Are you a dudley...

Aliantha • Nov 5, 2006 10:41 pm
...or a studley?

Come on fellas, 'fess up. Tell us all about your winning ways with the ladies. How exactly would you impress a lady?
lumberjim • Nov 6, 2006 12:09 am
confidence is sexy. if you want to be 'impressive' in the bedroom, you'll fail at it. let go your internal eye. focus on your lover, do what YOU want to do. do not think about what your lover sees or thinks of you. respond to their actions, of course, but ultimately, you are there to please yourself. be honest with yourself about that. if you think you can satisfy a woman with some secret technique that you'll learn or discover one day, you're wrong. it's in your own intensity of desire.

that said, you CAN get better with a partner, of course. practice makes perfect.
Aliantha • Nov 6, 2006 12:47 am
Wow...so many studleys and so few dudleys. Must be some lucky women attached to the men from the cellar!
BigV • Nov 6, 2006 10:38 am
happy now?
SteveDallas • Nov 6, 2006 12:29 pm
lumberjim wrote:
let go your internal eye. focus on your lover, do what YOU want to do. do not think about what your lover sees or thinks of you.

So what you're saying is . . .

"Be the ball"

?
lumberjim • Nov 6, 2006 1:08 pm
that's close ;)
Elspode • Nov 6, 2006 2:35 pm
I've been told (by women) that it is far more important for a guy to convey an intense desire to have the woman than to actually deliver the goods in some spectacular fashion. I believe that this is true...at first. However, once you've nabbed the babe for keeps, doing a half-assed job, no matter how enthusiastically, is probably going to wear thin.
Aliantha • Nov 6, 2006 7:05 pm
Ooooh...the tables have turned. More dudley's than studley's! And quite a number of virgins too!!!
capnhowdy • Nov 6, 2006 8:54 pm
SteveDallas wrote:
So what you're saying is . . .

"Be the ball"

?


I think what he's saying is...

"Be the balls".
footfootfoot • Nov 6, 2006 9:33 pm
Nell, is that you?
lookout123 • Nov 11, 2006 11:51 pm
i'm a virgin. i hope to one day find out what this s e x thing is you are always talking about and what makes it so damn important anyway?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2006 11:44 pm
You mean one hand doesn't know what the other hand's doing?;)
fargon • Nov 14, 2006 5:40 am
I have more talent in my, lip's, and tongue, than most men have in their whole bodies.
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 5:44 am
OMG!!!
fargon • Nov 14, 2006 7:32 am
The Lady Keryx is the center of my universe. I am desperately in love with her.
Sorry gurls im married.
Spexxvet • Nov 14, 2006 9:36 am
fargon wrote:
I have more talent in my, lip's, and tongue, than most men have in their whole bodies.

Oh yeah? Well, I have more talent in my whole body than you have in your ....lips....and....tongue! So there! I use my fingers and toes, and my nose, and breath - yeah, even my breath! I have many, many resources at my disposal. Sometimes I don't even use my body - I use battery operated appliances! I HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE SEX BETTER! And then there's the things I do with my wife.......:p

BTW - I'm Spudley.
SeleneRati • Nov 14, 2006 10:53 am
Spexxvet wrote:

BTW - I'm Spudley.


Ooooo...a potato man.:D
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 5:23 pm
OMG OMG!!!
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 7:31 pm
I'm so moving
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 7:32 pm
Where are you moving to?
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 7:49 pm
over that way...grass is always greener and all that shit
rkzenrage • Nov 14, 2006 7:54 pm
Dudly.
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 8:05 pm
Well there's no green grass in this dust bowl at the moment. :(
DucksNuts • Nov 14, 2006 9:28 pm
Its pissing here at the moment :D
Aliantha • Nov 14, 2006 9:32 pm
There are severe thunderstorms predicted here for this arvy. According to bom they're on the way! I'll get to find out if my plumbing on the tank is going to hold or not!!!