Eff Marry Kill
One person you pick to have a one-night stand with, one person you marry, and one person you push off a cliff.
For the appropriate sex only
After some discussion, someone can offer up another set of three.
If this is unclear, just play along.
For the men-preferrers we offer up:
Mel Gibson
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Which would you fuck, which would you marry, which would you kill. Please show your work.
This is a hard choice.
Ok.
*bravely*
Daniel Craig
Albert Einstein
W.
No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K
I knew I was being unclear dopey me
I think toad wants you to choose from the three he proferred.
waiting for the women...
We could offer up three women and do those at the same time, so that everyone has fun.
Such as
Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Paris Hilton
No hon (I say as a gentle father figure) you're supposed to say which of Mel Don and Bill you would F M or K
I knew I was being unclear dopey me
so sorry, am distracted by the spew of MagL.
K. Fuck Bill, kill Don and marry Mel?? Hardly.
(Which may be too easy)
Marry Julia, fuck Drew, kill Paris
Fuck Julia, marry Drew, Paris off the cliff.
(Assuming I can fuck, er make love to Drew when we're married. I don't want to spend any more time with Julia afterwards)
Julia Roberts- one night stand.... her politics would probably get tiresome
Drew Barrymore- marriage... not that we'd last
Paris Hilton- cliff (easy one)
Is it possible to blame MaggieL (v. hard to type) for any misunderstaning? if so, I am In.
Julia Roberts - KILL
Drew Barrymore - marry
Paris Hilton - fuck
Paris Hilton - fuck
Hey you know we could add a level of difficulty to the question: we could say it has to be without a condom! :D
This is a trick question: if you say you want to fuck paris Hilton, we'll know you're attracted to ten-year-old boys.
Hey you know we could add a level of difficulty to the question: we could say it has to be without a condom! :D
Re: Paris Hilton
Risky. She's a bigger whore than you.
This is a trick question: if you say you want to fuck paris Hilton, we'll know you're attracted to ten-year-old boys.
The only one I'd want to marry would be Drew.
I really really really dislike Julia Roberts. Not physically attractive, can't act.
Paris has the experience to make one fuck an interesting proposition, so to speak. I might learn something, and you gotta figuere she's good, with all the practice. ;)
Kill Mel, F Trump, Marry Bill??!?
Ugh, this is so unsatisfying. UT, please nominate another male triumverate.
I think someone else should do it, it's harder than it seems
As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks
George Clooney
McDreamy (Don't know his real name)
Matthew Mchonehey
Of the three above:
F McConaughey
M George
K McDreamy (don't know who this is so who cares?)
Of UT's three:
F Gibson (early years mad max and lethal weapon - not drunk jew hater)
M Clinton (he's a dog - but the conversation would never be boring)
K trump (The hair's gotta go)
New female selection:
Paula Zahn
anne hathaway
Jenny McCarthy
OK, Anne Hathaway, all I know is she's an actress that has some decent work and, also, has had a photograph made of her and then subsequently photoshopped to be my near ideal, i.e., as above.
J McCarthy actually has some level of wit, but then appeared to just be a sex symbol of some sort, and then her cartoonish image seemed to be annoying and bear no actual talent.
Paula Zahn looks very nice and has the intelligence needed to be a decent newsreader. However, if I was doin her, I would always wonder whether I could upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien. I think she was also involved in that "remove the hawk" incident a few years ago in which she was at least initially on the side of having the hawk removed.
So I would marry Paula, with some reservations, because having fucked Anne I had experienced all I had needed to, hotness dream wise. Bye Jenny, sorry.
Fuck Anne
Marry Zahn
Kill McCarthy
This was a tough one. Is having a polyamorous quad with all three completely out of the question?
Of the first group of women, I can only see Drew as a potential wife. She seems friendly and warm, and approachable. I might be able to tolerate being married to her. I can't stand Paris, so she would have to die, and that leaves Julia for a fun time. Probably best that way, when you consider the number of husbands Julia has gone through.
The second group, I'd marry Paula, because she can probably hold up her end of a conversation. I don't really know anything about Anne, and she doesn't do much for me anyway, so I'd get rid of her, and I'd have some fun with Jenny. She doesn't seem too inhibited and isn't as vacuous as her image.
Mel Gibson - Kill
Donald Trump - Kill
Bill Clinton - Kill
I wouldn't want to have to touch any of these three, so they'd all have to go.
As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks
George Clooney
McDreamy (Don't know his real name)
Matthew Mchonehey
Ohhhh
Fuck - George (more than once though)
Marry - mmmm McDreamy!!!!
Kim - McHonehey
Ali - you fucked Gary Sweet but you wouldnt fuck Mel?
Of the first group ,
Drew for a wife , wild child
Julia , for fun
Paris , well I would eat about a half case of Viagra , strap on a Knobby condom and show her what for !!!!!!!
Marry Anne ,
F Paula ,
and shoot Jenny,
AHHHHHHHH !!!!
Ducks...my ummm...taste has changed over the years. Besides, I was drunk and stoned with Mr Sweet...so it doesn't even count.
Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Paris Hilton
I honestly can't decide between Julia and Paris for the cliff-pushing. I guess I'd go with Paris, just because she's more obnoxious. Of the three Drew is the only one I'd consider spending the rest of my life with, so I guess Julia gets tagged b default.
...upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien...
My new fav is Brianna Keilar.
F Anne
M Jenny... i'm ready for another blonde.
K Paula
I'm not sure.. I'm not familiar with Anne H. She looks interesting, tho . . .
Mel Gibson - f
Donald Trump - m (with a sturdy prenup very beneficial to me)
Bill Clinton - k (I really don't need to explain myself further, do I?)