Dom/sub

Jaden • Oct 25, 2006 10:55 pm
Hi
Im really new to this, im not sure what to say. but hear it goes. recently ive found out that im a sub. I guess what they call a life style sub. ide like to meet a female dom, for discussion or maybe more. I’m not into a lot of pain, mostly just control, I like to be owned. im not sure how to meet people like this... if some one has advice on what I can do, could you email me? if you have questions I can ancer them.
[email]Jaden_alucard@hotmail.com[/email]
Aliantha • Oct 25, 2006 11:31 pm
Where do you live Jayden? if you're anywhere near Australia maybe DucksNuts can help you. :)
morethanpretty • Oct 25, 2006 11:49 pm
Welcolm Jaden...and I must say you are very open about your sex style. I like being dominated and sometimes I like to dominate depends on my mood.
If you live in TX try craigslist. services. erotic. or personals.
Is the alucard in your email address perhaps the Alucard from the great anime Hellsing? If so...thats awesome! But if you're a sub you aren't very Alucard-ish.
DucksNuts • Oct 26, 2006 12:05 am
*cough*bitch*cough*
Aliantha • Oct 26, 2006 12:08 am
lol
wolf • Oct 26, 2006 2:48 am
Jaden wrote:
if some one has advice on what I can do, could you email me? if you have questions I can ancer them.


Dear Son of Dracula (didn't fool anyone in the movie, either),

I would only accept a sub who is able to spell and properly use punctuation.

Mistress wolf
Trilby • Oct 26, 2006 9:13 am
wolf wrote:
Dear Son of Dracula (didn't fool anyone in the movie, either),

I would only accept a sub who is able to spell and properly use punctuation.

Mistress wolf



hee, hee!

This doesn't strike anyone as a bit troll-ish? Like, one minute you're exchanging naughty emails and the next minute you're being buried alive in this guys back yard? Though, it is possible that I watch too much Law&Order:SVU.
SteveDallas • Oct 26, 2006 9:16 am
"Another split infitive??? That's it, no flogging for you tonight!"

(And yes, it does seem mildly troll-ish.)
Elspode • Oct 26, 2006 2:15 pm
The Cellar does seem rather an odd place to come out of the dungeon in search of a dom. I mean, there's like a zillion dom sites and profiles out there...why here?
Clodfobble • Oct 26, 2006 2:21 pm
Could be a cop looking for pedophiles.
Flint • Oct 26, 2006 2:55 pm
Jaden wrote:
...I like to be owned...
DucksNuts • Oct 26, 2006 7:29 pm
Oh my fucken god Flint!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall call you an arsehole, be pissed at your for like 5 mins, then continue to read your posts (because I suck at holding grudges) but seriously....


I'm PISSED right at this minute!!
footfootfoot • Oct 26, 2006 10:26 pm
Clodfobble wrote:
Could be a cop looking for pedophiles.


That's Ibram's job. He's never denied it when I accused him of being a fed.
glatt • Oct 26, 2006 10:29 pm
footfootfoot wrote:
That's Ibram's job. He's never denied it when I accused him of being a fed.


Yeah! You saw him try to entrap me when he asked for a place to crash in the DC area when he was running away from home. I'm too smart to fall for it though.
footfootfoot • Oct 26, 2006 11:26 pm
glatt wrote:
Yeah! You saw him try to entrap me when he asked for a place to crash in the DC area when he was running away from home. I'm too smart to fall for it though.


Good point, I missed that. But you work at a law firm, correct? We'd expect you to be on your toes.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 29, 2007 9:36 pm
Bump for Cloud
Cloud • Apr 29, 2007 9:40 pm
:smack: oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

buggers!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 29, 2007 9:53 pm
Cloud;339129 wrote:
:smack: oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

buggers!
Go ahead, I was just trying to inspire you to stop pining about the lack of sex and get posting some.
Cloud • Apr 29, 2007 9:55 pm
well, where do I put it? Home Base (snicker)? Nothingland (since I got none)? Health (it IS healthy); Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?
richlevy • Apr 29, 2007 9:55 pm
Okay, here's one.

Reporters from the National Enquirer and the Drudge Report acting on a tip burst into a hotel room and find Rosie [SIZE=-1]O'Donnell and Ann Coulter in a compromising position.

