The Meaningless Drunk Thread
Why are you home alone Ali?
lol...cool thread.
I'm home alone cause Dazza has taken the boys fishing. They wont be home till about 2am.
How many posts do you think we can put on this thread before one of us either carks it or spews?
I'm tipping you will spew first.
I will have to hit the wine after the Blacks run out, that wont be pretty.
I have a hankering for cheese n bikkies
Well why didn't you say so? I've been eating cheese and bikkies all the while. A nice block of cheddar with some quince paste and strawberries. ;) gotta treat yourself when you're home alone.
quince paste???? I just ate a munchables pack......cheese, bikkies and mini m&ms.
it's made out of quinces. lol
I dont know if I have had quince before
I'll be waiting for the "Drunken Epiphany" thread.
this thread may morph into a drunken epiphany thread you know. In fact, I think I can even feel an epiphany comming on.
Wonder what's happened to Ducks...
was on the phone....I'm back now :D
impressive...although we'll have to work on your multi tasking skills...obviously.
I can do 2 things at once....although I was just informed I need to learn how to do 3!! things at once.
Do you think its rude if a guy criticises your headjob technique???
lol...were you just giving someone a headjob while you were typing?
hold on, not so much criticises, but suggests how it could be better????
I was offended to start off with, but I guess its no different to me stating what I like etc
3 aussies sitting at home on a saturday night - pissed.
lets all catch a plane to sydney and have a party
!!
meet you there in 2 hours!!
well I suppose constructive criticizm is good. lol I'm not sure if I'd be offended or not, but I suppose if a guy told me to blow him differently I might be put off a bit.
Maybe he's a weirdo?
I wasnt, I was talking to my [darwin] friend and we were talking about headjobs (as you do) and I was telling him what a guy said to me a whiles back. :p
Make that 4, only I'm sober!
Nah...come to Brissie! You can stay at my place. We've got lots of room...and the weather is GREAT here this time of year.
well get something to drink Hagar!
Can't - got to drive later - need to pick up the child - hooray for the parental taxi...
I fucken well attract weirdos, the disappearer and the [i so did edit it] guy
[i'm so editing this tomorrow]
Hi SUNNY!!!!!! I'm there, we should party. I have a 2 hour drive before I get on a plane for an hour
lmao...I reckon unless you're leaving tooth marks you can't be going too wrong.
Hi Hagar.
I'm easy, Sydney, Brissie....not fussed. Its gonna be 0 degrees here tonite....wtf its October FFS
well since hagar and I are in bris, I think you two should come up here. That's more economical isn't it?
OR you could all come to Dubbo.. there are cows here - we could go tipping!
you know all the O/S guys all have their little get to gethers - us aussies should too!! we could paint the friggen city man!! woot!
whos in?
lol...cows...Mmmmm...beef....Mmmmm...bbq....Mmmmmm....
Locations:
surfers?
Melbourne City?
- as long as theres some good food and some drinking and somewhere we can get our dancing shoes a work out i'll be happy!
I'm in and I love Dubbo!!!! but hey, you just hafta mention party, cows and alcohol and I will be there
I think that's a great idea Sparkz. :)
Surfers is a great party place.....*sigh* last time I was there it was with 4 other girls and it was footy trip season
i had a pretty good night out last night. danced my feet off. a girl ive known for a few months confessed her love for me. - ive never been hit on by a girl before it ws such a strange feeling. she's mega hot too - GO ME!!
would you ever go to the movies alone??? i've thought about it. i think id feel way strange
i'm so bored tonight - i wish i hadnt drunk all my money last night so i'm left here on the net with my new albums and half a 3 month old bottle of midori.
gees
OK melbourne or surfers is it - where can we party the hardyest?!?!
I wouldnt go to the movies alone, but plenty of people do, I have nephews n nieces I drag along for such occasions
If you go to the movies, you should go with your best friend, and smuggle in alcohol.
I'm off - but I'' be interested to see how this thread ends! I'm guessing sore heads!
i want to go see Boytown, and all my crew that would see it have seen it and i have nothing to do tomorrow - was thinkin bout going to check it out.
do do dod do .. alone!
Not on half a bottle of midori Hagar. lol
I LIKE CAT EMPIRE!!
i saw them about 3 years ago - i love their trendy boppy groove. woot
toodlepip Hagar, happy taxi-ing
you can't go see boytown alone. Can't you drag some random guy up at least?
Not on half a bottle of midori Hagar. lol
newsflash for ali: you've NO IDEA how cheap i am!!
Who wants to bet Hagar comes back after the kiddies go to bed...just to see if we're still here?
have you seen it - it looks a cack. i should prob wait for my SO to come back
My tickets to see RHCP arrived today, I'm soooo chuffed. Some little uni bastard will be rubbing his hands together even after ebay takes their chunk...but still WOO HOO!!!
I've never been to a rock concert in my life
Im so totally serious about this Aussie Cellar thing. we should invite the over-yonders too though. should they deem us enough to "fork" out the airfare.
We could have a nice dinner somewhere and have some delightful conversations.. drink some.. have more delightful conversation... drink some more... and party on!!!
concerts rule.
who is RHCP??
i'm going to see Billy Joel on November 17th at Sydney. should be great. and robbie williams in December
best concerts ive been to:
Robbie
The Who
Bob Dylan
Meat (well.... i was there in spirit)
one of the chicks I work with is going to see robbie in Sydney and then also Bris when he comes here.
All up it's costing her about $2k. I think she's got more money than sense.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
and YES!! I'm seeing Robbie too (well, if he's outta *recovery).
I've seen him 4 times [insert drooley smiley, i cant be fucked looking]
I had tickets to go see Robbie in Leeds, but I couldnt get away from work because our accountant went on *stress leave*...whatever.
I'll tell you who's worth drooling over, and that's that guy on Aust Idol. The South African dude. What's his name?
My bestie Rene is going to EVERY concert whilst he is in OZ - costing nearly 4G's
she is DIE HARD in love with the music... i'm happy to pay my $150 and feel the love once.
he is GOOD though - i went to the egoology concert and it totally turned me into a fan. he knows how to get u
oh yeah, no clue what his name is...but he is shaggable
oh yeah how good is he? dean. thats my SO name
how good was his guitar throwing song. GO DEAN!
lmao@guitar throwing song
He's so hot, my next door neighbour (who's about 45) just about wets her undies when he sings. I can hear her yodeling about it from my loungeroom.
:worried: does she yodel any other time?
only when she's trying to strangle her daughter. lol
yodelling sound like your singing "little ol' lady whoo"
I love the sound of music
I have some trivia for you.
Did you know that guys love it when you cough while they're doing you? Apparently cause all your muscles tense up when you do it, it increases their pleasure.
My advice: Lay off the ecchineacia (sp?)
have you ever been to the opera? i saw The Mikado years ago at the Syd Opera House. was so cool. i'm hanging to go to another one - but i want to see a more rock type one. operatic rock ya know
why not just tense your muscles for them anyway? without the hacked up fleghm on their chest? ;)
well you can do that too...lol but there's nothing that compares to uncontrolled spasms apparently. lol That's what they tell me anyway...I wouldn't really know.
I'm a virgin.
The clenching works, but the coughing is MORE effective apparently.
haha sure. so am i.
bet your kids have got some questions to be answered then!
An angel came to me and said...
..whats the criteria for *born again* these days?
Same as always...there is none. Just say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my saviour and God as the Father" and bob's your uncle. ;)
Get it - laid. like an egg. born again.
oh god i kill myself i'm so funny
lol...how's that midori going down?
its like a honey melon. i have no lemonade. only passiona. it tastes like shiat
lmfao...passiona.
Oh the things we resort to when we just want to get pissed.
I'm on my Moscato now....mmmmm.
Midori n Passiona? muahahaha yuck!!
I shouldn't laugh though. I was thinking about having cosmo's tonight but then realized I didn't have any cranberry juice so I put a bottle of that schweps sueno in the fridge to have with vodka and cointreau. Don't think I'm going to need it though. I'm stuck on wine.
I really shouldnt shop for shoes when I'm drinking, my taste is slipping southward
how are you shopping for shmoes?? on the net
what if the size is all worngg!> oh god!!
i have a size 6 foot. all my friend have a size 9 foot. i'm kinda happy about that because they dont stteal my shoes.
I think that midori and passiona are working sparkie. lol
I always find shopping for shmoes is better in real life. At least then you get to see if the shmoe has a nice arse.
Hey Ducks...do you realize our date has turned into a threesome?
moved in not long ago. its so kewl man. all gothic and stuff inside - makes meatloaf really loud a GOOD thing!
Is a shmoe what I think it is? since you are talking about nice arses?
Speaking of nice arses......what do you notice first about a guy?>
Threesomes fine, it was you that wasnt up for the hanky panky ;)
Looks awesome. I like those terrace houses although they suck if you've got bad neighbours. Got any pics of the inside?
