Why are there so few pictures of Labrat's ass on the cellar?

footfootfoot • Nov 27, 2006 10:05 pm
I seems that the natives are restless...

How about an LRAIOTD?

We need out gluteal fix.

How about a women of the cellar ass cage match?

Or maybe I should just go back to work...
Spexxvet • Nov 28, 2006 9:17 am
Field of 64 Cellar Asses?
LabRat • Nov 28, 2006 10:21 am
Well, I suppose I'd better get back to work then, shouldn't I? :comfort: Silly me was thinking I would give it a rest for awhile so I wouldn't annoy the natives. Plus the holiday had me out of town. A Field of 64 Cellar Asses would be a hoot. People could submit their photos using the anonymous login, and UT could give them generic names. I wouldn't want it to turn into a "How hot am I" type of trashy thing though.
Shawnee123 • Nov 28, 2006 10:37 am
LabRat wrote:
. I wouldn't want it to turn into a "How hot am I" type of trashy thing though.


:lol:

Funny stuff! :p
Spexxvet • Nov 28, 2006 11:55 am
LabRat wrote:
...and UT could give them generic names...

I'd be "big fat hairy ass"
Spexxvet • Nov 28, 2006 11:58 am
footfootfoot wrote:
...How about an LRAIOTD?
...

You know, pictures of LabRat's pretty face are nice, too.
Elspode • Nov 28, 2006 2:06 pm
LabRat wrote:
I wouldn't want it to turn into a "How hot am I" type of trashy thing though.

Hear that, ya'll? Keep it classy, not trashy. Use big words and pompous-sounding adjectives from here on out. Examples:

Wrong: Gee, LR, your butt is great!
Right: Ah, mon cherie, your derriere is as two scultped globes of yielding flesh.

Wrong: I sure do like me some that LabRat bootie!
Right: Oh, but that I might gaze upon thine vainglorious posterior at my admiring leisure.
yesman065 • Nov 29, 2006 8:39 am
lmAo - now I have none to post, not that you'd want to see it anyway.
jinx • Dec 15, 2006 9:29 pm
Spexxvet wrote:
Field of 64 Cellar Asses?


61 to go?
zippyt • Dec 15, 2006 9:39 pm
OH HELLLLLL YESSSSS !!!!!!!!
SteveDallas • Dec 15, 2006 9:42 pm
Thank God it's a bathing suit. If it were just a skimpy pair of panties we'd have to take action.
Flint • Dec 15, 2006 9:43 pm
I'm takin' some action.
lumberjim • Dec 15, 2006 9:46 pm
not like the action i'm takin'
zippyt • Dec 15, 2006 9:49 pm
carefull flint , you'll need a new keyboard !!!!
lookout123 • Dec 15, 2006 10:00 pm
FACT! LJ is one hell of a salesman.
lumberjim • Dec 15, 2006 10:08 pm
i'm telling you, it's my winning personality, and the cockpuppets. it's a shame modesty limits what she'll post. she really does have a frighteningly good heiney. [Ron Burgundy] that thing is GOOD. i wanna be friends with it[/Ron Burgundy]
footfootfoot • Dec 15, 2006 11:43 pm
That's a very fine hinder. Low mileage, only sat on by a young lady on Sundays...
Elspode • Dec 16, 2006 12:20 am
Ethscuz me, I jutht thtept on my tong...
richlevy • Dec 16, 2006 11:16 pm
Um. Isn't one of the commandments "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife?" Fortunately, LJ and I do not share the same zip code.:cool:
Elspode • Dec 17, 2006 1:08 am
Wasn't there also something in there about not coveting thy neighbor's ass? Or thy neighbor's wife's ass?
footfootfoot • Dec 17, 2006 7:47 am
Elspode wrote:
Wasn't there also something in there about not coveting thy neighbor's ass? Or thy neighbor's wife's ass?


My version clearly states "Not covering thy neighbor's wife's ass." Yours must have a typo.
Elspode • Dec 17, 2006 11:54 am
Considering that there was once a much more demure photo of Jinx's posterior in a swimsuit posted on the Cellar, which was removed after a short while, I'm thinking that LJ must have done the cock puppet version of War and Peace to get her to let him put these up.
lumberjim • Dec 17, 2006 12:30 pm
you'll notice that she put the first one up. her idea, not mine. although i heartily endorse it. i gotta say, i'm really lucky.

smart, funny, sexy, AND she can cook like a muffukker. i admit that it's just not fair. some guys get all the luck.
jinx • Dec 17, 2006 4:41 pm
Yes, it was my idea.... finally worked up the nerve.

Thanks for making me feel good with your replies, you guys are good sports.
yesman065 • Dec 17, 2006 8:00 pm
My, my, my . . . . That is just.....well....special, absolutely special.
thank you.
Spexxvet • Dec 17, 2006 9:18 pm
Wow. Just wow.


Oh, and SCHWING!
Elspode • Dec 17, 2006 11:37 pm
You put up those pics, and *we're* good sports. Wow. I call that a woman's generosity.
LabRat • Dec 18, 2006 9:49 am
Hellllll-lllllllllooooh!

If I had the right equipment, I'd be "schwinging" too! I'm all tingley in my naughty places:D
SteveDallas • Dec 18, 2006 10:06 am
LabRat, are you going to let her get away with that??? You need to retaliate immediately.

:angel:
lumberjim • Dec 18, 2006 3:34 pm
LabRat wrote:
Hellllll-lllllllllooooh!

If I had the right equipment, I'd be "schwinging" too! I'm all tingley in my naughty places:D

tell us more about these.....'naughty places'?
Shawnee123 • Dec 18, 2006 3:38 pm
Not to be outdone, I have hidden my ass in an optical illusion.

This ass is not safe for work. It's not safe for anyone.

http://richstevens.thinkfulsolutions.com/unreal.swf

Hell with new threads, we should just redo the Cellar: www.ass4yourass.com
LabRat • Dec 18, 2006 3:43 pm
Heh, I clicked on that, then back here to type something witty about tatoos and assholes, when the other window farted at me.
Shawnee123 • Dec 18, 2006 3:56 pm
Laughing my ass off, LR (so to speak) :)