How come there aren't more pictures of Labrat's ass on the cellar?
Well? Can this situation be corrected?
OK. Because you made me laugh out loud, you shall be rewarded.
Lemme see what I can come up with creative wise. Check back in a couple days.
i'm trying to be patient, but...
. Check back in a couple days.
Don't worry about creativity. Worry about whether or not you're daring enough to wear the see through undies... :D
I was wondering how long that would take...:rolleyes:
I don't think that ass belongs to Labrat.
For one thing, Labrat's ass is much cuter.
For one thing, Labrat's ass is much cuter.
And I would imagen WAY less hairy !!!
Turns out, I'm not very creative. So, here is another shot of me, at work. This time, actually working.
[COLOR="White"][SIZE="1"]>>>[/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE="3"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Levi's[/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR="Gray"]!!!1!!1!1![/COLOR]
How can you just leave that pencil lying on the floor without picking it up?
On Monday night my husband non-chalantly asked me if I'd offered to help anyone with their squat thrusts lately. :eek: So, I took that to mean he finally decided to check out the cellar after years of prompting. I explained the latest interest in my derriere, and asked if could he help me take a couple pictures. He said he only would if I was in a thong. Technically I am always in one, but he meant, only a thong. Unfortunately for all of you'se guys I told him that I didn't mind posting what anyone on the street could see, but nekkidness is only for our personal library. And since we both agree that a thong over running tights loses something...you'll have to settle for clothed pics out of me. I'm happy to provide directions to my place however for personal viewings :cool:
I'm happy to provide directions to my place however for personal viewings...
In a thong [SIZE="3"]???[/SIZE]How on Earth does anyone get any work done where you are with those taut cheeks staring at them all day? Sheesh.
BTW, your old man's a sport.
Today's jeans. The Tommy Hilfiger "boyfriend" style I mentioned in another thread. Enjoy :)
The next post is NSFW!!!!!!
Edit: Flint, you kill me.
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A thong shot, one of my husband's favorite poses. :pant pant: Taken last night at home. I like my job too much to risk losing it for something like this...course, I might get a raise too. Nah, not worth it.
Geez Flint, you're starting to freak me out ;)
Good for you, Labrat! Love it! You should be keeping the XY Cellarites up at night! Hee, hee!
(reverent applause emanates from Elspode's office)...
:eek: :corn: :yum: :thumb: :eek2: :mg: :blush: :thankyou:
THE WONDERS OF TECHNOLOGY
Jesus Christ, that's elaborate...
Well done, LJ. Very well done.
She blinded me with Science... ba dud-a-duh dum
looooves the layer feature!
@LabRat: My wife says you have a nice ass, and she knows 'cause she's half-Brazillian. Oh. She says "we spell it with an S" sorry "Brasillian" . . .
hey labrat, i think this is supposed to be a series of progressive shots in another thread. and tell mr labrat, "good job".
@LabRat: My wife says you have a nice ass, and she knows 'cause she's half-Brazillian. Oh. She says "we spell it with an S" sorry "Brasillian" . . .
You're married to half a Brazillian women? Are you a polygamist?
Dude, you're my hero.
Now, jim, how would feel if somebody did that to jinx? (I'm thinking of that swimsuit pic . . . )
LabRat, I'm not a big fan of thongs. But you're making a very persuasive argument there!!
Actually, LJ, that never occured to me. :smack: So much for leaving a little to the imagination...guess I'll stop posting now. And we had some great ideas too. *sigh*
oh bummer, you were just getting started...
NO offense intended here, but this thread, along with the American phrases thread, made me think of a very appropriate phrase I've heard since High School:
"Who gives a flying rat's ass?" :)
Actually, LJ, that never occured to me. :smack: So much for leaving a little to the imagination...guess I'll stop posting now. And we had some great ideas too. *sigh*
Okay. That's it. This is the second time LJ done gone and messed it up fo' everybody. I'm sendin' Guido to Pennsylvania de nex' plane.
Not his fault. Anyone who posts pictures of their bisquits on the internet should expect to be the butt of a few jokes. At least it was a good one, unlike that pun.
Seriously, I'm not mad and will post more if people aren't sick of them. I figure UT will lock this thread when I've taken more than my fair share of his bandwith. It's actually been kind of fun with my hubby participating in the photography. Does that make us perverts?
PS thanks for all the positive comments, I'll enjoy reading them in 20 years. I don't have computer or political or mechanical knowledge to share, so I contribute what I can. ;)
Flint:
Yes! More info on your better half! How'd you meet? What's her story? Spill it!
You know what - I didn't think an awful lot of your backside in jeans. I mean it was nice as far as it went and I envied it, but wasn't quite sure what the fuss was about.
Tcha, these men have so much more experience than me in gauging what lies beneath! The thong shot just blew me away.
Without wanting to creep you out, I'd be quite happy to look at more pictures of your butt :)
I did what I did out of a sense of respect for labrat. she is not an object, and shouldn;t be treated as one unless she wants to. I felt that if I was to post a 'joke' picture of a body double ass, that would, if she was feeling pressured, give her the option of respectfully bowing out of this thread. If she should choose, however to continue to 'lower' the bar, it should be of her own accord. Please.
I'm Jim Helm, and I approve this message.
Now, jim, how would feel if somebody did that to jinx? (I'm thinking of that swimsuit pic . . . )
now, is that pic burned into your mind or hard drive?
Seriously, I laughed out loud at LJ's pic. I was working toward more and more risque pics, you know, leave 'em wanting more and all that. He just beat me to the punch. S'all good. Now, if I could get Bri or jinx to Iowa, THAT would be a photo shoot.
This is turning out to be one of my favorite threads, and I have to say I agree that jeans don't do it for you as much as the other pants of lighter material do. They cling a bit better. just my opinion. I had worked on another p'shop image, but left it out since I like the natural progression rat and her husband are taking.
now, is that pic burned into your mind or hard drive?
Hmm... incriminating either way, isn't it?
I am so freakin' married. Lot of lovlies in here, I gotta' say!
only if it is used without the express written consent of jinx or the national football league
Well, we're cool then. I showed it to the guys at the NFL and they didn't see any problem with it.
Seriously, I'm not mad and will post more if people aren't sick of them. I figure UT will lock this thread when I've taken more than my fair share of his bandwith. It's actually been kind of fun with my hubby participating in the photography. Does that make us perverts?
It can be a difficult thing to express one's appreciation and admiration for someone's naughty bits without sounding like a scumbag. LJ's statement about not objectifying Labrat (and, I assume that by extension, he probably would include everyone here) is well-taken here. How, exactly, *does* one express their pleasure at what is being shared without ending up seeming to have an interest only in revealing photos?
I'd like to think that, if I issue a permanent disclaimer, denying any excessively prurient interest in any individual's photographic efforts which feature comely body parts, that I could then go on to hoot and howl as they appeared from there on out...but I don't really know.
The Cellar is not a smutatorium, and I would sincerely hope that no one would ever take it that way. But then again, I'm part of a meatspace community where it is not at all unusual for people to show off their body parts, usually with no specific sexual intent - I'm used to seeing this sort of thing as reasonably normal behavior.
To summarize: LR, you show as much as you want to show, and I'll treat it with enthusiastic approval, tempered with the greatest of respect. I will assume that, if UT feels that something crosses a line, either on the part of picture posters or picture viewers, he'll speak up, and we in turn will honor whatever he says.
Finally - no, you aren't perverts. Keep trying, though. We'll let you know when you're perverted. We're experts, you know.
Me and my wife are always checking out girls asses, together, in public, so this is, like, everyday stuff to me.
It's a nice ass. I don't mind telling you. The whole thing with having a skinny little waist right above it? Brilliant.
The Cellar is not a smutatorium
that's a tagline buddy.
I'm part of a meatspace community
What? there's a meatsapce community? Why am I always the last to know about these things?
Finally - no, you aren't perverts. Keep trying, though. We'll let you know when you're perverted. We're experts, you know.
Tis true.
Elaquint as always Splode !!!!!
Nice ASS Ms RAT !!!
I would show my support for LR by posting an ass shot of my own, but I work with kids, and I'm afraid of becoming a headline.
But good show nonetheless :thumb:
oh come on jinx - those kids shouldn't be able to identify you from a picture of your ass... LJ - get to work, this sounds like a job for "anonymous"
Just reposting the face down on the pool raft bathing suit shot would probably leave 90% of us speechless...me, being the other 10% of us would rant about it endlessly, though.
