I will though next time I see her, and update if anyone's interested in what she was told)

Thanks.

Sundae Girl;357922 wrote:

They look wonderful.

AND!

the best part...they taste like French Vanilla!


that was extra

lumberjim;357944 wrote:

the best part...they taste like French Vanilla!

Shush, you
We're onto lady-talk now

:lol:

Don't you mean "Freedom Vanilla"?

Sundae Girl;357922 wrote:

I didn't want to comment on the breasts, but I must say - fair play to you. They look wonderful.

This is a very personal question and I will understand if you ignore it, but it seemed creepy to ask in a PM - are they lifted, or implants? If implants, how do they feel? I know you wouldn't settle for rock hard boobies that would outlast the cockroaches, but the only pair I've felt (for comparison reasons of course) was back in the 90s and when I say fake I mean FAKE! It really stayed with me as a sense memory.

Thanks! They feel pretty good right now... still a little firm, but they are still in the "dropping and fluffing" stage. They are silicon gel implants - no lift ( I thought about going the lift route instead but was freaked out by the extensive scarring). The rock hard boobs are overfilled saline implants. Over filled to reduce rippling, which saline is wont to do apparently. I had planned on silicon gel, and in fact only made a consultation appointment becuase it was finally FDA approved for cosmetic use (I thought about doing it for years). I felt both kinds of implants at the appointment and was shocked by the difference. The silicon felt like a boob - the saline felt like a ziplock bag with water in it. There's just no comparison, even with the silicon being about $1K more.

They tell you to plan to have them replaced in 10 years. Some last longer, some people have problems sooner. The cohesive gels (that arent approved yet) apparently last much longer. From my understanding, the subsequent surgeries are much easier to recover from becuase the dissection/pocket is already done.

Thank you

LabRat;357929 wrote:

My sis-in-law is getting implants this fall, .

These sound like the sort of inquiries that someone who was thinking about obtaining augmentation would make. Please tell me you aren't seriously thinking of growing those two perfect little mounds of yours? Please?

Say it ain't so, LabRat... say it ain't so.

Wonder how it's done? NSFW
http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=39159

As LR is currently looking to conceive I doubt augmentation is likely in the near future.

Oh, thank the Gods. And trying to conceive is such fun, too!

jinx;358017 wrote:

Thanks! They feel pretty good right now... still a little firm, but they are still in the "dropping and fluffing" stage. They are silicon gel implants - no lift ( I thought about going the lift route instead but was freaked out by the extensive scarring). The rock hard boobs are overfilled saline implants. Over filled to reduce rippling, which saline is wont to do apparently. I had planned on silicon gel, and in fact only made a consultation appointment becuase it was finally FDA approved for cosmetic use (I thought about doing it for years). I felt both kinds of implants at the appointment and was shocked by the difference. The silicon felt like a boob - the saline felt like a ziplock bag with water in it. There's just no comparison, even with the silicon being about $1K more.

They tell you to plan to have them replaced in 10 years. Some last longer, some people have problems sooner. The cohesive gels (that arent approved yet) apparently last much longer. From my understanding, the subsequent surgeries are much easier to recover from becuase the dissection/pocket is already done.

All true. Wife got her fun bags last Thursday. Silicone. New stuff. If Momma's happy, I am happy.

Oh you MUST post PICS !!

Els, Bruce,

No, not currently looking to get an upgrade, Sundae is right. IF I did, it wouldn't be till I was sure I was done procreating.

Thanks jinx, for the reply.

I am on the fence. One day, I want to. The next I think Wow, too much time off of doing what I like to make it worth it. We'll see what I think after my SIL gets it done.

As it is, Mr. Rat can't keep his paws off 'em. He hardly needs more encouragement. :)


Oh, and the minute Mr. Rat got home on Friday, he told me to tell jinx to get those puppies out there and on here!!! (I told him to register and tell her himself, but here I am...)

she went back for the 'after' pics today.

;) ;) ;)

lumberjim;358722 wrote:

she went back for the 'after' pics today.

Do they put those online at the doctor's website. You know, like new babies. I mean, those are kinda like new babies.

I'm sensing a new money-making opportunity for the T-shirt 2007.

Tell me MORE !!!!

Oh, I got nothin', that's why I'm only sensing it

Oh Come ON UT , A brilliant mind such as yours SURELY must be able to come up with SOME Money Makeing plan !!!


( Oh and I DIDN'T call you Shirley !!! ;) )

I'd be willing to put up a pic of myself in a wet t-shirt, if at least one other person was too so that cellarites could vote with dollars as to who has the best rack. Is there a way to make a note in paypal as to who the $$ would go for?

On the other hand, I don't want to smut up the place and lose the good debates/intellegent posters by bringing in a bunch of fools just looking for free porn, then tearing up the rest of the cellar with a bunch of trolling and flaming.

jinx has a good idea about how to do this.

