dwellar pics 2007: show yourself

Damn, RK, that store looks like a place I'd like to visit (preferably after hiding my credit cards)... where is it?

(Oh, and I don't believe you've introduced us to the young ladies in #2 and #3.)

beautiful as always big man. ;-)

If that reindeer ain't a-poopin' I don't know what is!

Great pics! Happy New Year.

I'm off for a couple more days and must relinquish my spot on the public library computer soon but I wanted to stop in and say hello!

Here's to a great new year!

First lady is my Niece, second lady is Mrs. RK... you may pity her.
That deer be poopin'!
That is just the back of Marshall's camrea... you would want to take a friend's credit card... seriously.

Those are great photos.

I took this last month. Not new. They don't get better so I'll just go for a real life view and just post what I got on hand.

Your image hosting company appears to dislike hotlinking.

That is so odd because that is what it is for! . They even give a person a link to do just that!

....and I liked that one too. Much more realistic. It's what I see when I look into the mirror even.

Well? You gonna fix it or what?

I can't go back and edit so I'll repost.

I guess you can click on the thumbnail for a larger view.

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I won't try and edit out the [img boxes at the ends otherwise these may disappear too] I am one of those people that take different looking photos and look a variety of ages too....I'm older than dirt if anyone asks :P

Thanks :)

I like your glasses!

Lovely pics! I like your glasses too (I always liked them on other people, just couldn't bear them on me0

You look a little like Susan Tully - old photos I mean, she is about 20 years older now so I can't voucher for what she looks like!

ahh another celebrety comparison. I like!

I like my glasses too although my perscription pair need repair. The little dog I had popped out the lenz. They are blue tinted. These over the counter work just as well as my 700 dollar tinted pair. I am such a sucker. I'll sign for anything. damn. :P I'll post a picture of me in those spendy ones when I get them fixed.

ps...sundae girl. You would like them with the right frame!

Thanks beautiful ladies.:)

skysidhe;305299 wrote:

ps...sundae girl. You would like them with the right frame!

I think it was a self-image think tbh. I got my eyes lasered and took that burden off my mind :)

My, but we have an attractive bunch of Cellarites here. Witty, intelligent, articulate and attractive. Why isn't this place a real life watering hole? Someone needs to get busy inventing teleportation so the Meaningless Drunk Thread can become more meaningful by allowing us all to physically congregate.

Elspode;305347 wrote:

Someone needs to get busy inventing teleportation so the Meaningless Drunk Thread can become more meaningful by allowing us all to physically congregate.

And here, as we see, the Cellar sows the seeds of its own destruction - we are all too busy sat in front of our PCs discussing butt-secks to work on transportation devices.

Life is Pain.

Hey Ibram? I'm pretty sure the above is a joke (if not, obviously we all want you to seek help, it's out there and we're always in here for you), but you might consider that as a minor, such things could get misinterpreted by parents and/or teachers if they stumble upon them and end up causing a lot of trouble for you.

Clodfobble;305673 wrote:

Hey Ibram? I'm pretty sure the above is a joke (if not, obviously we all want you to seek help, it's out there and we're always in here for you), but you might consider that as a minor, such things could get misinterpreted by parents and/or teachers if they stumble upon them and end up causing a lot of trouble for you.

I think I might be missing something here...?
Ah - is there something in his hand in the second picture?

Looks like a wrist-slashing motion to me. I could be totally wrong.

box cutter

life is pain....but death is permenant.

Seriously Ib that's not something to kid about.

That was his last post. His location on his profile is "see you in hell pachelbel."

He doesn't normally post at "our" time, so it's probably normal we haven't had a response. but I am a bit concerned now.

What's up Ibram?

Eh, if he was serious about suicide, he's smart enough to know that across his wrist isn't the way to go. And something tells me he'd be a lot more creative about it than a simple wrist slash anyway.

I do wonder about him sometimes though. He seems so uber-intellegent. Makes you wonder what makes him tick...

I think its a reflection of a ring, look how the fingers are also rather elongated. Either that ort he pulled off a bandage.

if Ibram is a cutter, it doesnt automatically mean he wants to die.
but yeah, seek some help, if that is what you were doing. it's a very short -term solution.

Shawnee123;305708 wrote:

His location on his profile is "see you in hell pachelbel."

From here.

No, I was making FUN of emo kids... I'm actually holding a silver iPod shuffle I got for christmas, cause its silver and squarish. I wouldn't be caught dead with an emo hairstyle in reality, and I wouldn't cut if y'paid me.

No, I'm just making fun of the lame scenester myspace-whores who post those lame pictures all over their 'faxebok lol'.

blurred (the way I like it -i'm a tad camera shy) but for once a good hair shot, so I'll forgo the hiding behind sunglasses etc.....

Strange...that's how I look when the camera *is* focused...

Cool hair monster!

Can't comment on the rest of course, due to the blurring, but sure it's just as good...

Sundae Girl;306111 wrote:

Cool hair monster!

so, because you forgot your comma, i went back three pages looking for a 'hair monster'

and this coming from me, of all people.