*looks at his watch* ok labrat, tell your husband to push the damn button so you can get back to the important duty of making his photography available for public consumption.
oh come on jinx - those kids shouldn't be able to identify you from a picture of your ass... LJ - get to work, this sounds like a job for "anonymous"
dude. i was ------][------ this close to closing her on posting her tush with anon. talk about blowing it! gah!
what? that's the only way to post in the cellar without your own name showing up?:rolleyes:
Yea come on Jim you Have to have a s(c)ock puppet or two out there !!!???!!!
I sure the guys won't mind hitting the tip jar to more than cover bandwidth on cute butts. ;)
Labrat, you have an adorable butt. One to be envied. And although I am a girl, I would still like to see more of it. :blush:
Your husband should be very happy. :redface:
S'all good. Now, if I could get Bri or jinx to Iowa, THAT would be a photo shoot.
Man, y'all are gonna save me a bundle in generic line items on my credit card statement. ;)
Woooo oooo OOOO Labrat!
and you've got a sexy back, too!
Just reposting the face down on the pool raft bathing suit shot would probably leave 90% of us speechless...me, being the other 10% of us would rant about it endlessly, though.
Or just a full shot of her face. I've only seen her profile, or her face half-covered.
oh come on jinx - those kids shouldn't be able to identify you from a picture of your ass... LJ - get to work, this sounds like a job for "anonymous"
Reminds me of a joke for which the punch line was "He doesn't even belong to this club."
Or just a full shot of her face. I've only seen her profile, or her face half-covered.
i'll work on this. she's a rare beauty, but she's shy.
I'm sure LJ will come up with something more like a glam shot, but in the meantime, here's the lovely lass as pictured in another thread, demonstrating her wanton consumption of natural resources and strutting her superior American attitude by dint of her standing next to her vile SUV. :D
i'll work on this. she's a rare beauty, but she's shy.
I can see she's half a beauty. That's why I'm looking forward to the other half.
actually, i'd better get permission before i do anything stupid.
Sounds to me as though you've already got some pics around that we might find titillating, and you might find dangerous.
That is as it may be. the requested pic was a face shot, and i've promised not to post any pics without her ok. ok? spexx, there are some on here if you look long enough. until she posts one herself, you'll have to use your imagination.
actually, i'd better get permission before i do anything stupid.
permission? what's that?If I get 'objectified' by a few, so be it. I am a sexual being. I wouldn't be posting these if I didn't enjoy reading the comments. Which is to say, hoot and hollar all you want, I'll not think any less of you, male or female. It's just a butt, we've all got 'em.
i was just being politcally correct when i said that. sarcastically so. that's why i stuck that 'i approve this message' thing on the end.
speaking of ends.......w00t.
If I add some enhancements it's art, not porn, right?
Could you get that spot right there for me? OOOooohhh, thanks!
ha ha ha Well aren't you getting a little thrill out of this, Miss Hiney-Flasher!
...It's just a butt, we've all got 'em.
Yeah, but not like yours! In my case, that's good - I have too much hair on my ass. That's one lovely rump you have there.:yum:
Btw, they're just breasts, we've all got them, too.;)
My husband called me at work and asked why I hadn't posted his shower shot yet. Sheesh.
I'm speechless. Grateful, but speechless.
Oh... so Mister Hiney is getting the thrill! ha ha ha
why isn't mr labrat a dwellar? seems like he's our kind of chap. oh, and will we be seeing the one where you dropped the soap?
I have, multiple times, asked him to join. He's at least checking the place out. I dunno if he's wandered outside of this thread though.
[COLOR="Red"]Register and say HI!! [/COLOR]
I do have a bit of modesty left, so I'll be leaving the shots requiring a macro lens to the professionals at Penthouse.
Atta' girl. Always leave 'em wanting more.
Professional photographers spell it "heiney" not that it matters
DAMN !!!!
Sweet Cheeks There Lab rat !!!!
I've thought of the answer to the question posed by the title of this thread. The answer to "Why aren't there more pictures of Labrat's ass on the Cellar?" is this:
Because none of us would ever again get anything done in the real world. We'd all be staring at the pictures.
ceiling cat hasn't gotten much rest in the past few days either...
i just saw the last two rat's ass pictures. i'm still trying to pick my jaw up from the floor. bravo. bravo.
Wow... Labrat, you have one hot and sexy asset!!! And I like your husband already, he seems like a stand up kind of guy. :D
Thank you, LabRat. That looks good enough to put on my Christmas card.
Repent
The end is near.
And it is spectacular. ;)
he seems like a stand up kind of guy. :D
Um, with what he's got traipsing around the house, I'm *guaranteeing* you he's a standup guy. Or at least part of him is.
Nothing's happening in this thread, I just came back for another look.:D
Bravo, Bravo - encore Woo Hoo Wow OMG (HUGE applause) Spect-ass-cular just well, thank you, thank you very much, Labrat - thank you for that.
[SIZE="1"]we want more[/SIZE][SIZE="2"]we want more[/SIZE]*come on guys*[SIZE="3"]we want more[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]We Want MORE![/SIZE][SIZE="6"]WE WANT MORE!!![/SIZE][SIZE="7"]WE WANT MORE OF LABRAT'S ASS!!!![/SIZE]
dude. you're all horned up tonight aren't you?
I for one am not in the least bit interested in seeing more of those pictures. We've had quite enough--more than enough, really--of them, and honestly, I think the moderators should step and and prevent any more such postings.
[size="1"]Oh yeah, I don't want to go back to that briar patch either.[/size]
I think this kitty has been watching labrat in the shower...
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i wonder if it'd be wrong [SIZE=1][COLOR=Wheat]to quote[/COLOR][/SIZE]
my cock [SIZE=1][COLOR=Wheat]thread[/COLOR][/SIZE] in LabRat's Ass [SIZE=1][COLOR=Wheat]thread?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
sorry for the crude cut and paste , :lol:
Pssst... [SIZE="1"]don't tell either one I'm a dog person...[/SIZE]
Pssst... [SIZE="1"]don't tell either one I'm a dog person...[/SIZE]
Well geez, did you have to go and ruin the allure like that?
Hey! I should be making money! No, not THAT way,
this way!! Move over Van Gogh...here comes Pic
asso...
Would the resulting pics belong here, or in the Cellar Art thread? :D
or you could paint your ass and sell pics of it. or a volunteer could paint it for you. anyone?
That teacher is so 46 years ago. (yves klein c.1960)
Labrat's ass would be right up to date however.
Last night Mr. Rat gave me an early Chrismas present that he didn't think I needed to open at his parent's house.:) So, without further ado, I bring to you another series of photos, in the holiday spirit. Merry Christmas!
In ambient lighting, of couse. It adds a nice glow to my skin, don't you think?
Oops, knocked an ornament loose. Better put it back...
Hope everyone has a great holiday, whatever you are celebrating. I am taking next week off, so I won't be online till 2007. See you next year!
Well, shit, I fold.
Have a great holiday LR, enjoy your time off.
:gift:
You have a beautiful body LR and I don't think it's all the christmas lights although they are a very nice touch. Very tastefully done!
Well, shit, I fold.
Have a great holiday LR, enjoy your time off.
:gift:
Hey, she's bluffing! Put your hand on the table, girl!
Put your hand on the table
Or . . well, nevermind.
Crap, I didn't figure jinx for one to give up that easily. :( C'mon, you've got a bea-utiful wooded area that you take a lot of close-ups in. You could use some creative branch placements...
Besides, now I've got nothin' new left to show. Reruns are never as interesting as the original.
Well, shit, I fold.
[letterman]This is not a competition, this is only an exhibition. And please, for the love of God,
no wagering![/letterman]
you've got a bea-utiful wooded area.
I hear the wood nymphs calling...:blush:
DAYMN !!!!!!!!
Thanks for the Christmas present LR !!!!!
Com on Jinx !!!
Well as far as I'm concerned, Mr. Rat is earning his MP3 player!!
. . .that he didn't think I needed to open at his parent's house.:)
Whyever not? These are the moments that make a lifetime of special holiday memories. Why, I still remember the look on my mother-in-law's face when Mrs. Dallas opened up the Jack Rabbit Vibrator.
C'mon, you've got a bea-utiful wooded area
Actually, except for one small tree line I'm completely clear-cut. Oh. Wait... :blush:
They guys of the Cellar owe a collective thanks to the ladies of the Cellar for this thread. Its not everyday that content of this quality is presented tastefully and respectfully.
The beauty of the female form is breathtaking and without equal.
