October 27, 2006: Hippo eats pumpkin

Undertoad • Oct 27, 2006 11:11 am
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xoB sends along this WaPo image to continue the pumpkin theme on Friday. We've had a lot of these beasts on IotD, but this one is still mind-boggling, to see "Cuddles" (her actual name), 43 years old at the San Francisco Zoo, opening that massive maw and chomping down on an entire large-size pumpkin. Imagine what damage she could do.

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I was recently reminded of the much-hated Jar Jar Binks character, and I was thinking, what sort of animal would evolve to have eyes protruding out like that? It's not a good placement, if you don't want to go blind the first time you accidentally trip. It would have to be a predatory beast that spent most of its time partly submerged, so the eyes could spot things above water while the body stayed below for cover. Jar Jar's race is supposed to have evolved under water, so perhaps some thought has been put into his design beyond childish comic relief.
Sheldonrs • Oct 27, 2006 11:14 am
This reminds me of every family dinner I ever went to.
ladyangevil • Oct 27, 2006 11:56 am
lol

i love/hate that character.

yeap.maybe he comes from the crocodile family.lol.
glatt • Oct 27, 2006 12:13 pm
Sheldonrs wrote:
This reminds me of every family dinner I ever went to.


The eating style or the fine conversation about Jar Jar's heritage?
milkfish • Oct 27, 2006 2:02 pm
Slugs have protruding eyes and aren't submersed predatory beasts, whatever else you may say about them.
axlrosen • Oct 27, 2006 2:16 pm
This just proves my theory, that hippos are a cross between Jar Jar Binks and Austin Powers.

So, do is not look to anyone else like that hippo is just about to choke? Anyone know the hippo Heimlich?
Sheldonrs • Oct 27, 2006 2:58 pm
glatt wrote:
The eating style or the fine conversation about Jar Jar's heritage?


Both. I grew up in NJ.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 27, 2006 4:11 pm
I don't think the hippo will choke....that pumpkin is in the "crush zone"....and there is plenty of water to wash it down.

Slugs don't trip, either.:D

I wonder what the two lower teeth that stick straight out are for? Digging?
Flint • Oct 27, 2006 4:16 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
I wonder what the two lower teeth that stick straight out are for?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 27, 2006 4:21 pm
Don't be silly, Hippos don't eat pallets. :lol:
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 27, 2006 4:26 pm
OK, they're supposed to be pointed. So they're for stabbing.....and keeping the line moving. ;)
SPUCK • Oct 28, 2006 5:34 am
wonder what the two lower teeth that stick straight out are for? Digging?


I agree. I have often wondered what most the teeth in a Hippo's mouth are for. They are just so random. Like sticks stuck into a mud bank.

At night they come out of the crap soup they sit in all day and graze like cows. But what do the graze with??!
Trilby • Oct 28, 2006 9:03 am
Hippos need dentists.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 28, 2006 10:17 am
SPUCK wrote:
At night they come out of the crap soup they sit in all day and graze like cows. But what do the graze with??!
Impunity?:lol:
YellowBolt • Oct 28, 2006 10:38 pm
I would have been more impressed by "Pumpkin eats hippo"...
SPUCK • Nov 2, 2006 4:59 am
Nice one xoxo!!! HAHAHA
mrnoodle • Nov 2, 2006 10:57 am
SPUCK wrote:
Nice one xoxo!!! HAHAHA

I came in here to say that. I lol'ed.