It was only cybering I wasn't up for.:rolleyes: Hanky Panky is always fine. ;)
guy: that he is clean.
then - eyes and smile
then: funky cool personality
then: not on the dole
then: hair - gotta have good hair.
then: not shorter than me.
all these things - then.. well, i dont know what. i'm parttnered up. but if iwasnt, these things would be good. seee?
I notice eyes and smile first.
Ohhhh FB is on the phone :D
yeah
tis my room beofre i put the furniture in. cept' for the bean bacg in the corner ther.
well just tell FB you've already got a date for the night
I'm practicing the 3 things thing
who is FB?
Future boyfriend?
Fuck Buddy?
Freddy Bennett?
Freakin Booty?
Fool Buster?
Fout of Bideas?
I love the light fitting sparkie
if a finger bun rang you up, what would it say?
yeah there ar chadeleries in every room. - havent got the first leccy bill yet though!! eek!
is it 2 hrs yet? we could have so be partying soon
what the fuck is a fout of bideas?
i would say "can i eat you"
well by my clock it's 10:45. That must be a couple of hours. I guess we could go back to the begining and look at the time stamps...
* wonders what it'd be like to be a finger bun with phone priviledges *
ohhh, well, then no FB is not that.
its have to be 2 hours nearly. i've eaten a whole bag o kettle chips since we started ere'
the "sea salt and cracked pepper" ones.
damn good too.
fancy little buggers.
damnit
now i feel like a hot dog
* wonders what it'd be like to be a finger bun with phone priviledges *
it would be no good - because i would still eat you!
I"m half way through my second bottle of wine and starting to think I need to ring my g/f and see if she wants to hit the town.
If you had a dog (or cat depending on your preference) that could talk...
and it told you it prefered what you eat everynight to dog ffood.. woiuld you cook extra for pooch (talking pooch at that) or still feed him dog food?
lmao...what sort of question is that???
I"m half way through my second bottle of wine and starting to think I need to ring my g/f and see if she wants to hit the town.
Hot The TOWN!! *roar
i would. i wish i could. last night was so fun.
Dog food, I cant see my dogs or cats liking Toast n Cheese.
No fair if you guys go out, I will be stuck here :( I gots babysitting duties in the morning
I'm not going out. Gotta wait home till the boys get home from fishing.
well i was thinking ya know my cats OBVIOUSLY porefer what i am eating. the way they stare at me and be all fake nice to me to get my food.
so its "like" they tell me they prefer that.
so why do i still feed em cat food?
yeah - if they could talk i'd probably still feed em cat food... i do it now- talking cats shouldnt get any priveledge over normal cats. unless they make me LOS of money = and famouz
one of my cats eats steamed carrots and other assorted veges. very weird.
the mother of that cat was sitting on the arm of the couch one night and just fell off sideways.
Dazza turns to me and says, "gravity was her co-pilot"
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Stupid cat.
i used to have a goat that ate everyting - she ate newpaper and clothing and even my dads brake cable on his ute!!
the mother of that cat was sitting on the arm of the couch one night and just fell off sideways.
Dazza turns to me and says, "gravity was her co-pilot"
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Stupid cat.
i'm so stealing that hahaha
when i PUSh the cat though.
We have a goat, his name is Gunston. He thinks hes a dog, hops in the back of the ute n everything
oh you nasty pet abuser you. lol
fucking goats
The Nanny Named FRAN was cuuuuuute though - you couldnt stay mad at her
haha gunsten. pictures???
I had a friend named Fran once. She was a bit of a nanny goat. She came from Dulacca.
karma chamelion is playing on my stereo. I think I just fell back into the 80's
lacca lacca lacca.
(it sounded better IRL)
nothing wrong with the 80's maties.
i came from there - it MUST be cool!
don't worry...I said what you typed. It sounded ok. lol
did you say lacca lacca lacca ducks?
when I saw lacca lacca lacca...I was thinking of that Walk the Dinosaur song
C.U.T.E
you know whats cool? my cornetto cone tped this post!
cornetto plus midori and passiona?
What a combo
your eating a cornetto!!
weird!!!
mine isnthe honeycomb one
passiona run out. ive just got water and a little midori and milk now
I'm doing Cheery Ripe + Moscato and singing really badly :D
oh and yes, Angora, he rolls over so I can trim his wool
lmao...no I'm not eating a cornetto too. I was thinking of the walk the dinosoaur song.
I think it's weird you're eating a cornetto though.
i just fell over. fuckin hell. i got up to change the cd and i tripped over my belt/ scrafy thing.
sympathy?
I had some lemon merangue pie earlier. I put cream with strawberries on it then coated it in chocolate sauce.
I felt slightly ill afterwards.
sparkie...you just can't handle your piss chickie babe. lol
y is it weird? they rip you off man. the honeycomb ice cream ends after the initial fancy bit of cornetto. now its just plain vanilla and they thingk we wont notice cuz we still have the honeycomb taste in our mouth but I NOTICE man.
i notice.
It's weird cause I thought I was the only weirdo that ate shit like that at this time of night.
I'm always eating strange shit late at nite
and fuck me Sparkie, you needa learn to drink...or drink n type at least :p
holy crap i wanna be out. its killin me. whats wrong with me that i cant stay home just one saturday night and settle down and not dance and flip around like a hoodlum?
cant wait till we all get out drinking lol
I'm shouting you Sparkie
hahahn
na that was my sash thing. its long and got caught on my feet.
Well shit...I was gonna shout Sparkie. lol
yay!! yeah im a cheap date.
itll be great.
normally i only drink malibu andncola, so bring along your $6.50
cand beer with tomato jouice is m y other drink too. everyone gets groseed out its great!!
Ohhh, imagine if some of the *others* come (dreaming here, but hey I'm tipsy)
which others? and did you just say tomato and beer sparkie?
Its in the mouliin rouge.
haha check out the dude in the posetr. hahaha he looks so sneaky
like" i know what we'll be doin in a minuite!!"
*thinks something really weird is going on here*
might help if i attach the picture i was talking out
*others* = the oversea-ers ...to our party lol.
I think there was crack in the cornetto, coz I dont know whats shes on about now
being drunk doesn't help one make connections too quickly you know. lushes need all the help they can get
whats a lush?
and are you talking about Mr noodle?
which *other* are you dreaming about?
they can come if thay want to.. (guys if your reading this COME!!)
i want to meet ya 'all now ya hear!
a lush is a woman who drinks too much and is sometimes a little 'free' with her favours.
ducks...if you're dreaming about noodle you're not gonna get laid any time soon. lol
mrnoodle is cute.
i'm not free with any favours. !!!! and i dont drink too much - its just that a little EFFECTS me to much
I'm so not dreaming about moodle, he basically said he wouldnt bend me over a pool table,....wheres the fun there??? :p
There's plenty of shaggable cellar dudes...but...I did take a bit of a liking to Bullitt's roomie (Bullitts cute too)
who would you moooost like to meet? - i think thats another threwad?
OK OK - I'm a lush, but not a *free* one
you do realize that if you're not married and you go around kissing anyone you're being a bit of a lush...according to some of those conservative yankees, don't you? lol
I'm so not dreaming about moodle, he basically said he wouldnt bend me over a pool table,....wheres the fun there??? :p
There's plenty of shaggable cellar dudes...but...I did take a bit of a liking to Bullitt's roomie (Bullitts cute too)
HAHAHA
moodle!!
bwahahah.
i think that "lush" meand Luscious.
like - a good beautiful thing. not a drunk slut./ who made that up?
I dont recall if he's against sex before marriage though??
He is cute though, just maybe has a few too many morals for a lush like me
Hmmm...I don't want to meet anyone. I'm happier with my illusions. lol Reality bites.
sparkie...you have to stop posting soon or I'm going to piss my pants. lol
morals schmorals...what a load of time wasting effort to go against what your basic instinct is telling you you want!
get him over here and corrupt him ducks!
no i want to meet people - ive been around here for over 3 years now. its about time we all partied down
yeah
! come on moodle!!!
he wil come to our GTG!
you've been here for three years and only made 906 posts?
I'd give it a red hot go...yanno but, my...umm...ego took a bit of a flogging with ole disappearer....I still cant get my head around that
Although, I think I am back to way too confidentmorallesslushalicious
and my friend super baton
and jinx will b fun to GTG with! oh and case and elspode and jag and UT.. oh just all of them
bmauahaha when he reads this thread
Did someone disappear on you ducks?
can i know the dessappearing secret?
and foot3 and Griff and Bruce and wolf and yesman and and and
ohh yanno
the twat that left me horny n mid date :D...in that other thread
if you loose your one and only
theres always room here for the lonely.
oooh watch your broken dream, dance inand out of the beams
of a neon moon.
i really do love country music when i;m tipsy.
i wanna dance!! and karaoke! you know i have my own karaoke machine?