Uh....er....nice tree. :redface:
Ok, ok, bush...ya happy? ;)
Hope everyone has a great holiday, whatever you are celebrating. I am taking next week off, so I won't be online till 2007. See you next year!
I'm celebrating those three posts. Wow, and thanks. Early Christmas - WOOT!
How rare is the relationship in which a lady can say, "Honey, would you please take some pictures of my ass so that I can post them on the internet for a bunch of horny strangers?"
Of course, they may both be into that.
Of course, they may both be into that.
Heh, heh, yeah. I don't think he was suffering too much for his art. :rolleyes:
How rare is the relationship in which a lady can say, "Honey, would you please take some pictures of my ass so that I can post them on the internet for a bunch of horny strangers?"
Of course, they may both be into that.
Funny, as my husband and I sit here reading/viewing this thread, I sense he is reaching for the camera.
LR, not only is your gift very nice, but your breasts are beautiful! Thank you very much for sharing it/them/you with us. Merry Ho Ho to you and yours!
Actually, except for one small tree line I'm completely clear-cut. Oh. Wait... :blush:
So you didn't ask for the Telly Savalas? (I watched part of The Breakup tonight).
LR, not only is your gift very nice, but your breasts are beautiful! Thank you very much for sharing it/them/you with us. Merry Ho Ho to you and yours!
and then there's also the thin waist, sexy back, washboard stomach
and you can't forget her ass, either
not even if you walk into the next room!
I couldn't forget any of it - its been permanently etched into my brain.
Damn. Just damn. If I had that hot a body, I would want to post it too!! Way to go Labrat! Your husband is a very lucky man. Oh, and a very Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!
Alright. [deep breath] Here we go.
It's not an ass picture, but hopefully it will suffice.
I'd completely forgotten I had these until I was digging through a college photo album this morning looking for something unrelated. The story is, my sophomore year I lived in this huge bright red house with five bedrooms. (There were another three bedrooms upstairs, but as is typical of college housing in the area the owner had done some crazy add-on construction to separate the two floors and make it a "duplex" so he could rent each half out for more money. We didn't know the folks upstairs.) There were a total of six people who lived there because two of the folks were doing study abroad and only lived in their room for one semester each.
Anyway, we were pretty proud of ourselves for having pulled off renting this really cool old family-style home at the last second, since renting near campus is insanely hard to do and this was in a prime spot. Shortly after signing the lease together we were drunk (I'd claim we were celebrating, but no, it was college and we were just drunk for no particular reason I can recall) joking about how we should take a big traditional "family photo" together--you know, dad with a cardigan and a pipe and the kids in matching plaid outfits, yadda yadda yadda--and hang it over the mantle as if we weren't a bunch of commune-living college kids. This being a drunken conversation however, the idea wandered and morphed into the decision that it should be a naked family photo.
Well when you're in college, why not? One of the girls was a photography major, so she brought a friend over to help and very early one morning we all got up, drank a bunch of screwdrivers (because there was orange juice in it, see, so that meant it was breakfast), and we took a full session of naked poses, probably two or three rolls of film.
The naughty bits were covered, of course, and in reality the naughty bits were even more covered behind the "convenient" coverings; I can say with absolute honesty that I never saw any of my roommates' intimate body parts that morning, and I don't think anyone else did either. We were too drunk/nervous/sleepy to really pay attention. We got the proofs back, chose the best shot, blew it up something huge and hung it in a very nice frame over the mantle just like we said we were going to.
It was a great conversation piece at parties.
Most of us were in relationships at the time and two of the significant others, my boyfriend and this one guy's girlfriend, were surprisingly pretty pissed about the whole thing. But they got over it. These are the two proofs I (apparently) saved and put in my photo album. I don't think either one was the shot that made it over the mantle.
Forgive the quality, as they're photos-of-photos, but really, you shouldn't be complaining, right? :)
I think that is just awesome, clodfobble!
Now THAT'S friendship. :)
Now THAT'S friendship.
Which is funny, because I haven't seen a single one of these people since I moved out, about seven years ago. It even took me a second to remember the Asian girl's name... :)
Wow. Just wow.
What a great story, and what a great memory.
Nice addition to the thread. Great story too. I like it.
College was nuts.
What great pics! (The sofa looks very 70s.) Nothing like a case of deja photo to bring back memories! We've been cleaning out our basement for the first time in 15 years or so, and we found a roll of film I shot right before my senior prom. I thought the pictures had been lost for years. (All of the subjects were fully clothed, though.)
Your smile hasn't changed!
They would make great album cover photos!
That is pretty fabulous. I wish I had a fun story like that to tell... :D
That is pretty fabulous. I wish I had a fun story like that to tell... :D
It's never too late to get drunk and naked
Great story, and totally fun pictures!!
This is the kind of stuff I missed out on by living at home whilst attending college. Explains why my bits and pieces are on the net NOW...
This is the kind of stuff I missed out on by living at home whilst attending college. Explains why my bits and pieces are on the net NOW...
Ah but you see Clodfobble lived it, and
then put the pics on the internet anyway! We can't help ourselves given the quality of the male company here....
Those are the most titillating titless pictures I've ever seen.
Isn't anyone else going to point out that the picture on the wall is really crooked?
Thanks for sharing, CF...great stuff!
[SIZE=7]Maybe next[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]year I'll[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]be all[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]thin and[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]gorgeous and[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]will post pics[/SIZE]...[COLOR=silver]never mind. ;) [/COLOR]
Those are the most titillating titless pictures I've ever seen.
Isn't anyone else going to point out that the picture on the wall is really crooked?
Thanks for sharing, CF...great stuff!
And it has completely gone in the second pic, while the thermostat remains conspicuously in its place. Hmmm...:cool:
This is the kind of stuff I missed out on by living at home whilst attending college.
Well, my mom lived at home while attending college. Given that it was a small Lutheran college in the 1950s, I expect she'd have been supervised equally closely if she'd been living on campus. Even so, I was taken aback by the sheer ignorance of modern campus life she displayed when she visited during my junior year and saw a bottle of liquor belonging to a housemate. She asked if it was mine, I truthfully said no (I had hidden my stuff), and she said, "well if I ever hear about you drinking, I'm going to put you back in the dormitory where they won't let you have that stuff." :lol2: :drunk:
[SIZE=7]Maybe next[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]year I'll[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]be all[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]thin and[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]gorgeous and[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]will post pics[/SIZE]...[COLOR=silver]never mind. ;) [/COLOR]
I think it might be wise for you to send along pictures of your progress to a supportive and objective individual. I'd like to volunteer, please. You can find my email address here under my User Profile.
No need to thank me. Anything to help, really.
That's our Els, always willing to help. What a stand up guy.
It's not an ass picture, but hopefully it will suffice.
Let's just call it a good start. :)
That's our Els, always willing to help. What a stand up guy.
How stand up a guy I am will largely depend upon the quality of the pictures, of course.
I can already hear the shouts:
Put it on! Put it ALL on!
Because apparently LJ is never satisfied... this is honestly the only shot of my ass in our entire photo collection. I'm usually behind the camera, instead of the other way around. It's not Daisy Dukes, but you could photoshop in flesh color under the climbing harness and get a similar effect I'm sure. :)
[SIZE=7]Maybe next[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]year I'll[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]be all[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]thin and[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]gorgeous and[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]will post pics[/SIZE]...[COLOR=silver]never mind. ;) [/COLOR]
For a lot of us, thin does
not equal gorgeous. Just a little info.
I can already hear the shouts:
Put it on! Put it ALL on!
Not from me, you won't hear that.
Nice feet and charming ankles cf! Something for everyone here tonight. ;)
color me satisfied :)
That's "satsified":p
An action shot, nice! Merci!
I am suffering from a severe attack of Spring fever, so I thought that this thread needed to be revived...
...ahem.
You know, Cloud was just griping (I will NOT say bitching) about the predominance of politics and war as topics on the Cellar as opposed to, say, SEX! I pointed to the Cellar NSFW picture thread but I completely forgot about this one.
Of course, we should put a NSFW label on it, to prevent awkward surprises when the Yuletide spirit comes to someones work computer unexpectedly.
Then again, sometimes life means unexpected surprises. Personally, I consider these pics beautiful. They're not goatse, for crying out loud. The only problem would be the drop in productivity when the office geeks find out the lovely woman in the thong understands computers and posts on the Cellar.
Stampede!!:scream:
well, I did mean to complain or bitch (but Thank You for your restraint, hon)--just remarking about things not to my taste. Doesn't make them bad, at all.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna see if I can find some sex in this thread!
:corn:
How have I never seen this thread before?