Sundae Girl;306111 wrote:

Cool hair monster!

Can't comment on the rest of course, due to the blurring, but sure it's just as good...

thanks. It doesn't usually come out well in photos. it's a good job the shot is blurred -that was taken at 7am on the first day of school waiting for the bus with three over-excited children, one going on the bus for the first time. I suspect if you could look closely, you be able to lip-read something banned by the BBC.

lumberjim;306135 wrote:

so, because you forgot your comma, i went back three pages looking for a 'hair monster'

and this coming from me, of all people.

That almost made pop shoot out my nose!

Shawnee123;306171 wrote:

That almost made pop shoot out my nose!

Why would your pop want to shoot out your nose? Is he Dick Cheney?

Shawnee123 wrote:

That almost made pop shoot out my nose!

I'm glad that doesn't actually say poop, like I initially saw...

Clodfobble;306190 wrote:

I'm glad that doesn't actually say poop, like I initially saw...

You saw it too!! I thought that was just me... :blush:

(Note to self: do not read the Cellar with a full bladder)

Shawnee123;306171 wrote:

That almost made pop shoot out my nose!

thanks. i judge my own performance in fluid ounces snarfed.

Whole page of text with no pics... get snappin' people.

rkzenrage;306306 wrote:

Whole page of text with no pics... get snappin' people.

Alright, alright.

OK. I have officially decided I want Kitsune to do the next series of X rated photos for me. And maybe a family picture suitable for the mantle. Oh, I'm lovin' the stubble :D.

Shawnee123;306171 wrote:

That almost made pop shoot out my nose!

lol...I forgot the different words used for Soda Pop, coke, soda, pop, carbonated beverage, etc.

Shawnee123;306414 wrote:

lol...I forgot the different words used for Soda Pop, coke, soda, pop, carbonated beverage, etc.

I like to call it "sod-y water" (actually I hardly ever drink it, and I usually refer to it as "liquid diabetes")

Kits, you're a damn cutie! :)

.

Too blurry, giving me a migrane.....aaaahhhh!!!!

I thought blurry was in these days.

I'll hunt around for a sharper picture, let me find my glasses...

I just had some HRT promo shots down (industry crap) but they are borderline NSFW, so this is the best I can do :)...tis a bit wankie tho :rolleyes:

Since when have we shied away from NSFW?

You've seen all my bits tho

DucksNuts;306559 wrote:

You've seen all my bits tho

Recent cellar surveys suggest that, time trodden cliches to the contrary, familiarity doesn't breed contempt.

LabRat;306518 wrote:

Too blurry, giving me a migrane.....aaaahhhh!!!!

looks fine to me. Mind you, i just took my lenses out....

Why does the automotive industry need NSFW promo photos? I though that only *we* needed those.

Why does the automotive industry need NSFW promo photos?

Why doesn't it ???

It's the only reason I bought a car.

Elspode;307253 wrote:

Why does the automotive industry need NSFW promo photos? I though that only *we* needed those.

'coz its sleazy?

We had a *wipe-out* sale, which included all of us wearing swimsuits etc.

Then we were mucking around with some franchise clothing, like g-string, string top, singlet top etc. :)

Oh Duckie !!! Now You HAVE to post some pics !!!! ( links to them )

DucksNuts;306554 wrote:

I just had some HRT promo shots down (industry crap) but they are borderline NSFW, so this is the best I can do :)...tis a bit wankie tho :rolleyes:

You have lovely eyes.

DucksNuts;307268 wrote:

'coz its sleazy?

We had a *wipe-out* sale, which included all of us wearing swimsuits etc.

Then we were mucking around with some franchise clothing, like g-string, string top, singlet top etc. :)

So your dealership has promo lingerie? And you don't *want* to show us those pics?

I'm hurt. Really. I mean, its for the good of the dealership, right? Advertising and all that? Think of the Cellar as your first step in a viral marketing program...

Careful Elspode... you don't want to end up buying a car, including freight from Australia to Missouri, in a moment of weakness!

lol, there would have to be a hell of an incentive to cover that freight!

yesman065;307490 wrote:

lol, there would have to be a hell of an incentive to cover that freight!

Duck is worth it.

Elspode;307447 wrote:

So your dealership has promo lingerie? And you don't *want* to show us those pics?

I'm hurt. Really. I mean, its for the good of the dealership, right? Advertising and all that? Think of the Cellar as your first step in a viral marketing program...

Jeezuz 'spode, you really know how to work me huh? The ole "hurt"angle will get me every time.

Will post a couple in the NSFW show yourself thread thingie

I have a doctorate in whining for sexual favors.

Just woke up, ready to go to the gym. That's two-weeks worth of facial hair growth.


Still need to shave...



(sorry to take up so much of the page -- iPhoto will only crop, not resize)

Someday I need a real camera. These were taken with the crappy cam on my mbp.

Now I have to figure out something naughty to show in the other thread. :greenface

Ohhh youre cute!! Great jawline :D

Oh wow, seriously cute. You look kinda like Milo Ventimiglia (<33).