UT can create a limited access thread or sub forum if need be.

participants would have to buy a cellar tshirt (white)

voters would pay a fee to vote. when they pay, they can view the thread.

winnings divided between the cellar and the winner(s)


might take a little time to get the shirts bought and shipped...but once the contestants are attired...they could take many many several high quality provocative and reavealing wet tshirt shots without fear of the casual internet browsing goon leering at them. unless you count stevedallas.

and no reason this has to be ladies only.....other than fnc getting all homophobic again...but i think he may have learned to keep that to himself.

let me just reiterate the part about the :

many many several high quality provocative and reavealing wet tshirt shots

Sounds interesting

I dont think it should be a competition.

You run the risk of the *winner* mentioning it in EVERY post of theirs from hereonin.

Its sooooo tiresome hearing "my rack was the best", "I might make a t-shirt with my winning rack on it"...for the next 12 months.

Besides, I think Jinx's man-madies are unbeatable :)

But for display purposes....I'd be in.

You know, I was wondering if the dead horse being beat in the avatar thread was directed at me, or if I was paranoid. I'm gonna say yep, it was after the above post.

Are you pissed I still haven't had a chance to post the duck penis I promised when you first joined?

http://www.sciam.com/includes/gallery_pop.cfm?file=4EBA95A1-E7F2-99DF-3ADD1054231B4594

LR, I got yer back.

Uhuh, it was directed at you.

I do think its tiresome that *you* feel the need to mention your arse in every other post.

I used to think your posts were valid and interesting, then I went thinking it was cute n funny that you wanted to mention your arse so often to bring the attention back to it....about the time you wanted to make a bumber sticker, I started rolling my eyes...from there on.....annoying for me personally. :)

I'm still waiting on the duck penis pic

That's the duck penis in BigV's post! :eek:

V... dude... are you tryin' to say ducks have a big vagina?

[youtube]TfHqv8YAA9w[/youtube]

DucksNuts;360128 wrote:

Uhuh, it was directed at you.

I do think its tiresome that *you* feel the need to mention your arse in every other post.

I used to think your posts were valid and interesting, then I went thinking it was cute n funny that you wanted to mention your arse so often to bring the attention back to it....about the time you wanted to make a bumber sticker, I started rolling my eyes...from there on.....annoying for me personally. :)

I'm still waiting on the duck penis pic

Speaking as a man, here, I just want to say that I cannot conceive of any circumstance under which either the display or mention of Labrat's ass would be inappropriate or tiresome.

In fact, I think I'll go and check out the pics she's already posted, and hope she posts more soon.

DN - don't be afraid to join in the fun, either verbally or photographically. :D

lumberjim;359336 wrote:

participants would have to buy a cellar tshirt (white)

I think this is LumberJim's way of saying that we have a lot of white T-shirts to unload.

This is probably how he got rid of those white Ford sedans when he was selling cars.;)

I'm holding out for a black crew neck.

nonono. the newest t shirt is ordered thru zazzle on the links in the front of this thread. i have only my own personal head stash of cellar regalia.

i did do a design from the previous shirt on zazzle....see minifob modeling that back a few pages. or oder one here. all proceeds that come from my shirts go to the cellar. i've earned $1.92 for the team so far! woohoo...thanks wolf & cf! www.zazzle.com/lumberjim

lumberjim wrote:

all proceeds that come from my shirts go to the cellar.

Even Captain Hatred? :) Who the hell is that guy?

ah...that's my future ex boss. we all ordered those shirts and wore them into a saturday morning meeting. he loved it. he has one too.

Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if somebody walked in looking to buy a car, and they were wearing one of those?

invoice less $500 easy. better hurry tho.....he's gone after august 1st......greener pastures and all that. sux....he's the best boss i've ever had.

HEY!!!! Wheres th buttfuck ya in the mouth tee gone? I went to order one n its gone.

I think Zazzle doesn't allow profanity.

it's there....but you have to log in with a cc number so you can see r rated items

Interesting method of ensuring that one is an adult before showing you the naughty stuff...just make sure you have a credit card number, and moreover, that you give it to them?

Money *is* morality.

i'm not a big fan of that either, but if you're going to be ordering.....you're gonna be giving one to them anyway, so....

DucksNuts;360128 wrote:

Uhuh, it was directed at you.

Well, I can't please everyone all the time. *shrug*



:lol: Thanks V. Except my pics were of a live duck, hanging out in my backyard. (heh) I did look for them a long time ago, but didn't come across them. Unfortunately they are even deeper now...

I made a mug.

Not sure if the logo I stole off the main page will print well, or will pixilate too much. Will let every one know, once I have one in hand.

