sex theme park

what is sex theme park for? is it an informative to the public or just an erotic place.:)

I'm pretty sure it's an erotic place. A place where the rollercoaster is shaped like a giant wang.

Why do you ask? have you been invited to one?

Brianna wrote:

I'm pretty sure it's an erotic place. A place where the rollercoaster is shaped like a giant wang.

Why do you ask? have you been invited to one?

no,i am not invited, but i was interested to know about this park as i have not found any sites regarding this theme park.

shweety wrote:

no,i am not invited, but i was interested to know about this park as i have not found any sites regarding this theme park.

How do you know it exists?

If it did not exist, we would have to invent it.

I wanna' go!!!

I think it's in Beaver, Pa

As long as it's not in Hershey.

I think its in Paradise, PA. Just down the road from Intercourse. (both of which really exist)

I know that but haven't got passed Blue Ball. :redface:

I'm stuck with Bird-in-Hand, PA

Spexxvet wrote:

I'm stuck with Bird-in-Hand, PA

Let me guess. A wood pecker.:eyebrow:

A card you get when you check into your room... comes with a complimentary sample.

I'll lay 8 to 5 he's holding the book upside down. :lol:

I can't tell if the woman in the wedding dress in the nightstand picture is the woman holding the KY.

Anyways, who said it was bad?

Everyone should have a sex theme park in their own home.

From the facial expressions, it appears she's pitching.

By the way, wasn't this going to be spam of some kind? Where's my spam?

rkzenrage wrote:

A card you get when you check into your room... comes with a complimentary sample.

I can almost believe that is a real advertisement.

It would be for astroglide.

richlevy wrote:

I can almost believe that is a real advertisement.

It is, except for the tagline at the bottom. KY has had a pretty active ad campaign recently for their new lubricant "personal mist" spray.

rkzenrage wrote:

A card you get when you check into your room... comes with a complimentary sample.

I have it on good authority that thou shalt not utilize KY Warming Gel for anything other than straight vanilla sex.

Seems that if it comes into contact with an orifice that does is not entirely lined with a nice mucous membrane it causes intolerable pain and burning sensations. Worse than the post jalapenos and atomic hotwings crap pain.

wolf wrote:

I have it on good authority that thou shalt not utilize KY Warming Gel for anything other than straight vanilla sex.

Oh God. You're right (I've, uhhh, heard...) They should put that right on the package in [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]big red letters[/SIZE][/COLOR], in fact.

Well when the nerve endings are exposed because of the rupturing, it creates a very nice little doorway for the 'tiger balm' like substance to enter though. Not very pleasant at all! Not that I'd know of course. Just ordinary everyday personal lubricant next to my bed. ;)