Let this be a lesson about the Internet. I'm not sure how long UT archives, but tools like the
Wayback Machine will probably keep Cellar threads indefinitely. I doubt UT has my posts from the Cellar dial-up days, but I was one of the first in line when the HTTP version of the Cellar came online.
Not to inject politics into a fine sex thread, but because of my postings on the Cellar, I am unelectable to public office in:
Georgia
Alabama (also Uzbekistan which has a remarkably similar electorate)
Mississippi
South Dakota
parts of Colorado
(list continues)
Of course I'd rather hang myself than live in many of those places, so no great loss.
This will make my future Supreme Court nomination rather dicey. I'm pretty sure that's why Clarence Thomas posts here as SteveDallas.:D
If I ever get done writing this memo on poor soft drink can hygiene, I'm going to come over there and hurt you.
Sorry Els, I have been too busy to work on a new photoshoot, but I did post a pic of myself while working out on my treadmill in
this thread recently...
I've been here a while, and read references to this, but had never seen it for myself. Very, very, very, very nice.
What is it about the impending holidays, that prompts people to post semi-nude pictures of themselves on the Internet.
http://ths.gardenweb.com/forums/load/decor/con1214311122895.html?49Sorry Els, I have been too busy to work on a new photoshoot, but I did post a pic of myself while working out on my treadmill in this thread recently...
Bless your healthy, titillating little self. I really, really needed that today. Thank you. And I mean that with complete seriousness.
LR, you are one hot woman. I need to start working out...
Been awhile, because I don't feel as sexy when I haven't been running regularly. Had a great run this morning, 57 F and no breeze. Perfect conditions. Must have produced a few extra endorphins, cuz I was feeling photogenic this morning... enjoy :D
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Mmmmmmmmmm. Thanks, gourgeous. :)
I, personally, am still waiting to see LR's pussy full-on. Am being constantly disappointed as she seems v. willing to do everything else. I guess there are just some chicks who *won't* go all the way. They're just a Prick Tease.
oh, LR, btw--you can actually MAKE MONEY showing your various laundry bits---loads of cunny's do it. PM me for details...though, i don't have any, er, "Openings", in my Phone Sex Empire. Jus' sayin'.
I, personally, am still waiting to see LR's pussy full-on. . . Prick Tease.
Are you calling me a tease? :eyebrow: Wait till I get those wicked weasels...and a fresh wax. All the Inboxes'll be stuffed, but yours!!:headshake
loads of cunny's do it...
WTF is a cunny?
Why are women so shitty to each other? :sniff:
You look great LR.
Were they being shitty? I thought it was just complimentary teasing. But then I don't know what a cunny is either. Looking lean, Lab. And curvy. There will never be any pictures of my naked ass on the cellar. Unless UT needs a threat post to fill the tip jar...... :lol:
I thought Bri was kidding, but until I know what a cunny is, I guess I'm not sure...wiki was no help. *shrug*
I did send her a PM right after that post that said after I get a fresh wax I'd show her mine if she'd show me hers...haven't gotten a response yet though. *double shrug*
ofergodssakes.
no wonder women have no power.
Jaysus.
FWIW-Jinx--I'm not shitty to women. Read my thesis, bitch.
A cunny is a cunt.
I'm not interested in your thesis Bri, but I'm sure there are others who are, so feel free to post it and promote it regardless. Ya fucking twat.
Now I know a twat is a cunt......
:bolt:
/let's get back to asses.........
Spectacular. I'm speechless. Almost. Now where's that thesarus?
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that this probably explains the semi in the other thread, huh?
A cunny is a cunt.
I thought it was the proprietor?
Ya know somethin', LR? When you take off that skirt and are standing there in that thong, it is almost like a Clark Kent to Superman transformation. Well, the distinctly feminine equivalent, anyway.
I'm not quite as speechless as I was, but that's only because I've had time to think...and extract my tongue from the fan on my computer.
Thanks for the compliments.
I was trying to go for a before/after type thing. Something like what LJ did with the magnifier way back when.
Ya know somethin', LR? When you take off that skirt and are standing there in that thong, it is almost like a Clark Kent to Superman transformation. Well, the distinctly feminine equivalent, anyway.
I'm not quite as speechless as I was, but that's only because I've had time to think...and extract my tongue from the fan on my computer.
Isn't it amazing that she can keep all that wonderful, squeezable nakedness under those clothes? You'd think that body would just muscle up to the fabric and rip through, demanding to be seen.
Ya know somethin', LR? When you take off that skirt and are standing there in that thong, it is almost like a Clark Kent to Superman transformation. ~snip
Certainly acquires superpowers over me.
Oh GRRRRRRRRRR ,,,LR !!!!
DAMN what a FINE ASS !!!!!
Ya know somethin', LR? When you take off that skirt and are standing there in that thong, it is almost like a Clark Kent to Superman transformation. Well, the distinctly feminine equivalent, anyway.
I'm not quite as speechless as I was, but that's only because I've had time to think...and extract my tongue from the fan on my computer.
Amen. I love runner's behinds. So tight... and perky... and from the looks of it, firm. :p
I finally have the definitive answer to the question posed by the title of this thread. The reason there aren't more pictures of Labrat's ass on the Cellar is because most of us male Dwellars would eventually suffer brain damage due to loss of blood to our big heads.
Been awhile, because I don't feel as sexy when I haven't been running regularly. Had a great run this morning, 57 F and no breeze. Perfect conditions. Must have produced a few extra endorphins, cuz I was feeling photogenic this morning... enjoy :D
Say, that's a really nice bookcase.
(What, no one else noticed the bookcase?)
Thanks!!
I inherited it from my grandparents after they both passed away. It was in their dining room. My grandfather used to lean on the top left corner a lot, and smoke his Camel non-filters. There is a permanent oil spot there that I purposely left when I cleaned it up. Reminds me of him.
He was a kick ass old man. One time when I was about 11 or so, we were riding bikes together, and he hit a patch of gravel and wiped out. I thought he was going to die! he ripped up his elbow pretty bad, and I was hysterical. He just made fun of me for crying because I wasn't even hurt. "C'mon, Rat*, cry for me!! That's it!! "
I miss the heck of of them both.
*not my real name :)
He wasn't an attorney, was he?
Nope, minor leage ball player then made a blue collar living at Chicago Bridge and Iron. Born (I think), grew up, raised his family, and died in Chicago. I don't think there is any special history for the library than my attachment to it.
He wasn't an attorney, was he?
The reason I asked is because those look like
barrister bookcases to me.
Yes, real sectional ones, too. Nice.
Nonsense, we're talking among ourselves while waiting for the next performance.
Nonsense, we're talking among ourselves while waiting for the next performance.
That's exactly what I was going to say. It's like being at a 'gentlemen's club' and between shows discussing the weather.
This is one very long break.
It's not a break, it's called a crack. And it's a feature, not a flaw.
Well, you don't have to be crappy about it, ya fart.
It bums me out that there's no end to cheeky remarks like this, but instead, they rear up again and again.
I hate being the butt of other peoples half-assed jokes.
These things always start out firmly-seated in good taste, but before long things start to fall behind.
Then you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. In hindsight, you can really feel like a big bum.
The puns are nice. The ass would be better.
Butt out. Cracks like that are not welcome. Cracks like LR's are.
Oh I don't know...I'm not sure it's all that it's cracked up to be.
I am asstounded by the bottomless well of wit here.
OK, well, if we are going to keep it up...
I should jump right in since I don't want to be left behind.
That's it! Better to be a cheeky devil than a bum. No butts about it.
We must be at a farm, because I'm sniffin some fine dairy air around here.
We must be at a farm, because I'm sniffin some fine dairy air around here.
Was this post eerie or what?
Here I thought I was gonna see some tush, but instead there's a bunch of puns, and apparently no end in sight.
Don't worry, it'll bottom out soon....
Don't worry, it'll bottom out soon....
If only LR would give us a release date so we could put it in our diarrheas :D
Yeah, if we don't get a new pic soon, I'm gonna be really bummed out.
I'll post mine if you post yours!!!
that could be a disasster
I'll post mine if you post yours!!!
For me anyway, that would be a very potent thread bomb. OR That would really bum me out (just to keep up the pun).
After finally taking the time to review and read most of this complete thread I must state categorically that LabRatsAss is beautiful, sexy, and freaking hot! Thanks for sharing. Please provide us with updated photos. :D
I'll try to get a shot in this week, before we go on vacation for a week next week. But no promasses. You guys kill me.
