I am HUGE!!

mrmarket • Mar 27, 2002 2:32 pm
If you had a million dollar body like mine, you'd be happy too.

http://hometown.aol.com/ebarsamian
snagglefish • Mar 27, 2002 2:52 pm
hmmmm.

looks awfully like a mahir type site.

i am suspicious that it is fake, but i see no lee jeans metatags.

maybe this guy just rules.
dave • Mar 27, 2002 2:53 pm
you know what to do, tony...
Undertoad • Mar 27, 2002 3:08 pm
Let's just let this one play itself out.
dave • Mar 27, 2002 3:24 pm
can we at least put an image in the post? it's not IotD at all. it's just a post. don't delete the account... but this thread is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of place.
Nic Name • Mar 27, 2002 3:48 pm
http://members.aol.com/ebarsamian/seacrest.jpg

His picture is also availabe in Current Events, as well, if you missed this troll all over the Cellar.
dave • Mar 27, 2002 5:03 pm
thanks.
Tobiasly • Mar 27, 2002 6:02 pm
Don't make fun of him too much, poor guy can't even afford a shirt. Guess his stock pics aren't doing too well this year.
Hubris Boy • Mar 27, 2002 6:59 pm
Image
warch • Mar 27, 2002 9:22 pm
eeek. run away.
Echidnaguy • Mar 27, 2002 10:09 pm
This guy begging to be photoshopped, isn't he?

Wish I had the skillz... :(

Anyone willing to give it a shot?
mrmarket • Dec 22, 2005 7:28 am
www.mrmarketishuge.com

come visit me!
LabRat • Dec 22, 2005 1:41 pm
No one cared before, no one cares now. Thanks for stopping in. See ya in another 4.
Elspode • Dec 22, 2005 1:45 pm
Good grief...how many times does this guy have to be Photoshopped before he gets the idea that we think he's a doofus?
capnhowdy • Dec 22, 2005 5:43 pm
a huge asshole
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 22, 2005 6:25 pm
Elspode wrote:
Good grief...how many times does this guy have to be Photoshopped before he gets the idea that we think he's a doofus?
Spammers, don't cares what we think of them. It's not personal, it's business :yelgreedy
wolf • Dec 23, 2005 11:31 am
He reposted in his original thread. That's about as considerate as a spammer gets.
Elspode • Dec 23, 2005 1:00 pm
mrmarket wrote:
If you had a million dollar body like mine, you'd be happy too.


Million dollar body, 15 cent brain. Talk about a massive imbalance.
barefoot serpent • Dec 23, 2005 1:39 pm
It comes to about a buck per back hair.
capnhowdy • Dec 23, 2005 4:19 pm
maybe he missed a phase in the evolutionary process.
joelnwil • Jan 2, 2006 12:40 pm
While you may find this person's self promotion bothersome, you might look at his methodology and the results. I trade stocks for a living, but my results are not as good, so I am always willing to learn. It is easy to make fun of somebody like this, but he is concentrating on making money. How are your investments doing?
cjjulie • Jan 2, 2006 2:37 pm
They're doing just fine, thankyou.....AND I am not hairy :lol: :lol:
Beestie • Jan 2, 2006 2:37 pm
joelnwil wrote:
While you may find this person's self promotion bothersome...
It is my experience that self-promotion is an attempt to fill a void that exists for reasons obvious to everyone except the self-promoter.

I am glad, however, that you find inspiration in mrmarket's selective, self-described, unedited and unverified accomplishments.
beavis • Jan 2, 2006 4:23 pm
barefoot serpent wrote:
It comes to about a buck per back hair.



:lol: :lol: :lol:
capnhowdy • Jan 2, 2006 7:11 pm
How are your investments doing?

Well enough not to solicit this or any forum.
mrmarket • Jan 4, 2006 6:04 pm
cjjulie wrote:
They're doing just fine, thankyou.....AND I am not hairy :lol: :lol:



What is this obsession with body hair? Can I just ask this one question?