Grant?

I demand more pictures.


Seriously. Do it or else.

Grant - I'm not sure if you're aware of the current male nipple shortage on this forum. Get on over to NSFW and give us a topless shot!

Hah, thanks for the positive remarks. Though I'm not sure if being compared Milo Ventimiglia compliment.

I hate having my picture taken.

For the record. I still haven't shaved. Yay for vagabondage (or is that vagabondism?).

hehehe

he said *bondage*

Dude if I didn't shave for 2 weeks I would have a full beard ( full coverage that is ) ,

Time to show off the new cellar shirt!

Oh, and very nice Grant. ;)

your signature says it all!!

:blush:

Me and the ankle-biting crumb snatchers...

You are all adorable. The ankle-biting crumb snatchers look like they are getting away... hold on tight! ;)

Wow - I never fail to be amazed at the combination of beauty and brains we have here!

And that includes Beestie (it's obviously in the genes if you can spawn a pretty girl like that!)

Iggy, your pose is suggestive of someone who wants to share the wit of the Cellar with the world.... or something anyway :) You go girl!

In my dreams, I'm stacked like Iggy is...

You got the right stuff, baby.

We sure got some hotties in here...

Beestie, that little girl is A-DOR-A-BLE!!!

Iggy, you go on with your bad self!

DucksNuts;307814 wrote:

hehehe

he said *bondage*

and vag.... :eek:

Iggy, you are a lovely girl.

Grant, all I can say is....nice.

Beestie, you are just as I imagine you. Adorable, and girls are, too.

LabRat;308324 wrote:

In my dreams, I'm stacked like Iggy is...

In my dreams, I have a behind like labrats. ;)
I have the top, but my bottom just isn't that great. You should be proud!

Thanks all... we do have lots of wonderful looking people in here. It makes me proud to be among them. And I should mention that my SO was giving lots of crap about the pictures so I was trying to not bust up laughing while he was taking them, hence me biting my lip... ;)

Iggy;308784 wrote:

Thanks all... we do have lots of wonderful looking people in here. It makes me proud to be among them. And I should mention that my SO was giving lots of crap about the pictures so I was trying to not bust up laughing while he was taking them, hence me biting my lip... ;)

Ya shoulda threatened him with that nasty looking hammer that's hanging on the wall in the pic with the shelf of board games..

Iggy;308781 wrote:

In my dreams, I have a behind like labrats. ;)
I have the top, but my bottom just isn't that great. You should be proud!

In *my* dreams, all the devastatingly fine Cellarbabes are standing in my room, clamoring for my attention, jiggling about, jostling for position to see who gets to share those lovely bits first.

Hey...when I dream, I don't mess around. Oh. Wait. Yes, I do.

grant;308792 wrote:

Ya shoulda threatened him with that nasty looking hammer that's hanging on the wall in the pic with the shelf of board games..

Hmmm... I could do that, or I could threaten him with any number of the other knives and swords laying about or hanging on the walls. I will get some pictures of our decorations to show everyone. Looks pretty fabulous. :cool:

LabRat;308324 wrote:

In my dreams, I'm stacked like Iggy is...

Iggy;308781 wrote:

In my dreams, I have a behind like labrats. ;)

Dr. Frankenstein! Paging Dr. Frankenstein!

paging dr photoshop!

Don't truck with no bad taters... here's more...

BRAINS!!!!!

wow! cool parrot! (or, is it a cockatoo?)

how 'bout this?

Animals love me for some reason

The real me..

And the real me:

you're from South Africa? (confused)

Wow Cloud, that picture brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'nursing a bottle of beer'?:p

Bullitt, I *so* thought you were flipping off the camera, there.

Dogs like you because you've smeared Alpo in your crotch.

Elspode;338489 wrote:

Bullitt, I *so* thought you were flipping off the camera, there.

That's what I keep thinking!

Along with the fact that rkzenrage would look awesome with some nice CBRs in his ears.

But that's just me!

CBRs?

DucksNuts;338503 wrote:

CBRs?

Captive Bead Rings.

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/g/blgloscbr.htm

TheMercenary;338429 wrote:

And the real me:

Who do you remind me of.......... oh yeah!



Boy George!

Cute. But not my style. The whole French thing is just... so, so, gay. Sorry.

TheMercenary;338562 wrote:

The whole French thing is just... so, so, gay.

Yes, cause that's totally a bad thing, right asshole?

Ibram;338565 wrote:

Yes, cause that's totally a bad thing, right asshole?

No son, it is not. As long as you are a consenting adult, something which you are not. ;)

That's right, Ib. If you are heterosexual, you get to make out with the opposite sex, and date and stuff while you're a minor. But if you're anything BUT hetero, you have to wait until you're an adult, or keep it in closet, like Mercy does. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Spexxvet;338578 wrote:

That's right, Ib. If you are heterosexual, you get to make out with the opposite sex, and date and stuff while you're a minor. But if you're anything BUT hetero, you have to wait until you're an adult, or keep it in closet, like Mercy does. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

HA! Or I could be just like you and Ib... you guys have sex often?:eek:

I don't know Merc. Your picture was B&W, but it looks like you and Boy George were wearing the same blush on the cheeks.

richlevy;338586 wrote:

I don't know Merc. Your picture was B&W, but it looks like you and Boy George were wearing the same blush on the cheeks.