Which one is wearing the strap-on?:p:blush:


[/SIZE]
Cloud;339129 wrote:
:smack: oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?
Actually, most of the people here are pragmatists, so I would say not ribbed, but with a reservoir tip.:D

BTW, when you were talking about pierced septums awhile back, for about 2 seconds I got my body parts confused and thought you meant pierced rectums.:headshake Now I see you mentioning anal sex. Interesting.
Ibby • Apr 29, 2007 10:02 pm
WHOA, i missed this thread the first time around!


Heyyyy... I'm not a fed!
Though I'd probably look mighty sharp in an FBI suit...
Ibby • Apr 29, 2007 10:02 pm
Cloud;339144 wrote:
well, where do I put it? Home Base (snicker)? Nothingland (since I got none)? Health (it IS healthy); Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?


Hey, lets just start a sex forum!


No, wait, that's relationships.
Cloud • Apr 29, 2007 10:07 pm
richlevy;339145 wrote:
BTW, when you were talking about pierced septums awhile back, for about 2 seconds I got my body parts confused and thought you meant pierced rectums.:headshake Now I see you mentioning anal sex. Interesting.


Yay! I'm interesting! for 2 seconds! :3eye:

Yep; anal piercings are possible, barely, but rare. A guiche, on the other hand (in the perineum) is a sensitive and popular choice.
richlevy • Apr 29, 2007 10:19 pm
Cloud;339152 wrote:
Yay! I'm interesting! for 2 seconds! :3eye:

Yep; anal piercings are possible, barely, but rare. A guiche, on the other hand (in the perineum) is a sensitive and popular choice.
Okay, way too much information for me, but who knows about the rest of the Cellar.

I would imagine explaining some piercings to the people staffing the airport metal detector must be interesting.

I had to look up guiche. Thank you Wikipedia. Somehow, I don't think I would have found it in Britannica.:rolleyes:

BTW Cloud. You're interesting for a lot more than 2 seconds. Whole minutes in fact. Keep on posting.
Undertoad • Apr 29, 2007 10:21 pm
hehehehe you didn't say taint
Cloud • Apr 29, 2007 10:23 pm
Oh, the metal detector (rolls eyes). Some people vehemently maintain they set it off, and others just as vehemently say that proper body jewelry (which is non-ferrous) does not set it off.

I've never set it off going through the arches, but hand wands may get you a body search.
Cloud • Apr 29, 2007 10:25 pm
the guiche is a popular place to hand weights from.

:)

and thanks, Rich!
richlevy • Apr 29, 2007 10:27 pm
Cloud;339161 wrote:
Oh, the metal detector (rolls eyes). Some people vehemently maintain they set it off, and others just as vehemently say that proper body jewelry (which is non-ferrous) does not set it off.

I've never set it off going through the arches, but hand wands may get you a body search.
You know I saw those on sale at Circuit City a few months ago. It's too bad I didn't know that then.:p

BTW, I'd say that security arches wouldn't be secure if all they found was ferrous metals.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 30, 2007 4:44 am
Wiki says;
Although a guiche normally runs perpendicular to the direction of the penis, lateral placements are possible. A series of guiche piercings in parallel to the direction of the penis is be called a guiche ladder, and might commonly be seen as an extension of a frenum ladder.
I'm confused, wouldn't "perpendicular to the direction of the penis" and "lateral placements", be the same thing?
Spexxvet • Apr 30, 2007 8:54 am
Cloud;339129 wrote:
:smack: oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

buggers!


Cloud;339144 wrote:
well, where do I put it? Home Base (snicker)? Nothingland (since I got none)? Health (it IS healthy); Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?


First - I'll tell you where I'LL put it, baby. :doit:

Second - "Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?" Helloooo? You mentioned anal and fellatio. Am I confused or do these activities NOT cause parenting? ;)
wolf • Apr 30, 2007 10:37 am
richlevy;339165 wrote:
BTW, I'd say that security arches wouldn't be secure if all they found was ferrous metals.


It's called a magnetometer for a reason.