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I ran across an image the other day and immediately thought of this subject. I decided to post it here, while LabRat is in arrears with some pictures.
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I'll try to get a shot in this week, before we go on vacation for a week next week. But no promasses. You guys kill me.
Paint a 7 on each cheek and tell 'em you're a Boeing 707.
I'll try to get a shot in this week, before we go on vacation for a week next week. But no promasses. You guys kill me.
I'm just grateful that you're such a sucker for flattery.
Paint a 7 on each cheek and tell 'em you're a Boeing 707.
Ever hear the one about BBKings wife ??
She wanted to suprise him ,
so she got B tatooed on each cheek of her ass ,
when he got home she dressed up in her best laungree ( sorry ) ,
when he came into the bed room ,
she bent over saying " Hey honey look at this" ,
he said " Just WHO the HELL is BOB !!!"
Once if figure out the joke, I'm sure I'll love it:o . I'm a little fried right now, as I'm trying to get new people trained at work before I go on vacation, get done what I need to get done before vacation, and Tuesday night found out that my last grandparent is at the point of no return. Went to Waterloo yesterday to meet my mom and the Hospice people, who have officially taken over grandma's care. She will likely pass when we are on vacation next week, as she is off of dialysis, and neither eating or drinking. (she's pretty much non-responsive). Sorry for the down post, but figured you'd understand.
I posted in the foot power thread in Sports though if you'd like to see me in my race getup- sportsbra and running shorts. I'm sweaty and my face is a little red from doing my run, but is the most recent pics I have. I'll try to get a natural shot or 2 in Wisconsin next week ;).
Once if figure out the joke, I'm sure I'll love it:o . I'm a little fried right now, as I'm trying to get new people trained at work before I go on vacation, get done what I need to get done before vacation, and Tuesday night found out that my last grandparent is at the point of no return. Went to Waterloo yesterday to meet my mom and the Hospice people, who have officially taken over grandma's care. She will likely pass when we are on vacation next week, as she is off of dialysis, and neither eating or drinking. (she's pretty much non-responsive). Sorry for the down post, but figured you'd understand.
I posted in the foot power thread in Sports though if you'd like to see me in my race getup- sportsbra and running shorts. I'm sweaty and my face is a little red from doing my run, but is the most recent pics I have. I'll try to get a natural shot or 2 in Wisconsin next week ;).
Hint:
http://www.corrosionsource.com/handbook/periodic/Sorry to hear about the GM.
Sorry about your grand ma. My wife is 42, and just lost her grand ma two months ago. I was 5, when my last grand parent died. It still sucks, but there is always something worse. Please enjoy your vacation, as much as possible, you deserve it. Where are you going in Wisconsin? We just got back from the Dells.
Sorry to read about your grandmother LR. Hope you are able to enjoy your vacation.
Sorry to hear about your loss LR
I am currently sitting in the A frame at
Trails End Resort, smelling popcorn, listening to the click of poolballs and wincing at the music selection. Boys 2 Men, The End of the Road. Blech.
"The lodge features a full liquor bar..."
Although a nice hot cup of tea might be good, too.
The last time we went to the Dells, 5? years ago, we went to Hayward Wisconsin to see the Fresh water fishing hall of fame. Have you seen it yet?
http://www.freshwater-fishing.org/Oh yeah, we did that years ago.
Went to Al Capones hideout too. The lumberjack championships are here, but we usually miss those because we are leaving the weekend they are going.
Today I tried to do a wakeboard, never got up on it. A lot harder than those dudes on TV make it look :D.
The possibilities of a photo shoot involving a giant fiberglass muskie boggles the mind.
My boys want a wake board. I looked at one in the store, and the "shoes" are bolted on, and your feet don't just slip in, and out, seams to me they probably break a lot of bones learning. A tube can be lot of fun.
So, I've had my camera with me on several occasions trying to get in a nature shoot, but each time was met with nothing but technical difficulties. While on vacation, I did manage to get one pic taken before my batteries died on the lake while skinny dipping. I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things. Then I saw the WTF NSFW astrological bodypainting and got the idea to give myself some pices pasties. Wha la!
So what's your sign, big boy?
My sign?
If you quit distracting me, I might be able to remember.
:love:
Sign? Yes, yes, I'll sign anything. Where? Quickly!
So what's your sign, big boy?
{looks around to see who she's talking too . . . }
Oh, umm.. I'm a Gemini. That means I only do it with twins. ;)
Hey, wait a minute.....
I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things.
Wait, what? One was watching TV and the other was reading a book? One was having a sandwich and the other was seeing if there was any beer left? One was taking a nap and the other was . . . . ?
I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things.
One was singing an aria from "Don Giovanni" and the other was taking a Learning Annex course on how to be a real estate lawyer in high-crime areas?
Like I said...perfect the way they are.
So what's your sign, big boy?
BTW...I was born in the sign of Asscurious, with Penis rising.
labrat....you should get some pics done by a pro
or mebbe get hubby to larn a little bit about angles and lighting....and then mebbe some costumes and make up?...
ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little....
i'm just sayin ....you have an exhibitionist's spirit trapped in there struggling to get out.
The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?
I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.
anyway....
i started this reply to say that i appreciate the nerve it must take for you to hang it out there like this....and to say that you look strong and sexy. I would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers. especially if jinx was there too!
sorry...I'm all drunk.
The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?
you cock.
I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.
:lol: Spoken like a true finance manager.
labrat....you should get some pics done by a pro
or mebbe get hubby to larn a little bit about angles and lighting....and then mebbe some costumes and make up?...
ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little....
i'm just sayin ....you have an exhibitionist's spirit trapped in there struggling to get out.
The cellar may not be the best venue for that, as it is so very accessible to the public....but If we worked Tony a little, I bet we could create an adults only, limited access forum for you to really get into it. and if you did, i think we might entice some of the other hot babes to rise to the challenge?
I bet i could close jinx on the wet t-shirt pic at a minimum.
anyway....
i started this reply to say that i appreciate the nerve it must take for you to hang it out there like this....and to say that you look strong and sexy. I would never kick you out of bed for eating crackers. especially if jinx was there too!
sorry...I'm all drunk.
Jeez...and here I sit, all worried all the time about whether or not the women on The Cellar worry that I'm objectifying them.
Thanks a bunch for giving them all something to compare my meager lusty responses against, ya cock.
I have nothing but respect for women as generous as LabRat. Oh, BTW, LJ...she's mine.
hmmm....would you point out the objectifying lines? I'm not following..you ...here.....
"ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails....or cat woman in a jumpsuit....maybe a chicken suit? or a cheerleader...oh...french maid! swedish nurse! oops...i came a little...."
Not that *I* don't think of her in these scenarios. Just that I'm too wuss to actually *say* it.
swedish nurse!
Swedish nurse? How 1980's. Everyone knows the new objectification model is the Croation au pair.
Labrat, sorry to hear about your grandmother. I lost my maternal grandfather and paternal grandmother in the same week when I was a teenager. They broke the news to me at summer camp.
The best you can do is look at someone's life and hope they had a good experience. We all sign on for the same ride, but we all take different experiences with us when we go. Some are short and painful, and others are long and happy. I sincerely hope that hers was the latter.
Then I saw the WTF NSFW astrological bodypainting and got the idea to give myself some pices pasties. Wha la!
So what's your sign, big boy?
Was there something posted here that I missed?
yep, a topless shot on a boat. shawnee has been a real bitch to her lately, though....prolly why she took it off again.
Shawnee! Why I otta...
Dear LR,
You are hearby requested to re-post the aforementioned shot.
Respectfully
TOG
No, actually took it off BEFORE Shawnee said anything at the request of my husband, because it showed my face. Worried my work might not think it cool.
No worries, there will be more...I guess this is my 'kink'...
BTW, I get a kick out of the fact that she bitches about me being a 1 trick pony, but she sure is in here checking out this particular trick whenever there are new ones...:eyebrow: Just sayin'
Son-of-a. I was too late.
don't worry, just ask stevedallas, i'm sure he has it saved. if not him, spode fo' sho'
I can't help it, cause you're SO hawt. :lol:
Cunt = female Cock
BTW, the word on the street is I ain't the only one who thinks this way!
Shawnee, I assume you're addressing limberjim.
Absolutely! Who else has such a nice bagina?
ya know...school girl in plaid and horned rim glasses and pigtails
You tryin' ta' kill somebody?
I can't help it, cause you're SO hawt. :lol:
Cunt = female Cock
BTW, the word on the street is I ain't the only one who thinks this way!
out of curiousity, why
does this bother you?
