mysmartmouth has a lot of questions
put all of your questions in this thread.
have I shown you my new spam links lately?
My question is, why did I get so damned drunk at the office Christmas party this year? I know better.
So what did you do after getting drunk?
More interestingly, what did you do whilst you got drunk:)
Nothing stupid, I didn't show body parts or anything. Just drank too much, too fast and too early. Grey Goose. I didn't last long. Made the old man take me back to the hotel. He was very impressed. Thankfully, a couple years ago, another girl got VERY drunk and sat on the President's lap. So, I was pretty tame, in comparison. I just didn't want to get that drunk.
I wonder how or why things that seem so obvious now were everything but obvious at earlier points in life. In other words, how could I have been so outrageously stupid when I was younger?
How much do you expect to make out of this thread, and can i get a cut?
What's the difference between a duck?
What's the worst thing that could happen?
I need a drink. Martini? Or Scotch?
SteveDallas I need a drink. Martini? Or Scotch? 12-22-2006 10:29 PM [COLOR=Blue]scotch[/COLOR]
Spexxvet Why? [COLOR=Blue]because[/COLOR]
12-22-2006 10:07 PM Griff What's the worst thing that could happen? 12-22-2006 09:52 PM [COLOR=Blue]all of your intestines could fall out and land in a pile of pointy rock salt[/COLOR]
wolf What's the difference between a duck? 12-22-2006 09:44 PM [COLOR=Blue]73[/COLOR]
JayMcGee How much do you expect to make out of this thread, and can i get a cut? 12-22-2006 09:35 PM [COLOR=Blue]$5 per thread; hell no[/COLOR]
wolf Is it safe? 12-22-2006 09:06 PM [COLOR=Blue]no![/COLOR]
Beestie I wonder how or why things that seem so obvious now were everything but obvious at earlier points in life. In other words, how could I have been so outrageously stupid when I was younger? [COLOR=Blue]yes, but you'd never admit it[/COLOR]
12-22-2006 07:55 PM Lucy Nothing stupid, I didn't show body parts or anything. Just drank too much, too fast and too early. Grey Goose. I didn't last long. Made the old man take me back to the hotel. He was very impressed. Thankfully, a couple years ago, another girl got VERY drunk and sat on the President's lap. So, I was pretty tame, in comparison. I just didn't want to get that drunk. 12-22-2006 07:54 PM DanaC More interestingly, what did you do whilst you got drunk:) 12-22-2006 07:46 PM SteveDallas So what did you do after getting drunk? 12-22-2006 07:45 PM Lucy My question is, why did I get so damned drunk at the office Christmas party this year? I know better. [COLOR=Blue]empty stomach[/COLOR]
12-22-2006 07:26 PM DanaC Can we take sandwiches? [COLOR=Blue]yes, but nothing with mayo[/COLOR]
12-22-2006 06:48 PM footfootfoot have I shown you my new spam links lately? [COLOR=Blue]no. no you haven't[/COLOR]
Thanks, Jim, I'm really enjoying the Scotch. I don't know what I would have done without your assistance.
how does the person who drives the snow plough get to work?
He flies through the air holding a snowman's hand.
what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?
Simile!
Is it proper to sing "White Christmas" at a Kwanzaa observance?
Is it possible to have a crush on everyone from the cellar simultaneously?
Yes, but it is only permissible to share the most intimate photos with one...Elspode.
if a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Didn't that used to be a monkey?
Does a busybody's house have mirrors?
How do gay exhibitionist agoraphobics ever come out of the closet?
If you see a lawyer drowning should you:
a) read a book
or
b) go to a movie?
Are we on the air right now?
How do we achieve whirled peas?
Are you really a Dr? Shouldn't I be coughing?
How many fingers am I holding up?
who's watching us?
I'll give you three guesses.
and two of them don't count
.....and therein lies the problem.....
Wherez the Kleenex or can I use the curtains?
Does this look infected to you?
