I'd like to blow off some steam. Tell me what to be pissed off about and what side to take so I can light this place up.
OK, I'll bite.
People...love 'em or hate 'em? Take the hate 'em side.
You ever see feckin people? In their precious cars wit der widdle rodent brained spawn filling gaias greenery wit their trash. Screw them. Give me a bag of rattlesnakes and show me to the nursury. Gathering in their great mobs to tell each other how to live. Woodchucks and fleas can live by their nature why can't you? What's with all the shoes anyway? Any mammal worth a ding dang can go about barefoot, why are these superior humans so weak? What's that? Your back hurts? Thats because you're a damn chimp start moving like one, pretentious mother fucker!
Bah! never really got the flow. Whoever is next- You are pissed off about faithfulness in mates. Too many folks getting theirs at home.
Well, yeah, obviously. With all these wives being faithful, how the hell am I supposed to bang them?
Speaking of pussy, how about cats? I haven't seen a good cellar cat rant in ages.
jinx, do the amish.
I have a really old copy of that on vhs, I'd like to get it transferred to dvd...
soooooo predictable. yet, still funny somehow.