Actually I think he uses some thing by Sisley... I use cammo, basic brown, tan, black, and green.

You know, I was having some fun in this thread. Even posted a nice nakie piccie and everything.

Then I wake up and find it RUINED by this shit.

Very, very, disappointing.

Cloud;338591 wrote:

You know, I was having some fun in this thread. Even posted a nice nakie piccie and everything.

Then I wake up and find it RUINED by this shit.

Very, very, disappointing.

Disappointing would be if you don't post a nekkie picture of yourself.:headshake

Cloud;338591 wrote:

Then I wake up and find it RUINED by this shit.

Very, very, disappointing.

Yea, ugly ain't it.

TheMercenary;338608 wrote:

Yea, ugly ain't it.

TheMercenary;338429 wrote:

Okay, okay, that was low. I apologize.


Though that wasnt nearly as low as being such a despicable, awful, bigoted, filthy homophobe.

Ibram;338609 wrote:

Though that wasnt nearly as low as being such a despicable, awful, bigoted, filthy homophobe.

Why don't you just let it go kid. Stop ruining Clouds otherwise interesting thread with your name calling. Are you a glutton for punishment or something? Jezzzs.

Cloud;338591 wrote:

You know, I was having some fun in this thread. Even posted a nice nakie piccie and everything.

Then I wake up and find it RUINED by this shit.

Very, very, disappointing.

Wait a minute. A bare shoulder and a hint of boob counts a naked?! How very Victorian.

BTW, did you by any chance play Jan Brady when you were younger?

Kidding. It was a nice pic.

MY name-calling?

I'm not letting it go, here or anywhere else. I dont put up with shit like that. I dont let homophobia go quietly. I fight it.
YOU stop ruining this otherwise civil forum with YOUR bigotry.

richlevy;338615 wrote:

Wait a minute. A bare shoulder counts a naked?! How very Victorian.

BTW, did you by any chance play Jan Brady when you were younger?

No, I was not Jan Brady, you dope!

And I'm bare under there, you just can't see it. Fortunately for you.

That pic was taken as a gag for my "home" forum friends, when we were daring each other to post nakie pics. Can't remember why the beer, though.

Don't have my septum pierced anymore.

:)

Cloud;338622 wrote:

No, I was not Jan Brady, you dope!

And I'm bare under there, you just can't see it. Fortunately for you.

That pic was taken as a gag for my "home" forum friends, when we were daring each other to post nakie pics. Can't remember why the beer, though.

Don't have my septum pierced anymore.

:)

Nice pic but hardly nakie! :D

Cloud wrote:

Don't have my septum pierced anymore.

I wondered how they would ever let you get away with that at the law office. :)

Oh, the beauty of a septum piercing is you can hide it! That little piece of jewelry flips right up inside the nose and you can't see it at all. A perfect piercing for professionals.

Will probably get around to getting it repierced. Don't particularly like the look with that jewelry, but it gives me creds in the bodymod world.

I'm gonna clank in my casket.

Cloud;338634 wrote:

Oh, the beauty of a septum piercing is you can hide it! That little piece of jewelry flips right up inside the nose and you can't see it at all. A perfect piercing for professionals.

Will probably get around to getting it repierced. Don't particularly like the look with that jewelry, but it gives me creds in the bodymod world.

I'm gonna clank in my casket.

I would think you would have trouble breathing out with some of the larger stuff like 0. That would drive me crazy.

I know people who have large gauge septum piercings, and they say not. Larger gauges tend to smell pretty bad, though.

Cloud;338648 wrote:

Larger gauges tend to smell pretty bad, though.

I wonder why that is, maybe bacteria gets down in the threads or something. We wash them out with hydrogen peroxide every now and then. I would think regular cleaning would eliminate that issue.

Well, no-- it's like toe jam, or navel lint. A healed piercing exudes sebum, a waxy secretion from the skin, plus dead skin cells, etc. We call it "the funk" and it occurs on all healed piercings--it's one of the ways you can tell it's healed. Regular cleaning of healed piercings is very important, but it still occurs.

The hydrogen peroxide will work well for cleaning it off your jewelry. Just be sure not to use it on acrylic, because it will melt.

Personal habits, i.e., not eating lots of crap, keeping hydrated, etc. will make the body smell sweeter (piercings or not).

Cloud;338653 wrote:

The hydrogen peroxide will work well for cleaning it off your jewelry. Just be sure not to use it on acrylic, because it will melt.

I didn't know that. Thanks.

Vitamin E oil works too -keeps it from building up in the first place. I had to use that when I had some piercings. No, not that kind - 4 steel screws attaching various pieces of arm bone to an aluminum frame. Now that was a fun summer. To have a six-month old.