This is what you are not getting: it never really bothered me. ONCE, once I made a crack about getting her family involved after she posted hubby-dick. It was a crack, a joke, and I wasn't the only one to crack about it.
Jinx and lj both took offense and chastised me for being mean to labrat. Of those, only lj has let it go. Imagine that.
Some time later...that crappy incident was but a memory. I tried to make nice comments to her...totally ignored. I tried to rally on her side when she was talking about wanting another child...totally ignored.
More recently, I made a comment that had NOTHING to do with her, and she wants to know, wants to know, wants to know...what I meant. She wouldn't give it up. This is why I once again came out fighting. I should just lie down and cry about it?
We all know I have a temper (oh god I'm human with faults as well) and when I keep getting poked into a corner I will come out like the devil himself.
This last incident...I was letting it go again. She can't keep her rat trap shut.
So, you all think what you want. I tried. I've been home at night wondering if I should apologize because I don't hold a grudge...but she just keeps poking then playing poor puppy.
It doesn't really matter. Go about your business. It was a fun ride, but if you all don't know me by now, then it's been a futile one. It's too damn bad...no matter what you think I'm not a bad person, just one who doesn't like to be ganged up on by the piss gang.
You tryin' ta' kill somebody?
No just trying to get some peds. thrown in the clink.
All this schoolgirl talk can't be good.....for a web-site.
Ok, this is getting old. I want to see her ass dammit! :D
Jinx and lj both took offense and chastised me for being mean to labrat. Of those, only lj has let it go. Imagine that.
i never let it go. and i never will. everrrrrrrrr.
eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
All this schoolgirl talk can't be good.....for a web-site.
What, you mean in terms of Google rankings?
lol!! Yes...the authorities: google.
....the piss gang.
Good name. I can't wait for the movie.
The piss gang: a highschool clique, but old, trying to dominate a intraweb forum. They're loud, obnoxious, spoiled, and nasty, but they know what kind of people they really are....
Jinx and lj both took offense and chastised me for being mean to labrat. Of those, only lj has let it go. Imagine that.
.... She wouldn't give it up. This is why I once again came out fighting. I should just lie down and cry about it?
This last incident...I was letting it go again. She can't keep her rat trap shut.
So, you all think what you want. I tried. I've been home at night wondering if I should apologize because I don't hold a grudge...but she just keeps poking then playing poor puppy.
Except LJ said something about you being a bitch to LR just yesterday - imagine that.
But you're right, we all know what a raging bitch Labrat is. And you, you only said that one harmless thing, just that one time, and you're still being persecuted for it. It's everyone else's fault... Poor, poor Shawnee....
:vomit:
Geez, look what happens when you only have net access at work for a while.
I do not have any of Labrat's pictures saved. I do, however, have a pretty good memory of them.
Damn you els! I was counting on you!
I am, as jinx said, a coward.
I have deleted my previous post because I am sorry for it, and ashamed of it.
I will not bother you all anymore. There are some great people here, and I'm sorry for mucking it up.
Take care everyone.
Edit: I apologize to labrat, and to jinx. I'm not expecting it to be accepted, and as this is my last post here, I wouldn't feel right without telling you that there are qualities about each of you admire. I'm sorry we couldn't get along...but its OK, the world is that way sometimes. I do wish good things for both of you. Again, I'm sorry.
Shawnee if you enjoy coming here I don't think you should leave, whether we get along or not (and I really don't have any issues with you in general, just some of your posts). I told you my gripe, I appreciate you addressing it and apologizing.... time to move on, no reason to leave.
And now, let's get this thread back on topic. jinx, I certainly feel your boobs would also be on topic. shawnee, feel free to post tits or ass here.
Now, the world is more harmonious.
Anyway, you can't leave without making an "I'm Leaving" thread.
Anyway, you can't leave without making an "I'm Leaving" thread.
People don't have to do everything YOU do, Flint!
I tried to get Shawnee to give me the CLAP, but she doesn't have it. Does anyone here have the CLAP?
We need the CLAP!
I am, as jinx said, a coward.
I have deleted my previous post because I am sorry for it, and ashamed of it.
I will not bother you all anymore. There are some great people here, and I'm sorry for mucking it up.
Take care everyone.
Edit: I apologize to labrat, and to jinx. I'm not expecting it to be accepted, and as this is my last post here, I wouldn't feel right without telling you that there are qualities about each of you admire. I'm sorry we couldn't get along...but its OK, the world is that way sometimes. I do wish good things for both of you. Again, I'm sorry.
WTF?!?
Hey- just because people have
female relational aggression around here doesn't mean you have to leave...who would make me laugh? (in a good way)
We should just get this over with by holding
Miss. Cellar 2008 competitions. I am going to go start that thread so we will know for sure the important stuff like which one of us has the hottest ass....and any time there is any dispute about who is the raddest, bitchest, hottest, brilliant woman on here we can refer to it....Someone may hold the title so we all will know for sure.
"do these guns match my pumps?"
"oh this webcam shot of my tits is so terrible... look."
:D
This is completely dysfunctional....I am tired of seeing the women on here backhand each other all the time...for what? What exactly is the payoff aside from being the
junkyard bitch.
I know who my vote is on.....
Shawnee - you can't leave. I'm having a baby and I think you might be the mother.
I think I'm the Aunt!!!!!
Are you my long lost sister?
I've been long lost...so, yeah! OK!
(please bunk me in Area 51)
I hear those aliens in Area 51 like to . . . .
Well, never mind. You'll find out soon enough.
Can I be the cool Aunty that leads em astray?
Between Shawnee, Brianna and DucksNuts this virtual child will have a great life - and an early education.
Shawnee if you enjoy coming here I don't think you should leave, whether we get along or not (and I really don't have any issues with you in general, just some of your posts). I told you my gripe, I appreciate you addressing it and apologizing.... time to move on, no reason to leave.
sure
Wow, that's surprising, Shawnee deleted another post... ( I read it though, and took a screen shot because I knew she would)
You're a very small person Shawnee - and a coward. I pity you.
Such talent in the rest of this thread though. Srsly. :notworthy
Did you post them out of order on purpose jackass? No, no... that would be... intellectually dishonest.
Look at you, trying so hard to get involved in a fight, any fight... so desperate to be part of the clique that everyone but you belongs to...
Did you post them out of order on purpose jackass? No, no... that would be... intellectually dishonest.
Look at you, trying so hard to get involved in a fight, any fight... so desperate to be part of the clique that everyone but you belongs to...
Liar
Oh, and piss off, and don't PM me ever again.
PM? If you had any balls at all you'd post it you pathetic little troll.
as i said. dishonest.
You are so wrong, limpyjism.
as i said. dishonest.
Yeah, she is.
I also told you to piss off when you PM'd me
How did you tell me? So you lied.
just to call me a dick
Which you later admitted I didn’t, which means you lied.
You're right, not directly, I just read it again.
So you lied.
I think you're acting like a troll and won't be reading your posts.
….
Yet you have, which means you lied.
I love Sundaegirl, but I can’t understand why she would nominate a hateful, spiteful, lying, vindictive lying bitch like you to be miss cellar.
Someone please save this thread!
An actual picture of Labrat's ass would do the trick! :rolleyes:
We need Labrat. She is back from Mickey Mouse Land, but must be busy catching up at work.
Labrat, come back!
We need Labrat. She is back from Mickey Mouse Land, but must be busy catching up at work.
Labrat, come back!
What kind of Rat visits mouse land?
What kind of Rat visits mouse land?
a kinky rat. That's what.
I love Sundaegirl, but I can’t understand why she would nominate a hateful, spiteful, lying, vindictive lying bitch like you to be miss cellar.
Because Sundae obviously knows what a very important contest it is and understands that it has everything to do with what is valued on the cellar and nothing at all to do with sour grapes.
But you, you've been waiting for 4 months for me to respond to one of your troll posts just so you could scream LIAR and call me a bunch of names? I hope it was all you hoped for.... it really says a lot about you. If I ignore the creepy stalker aspect of it, it's really pretty sad.
I noticed you didn't post the PM though..... I wonder why....
:lol2: Good one rage guy...
This isn't thread drift...this is thread going over Niagara Falls with a boatload of screaming passengers.
We need Labrat. She is back from Mickey Mouse Land, but must be busy catching up at work.
Labrat, come back!
Not yet, leaving Sat. Won't be back in here till Mon, likely. Just checking in while downloading pics to the FILs 'puter.
Sheesh, shit hit the fan around here lately...I have to go check the rest of the cellar and see if I recognize anything.