Hmmm...ok...I'm thinking I should know what you're talking about, but my feeble brain is not making the connection. lol
very cool sparkie. I'm a bit of a karaoke queen.
Here's a bit of trivia for you.
I used to be in the Australian National Youth Choir when I was younger (youthful) lol
i'll read it later, mouse is lazy tonight
My wine is tasting sickly
Ohhh I have scotch?
cool!!! so your a soprano like singer? cool! i have a really earthy voice - so i'm good at country ballads and that genre.
how nice of you ducks. thats so nice. so considerate. providing linkage and all.
ok i'll read it now.
Ooh...that dick sucker.
Forget him ducks. don't waste your time on cockheads with no common courtesy. That's what I reckon.
Although I think if I recall, I advised you not to listen to your friends in the course of that thread. lol
Oh he's toast, but..well..I hate not knowing stuff...you dont have to read it now Sparkie, I didnt see your *read it later* post :p
sparkie...I'm an alto. don't do too well with those high notes.
fuck that. if he had no credit ducks he still would have got YOUR desperate where the fick are you sms's
I know what you mean about not knowing stuff. I think the words the yanks use is 'closure'. lol
Ultimately, I reckon there's no point even thinking about it cause you're never going to know by the sounds of it. Can't really say what I want cause I'm pissed, but it's something about how not even getting angry or disappointed is worth it cause you're better than that. It's a cliche, but karma will sort him out. ;)
defo 2 hours. we could be cutting the rug girls.
true, but I didnt really do the desperate thing...thats not me, I was all pragmatic and shit,,,but..I'm just making excuses.
He's a spineless wanker and I told him as such
lol...or cutting our teeth into a nice yummy greasy and sloppy kebab
yep...he's a spineless wanker. not to mention a cockhead.
did I mention he's a cockhead?
mmmmm kebab. mixed kebab with hommus and xtra cheese and taboulihe and hot chilli sauce
plaaa drool
How cold is it tonite? My feet are freezing
it's not cold. I've got boxers shorts and a singlette on
how old are you DN? i cant tell from your photos - some times you look about 20's then others you look like 28/29
:lurker: I feel like an eaves dropper, listening in to a private conversation. As you were. :hide:
Chicken Kebab, shephards salad and cheese with Sounr Cream n Hot Chilli
im not cold. i'm just right (now with dried paw paw. )
i think ive sobered upp
spex just wants to see my twat
SPEXXXY!!!!
woot !!
(wait - we'll have a pillow figght soon
wtf does it bother telling me to wait 1 second before posting agian? couldnt it just do it tiself?
lmao...did you run out of midori...and passiona...lol (every time I think of that I laugh)
ohhh shitting bastard, here comes the typos
In fact, I'd say there'll be some very stern comments about that little passage some time after all the prudes wake up. lol
its middlenight yo!!!!
welcome to the 22nd october everynbpdy!!!
I think i'm going to be constipated when I wake up
Too much cheese?
It's 10 am here, east coast US, I'm at work. But it's ok if you all want to strip - nobody can see my computer. You just have to be quiet while you undress.
yuck! ffrom wine? i know my through will feel like i aswallowed razor blades.
just like it did this morngin. i had thoise f
hahahahha
fuck my cat just touched my shoulder and i screamed like a biatch. hahah he is cowering now.
haha leeds!! scared the shit outta me
have you eaten as much shit as I have?
I ate cheese, bikkies n m&ms
a vegemite scroll
a Cherry Ripe
and some pecan latte filled cookies
hey I was gonna get my arse out huh?
mm vegimite sceoll fvrom bakers delight!! yum!! $1.80 breakfast!!
ive eaten a slice of shep pie., pack of kettle chips, cornetto. thats it all day
glad my liittle girl is looking after herself
pants off!! she scoffed..
hmm vegemite scroll from bakers delight
well, there was the arse judging thread, I thought I would contribute
I dont have much junk in me trunk though
I had some lemon pie with shit all over it and too much cheese with crackers...and a few strawberries.
I think that's enough.
if we had an hour
or just a dance or two..
youll forget ol whats his name and how he walked out on uou
ooooh we'll put out your ol flame, we'll build a bigger fire. ill pick up where he let you down and take you so MUCH HIGHER,,,, yeah we'll burn that bridge when we get there.
maybe our GTG should be a country bootscootin night?
glad my liittle girl is looking after herself
was it one of those fruzzed ones?
I wsn't correcting you ducks. More like agreeing. lol
I'm getting pretty close to maggotted. I'm going to have to go sleepybyes shortly
well shit...pretty soon I'll be missing all my clothes if spex hangs around much longer
You know, if we're lucky no one will bother reading this thread
I'm gonna be the worst babysitter in the world tomorrow
ok no bootscoot boogiying then.
but there will be dancing.
like in the end of that julia roberts wedding movie (what was it m y best frineds wedding?)
the gay guy (so freaking sexy)
"there wont be any wedding, there wont be any children.. and there certainly wont be any sex"
"but by GOD there'll be dancing!"
I think they will read the first page and the last page and write the rest off as a bad investment
i know. shane
i wont come back for a while. let the emabarrasment go away. i think there was a warmning in another thread tabout posting whilst intocicated
"there wont be any wedding, there wont be any children.. and there certainly wont be any sex"
Ahem
Umm
will there at least be a pool table????????
why is it that even the random play on the stereo gangs up on you when you're pissed?
stroke me is on now
i am so confused.
stroke ME!!
sparkie...that's how this night started you know
I was like wtf is shane?? bwmauahahhah
stroke me = the song...can we get back to the pool table??
oh i meant SHAME. i think i just spelt that wrong. sorry
pool table yes...
i used to have one ya know. ended up my washing to be ironed table
i know. shane
i wont come back for a while. let the emabarrasment go away. i think there was a warmning in another thread tabout posting whilst intocicated
:D
I'll bet that confuses her. lol
i'm not - i'm so proud of myself
spexxie, quit working and play with us
what do you mean how this thread sstarted? like a touchy thing?
weird cus i sorta didnt go out tonight cuz i'm all hung up on a girl. and i ended up crradhing your girl party.
I"m so fucking pathetic. I'm going to bed.
no sparkie...it was a drinking thing
why are you hung up on a girl? the one that hit on you?
oh.
my cd finished. well spexx will you stay up and party down with us?!?!
youre surrounded by vaginas sparkie
yeah. i probably shouldnt talk about it. ill jus t have to come delete it all tomorroe.
if you do that, all the other convo wont make any sense
OH MY GOD
you saod VAGINA!!
getting hit on by a chick is a pretty good compliement though if you ask me. The world knows girls have better taste than boys.
coz girls dont think with their dicks
delete parts of the convo
fucken 11 seconds my fucken arse!
yeah but.. i dunno. it was different this time. i came home and like, havent stopped thinkin about it. about her. but i dont know.. maybe i'm just weirded out. i thought we were friend's
and my SO has been away out in the desert for 3 weeks. im just confuzzled.
you should talk to your SO about it. maybe he wouldn't mind you getting a bit of girly girly action. specially if he can watch...or participate.
oh.
my cd finished. well spexx will you stay up and party down with us?!?!
Sure, but I'll be interrupted from time to time.
you are, good idea not going out tonite....smart chickie babe!!
yeah but.. i dunno. it was different this time. i came home and like, havent stopped thinkin about it. about her. but i dont know.. maybe i'm just weirded out. i thought we were friend's
and my SO has been away out in the desert for 3 weeks. im just confuzzled.
Have you ever had sex with a girl before?
haha dont put ideas like that into his head! doubt he would be up for it anyway. and i wouldnt be eather, not with the two of them.
she doesnt like boys at all. strickly chix
brb need wood
I got your wood right here:D
maybe you should just have a big pash and be done with it. lol
Have you ever had sex with a girl before?
i think you need a dick to be able to do that?
maybe you should just have a big pash and be done with it. lol
that would be Cheating!!!
girl on girl is still sex in some form?
Tell your SO you're going to, then it's not. :)
no. no. i'll just lye low, get over it and she will get a new GF quicker than lightning, she is a gorgeous girl. plus - i need to retaiin as many dancin buds as i can!
Lesbo sex often doesn't involve dicks. Strangely enough. lol
i was just clarifying that i'm not a guy (just in case spe x didnt know_)
lol...I'm sure spex is glad to be so well informed.
what are you giuys doin tomorrw?
me too.
I"m off to beddy byes.
See you chicky babes some time soon.
Thanks for the girly time tonight. It was a blast.
Can't wait to see if I'm in trouble later. lol
lol i'm sloopy too or sleepy even.