They aren't secure, and should be utilized in conjunction with a physical search. I have a knife (stainless steel, I'm not talking games with titanium) that I can carry through a metal detector. I usually make a point of doing so when we're training new staff.
Dagney • Apr 30, 2007 11:15 am
Spexxvet;339263 wrote:
First - I'll tell you where I'LL put it, baby. :doit:

Second - "Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?" Helloooo? You mentioned anal and fellatio. Am I confused or do these activities NOT cause parenting? ;)


Some may say that anal sex causes lawyers. Or so I've heard ;)
Cloud • Apr 30, 2007 11:15 am
xoxoxoBruce;339254 wrote:
Wiki says;I'm confused, wouldn't "perpendicular to the direction of the penis" and "lateral placements", be the same thing?


yeah, it's poorly worded
Cloud • Apr 30, 2007 11:16 am
Spexxvet;339263 wrote:
"Parenting ('cause that's what causes it)?" Helloooo? You mentioned anal and fellatio. Am I confused or do these activities NOT cause parenting? ;)



picky, picky!
BigV • Apr 30, 2007 3:00 pm
xoxoxoBruce;339254 wrote:
Wiki says;I'm confused, wouldn't "perpendicular to the direction of the penis" and "lateral placements", be the same thing?


??

Some of us "dress left", so to speak. I'm afraid to ask what direction that would imply for the hardware. Down the inside of my thigh?
Cloud • Apr 30, 2007 3:07 pm
er, not for a guiche.
Iggy • May 1, 2007 5:01 pm
Cloud;339129 wrote:
:smack: oh, god. I've set myself up for a huge ribbing, haven't I?

Maybe I'll start a thread about anal sex, one of my favorite subjects. Or fellatio, another one of 'em. Would serve you right!

buggers!


But I already started one about anal sex... :redface:
Jaden • Nov 30, 2007 7:13 am
Wow! i posted this, but then forgot about it (blush) i made a ot of postes. thank you all for your replys. some of you were vary kind.
TheMercenary • Nov 30, 2007 11:29 am
Cloud;339399 wrote:
er, not for a guiche.

That would be for the Prince Albert.
Shawnee123 • Nov 30, 2007 11:34 am
Sure, Dom ate a Sub or two, but he liked other kinds of sandwiches as well.
Cloud • Nov 30, 2007 11:43 am
so were you able to make contact with like-minded people in your area, Jaden?
ZenGum • Nov 30, 2007 12:05 pm
Cloud;412107 wrote:
so were you able to make contact with like-minded people in your area, Jaden?


Now you just have to wait for a year or so for his reply. :)
Shawnee123 • Nov 30, 2007 12:06 pm
A YEAR? Fuck, I so wanted to know.
ZenGum • Nov 30, 2007 12:19 pm
Maybe he'll get quicker.
Maybe his mistress will teach him not to be so tardy. :whip:
Shawnee123 • Nov 30, 2007 12:20 pm
Oh we can only hope.
Cicero • Nov 30, 2007 12:24 pm
Look, it's an adult trying to act like a teenager. I hope no one took the jail bait. Plainly, an adult that thinks they can trip over grammatical and punctuation errors and not get caught by Cicero, who notices an adult spelling all the right stuff...

If I am wrong, which there is a 50/50 I am....Here is my advice:
:)

Jaden....an adult board is not the place to go with your inclinations. Stick to people you know on myspace or facebook or whatever you young "whipper snappers" do.....I'm sure there is someone your age that you know that lives in your area that you can talk to about this.

It is called: Gothic all ages night.....go to it. Meet Dom's your age, and try to keep the adults out of trouble.
That is my piece of advice.
Jaden • Nov 30, 2007 5:27 pm
thank you, yes i meet people. more or less. no im not a teenager, nor was i poseing as one. im sorry if my poor spelling and what not ofended you. i understand its foolisness on my part for any type of compassion in that regard.
Cicero • Nov 30, 2007 6:08 pm
Jaden;412263 wrote:
thank you, yes i meet people. more or less. no im not a teenager, nor was i poseing as one. im sorry if my poor spelling and what not ofended you. i understand its foolisness on my part for any type of compassion in that regard.