Well darn. That talk did kinda ruin the moment... and to think, I was contemplating posting some nekkid (or partially nekkid) pictures since my co-workers aren't on here anymore. :p

Iggy;339243 wrote:

Well darn. That talk did kinda ruin the moment... and to think, I was contemplating posting some nekkid (or partially nekkid) pictures since my co-workers aren't on here anymore. :p

Please, please, please?

Oooh, do some in just that corset without the T-shirt....

Speaking as one of the most frankly sexual persons here, I just want to say that I would be overjoyed...nay, hysterical with joy...should Iggy deign to display her mammary protruberances here for the erudition of Cellarites.

Just seeing her in t-shirts and corsets is almost enough to give me palpatations.

Well I do have this really hot red corset that is not appropriate to wear out and about. But it does cover most of the important bits... maybe I can convice my SO to lace me up and photograph me so that I can enjoy the reactions. That is the most fun part, me thinks. :D

Chock-full of naughty goodness.

Red corset !!!!

Ibram;338616 wrote:

MY name-calling?

I'm not letting it go, here or anywhere else. I dont put up with shit like that. I dont let homophobia go quietly. I fight it.
YOU stop ruining this otherwise civil forum with YOUR bigotry.

Ib, you might want to read this link......http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/rainbow/html/prej_defn.html

The article describes a heterosexual's open dislike and or beratement of homosexuality as not at all a phobia, an irrational fear, but a prejudice. It can brought out by such as a homosexual indicating that a heterosexual is "cute" (or vice versa). I personally could care less what your sexual orientation is, but you might feel a bit uncomfortable, or even offended, if I, a known heterosexual, called you "cute". You might interpret this as "queer" or "light in the loafers", id est, a put down. Obviously, you don't need me to tell you that you have every right to express your opinions in the manner you see fit, but you should realize that more often than not, a negative reaction is a retort, a return put down to a percieved put down. It's just something to think about.

All that truly counts is that you're an intelligent, talented individual. Period.

Hyoi;339647 wrote:

Obviously, you don't need me to tell you that you have every right to express your opinions in the manner you see fit, but you should realize that more often than not, a negative reaction is a retort, a return put down to a percieved put down. It's just something to think about.

;)

I can't find a dwellar pics 2007: NSFW thread. Do we not have one?

Iggy;339544 wrote:

Well I do have this really hot red corset that is not appropriate to wear out and about. But it does cover most of the important bits... maybe I can convice my SO to lace me up and photograph me so that I can enjoy the reactions. That is the most fun part, me thinks. :D

Why do I feel lightheaded all of a sudden?

*faints*

Iggy wrote:

I can't find a dwellar pics 2007: NSFW thread. Do we not have one?

2006 was the first and only one so far, here. But I'm not sure it requires a new thread for every year. Then again, the title would be inaccurate. I dunno, do with it as you see fit...

Originally Posted by Ibram
MY name-calling?

I'm not letting it go, here or anywhere else. I dont put up with shit like that. I dont let homophobia go quietly. I fight it.
YOU stop ruining this otherwise civil forum with YOUR bigotry.

Shhhu the grownup are talking now!

Hyoi;339647 wrote:

Ib, you might want to read this link......http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/rainbow/html/prej_defn.html

The article describes a heterosexual's open dislike and or beratement of homosexuality as not at all a phobia, an irrational fear, but a prejudice. It can brought out by such as a homosexual indicating that a heterosexual is "cute" (or vice versa). I personally could care less what your sexual orientation is, but you might feel a bit uncomfortable, or even offended, if I, a known heterosexual, called you "cute". You might interpret this as "queer" or "light in the loafers", id est, a put down. Obviously, you don't need me to tell you that you have every right to express your opinions in the manner you see fit, but you should realize that more often than not, a negative reaction is a retort, a return put down to a percieved put down. It's just something to think about.

All that truly counts is that you're an intelligent, talented individual. Period.

Homophobia is simply the accepted, much-used term for any kind of anti-gay or anti-queer prejudice, whether it's really a technical 'phobia' or not.

Ibram;339814 wrote:

Homophobia is simply the accepted, much-used term for any kind of anti-gay or anti-queer prejudice, whether it's really a technical 'phobia' or not.

For the record I have no anti-gay ideals or prejudice, unless you are a non-consenting non-adult.

TheMercenary;339821 wrote:

For the record I have no anti-gay ideals or prejudice, unless you are a non-consenting non-adult.

TheMercenary wrote:

You are bi confused fag who is totally dependant on someone else for your life, your food, the roof over your head, and your 16 years of jerking off to the thoughts of your mommies titties will never trump my years of worldly expericence.

Now wipe that cum off your lips teen slut.

You are a homophobe of the worst kind - the kind that pretends he isn't a homophobe except in certain situations.
You dont have a problem with people being heterosexual; if it's any different when they're not, youre a homophobe. End of story.

