Who is ready for some strange?

lumberjim • Nov 9, 2006 9:49 pm
I told my wife i was, and she told me that if i was an inch or two longer, i could get some right at home!

:rimshot:
Cicero • Nov 9, 2006 10:25 pm
Imagine that......
morethanpretty • Nov 10, 2006 12:25 am
i like your wife.
yesman065 • Nov 10, 2006 8:27 am
Not me - I get more than enough. Aside from that she'd kick my ass.
SeleneRati • Nov 10, 2006 11:18 am
Strange is good, Weird is fun, Unusual peaks my interest....where are you going with this thread?
Elspode • Nov 10, 2006 11:19 am
lumberjim wrote:
I told my wife i was, and she told me that if i was an inch or two longer, i could get some right at home!

Ouch. I'd be willing to bet that getting any outside the home might well result in a couple of more inches being removed. That wife of yours is no shrinking violet (hi, Jinx! Said that with all respect!) :D
lumberjim • Nov 10, 2006 11:26 am
'sa clone thread. i guess i should clarify for those literal interpreter512's of the world.
Shawnee123 • Nov 10, 2006 11:57 am
Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."
:p
Elspode • Nov 10, 2006 12:50 pm
Surely you jest. A cute thing like you? You need to lower your standards and/morals for awhile.
BigV • Nov 10, 2006 3:03 pm
been strange so long it looked like normal to me.
DucksNuts • Nov 10, 2006 3:22 pm
Shawnee - I think you and I both need to hit the town together, I'm in the same boat!!
yesman065 • Nov 10, 2006 3:24 pm
Come on over to MY town Ducks ;)
busterb • Nov 10, 2006 3:36 pm
At my age, it's all strange.
yesman065 • Nov 10, 2006 4:04 pm
Oh and bring Shawnee with you - Hell Get Ali too. If I'm gonna get my ass kicked for it - I might as well go all-freakin-out for it.
Shawnee123 • Nov 11, 2006 2:11 pm
Sounds great! Packing today, moving tomorrow...then it's single life again for me.

Actually, I'm not a clubber or anything. My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

Let me know when you're in Ohio.

(and GO BUCKS!!!)
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 11, 2006 4:45 pm
Shawnee123 wrote:
My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

You let it hang out while we're drinking, talking and laughing, and you're getting fondled..... that's a promise. ;)
farfromhome • Nov 11, 2006 10:58 pm
[QUOTE]Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."

Thats great. Made me laugh.
DucksNuts • Nov 12, 2006 1:59 am
Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???
Elspode • Nov 12, 2006 11:37 am
One word...Viagra.
DucksNuts • Nov 12, 2006 9:01 pm
OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2006 9:22 pm
What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ?


It stays dark all night long.

What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

You can fall asleep with a light on.
zippyt • Nov 12, 2006 9:52 pm
You can fall asleep with a light on.

But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!! ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 13, 2006 12:44 am
DucksNuts wrote:
OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??
It makes nothing. It allows the natural effect of stimulus on the brain (boobies) to trigger an erection where the physical apparatus is struggling for whatever reason. You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.
It also allows faster recovery after orgasm through not only the chemical action but the reinforced confidence of just having had success.


And it keeps you from rolling out of bed.:lol:
DucksNuts • Nov 13, 2006 3:30 am
Ohh thanks Brucie :D

I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.
yesman065 • Nov 13, 2006 8:55 am
DucksNuts wrote:
Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???


3 on 1 - hmmmm that oughtta even the odds up a little for ya ;)

Even if I'm in trouble I have a lot of brother cellarites in Philly that I'm sure would help out - if need be.
Sundae • Nov 13, 2006 1:13 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
It makes nothing... You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.

This man begs to differ.
In summary, I think the Viagra people should update their claim that "VIAGRA helps a man with erectile dysfunction get an erection only when he is sexually excited." They should add, "...but anything will get him sexually excited, including the Holy Word of God."

So there you have it. If it's true that "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven," then I must be the best Christian in the world. After church, I met up with my wife, who looked at my puffy, reddened face and said, "You're swollen."

"You don't know the half of it," I said.

Later, however, she would not only know the half of it, but four and a half of it.

Although do follow the link - as it made me snort with laughter when I read it.

DucksNuts wrote:
Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit - you girls are out on the town? You're not leaving me out for heaven's sake.

Was out with the girls on Friday night - the brief was to pull a monster face for the camera. Turns out I was the only one who had no shame. And the only one on Stella - wonder if that was a coincidence.

This is strange, but I doubt if anyone wants some!
Elspode • Nov 13, 2006 1:18 pm
Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra *before going to church*? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line.

Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with *that* thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though.
Sundae • Nov 13, 2006 1:20 pm
It was an experiment he was documenting for his website - i.e. I'll take Viagra in the least stimulating place possible just to see if it has any effect.

Honestly, it's worth a read.
Undertoad • Nov 13, 2006 2:04 pm
Image

Now be honest, you were merely trying to recreate this photo.

(Absolutely no offense that I immediately thought of Supergrass when I saw the three shot, although S-Grass has matured to a four-piece act.)
Sundae • Nov 13, 2006 2:34 pm
Looking at the chins as I attempt a Gumby/ Cardassian hybrid I can sadly assure you that we are a four piece act also....
footfootfoot • Nov 13, 2006 9:33 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit...


2 Aussies, a Yank and a Brit walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says"
"Is this some sort of joke?":D
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 13, 2006 9:48 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
It was an experiment he was documenting for his website - i.e. I'll take Viagra in the least stimulating place possible just to see if it has any effect.

Honestly, it's worth a read.
I had seen that. He was stimulated by the experiment, his brain was thinking of nothing else but naughty bits and their use.
If suddenly the church caught fire, I sure he'd lose his woody......unless he's a pyromaniac.
If he left the church with his family and got mugged, I'd bet he'd lose it too.
Remember the biggest sex organ he has, is his brain. :D
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 5:07 am
Any additional information you'd like to share?....I once masturbated into a grapefruit



bmuahahahaha
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 5:21 am
Shawnee123 wrote:
Sounds great! Packing today, moving tomorrow...then it's single life again for me.

Actually, I'm not a clubber or anything. My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

Let me know when you're in Ohio.

(and GO BUCKS!!!)



That's what my single life used to consist of!
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 5:22 am
what's funny about 2 aussies, 1 yank and a brit?
Spexxvet • Nov 14, 2006 9:42 am
Shawnee123 wrote:
Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."
:p

Same here :mad:
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 10:49 am
While I've been gone I see that an entire re-orgynization has gone on! Way to go...knew you folks wouldn't let me down!

Successfully moved over the weekend. I love my new place. Also, the cable company has yet to turn off the previous owner's cable so I am free cable woman. It's just basic cable, so no porn. :mad:

So busy at work, I hope to slowly catch up on the posts I've missed; anything exciting happen? Are everyone's currently existing limbs intact? Anyone get beheaded? Anyone get a really good verbal lashing? :worried:
footfootfoot • Nov 14, 2006 5:46 pm
Aliantha wrote:
what's funny about 2 aussies, 1 yank and a brit?


Over here we have a genre of jokes that begin:
"A blank a blank and a blank walk into a bar..."

So...
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 6:43 pm
I don't think you yanks have the patent on that joke format foot. ;)

btw....nice signature!
footfootfoot • Nov 14, 2006 9:50 pm
It's pending...
Thanks, I thought you might like the sig