Am I secretely obsessed with xoBruce?

KinkyVixen • Dec 18, 2006 3:59 pm
I'm not, at least I don't think I am. Recent events lead me to question...am I secretely obsessed with Bruce, or is has the cellar finally, completely fucked with my head?

Over the weekend, on two separate days, obviously two separate occasions I was driving...checking out the car in front of me. I looked at the license plate and from a distance it looked like it said, XOB...I immediately thought of Bruce, of course, and the cellar. But the weird part is...it happened twice!! :worried: Neither one of the license plates actually said XOB, one said XDB, and the other said XQB, but from a distance, those look like O's. Right? Anyone?
Spexxvet • Dec 18, 2006 4:01 pm
You want him bad ....... or you need glasses.
Shawnee123 • Dec 18, 2006 4:02 pm
I think you are obsessed with Bruce and should seek immediate psychological treatment, cuz, that CAN'T be healthy. :)
Elspode • Dec 18, 2006 4:05 pm
Its no secret, girl.
bbro • Dec 18, 2006 4:15 pm
Well, who isn't? ;)
KinkyVixen • Dec 18, 2006 4:39 pm
Well I don't feel so awkward bbro, if it isn't just me then.
bbro • Dec 18, 2006 4:44 pm
:D

I think many people are, not just us.
SteveDallas • Dec 18, 2006 5:02 pm
He really is going to need to build that addition on to his house . . .
Elspode • Dec 18, 2006 5:28 pm
All he needs is a passport and the clothes on his back. He can just live with his admirers.
KinkyVixen • Dec 18, 2006 5:30 pm
I prolly freaked him out...lol
KinkyVixen • Dec 18, 2006 5:32 pm
Shawnee123 wrote:
I think you are obsessed with Bruce and should seek immediate psychological treatment, cuz, that CAN'T be healthy. :)



LOL Shawnee, I think my therapist has enough to deal with. I'll just be a closet admirer of Bruce. Besdies, most of my lifestyle choices aren't "healthy". I'll just add it to my list.
Elspode • Dec 18, 2006 5:36 pm
Well, if you ever get the urge to indulge some unhealthy lifestyle choices and you have a full tank of gas, KC is just 3.5 hours up the Turnpike... :D
KinkyVixen • Dec 18, 2006 5:42 pm
hehe Spode, you are correct. I use to make that drive fairly often when I was living in JO CO. I was a nanny for a year and went to JCCC...I had to drive home to see my family and what not. I'll definitely keep that in mind, but are you sure you want a deranged serial killer freak in your neck of the woods?
Griff • Dec 18, 2006 7:00 pm
KinkyVixen wrote:
I prolly freaked him out...lol

Not likely!
footfootfoot • Dec 18, 2006 8:07 pm
Spexxvet wrote:
You want him bad ....... or you need glasses.

since bruce is a handsome devil and very popular here, I'll refrain from making the following joke:

You want him bad, therefore, you need glasses.
wolf • Dec 19, 2006 2:21 am
Everybody is hot for xoxoxoBruce.
Iggy • Dec 19, 2006 4:28 am
wolf wrote:
Everybody is hot for xoxoxoBruce.


'Tis true. We can't deny it.:blush:
SteveDallas • Dec 19, 2006 10:12 am
Well, not everybody. (Not that I don't admire him of course.)
Sundae • Dec 19, 2006 11:16 am
I dreamed about him the other night. LJ was in the dream too though.
Spexxvet • Dec 19, 2006 11:26 am
footfootfoot wrote:
since bruce is a handsome devil and very popular here, I'll refrain from making the following joke:

You want him bad, therefore, you need glasses.

My reference to glasses was about reading the license plates. Your interpretation works too, though. :D
barefoot serpent • Dec 19, 2006 11:30 am
Ratings for Brandy (and Cognac):

AC: two year old spirits, aged in wood.
VS: three year old spirits, in wood, often called 'three star'.
VSOP: Five year old spirits, in wood, called 'five star'. The initials stand for 'Very Special Old Pale'.
XO: Six year old spirits. Every brandy maker has its own special name for this level - 'reserve', 'extra', 'paradis', and so on.



and every forum has its own special name for his level...
bbro • Dec 19, 2006 11:50 am
barefoot serpent wrote:
Ratings for Brandy (and Cognac):

AC: two year old spirits, aged in wood.
VS: three year old spirits, in wood, often called 'three star'.
VSOP: Five year old spirits, in wood, called 'five star'. The initials stand for 'Very Special Old Pale'.
XO: Six year old spirits. Every brandy maker has its own special name for this level - 'reserve', 'extra', 'paradis', and so on.


and every forum has its own special name for his level...