Holy crap, where did the second quote come from??

bluecuracao;340045 wrote:

Holy crap, where did the second quote come from??

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=335944&postcount=27

That's...frightening.

Now do you see the issue I have with Merc?

Are you asking me, or the Cellar in general?

You know, I think the only reason Merc is on this board is to make UG look sane and reasonable in comparison.

I'm waiting for him to invoke the Baldwin defense. "The kid made me do it. You don't know what it's like."

UG isn't sane and reasonable? lol

Must be an Aussie thing. I agree Ali.

Aliantha;340104 wrote:

UG isn't sane and reasonable? lol

Isn't the grass greener on the other side?

Cam hogging at school.

richlevy;340103 wrote:

You know, I think the only reason Merc is on this board is to make UG look sane and reasonable in comparison.

I'm waiting for him to invoke the Baldwin defense. "The kid made me do it. You don't know what it's like."

Never happen... :D

UG is his own person.

The real Bruce:D

You're looking very dapper indeed.

I wanna know how it is that he's A) in Fla. B) in DOUBLE long sleeves and coat AND hat, C) in black, and, D) not sweating like a pig???


He's a witch!

I decided, after this photo, not to wear the hat. The suit is not very thick.
I have advanced arthritis and grew-up here (I like the heat) and, other than this photo, going to the bathroom, spend my time in a wheelchair. So, I don't exert myself very much. It was in the seventies last night.

I just meant that if I were all of those things (A thru C above) I'd be sweating like a pig. You look cool as a cuke.

I also assume from the shadows that it's early morning/ late afternoon?
But am interested that you haven't denied witchcraft ;)

rkzenrage;346149 wrote:

Great pic dude. Quite respectable looking.

yeah, he can really strike a pose.

The term "handsome devil" comes to mind...

This was me in the car last night. My makeup was wearing off though... and I still haven't decided if I like my new hair cut. Oh well. I still think it is cute. :p
I forgot to post it then, so here it is now! Wheee!

Quite lovely.

Cute.

Hubba Hubba !!!

A bit of a RFN. Me today.
BYW - gorgeous pic Iggy!

I love your hair color, Sundae!

Different every time... just as pretty though.

Thanks SD. I love the hair color on you! It looks really good on you. But probably any color would. ;)

Iggy - your hair is great, and you are gorgeous, as always.

SG - wonderful to see your sweet face again. I miss you.

Lovely pics, girls!

Was that the really bright colour SG?

I like it heaps...it suits you.

Youre so cute n innocent looking Iggy - you liar you!! ;)

Me, on the weekend in Perth. This one made me laugh.

Nice :) The fact that it's winter there makes me laugh :lol: Apparently it's summer here. Somewhere underneath all this rain.

Fifteen bucks for lunch????

Oh, and nice to see you Hagar :)

Dude, Hagar so stole my shirt.

Hagar, you're cute!

Looking good Hagar. :) I love Austrailian accents too... if only I could hear you speak. heehee

And I have everyone fooled Ducksnuts... all part of my evil plan to blideside them with my naughtyness. Bwaahaahaa!!! ;)

LabRat;351273 wrote:

Fifteen bucks for lunch????

That's $15 *Australian*, which is like $2.95 American. :D

:D Thanks guys.

$15AUD gets you a pretty decent lunch in a cafe here, 'cept at the joint we were at. 'Twas a bit average.

Oh, man. That's pretty badass...

Hagar...did I just see you at the shops???

If not, it was your double.

Flint;352773 wrote:

Oh, man. That's pretty badass...

Thanks, I was bored, can't sleep.

Aliantha;352811 wrote:

Hagar...did I just see you at the shops???

If not, it was your double.

If you were bayside, you might have - I was wearing that shirt!

You weren't at the zone fresh at cannon hill were you?

Nup, Birkdale. I might have a doppleganger!!!

I guess it wasn't you winking at me then. ;) lol

rkzenrage;352772 wrote:

Flint;352773 wrote:

Oh, man. That's pretty badass...

rkzenrage;352827 wrote:

Thanks, I was bored, can't sleep.

Can you explain how you did that? It's fascinating.

Ahhh!!! Peter Max is taking over my computer!!!

Flint;352843 wrote:

Can you explain how you did that? It's fascinating.

The short version is the brot was cut down and made b&w as was my pic, then each was sized.
I cut myself out with some of the background still on. Then I picked the right sized eraser with a soft edge, not a hard edge and removed the rest of the background (it takes several erasers, keep stopping because if you make a mistake and have to undo you will have less to redo).
Once I got my pic to the way I liked it, outline wise, I placed it in the Mandelbrot. Still had some tweaking with sharpening it.
Then bumped the contrast.
I had to copy and paste it to a blank, color, sheet to add the lensflair because you can't add them in gray-scale, then I grayed the lensflair.
Put it through another (brush art) filter, changed the median radius some, then a blur filter.
Merged the layers, tweaked the brightness and contrast again... and I'm sure I'm leaving something out, but, done.

Heyyyy..what did I miss??? Hippy??? Where???