I'll reroute this thread as soon as I have a chance :D
... call me a bunch of names? ....
Like that? It's one of your tricks.
With 4 months to prepare for your big moment, you put that shite out there and you're proud of it? No, I'm sorry, I don't like it. I'm completely underwhelmed. It's unimaginative... soulless... just words strung together.
Try again if you want though... maybe practice a little first. Or ask tw for help. I'll ignore you again for a while of you think that will help...
With 4 months to prepare for your big moment, you put that shite out there and you're proud of it? No, I'm sorry, I don't like it. I'm completely underwhelmed. It's unimaginative... soulless... just words strung together.
Try again if you want though... maybe practice a little first. Or ask tw for help. I'll ignore you again for a while of you think that will help...
I'm really hurt, princess. Criticism like that coming from a shallow, ugly, nasty, stupid liar really bothers me. Go get some more plastic surgery - maybe that will distract people from seeing what a dispicable human being you really are.
I'll reroute this thread as soon as I have a chance :D
Hooray!
Ok, this is getting old. I want to see her ass dammit! :D
An actual picture of Labrat's ass would do the trick! :rolleyes:
We need Labrat. She is back from Mickey Mouse Land, but must be busy catching up at work.
Labrat, come back!
--snip--
I'll reroute this thread as soon as I have a chance :D
Lord knows I'm no LabRat, but perhaps I can help in the meantime. Enjoy!
I wonder if the same technique works for other species of mammals.
Hmmm...i see this thread still hasn't improved.
well, it's a good thing you dropped in to be all judgmental and shit. It's bound to improve now!
You're such an arsehole sometimes Jimbo. You on your rags again?
Me hard at work trying to make you hard at work. :D
put a ball-peen in that hammer loop and I'm....
there.
Hmmmm...Who took that photo?
Was it on a timer...or do people do that to you a lot?
:)
just about 10 minutes ago...
We have the camera, and an internet connection. As soon as the wine kicks in, watch out
Excellent....What kind of wine is it?:D
just about 10 minutes ago...
HOT DAMN!
Ok, I could lick that from head to toe... Thanks LR.
I have my setting set to start from the most recent post. Today, I started without logging in, and reread most of this thread from the beginning.
I must have missed some posts originally, because I found some surprises.
Not just the great pictures, but the commentaries were very interesting. This whole thread has a kind of Playboy channel meets Mystery Science Theater vibe.
I just wanted to give Labrat and everyone a big thumbs up.:thumbsup:
Oh, and Merc, you stop at the toe? SLACKER!:rolleyes:
boy that is a fine looking philly
just about 10 minutes ago...
Ummm... that's not your ass.
Sorry... just sayin' . :3eye:
Ummm... that's not your ass.
Sorry... just sayin' . :3eye:
:nadkick:
just about 10 minutes ago...
Schwing! Big Red is one lucky dude.
I always wondered what Lab's husband would think....Mystery Solved.....
:)
Big Red...hmmm...this all seems to fit...
lol!!
Hmmmm...Who took that photo?
Was it on a timer...or do people do that to you a lot?
:)
The only pics that Big Red took were post #81 and #337. All the rest I took of myself with the timer. Some with him present, some without. All were posted with his permission. Sry about removing the face, but he's worried I could get in trouble. ::shrug::
It was kind of fun rereading this too, up until it hit the shitter there for awhile. Hopefully now that it's back in track we'll get some new posters to show their favorite parts as well . I don't mind sharing 'my' thread. *hint* * hint* The more the merrier...:D
Well could you repost #333 but with your pants pulled off? Thanks in advance. :D
86 and 334? What that mean? What is she talking about? She is speaking in numbers I do not understand? I'm confused.
:)
The only pics that Big Red took were post #81 and #337.
each post is numbered sequentially. that number can be found at the top right of the box. i was referring to post numbers eighty one and three hundred thirty seven.
What posts? She speaking numbers again. I can only read photos.....I can't read words and numbrs....
Only read pretty pictures.....
:)
let me see if i can translate here: i think that cicero is politely requesting (demanding) more pictures of your booty and less talk referencing previous pictures of said booty.
Mr. lookbut 231 might right...
:)
I reed photo good.
we need jynx to join in the fun
i've been trying that one for a couple years now. she's all shy and stuff. something about working with kids.:right:
i think she really really wants to but LJ is a controlling jerk who wants to keep it all to himself.:D
funny thing is that the pics are on here......you just haven't found them
Hopefully now that it's back in track we'll get some new posters to show their favorite parts as well . I don't mind sharing 'my' thread. *hint* * hint* The more the merrier...
Well, since you asked so nicely. As a matter of fact, I did bring something to share for show and tell... Meet the girls:
And another one all dressed in white:
OOOHHHRRAAAA BigV and TINK !!!!
Call me Pedantic, but I only see Tink and no BigV.....
I'm the monopod holding the camera.
Ahh but WHO was running the Camera ???
I reconize the artistic eye of V !!
Oh and let me add OOOOOHHHFFFEEEENNNNNRRRRAAA !!!
One hand on the camera, one hand on the........
She has some nice shoes too:
So have we been misled by the brandname, BIGv?
(lovely jubblies btw, Mrs V.....)
watchu tawkin bout, Willis?
And another one all dressed in white:
OUTSTANDING!
you can do it ! all night long
It took me a while to notice just what Tink's shoe was standing on. OOoooohhhhh.
YEAH!!
*clap* *clap* *clap*
There aren't enough hydrolics in an 18 wheeler to give me push up like that. Yum. Thankee!!
(lovely jubblies btw, Mrs V.....)
Thanks. I like 'em so I'll keep 'em until such time as I will be able to tuck them in my pants and need to hold them down with a belt. Then we have a problem.
There aren't enough hydolics in an 18 wheeler to give me push up like that. Yum. Thankee!!
mmmm...
hydolics... way up firm 'n hy.:D
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy...
Hey Tink,
Maybe you should change your signature from this:
I am woman, hear me roar
to
I am woman, see me raw
(Which I'm quite happy to do! Either one.)
Beautiful Tink! Nice job V.
I played around with the timer/tripod while I was waiting for my bath this morning.... I might contribute later (if I got any good ones that is).
You've got 2 *great* ones...
:D
Beautiful Tink! Nice job V.
I played around with the timer/tripod while I was waiting for my bath this morning.... I might contribute later (if I got any good ones that is).
wellllll?
Thanks. I like 'em so I'll keep 'em until such time as I will be able to tuck them in my pants and need to hold them down with a belt. Then we have a problem.
They look like Charmin boobs - squeezably soft!
BTW, nice nipple, Beev.
Originally Posted by jinx
Beautiful Tink! Nice job V.
I played around with the timer/tripod while I was waiting for my bath this morning.... I might contribute later (if I got any good ones that is).
Why are you teasing us so much! please just let the girls free to be admired.
You think you get to know a guy a little, and then - surprise!
Nice pics, Tink and BigV. What an interesting couple you are.
wellllll?
Why are you teasing us so much! please just let the girls free to be admired.
I just got home!
I'm just gonna do this quick before I chicken out.... like a band-aid... ok...
OH HELL YESS !!!!!!
Sweet !!!
Nice pic Jinx. Very sexy.
Awesome shots! Makes me want to share some.
Jinx, what a knock out body! Thanks.
I just stepped on my tongue. Ouch.
Wow. The placement of the hair is a nice touch.
No...Jesus Christ did not have such lovely...everything.
BTW, Jinx...who'd you pay to birth them babies for you?
It's the long dark hair, almost hiding the shapely tit, that does it for me. [COLOR="White"]. . .[/COLOR] Damn, jimbone.
Awesome shots! Makes me want to share some.
It's a free for all!
:blush:
Thanks you guys, srsly.
That is some hot, hot, hotness. SRSLY
Wow, jinx, that's awesome! Makes me want to see more! It's
Kohler isn't it?
wow. damn. i mean...justwowdamn.
[SIZE="1"]so UT, 15 + years ago did you ever envision such beauty filling the pages of the cellar? i mean, seriously, look at these ladies.[/SIZE]
I second (third?) the appreciation of the artistic hair display. Very well done!
Also, the stonework in your bathroom is way cool.
holyfuckingshit.
the ones that she won't post......
holyfuckingshit.
holyfuckingshit.
the ones that she won't post......
holyfuckingshit.
Post them.
Post them NOW!
Hahahaha! Jim you're such a tease!
art is bad, mmmmkay?
YES!
BTW, Art is an OK guy...