It would take me all of 5 minutes to shave off my body hair so that I then look like a woman. Ok..now that this has been accomplished, what other derogatory things could you come up with??

The reason I am hairy is that I choose to be hairy. I'd rather not look like a woman, thank you very much.

http://www.mrmarketishuge.com
Happy Monkey • Jan 4, 2006 6:36 pm
If you shaved your body hair, you'd look like a woman?
fargon • Jan 4, 2006 8:49 pm
Oh well I got a 15 cent body and a 15 cent mind. I wont frighten anyone with a picture, besides pixels are expensive.
cjjulie • Jan 5, 2006 9:15 am
The reason you are hairy is genetics ;)
Trilby • Jan 5, 2006 9:26 am
i thought the reason people were hairy is that, as a child, they ate the crusts of their bread. My mother has lied to me once again!
Sundae • Jan 5, 2006 10:27 am
I have body hair. Does this means I do not look like a woman?

And my Mum told me that if I ate the crusts, my hair would go curly. She was right, although it took 16 years and a trip to the hairdressers before they took effect.
glatt • Jan 5, 2006 11:23 am
I want to know how I got all this hair on my palms. :)
barefoot serpent • Jan 5, 2006 12:02 pm
watering the yard with Rogaine?
Happy Monkey • Jan 5, 2006 1:14 pm
glatt wrote:
I want to know how I got all this hair on my palms. :)
You shouldn't use expensive electronics at the barbershop.
capnhowdy • Jan 5, 2006 5:18 pm
glatt wrote:
I want to know how I got all this hair on my palms. :)

My Dad said that would be a result of spitting in your palms. :mg:
fargon • Jan 5, 2006 9:23 pm
You been killin kittens
mrmarket • Dec 1, 2007 6:16 pm
apple.
Mockingbird • Dec 1, 2007 8:56 pm
Jesus, this thread is fuckin' crazy.
binky • Dec 1, 2007 11:31 pm
http://bulapictures.com/index.php?l=show&id=90 No, these guys are big
ZenGum • Dec 2, 2007 4:18 am
binky;412435 wrote:
http://bulapictures.com/index.php?l=show&id=90 No, these guys are big


That was scary. I didn't know our gene pool included that, and I'm still not convinced. They look like cartoons.
At what point do you flex, look in the mirror and decide, yep, that's enough?
As for our visiting spammer ... you gotta admire his persistence.
TheMercenary • Dec 2, 2007 10:01 am
binky;412435 wrote:
http://bulapictures.com/index.php?l=show&id=90 No, these guys are big


Fourth pic down the guy is looking for his now non-existant dick... I hear steroids will do that, made his dick shriviel up to nothingness...
binky • Dec 2, 2007 10:19 am
I like the second pic with his teensy little knees
ZenGum • Dec 2, 2007 10:24 am
binky;412490 wrote:
I like the second pic with his teensy little knees


I was just thinking the same thing. The proportions are just so wrong. :lol:
Not that I'd say that where they could hear me, mind you.
binky • Dec 2, 2007 10:53 am
:thepain: true
binky • Dec 2, 2007 10:55 am
TheMercenary;412488 wrote:
Fourth pic down the guy is looking for his now non-existant dick... I hear steroids will do that, made his dick shriviel up to nothingness...


LOL
binky • Dec 12, 2007 7:20 pm
Have any of you noticed the look on Mr Huge's wife's face. She looks like she is being held hostage
Shawnee123 • Dec 13, 2007 10:14 am
Excuse me while I barf.
classicman • Dec 13, 2007 12:13 pm
Here's a tissue - :yelsick:
Shawnee123 • Dec 13, 2007 12:23 pm
Ewww, classic, what the hell is all over that tissue?
TheMercenary • Dec 14, 2007 6:06 am
Shawnee123;416116 wrote:
Ewww, classic, what the hell is all over that tissue?

Steroid cream.
Sundae • Dec 14, 2007 6:06 pm
And KY Jelly
classicman • Dec 16, 2007 2:39 am
see what I get for trying to be nice - - -

You're all OFF THE LIST!