Apology accepted, now bend over, touch your toes, and go to the appropriate board before I beat you silly! Do it now.
:D


http://www.boundforum.com/forum/default.asp
binky • Nov 30, 2007 7:27 pm
oh crap guiche piercing led me to this page whch seems really painful even though I don't have a penis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenum_ladder
Cloud • Nov 30, 2007 7:59 pm
A frenum ladder is one of my favorites; definately one of the most beautiful and classy set of piercings
richlevy • Nov 30, 2007 10:50 pm
Just looking at the accompanying picture caused my penis to completely retract:eek:. I'm going to have to coax the little guy out with Graham crackers and R-rated videos.;)
SteveDallas • Nov 30, 2007 11:25 pm
ZenGum;412125 wrote:
Maybe he'll get quicker.
Maybe his mistress will teach him not to be so tardy. :whip:

This reminds me of a quote I read from some sex writer .. can't remember who.. Pat Califia? Anyway they said something to the effect, I need an editorial assistant who can show up for work on time and work hard. All I'm getting is wannabes who screw up on purpose hoping that I'll "punish" them for it!
TheMercenary • Dec 7, 2007 10:25 am
richlevy;412313 wrote:
Just looking at the accompanying picture caused my penis to completely retract:eek:. I'm going to have to coax the little guy out with Graham crackers and R-rated videos.;)


:lol:
Sundae • Dec 7, 2007 5:23 pm
The only thing ever to come out of anyone piercing their bits is that we have Binky here. The rest grims me out majorly.
BigV • Dec 7, 2007 6:38 pm
SteveDallas;412324 wrote:
This reminds me of a quote I read from some sex writer .. can't remember who.. Pat Califia? Anyway they said something to the effect, I need an editorial assistant who can show up for work on time and work hard. All I'm getting is wannabes who screw up on purpose hoping that I'll "punish" them for it!


What did the sadist say when asked by the masochist "beat me, beat me!"?












"No."
ZenGum • Dec 8, 2007 9:47 am
A lesbian sadist named Loom,
took a gay masochist to her room,
where they argued a lot,
about who would do what,
and how, and with which, and to whom.
TheMercenary • Dec 8, 2007 1:49 pm
Who is really in charge, the dom or the sub. An age old question.
Cloud • Dec 8, 2007 5:27 pm
Both are. In their own way. :)
TheMercenary • Dec 8, 2007 5:32 pm
Cloud;414605 wrote:
Both are. In their own way. :)


Much of the argument has said it is the sub and not the Dom, which is topsy-turvy to what most people would believe.
Daddys_Baby • Mar 17, 2009 11:27 am
I found my Master on collarme.com. Just wanted to throw that out there.......
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 17, 2009 11:46 am
Welcome to the Cellar Daddys_Baby. :D
LabRat • Mar 17, 2009 12:35 pm
Daddys_Baby;546048 wrote:
I found my Master on collarme.com. Just wanted to throw that out there.......


Huh.

See, that's the problem with the younger generation. I spent two years of my life getting mine and now you just get them instantly online. :headshake
SteveDallas • Mar 17, 2009 1:35 pm
Well maybe you should head on out to collarme.com and pick up another one. (Or two . . .)
Queen of the Ryche • Mar 18, 2009 11:45 am
Daddys_Baby;546048 wrote:
I found my Master on collarme.com. Just wanted to throw that out there.......


...another troll???
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 18, 2009 12:02 pm
A troll probably would have tried to post a link.
That's why I allowed the post... time will tell, if my hunch was right.
monster • Mar 18, 2009 12:26 pm
So Dom/Sub is not about choosing between Pizza and sandwich for lunch?

Because I generally prefer the sandwich, but I'd go to Dominos over Subway any day.
Shawnee123 • Mar 18, 2009 12:30 pm
Shawnee123;412103 wrote:
Sure, Dom ate a Sub or two, but he liked other kinds of sandwiches as well.
monster • Mar 18, 2009 1:27 pm
heehee
Sheldonrs • Mar 18, 2009 1:45 pm
I'd like a sub with mayo on the bottom please. :D
Decca • Mar 18, 2009 3:23 pm
Ok, Sheldonrs, as a sandwich, that sounds delicious.