I'm taking my nephs to the superbikes - ouch!! they will be here in 6 hrs
GOODNIGHT ALI sweet dreamzz!!
hmmm - think I will hit the sack too....twas fun chickie babes.
Nite Nite :)
yeah bikes will be cocool. im cleaning the house. and going to my mums farm and .... studying maybe if i get time.
Good night ducks. see you all at our GTG!!!
If ever there was a thread that proved beyond shadow of doubt that The Cellar needs a chat function, this was it... :)
It was a bit of a waste of space huh 'spode? but it was fun :D
I don't know if this thread proved it Elspode, but I agree that it'd be cool to have that feature here. I wonder what the boss thinks.
WAIT! Drunk OZZIE chics? Going to bed?
Oh shit. timing. a day late and a dollar short.
We're out of bed again now...but no longer drunk. At least, I'm not drunk anymore. Just a little weary. lol
Besides, just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I'm meaning less?
The crap we were talking last night was pretty meaningless trust me...unless you want to read all the meaningless crap yourself.
well it was about 10 hours ago that we all left here
I'll take the spark notes version. Or cliff's notes whatever.
I'm a bit weary, the kids are outside, but I've been up since 6.30 am
That dingo's got your baby...
meaningless drunk thrtead?
I refuse to be so confined..... please see my other pists ^h^h^h^h osts on this bored....
I don't know if this thread proved it Elspode, but I agree that it'd be cool to have that feature here. I wonder what the boss thinks.
It would have saved you all time...more drinking, less page refreshing.
I like the Aussies in the drunken thread . Good crack , and no bloody references to pills or self-help groups .
I raise my glass to the Aussies . You are as funny and fine as I remember you .
... from a Pom who was a kid in P.N.G.
funny and fine we are my friend.
I must say, a "cellar hangover" was much different to a "party on the dance floor hangover". instead of aching heels and ringing ears i had stinging blurry eyes and a scratchy throat.
but just because i was a little tipsy doesnt mean that you all are going to get out of my GTG!!
Well I'm drunk and it's meaningless and everyone else is in bed. Who wants to entertain me?
I'm up but sober and headed for physical therapy so... I can be here drunk in 12 hrs...
lol...well you're no good to me at all Griff.
I'm trashed and sober, but I'm awake
lol...well you're no good to me at all Griff.
I get that quite a lot. :)
what the hell are you doing sober on a friday night ducks?
Poor Griff. Why do you get that a lot?
fucking 30 second fucking rule....blah
its a very anal cellar huh Ali?
I'm sober because I'm tired and my roofs leaking
bugger the roof. Take a handful of sudafed.
If it were any more anal my cat would be able to lick it.
I think that should be the new tag line
trying again in 11 seconds...
muahaha
Griff never plays with us
OK - you talked me into it, I took the sudafed and cracked a Schmirnie
if I turn into a drug addict, alchy....will you feel bad?
probably not. you're the one who made the choice. ;)
peer pressure is a bitch though...
I just want to fit in
'tis true
if you said jump off that bridge, i would most likely do it
yeah, but only if you were pissed...
true and I wouldnt break any bones, because you dont when you fall down drunk
apparently
that's right...cause you're all floppy and shit *cough*bullshit*cough*
yeah
yeah
thats what I've heard
Have a drink for me - I'm getting a root canal in 4 hours.:sniff: :worried: :redface:
Hello ladies. :)
is that like said all sleazy like spexxie??
coz if it is, I'm kinda turned on
but still pissed that you didnt like me because i didnt have an a, i, o whatthefuckever in my name :p
you should have a drink for yourself spex
Hey a root canal is a good thing. Who wants nerve endings in their teeth!
is that like said all sleazy like spexxie??
coz if it is, I'm kinda turned on
but still pissed that you didnt like me because i didnt have an a, i, o whatthefuckever in my name :p
I told you that I was referring to buddug.:( I would never say I don't like you - it's not true.
I didn't mean it sleazy. If you're kinda turned on, is there anything I can do to help?
Hey a root canal is a good thing. Who wants nerve endings in their teeth!
Its good after it's done. During ain't so fun, and thank God for the drugs!
I didn't mean it sleazy. If you're kinda turned on, is there anything I can do to help?
Ohh was it said all Angelina Jolie like in Gone in 60 seconds then?
There was nothing you do could to help :( I took a couple of Mersyndol and the mood passed.
Hope you're recovering OK spexx :)
And the peanut gallery is silent...
I read through this entire thread, and I have to admit, I laughed pretty heartily at many of the goings on between the three Aussies... maybe I can join next time. :lol: But I kinda doubt it because when you are just getting started is 6am or so here. Alas... missed oppurtunities
Hope you're recovering OK spexx :)
Oxycodone is good shit.
oh oh, intervention time!
Party at the Spexters place!
So, who's going to be drunk and meaningless tonight?
errrr - that would be me. I have babysitting duties again tomorrow morning, so no partying for me :)
I have the smirnies and Zibibbo on ice as we speak (actually, I am already sipping some leftover Moscato, but dont tell anyone!!)
the ever present BlurBlin and coke for me ;)
can you last a few more hours Zip??? then we can party on ;)
Typical woman question..."Can you last a few more hours?" Yeah, sure...me and Sting. :rolleyes: :D
can you last a few more hours Zip??
As in how many hours ???
Well I'll be home in an hour. ;)
No alchohol for me, but I have my legally prescribed sleep aid, which after taking, I try to stay up as long as possible. I'm gonna go play some wolfenstein et right now, bbl to check in on youse.
I'm in :p
I just had some nasty margaritas with dinner....why do old people like to eat dinner so early?? I'm gonna be fucken starving at 8pm.
BUT!!! I have supplies this time :D
wtf is wolfenstein? and do I want to play it?
sheesh - off to google
it's a game of wwII shootings of the others team. the servers are a bit lame tonight.... i'm in and out
it is free, however.
smoke break. lets see if i can sneak out w/out waking the pods and hearing "*sigh*, I was hoping you would quit that. You said you were." I love em though.
well.
i thought u ppl could partay. Sigh, guess I'll go watch TV and sleep, not necessarily in that order
can party
soo is wolf thingie like BF1942?
wolfenstein
Was the First First person perspective shooter game , I used to have ( and may Still have) a set of 5 1/4 floppies of it .
Good game from the WAY back Machien .
But when DOOM first came out I got HOOKED UP for a solid month !!!!!
DAYM !!!!
I wish I didn't have Dial up , I bet I could kick Noodels ass at that !!!
enemy territory is the free online only version. it's cooler than just wolfenstein. i have bf1942 as well, haven't cracked it out in awhile. also BF2 and call of duty. WoW and eve online, of course.
meh, it's too late to start a game tonight.tomorrow i will though.
zippy, I played WoW on dialup for months before the cable company finally got its act together out here. It was more like a slideshow than animation. Horrible.
Oh come on this is the meaningless Drunk thread ,
Whats the haps Chicks ???
zippy you cant be that under the influence, I can read your posts.
get some balls about you and have a real go!
Well show me something to have a go about !!!!
TiTTYS !!!
ASSS !!!!
any thing else you want , cause , well I want it ALL !!!! ;)
you have my tits n arse on here already :p theres plenty of rudie stuff in the NSFW thread
[says in a hoity voice] theres more to me than tits and arse you know!!!![end of hoity voice coz it hurts my head]
that's true. you're ok & i'm glad you're here.
the end
well fuck - thanks lj, but you *the ended* me outta anybody to play with.
hmmm....staying home and getting wasted prior to babysitting is no different to going out and say, just partying till midnite prior to babysitting...is it?
:D
enemy territory is the free online only version. it's cooler than just wolfenstein. i have bf1942 as well, haven't cracked it out in awhile. also BF2 and call of duty. WoW and eve online, of course.
meh, it's too late to start a game tonight.tomorrow i will though.
zippy, I played WoW on dialup for months before the cable company finally got its act together out here. It was more like a slideshow than animation. Horrible.
I went through Wolfenstien, spear of destiny, doom, hexen... all those first person shooters. Noodle, what's the web sight for on-line playing?
it's a game of wwII shootings of the others team. the servers are a bit lame tonight.... i'm in and out
it is free, however.
I actually prefer the standalone. Return to Castle Wolfenstein game.
I suck when trying to outwit other human players.
I shouldn't say that. For a while I was pretty good at Global Operations because I was very familiar with the maps and missions.
What I should say is that I am not as easily embarrased by being shredded into little bits by the game itself. It's having it done by some 14 year old dweeb, you know?
I have the original Wolfenstein 3-D for GBA.
I think it's time to revive this thread
Great minds Ali....was just searching it meself
geez...we must come from the same country
I'm going to change this signature tonight. give me something to work with
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
something along the lines of....
men suck?
hmmm...well not all men suck. mostly just fucking sibling ones. My arsehole brother is such a fuckwit. I reckon him and your sis might be soul mates.
