Thanks xoBruce

Thank You for the lovely calender, I will treasure it always!
Question, when can we eat the bunnies? :yum:

luuurving me some bunnies, too.

Thanks for the Mercedes, Bruce. How did you know my favorite color is silver?

Thanks for the house in Tuscany, Bruce. How did you know?

hey, did everyone get better shit than me?:yelgreedy

if you consider a brand new washer dryer set better, then....yes



thanks, bruce!

I am puzzled, though intrigued -- no, I am still at a loss -- at the cerulean wombat.

But thanks.

And you thought the Mod election was in doubt. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha...c'mon Saddam, we have a long night ahead. :vader1:

Urbane Guerrilla;303961 wrote:

I am puzzled, though intrigued -- no, I am still at a loss -- at the cerulean wombat.

But thanks.

I got a paisley one last year.

Just to let you know the cheque has arrived Brucey...

Ahhhh, Bruce must not love me no more :(

ohh how come my post went weird???

Its on its own and has red lines around it..i'm freaking out mannnnnn.

ahhh, I think its the quick reply thingie??


carry on

Today the sun is shining - thanks Bruce

DucksNuts;304042 wrote:

Ahhhh, Bruce must not love me no more :(

Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.:evil2:

Thanks for the strategy Bruce! Satisfying Pete is now a piece of cake.

Thank you, Bruce, for delivering my gift in person. ;)

My DVDs have never looked so good as on the 51-inch plasma HDTV. Thanks!!

You're certainly all deserving. :blush:

xoxoxoBruce;304126 wrote:

Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.:evil2:

Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?

DucksNuts;304390 wrote:

Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy. :D

...I got this postcard. And it read, it said: Dear Amigo - Dear Partner. Listen, uh - I just want to say thanks. So...thanks. Thanks for all the presents. Thanks for introducing me to the Chief. Thanks for putting on the feedbag. Thanks for going all out. Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife. and uh - Thanks for letting me autograph your cast. Hug and kisses. XXXXOOOO. ...

Laurie Anderson
Let X=X

Spexxvet;304411 wrote:

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy. :D

Just let out a big whoop of surprised laughter in the middle of the office. Thanks for that!

Spexxvet;304413 wrote:

Laurie Anderson
Let X=X

not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...

I am now pretty certain that I've suffered a stroke as I logged on and this place was brown and now people are thanking bruce for stuff and...WTF is going ON?

Brianna;304551 wrote:

I am now pretty certain that I've suffered a stroke as I logged on and this place was brown and now people are thanking bruce for stuff and...WTF is going ON?

LOL...I've wondered where you've been. Then reading the "daddy" thread and SG mentioned your stroke I thought "Oh no, that poor thing, no wonder she hasn't been around much." :p

:blush:

sorry!

I'm back in class...some very evil stuff, too: STATISTICS! Not my strong suit.

wolf;304545 wrote:

not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...

Just cut and paste from here

Brianna;304569 wrote:

:blush:

sorry!

I'm back in class...some very evil stuff, too: STATISTICS! Not my strong suit.

Ahhh yes...the best thing I learned from Prob and Stats was that you can make statistics say just about anything you want them to say. I don't envy you.

I never got the hang of probability. Even now I see things as 50:50. I mean I either win the Lottery or I don't, end of calculation!

And I, for one, hope you do! (Party at SG's!)

Sundae Girl;304581 wrote:

I never got the hang of probability. Even now I see things as 50:50. I mean I either win the Lottery or I don't, end of calculation!

You're half right:D

Brianna;304569 wrote:

I'm back in class...some very evil stuff, too: STATISTICS! Not my strong suit.

If you need math tutoring.. you know where to go! :angel:

Sundae Girl;304581 wrote:

I never got the hang of probability. Even now I see things as 50:50. I mean I either win the Lottery or I don't, end of calculation!

Ohhh do you play poker? I want you at my table!! :yelgreedy

You would want me at your table if I did win the Lottery - I play poker spectacularly badly. My facial expressions are about as subtle as neon tubing (turn of phrase borrowed from another Dwellar).

The only way I could ever win at cards when I was younger was act stupid and cheat like hell. I'm getting a little old to play the ingenue now sadly.

I was always good at the card games where you have to lie; not that I would lie much...I was good at telling the truth and acting a bit squirmy so they would think I was lying.

~Master thespian~

I have only played a couple live games, but I've been in situations both live and on the internet where people said they were convinced I was bluffing. My response was always, "If you think I'm bluffing, then you need to call." So far nobody did.

On again off again b/f plays a lot of cards. I like to play Texas Hold 'Em at parties with some friends. I've won a couple. It is fun, but I'm in no danger of being on World Series of Poker any time soon.

xoxoxoBruce;304126 wrote:

Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.:evil2:

Thanks, babe. ;)

Spexxvet;304411 wrote:

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy. :D

what the?

Bruce is....a slut??:sniff:

All those things he told me where to just get my into my undies?

No, no Duckie...don't believe the gossips, wagging their tongues.

I love you, I love only you. I've never loved anyone but you. I will never love anyone but you. It says so right here on my business cards. See, right there...right after, To whom it may concern...:angel:

Spexxvet;304571 wrote:

Just cut and paste from here

Very cute. You think that because you found it on the internet that makes it right?

:eyebrow: uhuh


Why do I feel so dirty n used?

Oh don't feel that way, during the transfer of the gift you have my undivided attention......and my eternal gratitude after that. Even written references if you want.:comfort:

I'm satisfied with that Bruce :)

Thanks heaps