That is an absolutely gorgeous picture jinx. Well, both, but the first one is especially gorgeous.
I used to think maybe I was bringing the Cellar to a bad place, by posting the NSFW pictures...but just, wow. I am so glad I did. Thank you.
I envy you, Jim.
hey computer people? how expensive is it to replace a keyboard? my jaw just broke mine.
Great pics, Jinx! But now I don't buy that you birthed kids.
Wow Jinx Very Very Nice! THANK YOU
I NOW HAVE TO GO SPEND 5 MINUTES IN BATHROOM DRYING THE DRUELL OF MY SHIRT!
Lord, Jinx.
Your family really are The Incredibles aren't you? Women only have bodies like that in comic books or the covers of lurid fantasy novels surely?
BTW - aren't we straying a bit here?
Labrat? Arse?
Not that I have an issue, but anyone who wants to find Jinx in future might not check this thread.
We could always change the title from "Labrat's" to "Hot Cellarite" or "MILF". . .
I'm sure if footfootfoot saw the improvements, he would definately approve!
Maybe he would even come back.
EGGGGGSALANT Jinx !!!!!
I heard from Foot not long ago , he said he is coming back !!
So Jim, if Jinx is as hot as she looks, what are you doing spending all of your free time posting messages to us :typing: instead of spending quality time :doit: at home?
well...as strange as it seems...you really can't spend ALL of your time shagging. I mean..I go through phases where I try...but .....welll...you don't want to develop calluses, ya know?
I bought some of that for one of our salesmanagers this summer. I saw it in the tractor supply store where I bought our trailer, and it reminded me of him crying about getting 'swamp ass' from running around the showroom with his cape on. He loved it.
well...as strange as it seems...you really can't spend ALL of your time shagging. I mean..I go through phases where I try...but .....welll...you don't want to develop calluses, ya know?
Or bruises. Hmm BigV? I think I need an appt with the tummy tuck dude after seeing those pics. You lucky wench Jinx! Congrats on keeping your form!
I have to say....she works her little ass off at it. I tell her I'm impressed with her all the time...but sometimes you really need to shout it from the roof to be heard. I seriously do feel lucky. 4reals.
that said....
tink.....I'd wreck that. Ducks.....I'd hurt your feelings. Labrat....I'd ruin you for the rest of mankind. BigV...I'd make you burn the toast.
Why would you hurt my feelings?
Wow! I think I need to increase my workout. If I could get a centerfold bod like that I'd retire.
Wow... just, wow... Labrat and jinx, you are some seriously hot ladies! I am so jealous! ;) All the working out is paying off, that is for sure. :blush:
The pink picture of Jinx makes me think of Demi Moore for some reason...except Jinx is lots hotter.
I am soooo glad I clicked on this thread today.
Me too - the ego boost is unreal :D Thanks again y'all, you're too nice.
Iggy, good to see you! I think it's your turn...
yeah..i get a whoooole 'nother kinda boost out of this thread.....nudge nudge
Me too - the ego boost is unreal :D Thanks again y'all, you're too nice.
Iggy, good to see you! I think it's your turn...
It's not our fault you are smoking hot. Now get out there and take some more pics! [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]naked[/COLOR]
yeah..i get a whoooole 'nother kinda boost out of this thread.....nudge nudge
After the kids get a little older, you should consider...expanding...your lifestyle.
I offer my consultancy free of charge in this area.
Wow. I'll add those to my list of mental pics under the heading Women I wish I looked Like.
I didn't permission to return the favor of posting an nsfw image of Case, but I did get permission to post these. :D
Enjoy
I didn't think I could like case any more than I already do. Turns out, I sure can . . . :yum:
very nice very nice.
the slippery slope has been stepped upon. enjoy the ride.
Case you hottie.
Now dye your damned hair ;)
:blush:
Thank you for your kind comments, you guys.
Yes, SG, I gotta dye the hair!
case, stop being perfect, will ya! :) Your kitchen even looks uberclean. Couldn't you be like a talented, pretty, friendly woman but be a slob or something? ;)
don't worry....she farts in her sleep. It's a real problem.
I do, actually. And the kitchen was only clean because mac_tire "worked from home" yesterday. I was cleaning my paintbrushes. So, yes, I am a slob, but you wouldn't know it, because I live with uber-clean mac_tire.
I already imagined what her butt looked like and I got it right. Pllllbtt.
Oh wait, wtf am I bragging about again?
:D
Yikies...beautiful face, beautiful...not face. And talent, too.
Mac, yer a lucky man, me lad.
Woohoo case! Shake it :thumb:
I do, actually. And the kitchen was only clean because mac_tire "worked from home" yesterday. I was cleaning my paintbrushes. So, yes, I am a slob, but you wouldn't know it, because I live with uber-clean mac_tire.
And she's sweet and honest. ;-)
Well..not completely honest...because she isn't a slob...i'm just an uber-clean freak when at all possible.
Yikies...beautiful face, beautiful...not face. And talent, too.
Mac, yer a lucky man, me lad.
I agree wholeheartedly :)
i'm just an uber-clean freak when at all possible.
Oh god.... that is soooo hot...:drool:
I want a mac_tire for Christmas, dammit!! :drool:
yeah...me too. I live with three grots. I'd give just about anything (including the three slobs) for one clean freak.
the slippery slope has been stepped upon.
Oh, is that what you kids call it these days! :angel:
(Very nice case!)
Oh god.... that is soooo hot...:drool:
I cook, clean, fold laundry, mow, write, record and perform music, and am highly skilled at doing wonderful things with my tongue.
How hot is that, me lassie?
Well, you had ME at cooks, cleans, and does laundry. :D
Fine...but what's in it for me? My domesticity returns some pretty substantial benefits around here, you know.
How hot is that, me lassie?
Sounds pretty darn hot to me... but we better see a picture just to make sure. How about one of you scrubbing the kitchen? Or even, if you dare.....
folding laundry :gasp:!
Damm, Case is hot! There are a bunch of hotties asses on here.
Sounds pretty darn hot to me... but we better see a picture just to make sure. How about one of you scrubbing the kitchen? Or even, if you dare..... folding laundry :gasp:!
I am soooo tempted. I usually do housework in my undies while wearing a do-rag. Sure you can handle that?
Ohhh, hey 'spode....TWINS!!!
I do housework in my undies and a do-rag, too.
Just ask my secretary who popped in whilst I was vacuuming the other day.
Sure you can handle that?
I can't believe you even had to ask.
Ohhh, hey 'spode....TWINS!!!
I do housework in my undies and a do-rag, too.
Just ask my secretary who popped in whilst I was vacuuming the other day.
Now *you* I would swap pictures with. It would be soooo worth it.
Of course, I have been very appreciative of Jinx' efforts lately as well. What to do, what to do.
I had a do rag on a little while ago, but I wasn't cleaning house so much as I was swinging a really nice custom made, suede lash flail across my wife's lovely round bottom in time with some electronica on the cable music channel.
Have I mentioned lately that, despite poverty, I have a great life?
WTF is a do-rag?
I do my cleaning in a vest and knickers.
Despite getting fitter I still get ever so hot when cleaning, and drip sweat over everything if I'm not careful. Therefore I clean when HM is out.
He has the house a little warm for my tastes, but I'm sure I'll appreciate it more as I lose weight. Am currently sat under an open window in my underwear - yes, he's out!
I love that turtleneck with the tropical background. Great examples, monster. Where do you ever find this stuff?
And the number one hit for Ddiolcha Celi Dwi mo Cymraeg is? You got it.
"mac_tire_daingean
This message has been deleted by mac_tire_daingean."
because apparently i am a dork and was click happy thinking about the latest house cleaning attire- "doondies' while at work.
I love that turtleneck with the tropical background. Great examples, monster. Where do you ever find this stuff?
google image search.
I call fake hair on the polo neck on the beach
But thanks for the explanation monster :)
I am soooo tempted. I usually do housework in my undies while wearing a do-rag. Sure you can handle that?
Ohhh, hey 'spode....TWINS!!!
I do housework in my undies and a do-rag, too.
Just ask my secretary who popped in whilst I was vacuuming the other day.
I do my cleaning in a vest and knickers.
Despite getting fitter I still get ever so hot when cleaning, and drip sweat over everything if I'm not careful. Therefore I clean when HM is out.
I always thought the letters to that magazine were made up....
Nothing to report from the ass front (oxymoron).
that's means no report from the front bottom (americam military intelligence) right?
Yea...
What would be a perfect gift for cellarites on Valentine's Day I wonder?
No pressure...this means you Lab...
;)