Should we set them up??
Actually, how old is he? is he my type (I'm quite partial to fuckwits if history is anything to go on).
he's 32 and married. Very conservative, but a fucking decietful liar. As I said, a conservative. ;)
Ohhh well, conservative and me just dont seem to mix that well.
Besides, I have men problems out the waaaazzzoooo at the moment. :)
Just lay back and tell me all about them...
I'm a doctor you know
meh - they arent really worth talking about on here ;)
hey we should hit up the chattie thingiemabob
oh great I have to play in the pissed thread on me own again
I''m back...just like the poltergeist
'bout fucken time
I mean, welcome back Aliantha my dear!!
I've been playing in that ...umm...*other* website you mentioned the other day
Oh my gawd - youre sooo sacked Ali.
Right - I need a new no-life-on-a-saturday-nite party person please?
Qualifications needed:
* bendable elbow
*willingness to show skin
thats it really
I would help you out with that... but because of the time difference I would be up until 5:41am and I don't particularly want to do that... besides, I don't have access at home. But I will soon!
Does anyone have an extra smoke?
Sorry...I don't smoke anymore.
Well then, give me your old stash!
lol...I don't have a stash. Why don't you go to the shops?
Well, the fine cigar shop across the street is closed...I guess I'll have to settle for a Marlboro from loverboy, if he'll share.
I used to smoke marlboro's sometimes. They're not a bad puff.
I prefer Camels, but tonight I treated myself to some leftover Dunhills. Not sure where the tobacco comes from, but it's a slow smoke.
Dunhills were my smoke of choice when I was really smoking. Mmmmm...takes me back to some fun times...:) Glad I don't smoke anymore though. Did you know that a packet of 25''s is about $12 here these days.
I bought the 20 pack for 8 bucks, so that sounds about right. Glad I don't smoke regularly! I'd rather spend the money on shoes.
Sounds like a more productive way to spend your money. ;)
tequila... substantial quantities now..
How're you doing now? :lol:
I've finessed my way through another set without having the merest hint of a decent single-stroke.
I'm so excited because I will be at conference the rest of the week and I am taking a laptop and I will probably get to do some of my first Cellar drunken posting!
I apologize in advance for any inappropriate behavior. :)
Make sure you take a web cam too! ;)
Make sure you take a web cam too! ;)
Oh, believe me, NO ONE wants to see that! :p
I apologize in advance for any inappropriate behavior. :)
Any inappropraite behaviour of yours is entirely appropriate. Trust me.
Here I am, on beer 5, and I'm not feelin' the love! I am, however, still able to stop myself from (too) long, rambling posts about things that seem relevant when you're, well, on beer 5.
I"m drunk and it's meaningless
Now I'm even drunker and it's even more meaningless
You're giving my sobriety meaning.
I'm glad I'm good for something Griff. ;)
*sigh*
I've decided Christmas can fuck off next year, I'm not participating.
blah, sorry bippy, I was in a ferel down mood last nite.
My family's all kinds of fucked at times (Xmas being one of them), I had a shitty arsed phone call from the *Father* of these 2 little boys, and I had a few too many drinkies :)
I've always loved Christmas, but this year its just sucked and I should of just packed up and gone to a resort like I wanted too.
Excuse my bahhumbuggedness.
I could probably find something meaningless to post, but even after three extremely large glasses of wine, I'm nowhere near drunk enough.
Not even barely tipsy.
I could probably find something meaningless to post, but even after three extremely large glasses of wine, I'm nowhere near drunk enough.
Not even barely tipsy.
You know what increased tolerance means, chick. ;)
My sister-in-law had a good story last night. She was in the habit of adding water to her parents liquor to replace what she'd drunk. One night her Mom (who can hold her booze) drank an almost full bottle of "scotch". She she just looked at the empty bottle and said, "I think I ought to just quit."
I hope she topped up the scotch with weak tea...just so the colour stays right. lol
Nope, not getting anything!
Except a few sheets to the wind.... Am probably in the wrong time zone to get anyone to join me though!
Does it mean anything that two of guys who know me best bought me booze for Christmas?
Only if you're drinking it right now! What kind did you get?
Nah.
Guys.... presents..... it was probably whatever was closest to hand when they remembered they were spose to get you something!
What kind did you get?
A still unopened bottle of El Jimador teqilla and a bottle of Redbreast Irish Whiskey which we broke the seal on upon receipt >noon Christmas Day.
I've never heard of El Jimador, but after a little research, I'm jealous.
I just looked it up. The bottle I got is El Jimador Reposada not the $130 stuff. I've never had it before. I'll review it when we get into it.
Selene is out at a Disco Night at a friend's bar, and I'm trying to digitize some old cassettes I got at the thrift store the other night. Vodka and Coke, which has become my standard, muscling out whiskey and coke, which is just too damn hard on the head.
Who else is at it?
It's new years eve here. Only just after lunch time atm though. I'll be at it in more ways than one later on this evening though. ;)
My first wife and I always made it a point to actually be having sex at the "stroke" of midnight on NYE. Then she decided to make it a point to never have sex with me again, and divorced me.
Smart girl.
I dunno Els...from what I've seen, maybe she's the loser.
I never know. Sometimes, I'm big-headed, and think I'm all that. Other times (like now), I'm pretty much a loser boy. So far tonight I have failed to install a driver, failed to install the weather station software to go with the weather station, played about three hours of old stuff I recorded with varying band formations so I could feel half assed good about myself, put away a second load of dishes from the dishwasher, finished the pots and pans, cleaned the stove and counters...
Oh...I also got a phone call from my Mrs, who is once again having a much better run at the poly thing than I. Her disco night foray resulted in a mutual interest situation which has made its way to a nearby IHOP (that's International House of Pancakes for those of you on the other side of the International Date Line) for conversation and consideration of whether it ought to go anywhere further.
The pic below will show you why (my wife is quite the babe) she won't have to have a boring night out unless she chooses to...
I know my turn is coming up someday soon, and I'm happy for her, but...
Next time someone tells you open marriage/poly is always cool, have them send me an email. It is great when you're doing okay, not so great when you smell like bleach and you're wondering why you aren't quite as desireable. :)
Yeah, I'm a whiner. You all probably know that, though. Its all good.
I doubt I'd be comfortable with that sort of arrangement, so hopefully I'll never be asked to make the decision. I doubt that it'll happen unless I were the one to suggest it though.
I can imagine it must be tough for you. I don't reckon it's all about the sex anyway.
See yourself the way we all do and I reckon you'll feel much better about yourself.
Actually, I'm really quite okay with it. I just vent both sides of my feelings...one side at a time.
I doubt I'll be at all tolerable when my time comes along... :rolleyes:
I'm hardly ever tolerable. Just ask some of the posters here. lol
I'm always in here bymyself
fuckenspace bar
Sounds like a start for a horror movie....
"Igor! Get the lightning generator ready!!"
"Yes, Dr. Fuckenspace!"
I thought it was the name of the bar she is always in by herself.
Sounds like a start for a horror movie....
"Igor! Get the lightning generator ready!!"
"Yes, Dr. Fuckenspace!"
I thought it was the name of the bar she is always in by herself.
why werent you two around when I was drunk?
Sounds like a start for a horror movie....
"Igor! Get the lightning generator ready!!"
"Yes, Dr. Fuckenspace!"
That's FOKINSHPACE! ;)
I'm seriously considering getting a bit drunk myself shortly!
I'm seriously considering getting a bit drunk myself shortly!
Me too.
Cheers
Me too
Roll on 5pm
I hate my job!!
i have rum. and chinese food. and more rum.
I might have a drink tonight...and I definitely will tomorrow. It's Australia Day!
I'm celebrating Australia Day here. This would be a big deal if all the Aussies weren't already either unconscious or nursing hangovers.
No, no...I admire them. Here I am, barely home from work, and they're already done with. That shows motivation and true Aussie national spirit.
well they are go getters down there...
Excuse me! I'm at work!!!
What year is it down there?
Drink or run?
Drink or run?
hmmmm, tough decisions....
Ok - i've run, now I stink and I am hungry.
Will take a Scotch n Coke in the shower with me, and order a pizza. Thats a fair deal!!
Do you think pizza dudes deliver to naked chicks very often??? pizza I mean.
I wish you people were insomniacs or something. I have no one to play with.
Might go play in AFF chat
Do you think pizza dudes deliver to naked chicks very often??? pizza I mean.
I'm more than happy to deliver to naked chicks. But I'm all out of pizza.
:lame:
I'm nicely buzzed. Good morning Duck.
Just giving this one a bump for tonight. ;)
just for tonite ???
Swearing off the hooch ???
Not You , your and Aussie !!!!
Its NOT allowed !!