As a lifestyle comment, well, I try to be open-minded, but wouldn't salad oil slide more? ;)
Sheldonrs • Mar 18, 2009 5:55 pm
Decca;546607 wrote:
...As a lifestyle comment, well, I try to be open-minded, but wouldn't salad oil slide more? ;)


Depends on if I'm eating out or not first. :D
Decca • Mar 18, 2009 5:57 pm
Oh, you should DEFINITELY save the eating out for dessert ;)
Big Sarge • Mar 18, 2009 6:30 pm
I think eating out should be an appetizer
Decca • Mar 19, 2009 1:55 pm
Or a midnight snack... what about for midnight snacks?



Note to the uninformed: Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, eat out immediately after eating anything containing curry or capsacin. Unless, of course, your partner LIKES to have his/her genitals seared off his/her body. In which case, knock yourself out. Yes, experience speaks.
LabRat • Mar 19, 2009 2:25 pm
Another note: Although Halls may give a nice warming sensation to your throat, do not assume that having one in your mouth while spending some quality tongue time with your partner's sensitive bits will heighten her enjoyment.

:shock:
Decca • Mar 20, 2009 8:53 am
-shudders- That just does not sound fun at ALL, LabRat. Yikes.


Another note: "ribbed for her pleasure" does NOT include METAL objects. EVER.
monster • Mar 20, 2009 8:55 am
you're thinking about the saw-dildo, aren't you? :eek:
Shawnee123 • Mar 20, 2009 9:19 am
Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!
SteveDallas • Mar 20, 2009 10:35 am
monster;547220 wrote:
you're thinking about the saw-dildo, aren't you? :eek:

Or perhaps the "drilldo".

Shawnee123;547227 wrote:
Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!

It's not??

I guess I won't be needing this after all.
Shawnee123 • Mar 20, 2009 11:28 am
Well wait a minute...;)
TheMercenary • Mar 20, 2009 11:42 am
Decca;546905 wrote:
Or a midnight snack... what about for midnight snacks?



Note to the uninformed: Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, eat out immediately after eating anything containing curry or capsacin. Unless, of course, your partner LIKES to have his/her genitals seared off his/her body. In which case, knock yourself out. Yes, experience speaks.


Ouch.
Decca • Mar 24, 2009 4:39 pm
Oh, honey, trust me. It's a thousand times worse for a girl. We've got more exposed mucous membranes!
Decca • Mar 24, 2009 4:42 pm
@ Monster and SteveDallas: Yes, on both accounts. Although there was also a video being circulated amongst my husband's cow orkers that featured an implement that looked something like a cross between an aluminum baseball bat and an aloe leaf, with the little spikes all over.
Pico and ME • Mar 24, 2009 7:18 pm
Shawnee123;547227 wrote:
Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!


:biglaugha
lumberjim • Mar 24, 2009 7:57 pm
DOM:
Image

SUB:
Image
DanaC • Mar 24, 2009 7:58 pm
Hungry. I am so hungry.
ZenGum • Mar 27, 2009 12:18 am
Shawnee123;547227 wrote:
Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!


Well if someone had, that would explain why I can never find the damn thing. Get it pierced or something will ya? Or maybe tattoo a big arrow, <----- HERE IT IS.

Jim, Shawnee beat ya for speed and simplicity.
Bad Luck McGhee • Mar 30, 2009 4:00 pm
Jaden;279129 wrote:
Hi
Im really new to this, im not sure what to say. but hear it goes. recently ive found out that im a sub. I guess what they call a life style sub. ide like to meet a female dom, for discussion or maybe more. I’m not into a lot of pain, mostly just control, I like to be owned. im not sure how to meet people like this... if some one has advice on what I can do, could you email me? if you have questions I can aswer them.
[email]Jaden_alucard@hotmail.com[/email]


Yes, I really do think knowing where you hail from would go along way towards finding someone who is able to even begin to think of keeping you.
DanaC • Mar 30, 2009 7:01 pm
Nice to meet you McGhee, but that Jaden chick did a vanishing act. I doubt she even chekcs by, though who knows, she may lurk.
Shawnee123 • Mar 30, 2009 7:28 pm
DanaC;551254 wrote:
Nice to meet you McGhee, but that Jaden chick did a vanishing act. I doubt she even chekcs by, though who knows, she may lurk.


Man, that is just his luck! :p