Funny thing. We were at the Drafting Room last night with Marci's cousin and I wore my long sleeve Cellar shirt. A woman sitting at the table behind me was reading the shirt out loud and commenting on the coffee shop with no coffee. So I turned around and told her it was a local Bulletin Board.

someone just ordered 2 of these cellar keychains!


get yours today!

I'm working on a calendar starting in March, btw :D

I can't wait.

You should let us all send you some pics

I bookmarked the page of lumberjim cellarware.

I have to think about it...but potatowave really had me laughing. It doesn't say Cellar anywhere, though, does it?

no....that's a freelance piece based on the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter. it says, "Make me fries" on the back, too.
[youtube]xLd22ha_-VU[/youtube]

i tried to use the mr potato head image they use in the song, but it kept getting kicked for copyright infringement

I remembered the misheard Ledbetter lyrics...so that shirt cracked me up.

I do need something with the cellar on it, though.

But "I'm not sorry about ur finger" is classic...as is Flint's famous quotation.

richlevy;526387 wrote:

Funny thing. We were at the Drafting Room last night with Marci's cousin and I wore my long sleeve Cellar shirt. A woman sitting at the table behind me was reading the shirt out loud and commenting on the coffee shop with no coffee. So I turned around and told her it was a local Bulletin Board.

Local?
:D

Depends on your definition of local, and also where you're located.

We're local. I probably live/work closer than anyone, except UT.

classic's closest, the systems are in wilmington.

UT, I think a great shirt would be one with the scramblings of Wordle with the names of all the people who are members. What do you think. I wonder if they would require a license from Wordle to do something like that on a T-shirt.

I shouldn't think so. It's just colored text.

I have tried to do it a number of different ways. I worked on it last night and could not get it to work.

I just watched that again. That is so funny!

lumberjim;526557 wrote:

no....that's a freelance piece based on the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter. it says, "Make me fries" on the back, too.

i tried to use the mr potato head image they use in the song, but it kept getting kicked for copyright infringement

Undertoad;527286 wrote:

I shouldn't think so. It's just colored text.

We ought to try it.

Wordle chose "every which way" and it works. I ran through a few different colour combinations.

Criteria for inclusion: over 1000 posts and logged in recently.

The Wordle terms of use say you can't create derivative works. :|

Their FAQ says you can use their stuff to make T-shirts, though...

Dwellars by number of posts per thousand that have logged in this year. A little skewed, I think, but still neat.

Second attempt -- made it a little more even by omitting a few thousand of Bruce's posts. :)

I jsut gotta ask - it is 2009 right?

Wow, mine left out a lot of people somehow. Sorry.

I went all the way down to people with 50 posts, and then tweaked the 50-1000 range a little bit. Might play with it more later.

does wordle prioritize for word size? i didnt see that.....

So very cool! Guys, we need to get that on the back of a shirt and Cellar.org on the front, what do you say? I will front the art work set up costs and get people who want to buy one to make it happen. What do you think?

no need for that....

ut can just put it on zazzle

lumberjim;527797 wrote:

does wordle prioritize for word size? i didnt see that.....

It prioritizes based on word frequency. To create the first cloud, I entered xoxoBruce 28 times, Undertoad 17 times, wolf 16 times, etc.

I'd like to tweak it again, because people with fewer than 2k posts aren't accurately represented since I didn't plan it out correctly. I'll take another crack at it tomorrow night, I think.

I worked on it last night and as much as I respect those from the years past laying the ground for participation I would like to see only the most recent participants included, whom ever they may be. In a few years do it again and the names will change again with Cellar.org on the front never changing. Fitting. What do you all think?

cellar chatters

Why did you leave me out?

You smell.

Not to be a dick or whatever, but I don't see Bri on there and I think she belongs. At least in the chat one. JMO

Aliantha;527819 wrote:

You smell.

Yes, your point? :p

nothing. lol

Undertoad;527749 wrote:

The Wordle terms of use say you can't create derivative works. :|

bump


doesn't this mean we could get tony into trouble if we go ahead with this?

classicman;527824 wrote:

Not to be a dick or whatever, but I don't see Bri on there and I think she belongs. At least in the chat one. JMO

TheMercenary;527818 wrote:

Why did you leave me out?

look again

No, you need to show harder.

Yea but he has a hot cool car to run away from the bad guys who would be trying to get him.

groover.

stfu


i did forget vana, elpole and treefae....

Coolness either way.

Hey I've been a chatter... a few times... [size=1]okay, not much recently, I admit, but hey...[/size]

fixed....sorry

i like the b&w too:

TheMercenary;527818 wrote:

Why did you leave me out?

Same here.

I chat.

Not as often as I'd like, but I gotta work for a living, you know?

I like this game.

Yeah, I try to jump in chat when I can. Mostly I end up chatting with myself in the middle of the day...but I do chat.

oh dear god.

2009 thread: http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19402