Sexual History: Fact or Fiction?

Flint • Nov 9, 2006 3:51 pm
Since before the dawn of time, man, or something like him, has yearned for answers to questions about things. Who amongst ye may stand up and declare: Lo! The cometh of the questionings dost befoul mine ears! Yes, this is also true as a palindrome. Ask Sherman Williams. Does it tickle your fancy to quest towards thine own great big see-saw in the sky of yesterday, tommorow, and all the times to come? He who quests thusly is rewarded according to his own dingleberry. You see, but you do not see. Ask and ye shall forget. Declare and ye shall truly never remember that which is destined in the stars.
Shawnee123 • Nov 9, 2006 4:00 pm
Yes, a thousand times yes!

Though I behold great sorrow in the circuitry fabric of incandescent illuminators I also hold much hope for the continuing characterization of the many who have come before me. Nay, the thousands who kneel before the regency must have a voice given to the masses that have tread upon this earth.

Or not.
Sheldonrs • Nov 9, 2006 4:08 pm
er....um....ahh......


ZOINK!

:worried:
Iggy • Nov 9, 2006 4:32 pm
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Trilby • Nov 9, 2006 4:53 pm
Are you guys drinking?
Shawnee123 • Nov 9, 2006 4:57 pm
Brianna wrote:
Are you guys drinking?


:lol:

Not for five more minutes (this is in keeping with the liver of a god regulation)
BigV • Nov 9, 2006 6:24 pm
Sexual History: Fact or Fiction?
Yes, both. It is fact that it is a fiction, and it is fiction that it is a fact.
Elspode • Nov 9, 2006 8:18 pm
da da da da da da da da...Batdance!
DucksNuts • Nov 9, 2006 8:19 pm
Can someone share the crack please?
bluecuracao • Nov 9, 2006 8:23 pm
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=285895&postcount=204
DucksNuts • Nov 9, 2006 9:29 pm
muahahah smartarse bluecuracao
Ibby • Nov 9, 2006 9:34 pm
AMAZING, someone even more rational and intelligent than bmwmcaw!
Flint • Nov 10, 2006 3:48 pm
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Spexxvet • Nov 10, 2006 8:05 pm
Vibra-slap sounds dirty. She said "lick my vibra-slap, big boy".
Flint • Nov 10, 2006 8:11 pm
You'd know exactly what it was if you heard it. That little wooden box has a metal thingee inside it that goes back and forth, hitting both sides in rapid succession, and diminishing volume as the vibration of the whole device decreases. Sounds similar a rattlesnake. You hear it at the beginning of slinky jazz-funk grooves, usually it marks the "1" of the beat. [COLOR="White"]>>>>>>>[/COLOR] How's that for thread drift?
Ibby • Nov 10, 2006 10:04 pm
I've PLAYED vibraslap with Tally Hall!


Think Crazy Train.
zippyt • Nov 10, 2006 10:14 pm
Ib , at your age you have Probley played "vibraslap" with Most EVERY THING !!!!
Griff • Nov 11, 2006 3:40 pm
*rimshot*:)
cowhead • Nov 12, 2006 12:42 pm
is there a point to all of this? I still carry a towel with me at almost all times (for the record)
Flint • Nov 12, 2006 10:27 pm
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Flint • Nov 13, 2006 3:44 pm
IT'S A FUCKING BATMAN GUN THAT YOU REFILL IN THE ASS AND TRIGGER WITH THE WEINER! COME ON, PEOPLE, THAT'S COMEDY GOLD!
glatt • Nov 13, 2006 3:55 pm
I snickered quietly to myself when I saw the image. I think I'd seen it somewhere before, but it is remarkable. But what can you post in response to that?

Oh, wait...



OMFG!!!!!

Is that better? ;)
Elspode • Nov 13, 2006 3:57 pm
The best part of it is that, in profile, it actually looks like Adam West.
Sundae • Nov 13, 2006 4:01 pm
Is that supposed to make me feel better when he squirts in my face?
rkzenrage • Nov 13, 2006 4:01 pm
Image
Elspode • Nov 13, 2006 4:48 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
Is that supposed to make me feel better when he squirts in my face?

I'm not sure...how do you feel when a non-celebrity does that?
rkzenrage • Nov 13, 2006 4:49 pm
If one lies about their sexual history, one gets what they deserve when they are found out... as with all lies.
DucksNuts • Nov 13, 2006 5:11 pm
I chuckled too, but would you have been satisfied with a *lol* Flint?
Flint • Nov 13, 2006 5:13 pm
I don't know... I thought it warranted some choice one-liners, but I was leaving it to y'all to some up with them.
JayMcGee • Nov 13, 2006 7:22 pm
That bat-plug seems a sensible idea..... the one thing all bats fear is diarrhea
DucksNuts • Nov 13, 2006 8:58 pm
ohh coz of the whole hanging upside down thing?
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 11:03 am
"TWO THUMBS UP -- Buttman!"
--Ebert and Roeper
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 11:35 am
Flint wrote:
COME ON, PEOPLE, THAT'S COMEDY GOLD!