Hooch???? We don't do that sort of thing down here. :) We're angels.
OK. I"m here, where's the party????
Right. I'm not hanging around this place much longer. What's the point of being meaninglessly drunk if there's no one to give it any meaning?
It's about time you showed up wench!
Are you watching The Chaser?
Nah, I'm looking at porn :)
Whats The Chaser?
It's on chanel 2. They're taking the piss out of fox news atm. Very funny.
Have you seen Wilfred???
OMG thats the funniest show ever! I near peed the other nite.
na. When's that on? What's it about?
ok that's it. This has been a very boring hump day drunk thread!
I'm going to have a shower and...and...and...
nunya!
Its about a dog, called Wilfred, who's really a guy in a dog costume.
SBS, Mondays at 10.
Damn, looks like I missed out...I should've taken the laptop to the bar last night. :cool:
you didn't miss much blue...as you can see.
Just cracked the first one..... :D
i'm with you. just as soon as i have a nice hot bath. wednesday nights are my time. maybe check gabbly in a couple hours.
OK..."blacks" "cheese and bikkies" "quince paste" - Seeing that I have lived a sheltered life, away from the delicacies of the world, and rarely venture beyond the Mid-Atlantic States, would you be so kind as to gently and compassionately explain just what this stuff is, please? Let the record show that I do know, or think I know what strawberries are...
Up to way too many for a Weds night and off to bed for sex (if I can stay awake long enough)........
Hey!
I'm here! Just not drunk... But I can be fun and entertaining!
Nobody is here to talk to me and that makes me sad.
Up to way too many for a Weds night and off to bed for sex (if I can stay awake long enough)........
How'd that work out for you Monster??? ;)
MB just called to say he's buying nice Chilean wine for me, so I may be posting here in a couple of hours. Get yer cocktails ready, friends!
How'd that work out for you Monster??? ;)
very well, thanks. But boy, 6am seemed extra early this morning :(
OK...who's drinkin' besides me?
I am about to go out and drink for a friend's birthday... maybe you will still be on when I get back. :D
I might be...I'm working late tonight. Have fun!
OK...who's drinkin' besides me?
Well me, of course......
Whatcha drinkin?
Moi, the previously mentioned Chilean wine was great for dinner, but I've since switched to a "strawberry margarita."
captain, captain, captain and coke
Ah, a beige drink. Mine's pink.
Ah, a beige drink. Mine's pink.
pink is the colour of the devil
Well I like Barbie. I even have a collection, most of them in their boxes, which drives my niece nuts when she comes to visit.
'twould drive me nuts too. But probably for different reasons
ahoy....it;s time for late night snacking.......
'twould drive me nuts too. But probably for different reasons
Mua ha ha, I'm guessing you hate Barbie. My sister (niece's mom) does too. Believe me, I understand.
good. Barbies are only any good for throwing on barbies when we're all done with the marshmallows.
The usual burbin and coke , My wife has a room devoted to dolls , Barbie is fore front in this .
My sis used to give her Barbies mohawk cuts, and color their hair with magic marker.
I like Barbie for the kitsch factor...and investment value.
So zip, what Barbies does your wife have?
Well I think she has every christmas barbie from about 89 or so and a few other special editions ,
I put up shelfs for her on ALL 4 walls of the DOLL room .
She wont even let me put togather the special eddition of the OLD Bat Mobile that I found a few years back !!! DAMN HER !!!!
The DOLL ROOM?? You're wife's a lucky woman, obviously. :)
Waitaminute, that's not fair about the Bat Mobile. These types of things require give and take!
The doll room is the Back bed room , HER room , full of stuff ( mostly SHIT if you ask me ) , now the little bed room is my office , MY domain , not cleaned or vacumed unless I do it , as in ( do NOT rearange MY SHIT and I Won't rearange Your Shit !!!) !!!!
Its one of those terratorial arrangements ( don't ya Know ) .
Hey, it works...I think having established territory, at least somewhat, is key to a truly successful, long-term relationship. Monkeyboy and I have a similar arrangement--he has an entire store at his whim, basement included (and I even allow him to put stuff in my office). We have our own bathrooms at both home and work, and I have overriding say over the situation at home.
I've recently been told to stop tidying my husbands office. Here was I thinking I was being helpful when really all I was doing was hiding stuff!
Now he's responsible for his own mess. :)
BTW, I've got my cosmo and my basil and fetta pesto with crackers. Who wants to get meaninglessly drunk with me?
OK, I'm on my second cosmo. I'll have to just have to find someone else to entertain me soon at this rate. :(
I tell you what. Those chicks on the Jerry Springer show are just nuts. Specially when you see the deadbeats they're fighting over.
Not drunk yet, but I'm considering it. I picked up a bottle of Geyser Peak Chardonnay on sale today, and it might be chilled enough by now...
Wine is too slow. I prefers Grain and Red Bull.
The trick is you have to guzzle, which I'll be doing with this swill, so I don't have to taste it. No wonder it was on sale :yelsick:
It's working. I am so going to regret this tomorrow.
Where are the Oz girls? Is it too early over there still?
Hey there, zip! May I pour you a rum and coke?
You 2 still here??
It wasnt even 2pm when you were about before blue, but I am home n hitting it now :)
A Beamand coke would do nicely , thanks Blue .
so how was Your day Ladys ???
A Beamand coke would do nicely , thanks Blue .
Uh oh...all I have left is beer. Is that okay? I'm such a bad hostess this time of night!
Oh thats ok , I have Plenty of Beam and coke
You 2 still here??
It wasnt even 2pm when you were about before blue, but I am home n hitting it now :)
So it must be about 6-ish there now...is it Margarita weather?
Oh thats ok , I have Plenty of Beam and coke
What a relief. I'm a little jealous, though--sounds good right about now. Beer's fine, but it's not my first choice, usually.
well that depends on the beer , and the mood
New Belgum is WAY Good beer !!!!
Niters , its 3+am and I need sleep
I have Amstel, not the greatest, but not too bad.
Good night, zippy!
crap, see here I am again by meself
orite! where are all the drunk people???
but you're not drunk yet.
I'm working on it, give me a chance.
Cold medication and wine :D
My arse muscles are soooo sore and so are my thighs...theres something a bit weird about that.
my arse is sore. thanks to the chilli I ate last night
Good morning, ladies, if you're still here...
Either I need to move to Aussieland or you people need to adjust your drinking schedule.
It was about 10pm last night when I posted about my arse. I hung around for another hour or so, but not much was doing so I went to bed.
Sorry Griff. :( Maybe you should move to Oz?
I got distracted by aff chat and then fell asleep.
My arse muscles and thighs are much better today :)
Griff, I 2nd that you should move to Oz :D
Yeah, that was the culprit :)
I went into aff the other day. It hasn't changed much. lol
abandondend by a wild AUS girl :(
ok...I"m here. Where's the party?
the party is where you take it !!!
ok well, it's in my lounge room right now
Strobe lights , black lights and all ?????
No, but I've just showed the kids the video for "Star Trekking" and "Cows with Guns", so there's music.
yeah...it's a very funny song. The kids these days are just missing out on so much.
Me and Dazza have just been talking about how many pop culture references we use in every day life that our kids just don't have any idea about. Things like 'beam me up scotty' and 'you're not in Kansas anymore dorothy'.
'you're not in Kansas anymore dorothy'
Well of corse NOT your in OZ !!!!
Exactly! Cept everything is not green here anymore. :(
Well that sucks for you , but I set up my pool just last weekend , all green and growing here !!
I'd never abandon you Bip!!!
jesus h roosevelt christ Ali, I was ahead of you in post count at one stage!!
Yes well, I have a lot of shit to say without a lot of substance. It's amazing how much they add up. ;)
I'd never leave you either :P
oh, I feel so validated now. :)
No I would suck YOU Ali , , But I am married !!!
Soo look out Mrs. Carol !!!! ;) :))))
Have you heard of the Pick Up Artists?
They are an association in Melbourne, Sydney, London etc.
Fascinating stuff.
No I would suck YOU Ali , , But I am married !!!
Soo look out Mrs. Carol !!!! ;) :))))
OMG! Does that mean there's at least one person here besides Ducky that thinks there's something good about me? lol Wooohoooo! My life is much better now.
Your comment made me grin Zippy. Very cool. ;) (Mrs Carol is very safe though since there's an ocean between us...and I'm married too. :) )
Have you heard of the Pick Up Artists?
They are an association in Melbourne, Sydney, London etc.
Fascinating stuff.
I've heard the phrase before, but can't remember anything about it. I'll have to do a google for future reference.
They are an association of guys that are *taking back the power*. They study the art of making girls weak at the knees and lust after them.
lol...what do you mean taking 'back' the power? What power did men ever have over women? ;)
None, but they are trying to level the playing field.