Did it look like that before you picked at it?
How many licks DOES it take?
What is in the center of a tootsie pop?
does my bomb look big in this?
Can I come out of the corner now?
Is this a question or a statement?
What the phuck? Over.
DUDE. you are my uncle Biff
Did you really think no one would notice?
do you really expect answers to all of these questions?
No
But it was fiiiiine to lay that upon you
Thank you, SIR! May I have another, SIR?!
Where oh where has my little dog gone?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Why is it called hayfever when there is no hay around?
Why does everything i like have to be soooo bad for me?
Will there be anything else?
Do you know the way to sanhosay?
Can I get that without pickles?
Paper or plastic?
Would you like fries with that?
Can I substitute fries for the turnips?
Who made the salad?
Sorry, I'm just a little curious this morning.
Am I in some kind of trouble or something?
How do you breathe through that tiny little thing?
Is that a gun in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
what if a much of a which of a wind gives the truth to summer's lie?
Which witch is which witch?
Are those real?
What if a bunch of us got together and just did it?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Is there anybody out there?
are you taking the 5th...
and drinking it, too?
Is anyone gonna answer any of these?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Damn Big V, do you realize you broke a 20+ post streak of questions?
do you look at the toilet paper when youve wiped your arse?
oh, that's a whole thread right there
how else would you know if you got it all?
how else would you know if you got it all?
exactly why i asked. ive asked people before and got a response something like "eww no! thats just too gross!". so i assume they have a shitty arse.
We really should have another thread about this, but...
You can assume that after the first wipe, the paper won't be clean yet, so you don't need to look at that one. The second will probably not be clean either. Starting with the third wipe, you could begin looking, because the paper might be clean. But sometimes you can just tell from the feel of things that it's gonna take a while.
it's good to monitor these things...
Aren't those Scott Tissue moistened wipes are like magic?
(see, I managed to phrase my response in the form of a question, Alex!)
Damn Big V, do you realize you broke a 20+ post streak of questions?
I don't care
?
Afraid So
by Jeanne Marie Beaumont
Is it starting to rain?
Did the check bounce?
Are we out of coffee?
Is this going to hurt?
Could you lose your job?
Did the glass break?
Was the baggage misrouted?
Will this go on my record?
Are you missing much money?
Was anyone injured?
Is the traffic heavy?
Do I have to remove my clothes?
Will it leave a scar?
Must you go?
Will this be in the papers?
Is my time up already?
Are we seeing the understudy?
Will it affect my eyesight?
Did all the books burn?
Are you still smoking?
Is the bone broken?
Will I have to put him to sleep?
Was the car totaled?
Am I responsible for these charges?
Are you contagious?
Will we have to wait long?
Is the runway icy?
Was the gun loaded?
Could this cause side effects?
Do you know who betrayed you?
Is the wound infected?
Are we lost?
Will it get any worse?
Do you have the time?
[COLOR="Silver"]I have the place[/COLOR]
Its gonna cost how much??
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Did I forget to turn the oven off?
how do they sleep at night?
wots my name? what year? ....oh my head.....the bells....stop the bells....
If I take some of those will it make me feel normal?
How do you normally feel?
is this the way to amarillo?
How high is "up"?
What's new Pussycat?
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop?
does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
Why, what's the normal dosage?
Can ya hold my beer a min't?
can you believe we got 112 posts out of a smartass thread i made to taunt a newbie?
What will happen if I press this button?
Should you taunt
Happy Fun Ball?
can you believe we got 112 posts out of a smartass thread i made to taunt a newbie?
yes.
why is it called the "foul pole" when it's clearly in fair territory?
is this another 'bad place' reference?
Can a "foul pole" be cured with penicillin?
Why would you let Mitch Williams pitch in that situation?
Is it a cold, or just allergies?
On a clear day, would I be able to see a cock puppet from here?
Will a little dab REALLY do ya?
Am I doing the right thing??