As was my response...:rolleyes:
Sundae • Nov 14, 2006 12:01 pm
Shawnee123 wrote:
As was my response...:rolleyes:

And mine.
Flint has us on Ignore I reckon.
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 12:13 pm
Why? We're so...so...damn funny!

See if I stalk him anymore. :mad:
Sundae • Nov 14, 2006 12:42 pm
I forgave him his bollards, but if he ignores me being sprayed int he face then it's over.

His invite to the "4 women enter a bar" night is looking decidedly iffy.
Flint • Nov 14, 2006 12:47 pm
Damn, y'all, some people are at work here! [SteveMartin] Excuuuse me! [/SteveMartin]
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 1:34 pm
Flint wrote:
Damn, y'all, some people are at work here! [SteveMartin] Excuuuse me! [/SteveMartin]



Fine...I'll continue with the stalking for now, but you need to watch your step, Mister Man. :eyebrow:
Flint • Nov 14, 2006 1:35 pm
Or else what? You'll...uhhh...post pictures of your butt and boobies? Okay, then. I dare you!
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 1:37 pm
Good try. I wasn't born yesterday. I wasn't even reborn yesterday.
Flint • Nov 14, 2006 1:40 pm
bawk! bawk! bawk!
Sundae • Nov 14, 2006 1:50 pm
I'm officially working too.... Except I'm really waiting for the damn woman behind me to leave so I can start looking for free software to edit some video clips I shot today.

The irony is it's possible she's wondering why I'm still here too, hoping to do something personal out of work hours!

Can't offer you any butt or boobies today - I was taking videos of my city to show y'all what Merrie Olde Englande looks like on a rainy day in November.
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 2:07 pm
Flint wrote:
bawk! bawk! bawk!



OMG I am so influenced by peer pressure. OK OK, I'll post boobies, butts, pookies, full frontal, backal, and sidal nudity. I will bare my everlasting soul to avoid being "bawked" at! :rolleyes:
Flint • Nov 14, 2006 2:10 pm
Shawnee123 wrote:
...full frontal, backal, and sidal nudity...
I like those sort of twisting 3/4 shots, too.
Sundae • Nov 14, 2006 2:25 pm
No pookies please. I don't know what they are but they sound sinister.

And if you must show your lady garden, please trim the bush first.
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 3:08 pm
Totally resisting a TMI :eek:
Spexxvet • Nov 14, 2006 3:11 pm
Shaved?
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 3:14 pm
Adam West!
yesman065 • Nov 14, 2006 3:36 pm
Oh my!! !! Shawnee - have you gotten your Aussie counterparts to agree on when you are all comin over??
Elspode • Nov 14, 2006 3:37 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
Can't offer you any butt or boobies today - I was taking videos of my city to show y'all what Merrie Olde Englande looks like on a rainy day in November.

You know what makes videos of a cold, rainy Merrye Olde English November daye? Butt and boobies. Lots and lots of butts and boobies. Yours, or someone else's.

Travelogues are always the most interesting when the streakers run through the frame, you know.
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 3:44 pm
Travelogues are always the most interesting when the streakers run through the frame, you know.

Like this?
Flint • Nov 14, 2006 4:16 pm
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Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2006 4:22 pm
Heeehee..well, it is your thread!
:bolt:
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 7:38 pm
Adam West?? huh?

ejumacate the australian please
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 7:39 pm
shawnee - just get ya nawgs out already!!!
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 7:40 pm
Batman! nana nana nana nana BATMAN!
Elspode • Nov 14, 2006 8:04 pm
DucksNuts wrote:
Adam West?? huh?

ejumacate the australian please

The original TV live action Batman, along with Burt Ward as Robin. Batman, as realized in the 60's television version, was campy in the extreme, and not at all true to the more accurate and dark portrayals that have been brought to life by animated series, and subsequent films...although a couple of those films mined the schlock history (think George Clooney...egad).

Batman the TV series was related to the Detective Comics version of Batman in much the same way that Roger Moore's James Bond was related to the original novels.
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 9:34 pm
:blush: I thought it was some kind of waxing that I wasnt aware of

I was thinking... nope, hadnt heard *can I interest you in a adam west today?* , whilst my waxer chickie babe had me on the table
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 9:38 pm
a Bat wax? lol
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 10:40 pm
that sounds more painful than a brazilian
footfootfoot • Nov 14, 2006 10:50 pm
How many is a brazillian?
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 10:52 pm
Lots and lots. Just ask George.
BigV • Nov 15, 2006 10:56 am
footfootfoot wrote:
How many is a brazillian?

I love that joke.
Flint • Dec 11, 2006 12:27 pm
dar512 wrote:
As I see it, the treadmill is a metaphor for the course of life which we all must run. The airplane wings are humor which give everyone a lift. The engines are your determination and energy. All these factors interact together just as in life.

So, as you can clearly see, the correct answer is 42.