Hippy over here, lass.

Flint;352843 wrote:

Can you explain how you did that? It's fascinating.

Photoshop --> Filters --> Artistic --> Watercolor? Or inks?

Here...let me have a go at it....looks fun and I'm ignoring work....

:D

It's back to work for me......
I'm pretty trippy too...........................[ATTACH]15040[/ATTACH]


I don't have to smoke my breakfast....

Very cool.

Siss! You beauty!

Cic...you look like the lovechild of Madonna and Bette Davis.

Beautiful!

Cool stuff C !!

It's not flattering, but it IS funny. And for anyone who can't make it out in the dim lighting, that's a smashed laptop and I have a baseball bat. :D

you know, for some reason, I thought you were a girl mockingbird. lol

Sorry bout that.

LoL so did I Ali :P

Goddamn. I get that a lot. Is it something I'm doing?

try shopping in the men's section.

I think it's that mockingbird sounds like a feminine name that's all.

BigV;392739 wrote:

try shopping in the men's section.

I only wear suits, because of job and preference so I doubt that's it.

Hmm....I suspect it's more your choice of net name, for me.

For me, it was the phrasing of a few posts.....sorry Mockingbird!

Mockingbird;392738 wrote:

Goddamn. I get that a lot. Is it something I'm doing?

May I suggest you change your user title to "Has a Penis"?

:lolsign:

Elspode;392821 wrote:

May I suggest you change your user title to "Has a Penis"?

Noted.

Which makes his current user title much funnier....







[eta] given how quickly usertitles change around here, I should probably put it here...or two posts in this thread are going to be meaningless in a month:

Master of hand to mouth living

yes... I was gonna mention that... declined. new guy and all
*snort*

Well. I know I'm a dude, at least. Don't make me prove it.

go on...prove it!

Guh. I don't have any of those sort of pictures, anyway.

ok lil birdie. lol

Now where's the chicken sexer gone...

I may be androgynous, but I'm not little.

Fuck, now I need a big dick smilie. That really does come up a lot.

well, that could be because you don't get laid often enough.

Anyway, this is starting to look like a conversation so I'm gonna get the truck outta here before the chat police come and lock me up.

Mockingbird;392853 wrote:

Well. I know I'm a dude, at least. Don't make me prove it.

Ohhh, go on prove it!!

We have a thread for that.

The *I dont have those kinda pics*, wont cut it...take one :)

Mockingbird;392733 wrote:

It's not flattering, but it IS funny. And for anyone who can't make it out in the dim lighting, that's a smashed laptop and I have a baseball bat. :D

Well- I think it's pretty damn hot!!! (That's why it's posted-here- again) And here I was,feeling guilty and embarassed about all those terrible, dark, things I did to my cell phone a couple of weeks ago.....I bet that was more flattering than I thought.......Thanks Mockingbird!!!
:D

Oh and...none of us think you are a guy still. We are all very skeptical about it.

(you know with the bat please)

Oooh I am a nasty old woman.......

Cicero;393110 wrote:

Oh and...none of us think you are a guy still. We are all very skeptical about it.

Yeah, we need more evidence.

me peering thru your bathroom window:

not mockingbird's,.... 'your' in the general sense... ,ladies...

Wowowow! Awesome photo LJ :D

actually, shitty cameraphone photo, and specail effects on a free paint program (paint.net) and about 3 minutes total......

but thanks!...glad you like it....

Noo.....I'm going with....
Look LJ is about to hit me with a fly swatter....bzzzt. Bzzzzt.

case;393128 wrote:

Yeah, we need more evidence.

I provided full evidence in that 'other' thread. :eek:

Well I was actually thinking he was looking a bit like a fly rather than the other way around. Look how many eyes he's got. :alien:

Aliantha;393265 wrote:

Well I was actually thinking he was looking a bit like a fly rather than the other way around. Look how many eyes he's got. :alien:

You are probably the fly- like me....looking at LJ......look at the look on his face...we are about to get it with a swatter.:D

Over the weekend I'd read about an outdoor program at our local nature center that sounded like fun to take my daughter to, but it was on a Tues. I work. Poop.

Ha. I had a really rotten day at work yesterday, so decided to play hookie this morning and take my daughter on a mommie and daughter mini field trip. There was a reporter there taking pics and video. Unfortunately my daugter's pics didn't get chosen for the paper, but if you want to see the back of my head and ponytail, click the video link.

--Yes, I told my bosses yesterday I would be in late today, That would be my luck...to lie then end up in the frigging paper.

Mockingbird;393264 wrote:

I provided full evidence in that 'other' thread. :eek:

Oh yes, I saw..and thank you, BTW.

I was just pushing my luck to perhaps see more.... :)

how much more is there to see? lol

Good point, Ali. I thought the same thing just after I typed.

I'm in that thread asking you guys for help.......Ali...case....

Why don't you go look and help me out?!? I would help you guys......
:)

Welllll......it would be *hard, but I am sure we could see more if he tried.....