So what does that make me? I'm a Brandy
Undertoad • Dec 19, 2006 11:58 am
You're a fine girl.


[size=1]i realize you have heard this your entire life and are thoroughly sick of it. but somebody laughed[/size]
Flint • Dec 19, 2006 12:00 pm
she'll do the laundry
she'll change your ti-re
chop a little wood for the fi-re
poke it around
when it dies down
Griff • Dec 19, 2006 12:00 pm
What a good wife you would be.
Shawnee123 • Dec 19, 2006 12:01 pm
Undertoad wrote:


[size=1]i realize you have heard this your entire life and are thoroughly sick of it. but somebody laughed[/size]


Maybe not...I tried to sing Sara Smile to one of our young student workers yesterday and she had never heard of it.

Oh, and I did laugh. :p
bbro • Dec 19, 2006 1:32 pm
Undertoad wrote:
You're a fine girl.


[size=1]i realize you have heard this your entire life and are thoroughly sick of it. but somebody laughed[/size]


Actually, I didn't hear of it until high school. This is the first on a message board.

Still made me smile :D

Flint wrote:

she'll do the laundry
she'll change your ti-re
chop a little wood for the fi-re
poke it around
when it dies down


Although not too sure what this is. is this in reference to Brandy?
Elspode • Dec 19, 2006 3:50 pm
KinkyVixen wrote:
hehe Spode, you are correct. I use to make that drive fairly often when I was living in JO CO. I was a nanny for a year and went to JCCC...I had to drive home to see my family and what not. I'll definitely keep that in mind, but are you sure you want a deranged serial killer freak in your neck of the woods?

Why? Are you bringing a friend? Or just an alternate personality or two?
Flint • Dec 19, 2006 4:07 pm
bbro wrote:
Although not too sure what this is.

Undertoad wrote:
You're a fine girl.

Frank Zappa wrote:

oh yeah
she was a fine girl
she could get down
with the get down
all the way down
:::drum fill:::

she'll do the laundry
she'll change your ti-re
chop a little wood for the fi-re
poke it around
when it dies down

she do the dishes
if you wishes
silverware too
make it look brand new
when she get through

oh yeah
she was a fine girl
with a lovely smile
with a bucket on her head
full of water from the well
she could run a mile

oh yeah
she wouldn't spill a drop
it'd stay on top
her head was kinda flat
but her hair covered that
she was a fine girl

didn't need no school
she was built like a mule
with a thong sandal
there was no kinda job
she. could. not. handle.
she could get down
all the way down

we need some more like that, in this kinda town
we need some more like that, in this kinda town
bbro • Dec 19, 2006 5:21 pm
gotcha - don't think I ever heard that
Elspode • Dec 19, 2006 5:53 pm
Flint, as usual, is pulling your leg. 'Tis not the FZ song which is being referenced. But I see that you did indicate that you are familiar with this one:

"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)"

(As recorded by Looking Glass)
ELLIOT LURIE

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl, in this harbor town
And she works, laying whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor
From the sea."

Brandy, wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
A locket, that bears the name
Of a man that Brandy loved

He came, on a summer's day
Bringing gifts, from far away
But he made it clear, he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

The sailors said "Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea."

Yeah Brandy used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor's story
She could feel the ocean fall and rise, she saw it's raging glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand

At night, when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man, who's not around
She still can hear him say, she hears him say

"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea"

"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea"
KinkyVixen • Dec 19, 2006 6:43 pm
Elspode wrote:
Why? Are you bringing a friend? Or just an alternate personality or two?



Nah, 'Spode, I wasn't thinking anything like that. Sometimes I like to make myself out to seem like more than I am. I push people away that way lol. Or at least, I think I do. What you see is what you get though. I don't hide that much. I'm pretty brutally upfront and honest, even if it is to my own demise. I'm not a serial killer...I don't have alternate personalities although sometimes I wish I did. My life might be a little more interesting if that were the case.