3/28: Whale penis

Undertoad • Mar 28, 2002 1:54 pm

This one's making the rounds, so for those of you who haven't seen it... an actual whale penis.

What isn't making the rounds is the rest of the story. Turns out this specimen -- or whatever you want to call it -- was "harvested" by a gent from Iceland who studies animal penii. And he's founded (the caption said "erected"; someone at Reuters had some fun) the Icelandic Phallological Museum. He has units from dozens of various animals from Iceland.

Well, everyone needs a hobby of some sort.

warch • Mar 28, 2002 2:59 pm

hellooo Mr. Johnson! Is that a kayak in your blubber or...?

Joe • Mar 28, 2002 3:21 pm

So I'm guessing that the unit is currently in the "stowed" configuration. So what does it look like fully deployed?

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MaggieL • Mar 28, 2002 4:11 pm

Originally posted by Joe
So I'm guessing that the unit is currently in the "stowed" configuration. So what does it look like fully deployed?

Why would you want to know that? Not feeling inadequate enough yet? :-)

blowmeetheclown • Mar 28, 2002 4:46 pm

Man, that's a big dork!

Joe • Mar 28, 2002 5:42 pm

Morbid curiosity. The same that takes us all to a thread called "whale penis"...

Nothing But Net • Mar 28, 2002 8:49 pm

National Lampoon's Animal House

Otter: Mine's bigger than that...

chrisinhouston • Mar 28, 2002 8:58 pm

It's been a long time since I read Moby Dick but I recall someone making a full length coat from the outer skin of a Sperm Whale penis. No sleeves, kind of like a vest. Hey, those sailors were away at sea for a long time...

russotto • Mar 29, 2002 11:36 am

And if you rub it, you get a five-man tent.

MaggieL • Mar 29, 2002 1:04 pm

Originally posted by Joe
Morbid curiosity.

I guess "morbid curiosity" sounds better than "homosexual bestiality". :-)

"...and then the cowboy says to the psychiatrist: 'A mare, of course. Whuddya think I am, *queer*!?' "

alphageek31337 • Mar 29, 2002 2:26 pm

I showed that thing to my little brother, and now he wants to fight it. Personally, I think he can take it. Sean is only about 5' high, and weighs roughly 50 #s. Soaken wet. Come to think of it, I'll bet sean wold be the first person in history beat up by an actual dork. The puns fly......

Joe • Mar 29, 2002 3:06 pm

Originally posted by MaggieL

I guess "morbid curiosity" sounds better than "homosexual bestiality". :-)

Agreed.

Chewbaccus • Mar 30, 2002 7:57 am

Originally posted by alphageek31337
I showed that thing to my little brother, and now he wants to fight it. Personally, I think he can take it. Sean is only about 5' high, and weighs roughly 50 #s. Soaken wet. Come to think of it, I'll bet sean wold be the first person in history beat up by an actual dork. The puns fly......

I know a guy who wants to make odds on this, so I have to ask. Steve, would this be in full Lawnmower Viking regalia, or just generic Sean?

~mike

alphageek31337 • Mar 30, 2002 1:38 pm

sean straight up, no regalia whatsoever

richlevy • Apr 21, 2002 7:40 pm

Originally posted by Undertoad
was "harvested" by a gent from Iceland who studies animal penii. And he's founded (the caption said "erected"; someone at Reuters had some fun) the Icelandic Phallological Museum. He has units from dozens of various animals from Iceland.

Well, everyone needs a hobby of some sort.

I believe I saw a show on this. He has also rounded up a volunteer to donate a human member to the collection. It seems the donor is a 70 or 80 year old Icelandic version of Don Juan.