Actually, the book by *juggler* is quite an interesting read.
Well good luck to them I say. :) Hopefully they'll figure out that they need to be a bit more romantic if they want to succeed at making women weak at the knees. lol
I'm reaching the end of my run here...but since it's Friday nite, I feel I have to revive this thread and check in. For those of you who participated in The Chat, I'll have you know I'm still nursing the tequila and strawberry odwalla juice!
You're such a pisshead blue. ;)
If that means drunkie, you're right on, Ali!
What time is it over there?
Yeah...that's pretty much it. Mostly you say it to people who like drinking. lol
My son just came upstairs after cleaning up some dog poo from under the house. He was retching. I asked him if he was ok. His response was, "I don't know if I'm going to live". lol
Then pour a cocktail for yourself. It's the right time.
I"m having a glass of wine. ;)
My son just came upstairs after cleaning up some dog poo from under the house. He was retching. I asked him if he was ok. His response was, "I don't know if I'm going to live". lol
Poor dear. Dog poo? Don't let him get a job in a bar. :)
lol He's not much good with stuff like that. I'm worse though.
It's a sav sem blanc. Quite dry but nice.
Sounds good--I like dry whites.
lol He's not much good with stuff like that. I'm worse though.
What?? I thought moms were experts at that!
hi this is adoss alis son
mum is getting dinner ready
hi this is adoss alis son
I have no friggin idea what this means
It means my son was at the computer while I went to put some food in the oven. ;)
I just wanted to note, that I had a Long Island Iced tea for the first time in a long time.
It seems to be much more potent than my usual Martini.
Long island iced teas are wicked. You only need one of those to get shit faced if you've already had a few drinks.
Mind you, martini's have got a kick all of their own. My girls and I had a cocktail party for me hens night and it was the martini that knocked me on my arse.
I stay away from the hard stuff - I stick with bourbon and tequila, for the most part.
Me too. I mostly just drink coffee [SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"][/COLOR][COLOR="White"]and Bailey's[/COLOR][/SIZE], orange juice [SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]and vodka[/COLOR][/SIZE], and Coke [SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]and bourbon[/COLOR][/SIZE].
I'll be making some cosmos tonight. Yummy.
anyone to play with?
its 1am D is out cold and I cant sleep. too much wine
Why the fuck doesnt wine n sex knock me out like everyone else? huh> huh?
meh - i'm going back to watching gangs of new york
Why the fuck doesnt wine n sex knock me out like everyone else?
It's the ratio - try more of the first and less of the second
i think i'll get my drink on tonight.
I drank 3 bottles of wine and Pulse drinks.
It was the Pulses me thinks, stupid vodka n guarana drinks!!
I'm soooooooooo tired now though n I have sore butt muscles.
I understand the post drunk feeling, but what were you doing with your butt?
Last night, my gf and I made blueberry margaritas with fresh blueberries from my blueberry bushes, then watched movies and drank them. And did other fun stuff, too.
Hmmm, well, the sore butt muscles comes from being a bit adventurous on the balcony :D ones stablisher muscles got a bit of a work out it would appear.
Blueberry margaritas sounds lovely 'spode, and the stuff afterwards woulda been fun too. I like that you have a gf :)
Hey, I've made those before. They're awesome! (blueberry margaritas I mean)
Why the fuck doesnt wine n sex knock me out like everyone else? huh> huh?
Well I don't know about everybody. I am not one of those after sex snugglers. Both beer and sex make me want to snack...then do it again.
shame I'm not younger. The spirit is willing. The flesh is weak.
... And did other fun stuff, too.
Make blueberry pie and popcorn? Make whooppee? ;)
I am paggered. Absolutely fucking munted. [trans. for non Brits: very drunk).
Was gonna post something really cool ( I think) and forgot what it was...posted some shite as a new thread ad UG pointed me over to this thread. The meaninless drunk thread. Cool. That's prettty much what I am looking foir right now.
Oh, but I am in a really good mood, and I don;t mean just drunk. Granted the real ale helped and the whiskey probably didint hurt, but I was already fairly cheery. But here's the thing...when your mood is up there and ideas are fizzing, and your mind's running overdrive and everything seems to be slipping into placce....you know, there's a stop sign coming up. You know you're going to crash, and feel as low as you feel high.
spent the last few days just riding the wave, euphoric, in control, everything working just like it should. Working frighteningly well. Ideas fizzling, and flying wild. Momentum building up, and it's wierd cauase it's always edgy, like any second now you're going to lose your balance, lose your footing and fall, but yyou're so fucking confident. So fast....nothing's fast enough, it all seems to move so slow. Like you're high on amphetamines, but you've not taken anything. All building up to a crescendo.....
But anyway....I'm getting sidetracked: important point is that I am drunk.
Soooo....tell us about this guy Dana.....
DanaC's drucking funk all right -- her typing is slurred! :D
Hmmmm...very interesting. lol
She's spelling very well for someone that's pissed,good job the spellcheck stayed in tonite :D
I am green this morning. I had too much to drink last night with the girls and at 2:30 I realized it was time to start driving the porcelain bus. It was a long trip. I only got off at about 9am this morning.
I swear my guts have just about turned themselves inside out. :(
try drinking rum. and only rum. captain morgan.
Aye, nothing but rum could get you driving that bus :D
I hope you feel better soon, Aliantha.
Buahahahahahahaha
Oopps....sorry....I mean....
Hope you feel better soon, Ali :)
my present piss is untenable. see y'all post class re onion.
Just had a nice nap and am feeling much better. I think the mcdonalds really helped also.
A bit of grease to rejuvenate the liver is always good. ;)
I think I'll stay off the grog for a little while now. Not too keen on a repeat performance.
You're such a bitch duckling.
St Ronald (of the McDonald clan) is the patron saint of drinkers.
You're on the mend if you can keep it down!
Yeah, I'm doing ok. Just trying to rehydrate now.
My teeth hurt though. lol It really sux.
Argh. Tried to write a couple of responses but really quite drunk.
No experiment this time, just posting three sheets to the wind.
How'd the packing go today? Did you get far?
I'm soooooooooo regretting the friggn LiveEart party tomorrow when i Have to get up for wrok.
In support of my *i'm off fucking men* and I mean, I am off *fucking* men and I am off fucking *men*....I stayed home tonite.
I had a lovely bath and about a bottle n a half of Zibibbo....I didnt realise bath n wine would mean I would get pissed easy.
'pparently it does.
Anybody bout?
Oh....I dont mean I am off, as in, I am out fucking men, I meant off, I'm not doing it anymore...well...for a while at least.
My ex (practically teetotal) used to believe drinking in the bath was really dangerous because you got drunk so quickly it was possible to slip under the water and drown.
I never did get this...
My ex (practically teetotal) used to believe drinking in the bath was really dangerous because you got drunk so quickly it was possible to slip under the water and drown.
I never did get this...
You guys act as if you don't read books and drink in the tub.....
:D
What? Doesn't everyone do that?
Sundae Girl By the way- your photos just get better and better on that other thread- keep 'em coming!:)
Well, you shouldn't do shots of Everclear that way. (198 proof or so)
So, anyone up for it tonight?
Looks like I get to be meaninglessly drunk all by myself tonight. I wonder how much I can annoy Bruce before I decide to go to bed.
Well I just got up and milked the goat so I'm probably a couple hours from booze. I watched a pretty depressing movie last night. Boys don't cry with Hillary Swank. Did you see it yet?
Ohhh yes. Saw that years ago. Excellent movie.
Hey...no tear jerkers at this time of the night! i haven't seen it...not going to see it.
I'll just have my gin.
Good call Ali. Very sensible you aussie chicks.
Booze and that movie would lead to a downward spiral. Strong flick though.
I am thinking of the right one yeah? With the single mum?
The main character is a girl (Swank) with gender identity issues. She knows she's a guy so she starts dressing as one in "trailer park" Nebraska. She also has problems with alcohol, stealing cars and such. I think it is based on a true story. Pretty heavy stuff, violent content.
oh. okay it's not the film I was thinking about :P
Though now you say it I have actually seen that film.
Griff, you may find this interesting.
http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/boysdontcry.php
It looks at the real case and how the film relates (or doesn't) to that.
Well I just got up and milked the goat
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
so I'm probably a couple hours from booze. I watched a pretty depressing movie last night. Boys don't cry with Hillary Swank. Did you see it yet?
Great movie! Hilary Swank and Chloe Sevigny both are wonderful in it.
Tomorrow I'll have to review what I've tonight here posted and suffer the appropriate consequences.
I plan on making a complete ass of myself tomorrow night while Selene is off for the weekend at a sybaritic festival on her own.
Well that's something to look forward to. ;)
Ohhhh, lemme know what time 'spode, I'm in for some arse making
Tomorrow I'll have to review what I've tonight here posted and suffer the appropriate consequences.
