Sex History DOES Matter!

i think a person's sexual history does matter ( a reversal of what I said before) because you might get stuck with someone who is a known dud and then what?

Do you have to scramble eggs for this person, or what?

Well you don't want to be stuck with a dudley for the rest of your life do you?

If this situation does arise however, I'd suggest intensive re-training. ;)

Just make sure your muppetometer is working.

What is a muppetometer?

Are you suggesting that I am having sex with Muppets?*





























*and. So what if I was?*

LoL. Muppet love!!!!

Where I am from, 'Muppet' refers to someone who....isn't quite right. A bit of a plank.....not quite got the hang of being a grown-up; never got the hang of being a kid.

Who , ME ??

hahahahahah.

DanaC wrote:

Where I am from, 'Muppet' refers to someone who....isn't quite right. A bit of a plank.....not quite got the hang of being a grown-up; never got the hang of being a kid.

Ah! My nephew!

LoL. There's one in every family.

Aliantha wrote:

Well you don't want to be stuck with a dudley for the rest of your life do you?

If this situation does arise however, I'd suggest intensive re-training. ;)

This is why I am a BIG (no no, size does matter) advocate of sex before marriage.

I am happy to do some of the re-training or fine tuning, but I would like there to be some kind of natural talent to begin with.

Is the barr too high????

Maybe...but I can see your point.

Yup, it's just like natural beauty. If they're fixable with just a nose job and some lipo then keep'em. If you'd need to start rebuilding from the ground up you'd do better to sink the resources in a new S.O. altogether :thumb::biggrinje

But if you do it that way, who will save all the dudleys out there?

the dudleys can pair up together?

Geez...next they'll be wanting to get married!

I wonder if two dudleys make a studley?

two dudleys make a very boring threesum. ;)

yabbut - I mean, like if they [COLOR="Silver"]breed[/COLOR] n stuff??

How would you define a dudley tho? Are they a person who has had a considerable amount (not necessarily alot but enough) of experience with sex, and still just don't get it? Or do you include anyone who isn't "good" at sex, even if they are yet unexperienced or out of practice for some reason?