Pretty much RFN - taken this afternoon in my parents' garden. You can't see my eyes because the afternoon sunlight was in them and my Dad was making me laugh. The double chin is just because I'm fat though.

Beautiful pic SG !!!!

Your hair looks great! when did you have that done?

Ta, you two :)
I coloured my hair Thursday - was tired of it fading...

Colour suits you. I really must do mine. I am currently hating my hair. It's just .....nothing to it, no real colour, no real style. But, can't dye it til the eczema has cleared up.

Incidentally, SG. I guarantee that at no point have you looked as big as you think you looked.

You are so damn smiley and sunny, SG...wish I had some of that.

Such a cheery smile SG

Awesome pic SG....you do look so sunny and smiley

Ya, that's lovely SG.

Beautiful!

awesome. and quit with the fat business. Shame you don't have a walmart over there so you can get a handle on what fat really looks loke :lol: :p

I'll give you my profile.

SG- I think that haircolor on you is awesome with your complexion!! I looked like someone so sickly and on the verge of death when I tried it. That's a great look for you!
Pretty! Pretty!
;)

You're cute too pierce! t.y.f.m. but cute! I mean....handsome.

I love this thread...I forget you guys are humans sometimes..........

What a relief!
:)

SG- I think that haircolor on you is awesome with your complexion!!

Ain't it tho? SG has absolutely beautiful skin tone. I would kill for her complexion.

Thank you all
Dana, that's going on one of my Remind Myself I'm Great post-its :blush:

How did I miss that picture? SG, you look fantastic!

i feel obliged to introduce myself because i'm new, here's me wearing some sort of slash looking wig and with my best friend ezabella

Hellooo ezabella.





uh.... you too, thealphajerk.

haha yeah, she's beautiful..
i thought i'd get a comment about that

Dude, what's wit the red eyes? :devil:

A common side effect of flash photography when the flash is close to the lens and aimed in the same direction . . . but it does go with ezebella's hair!!

You look like a bit of fun Alpha, umm...jerk? I havent decided what to call you yet.

Ezabella is beautiful. I like her taste in clothes

Just call him fly-open.

Ha...I had to go have another look

DucksNuts;397764 wrote:

Ezabella is beautiful. I like her taste in clothes

Fer me, it ain't da clothes, it's Eza. :p

Thanatos;397707 wrote:

Dude, what's wit the red eyes? :devil:

that ain't no flash/lens thing. i just spilled brake fluid on my eyes.
needless to say, i can't see too swimmingly .

xoxoxoBruce;397769 wrote:

Just call him fly-open.

it's better that way, demons out / cool breeze in

I like the way you think.

saves from any unpleasant crotch sweat

xoxoxoBruce;397769 wrote:

Just call him fly-open.

Keep your eyes offa that, Bruce.

well it was out there for all to gawk at, but then again it's only buttons.

Yea...my husband keeps saying "only buttons". I'm not quite convinced.
:)

I'm a year new myself...but Welcome!

AJ has learned the first lesson of "How Not to be Seen on the Cellar". Have an incredibly hot woman next to you when you post your picture.

Cicero;398262 wrote:

Yea...my husband keeps saying "only buttons". I'm not quite convinced.
:)

I'm a year new myself...but Welcome!

maybe i painted my crotch to look exactly like buttons so well that you will never know...

and thank you, i dig this place.

Elspode;398340 wrote:

AJ has learned the first lesson of "How Not to be Seen on the Cellar". Have an incredibly hot woman next to you when you post your picture.

why, whats wrong with that?
she is my best friend .. why not show her here..
:3eye:
meh, it's all cool

Nothing wrong with it at all, man. Just...difficult for some of us to take our eyes off of your friend, that's all. :3eye:

yeah, of course.. i'm used to that

it's why i posted two pics

haha

Great pictures alpha! You and your mate look a lot of fun:)

why thank you..

and damn straight we're fun:D

Drax;397707 wrote:

Dude, what's wit the red eyes? :devil:

reminds me of when I worked at a craft store, and they sold these red eye pens that you can color over the red eye with, and this dumb woman asked me "so you color the picture with this?" No dumbass you color your eyes with it before the picture!!

Here I am. Now, do push ups.

RG. The debil made me do it!

meow.

regular.joe wrote:

Here I am. Now, do push ups.

Sir, yes sir!

ooooh. more ammo....... :D

You're a DI? Good job!

Great pic regular.joe.

Full Metal Jacket [SIZE="1"]shiver[/SIZE]

Made me shiver too....but I suspect for very different reasons :P

I'm not a DI any longer. I thought it was a good pic though. Buster...the following pic was awesome! I'm still smilen.

regular.joe;418704 wrote:

I'm not a DI any longer.

Damn that "don't ask, don't tell".;)

Put down the rifle Private Pyle, that was a joke.:eek:

Wow, Joe - you're a real hottie!
Hmmmmm, if I ever write any Cellar slash fiction I think you'll be on the cast list ;)

Aw, your makin me blush.:blush: I have to work more on my mean mug.