I woke up early this morning with a vague memory of leaving the neighbors, followed eventually by being on the Cellar, but it's all a little hazy. I was surprised this morning to see that I was here for over an hour and that I had posted quite a bit.
I was glad
not to see any syntactical, grammatical or morphological errors. I think a bottle of wine improves my writing.
I'm also glad that the bear didn't eat me.
The dudes I live with (two of them) and myself decided to get ourself a keg to kick off the start of leave. Well the beerstore had only crappy beers and expensive Killians, so we went ahead and bought the equivalent, or 126 pints of PBR. I'm pretty sure it kicked our ass, but we're finishing it off tonight (this was yesterday). Pictures soon to follow
Woah woah woah woah.. someone need s to play gears of war with me on xboxlive right now.
do it
i need an ass to kick
[edit] switchingtoguns on XBL
I'm drunker already than any of you will be later...I'll come back and prove it after awhile. Slackers.
One Cuttysark tonight. Sorry guys I'll try to do better.
I'm drunker already than any of you will be later...I'll come back and prove it after awhile. Slackers.
Bring it
In the minds of the main mattering men the slow down before the speed up will add to the art of this artifice.
i cant feel my feet
try drinking rum. and only rum. captain morgan.
Thats tonight, the pineapple is frickin amazing
I've now consumed about 3/4 of a bottle of gin, and am now working on beer. I am a God.
All ye who dare, come to gabbly chat...bring your beverages.
Hmmmm...gin? Does that mean you're going to start crying Els? lol
Well fuck, I'm late, but I am here with me gin
Ah, now we've just left chat...
I'm stone cold sober....haven't drunk anything for four days. I'm trying to get healthy, but I am coming to the conclusion that good health is overrated...
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Hmmmm...gin? Does that mean you're going to start crying Els? lol
Only if he's started to love Big Brother.
Well, i dunno about big brother, but I know that if I'm in any way emotional and then get sloshed on gin I just know I"m going to start blubbering. So much so that my husband just waits till it starts and then puts me to bed. lol
Well, if you ever wanted to know -- last page of 1984.
I know, its like only Friday over there, but cmon....someone?
my family is kidnappin gmn me
they are!
fucking kidnnnapping me
Tell them to fuck off
well
unless they have your best intentions at heart>?
wytf havent you updated yourr thread pedal?
I mean petal
and you reeally shouldna tell them to fuck off, its not pleasantness at all
its jus my first reaction to people trying to make mee do stuff
Seriously, one of you fuckeers better play with me tonite, or there will be consequences!!
I've put a bitof effort into getthing this drunk this early.
C'mon, I iz srs duck 2nte!!
Oh gawd, it's early alright--like 4:30 am early here!
OK, so where the fuck did you go, Ducks??
I was reading the *other* threads and getting on my silly soap box
So what are you drinkin??
At the moment, Black Douglas and Dry :)
Sorry bout that last nite Blue.
For some reason my net died and so did my friggen home phone.
I called Telstra and reported the fault, figuring I would be all Sunday without net (I gasped too, lemme tell ya), and this morning it was all working as it should.
Meh, I played xbox360 half pissed instead :)
I missed out on the fun. I was sleep'n.
Hey Bri...It's good to be kidnapped by yer family. Yer being LOVED!
Sorry bout that last nite Blue.
For some reason my net died and so did my friggen home phone.
I called Telstra and reported the fault, figuring I would be all Sunday without net (I gasped too, lemme tell ya), and this morning it was all working as it should.
Meh, I played xbox360 half pissed instead :)
No apologies needed--my wi-fi was crapping out and I was getting a hangover, so I went to bed.
Hmmm...ok. What would you like to see? lol More shoes?
no, that was entertaining when I was sober
whats your biggest life regret?
(Ahahahaah I love the cellar at night) you guys are the bestest
ch'yeah
I can see Brucie and Bimbo being all......"fucking drunk aussies spewing shit allllllll over the board"
My biggest regret would be telling my mum about getting raped about 3 weeks before she found out she had cancer. (way to put a downer on things, but I have to be honest)
besides that, it's losing my cherry to a dickhead.
Getting married to a guy I didnt love for all the wrong reasons.
Whom, I am now divorced from :) it became official on my birthday
Hmmm...well, I guess it's time to start looking forward then? (I am sorry for you Ducks. Must be a hard time for you right now on top of everything else. You must be feeling a bit like shit)
Let's hear about Razz's biggest regret.
Meh, I am totally sick of myself.
All I do is beat myself up over men, I mean, I dont NEED a guy, but I want one and I want the right one.
I am NOT a misery guts, whinger...but thats what I am turning into.
I dont like me at the moment
Ohhh, look, I am a sooky drunk now
Well, there's lots to like about you matey.
Finding someone to be happy with isn't the easiest thing to do if you're on a mission.
I think enjoying the experience of getting there is good though. Remember, all the things you learn along the way make you tht much better to make it work when it happens.
You're not a dick ducks. When you find someone you can work with on an emotional level it'll be easy. Not so hard as it's been for you with these other guys you've known lately. I'm not saying it'll all be plain sailing, but you'll know you're at least headed in the same direction.
lol...wow, look at this thread. You really were grumpy last weekend!
I wasnt grumpy, I was depressed and feeling sorry for myself.
I'm allowed!
I've decided to just stick to what I am good at :)
well, you're talking semantics now. But that's ok. They're your feelings. :)
So tell us, what is it you're so good at?
Its not a *telling* kinda thing :)
I officially volunteer to participate in whatever demonstration you might wish to "mount", as it were.
[double scotch][beavis]heh heh... he said "mount".... heh heh[/beavis][/double scotch]
K spode, you just needa get naked......get some baby oil and bend over
If you can accomplish that from where you are, I am intrigued, if a bit less enthusiastic then I might have been at first consideration.
Nah, kidding, you would love what I am good at :D
ok...anyone want to keep me company here today?
Sorry Ali, I'm just heading into bed now :)
awww...well that's no fun!
and I only have 10 posts to go
oh well, I can certianly keep up for 10 posts
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lol, well the question on everyone's mind is....
Are you going to post a photo of your bum for your 6,000th post?
no way. lol I don't think anyone wants to see that ale damaged piece of flubber.
I'm quite sure they do, just ask elspode.
lol...I dunno. I don't think Els is one of my admirers. Maybe Drax? ;)
Oh yes, drax definitely wants to see it.
actually, I think he's the only one.
I doubt that! I've seen you, and you're quite attractive. I'm sure you have a ton of super secret cellar admirers, and some not-so-secret ones.
haha...I think I'm too annoying for anyone to think that way about me, but that's ok. I know Dazza loves me, and that's all that really matters. :)
I thought you were going to bed?
I told you, I'm staying up to give you your post-boost....
and by the way, I've just come across a thread discussing your arse, and it seems the consensus is approving of it.
The avocado one? I don't see much approval there. lol only 'discussion'.
This is post 5999. As per usual when I come to a pinacle point in my life, I've been drinking!
Well, I'm sure we'll see tomorrow (or later today for you I guess) what the public thinks of your arse. Too bad you don't need more posts, I'd start a poll...or maybe a "How come there aren't more photos of Ali's ass on the cellar" thread. Hmm...it has potential you know..
lol...it'd have to be entitled, 'how come there aren't any pics of ali's arse on the cellar'.
and the answer to that is clear of course.
It's not cellar worthy!
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Well, now you've blown 6,000
I guess we have to wait until 10,000 now in order to see your arse. Maybe I should start a petition or something?
lol...maybe. Anyway, thanks for helping me matey. Off to bed with you now. Gotta go put dinner out for the kids and stuff here. :)
I'll be back in an hour or so.
Yes yes, night ali! Grats on your 6k :cheerldr: :celebrat:
lol! I thought this was the thingy-less monk thread!!!
lol! I thought this was the thingy-less monk thread!!!
Speaking there of, which of you miscreants drank my Bushmills?
Speaking there of, which of you miscreants drank my Bushmills?
You're soaking in it!
You're soaking in it!
Why yes, it seems I am.
Like a half done fruitcake...
Oh hai, *bump*
Chelsea 3, Liverpool 2! Guess who's been drinking all day...
They follow English football in Des Moines?
Not totally drunk yet, but I've got a good buzz on. Some questions for the day:
- It's October. Can we stop wearing flipflops now?
- Is 7:30PM still early enough for small children to be in the bar?
getting a small glow
felling nice and a wee bit frisky
On a Sunday nite? Lushes :D
I have a cold and alcohol kills germs.... makes perfect sense to me...
Hey I'm a jobless loser. I should join you in a drinky. I think I still have some peach Stoli.
:)
On a Sunday nite? Lushes :D
When you are self employed every night is a "school night":mad:
I drank beer and worked all day...mowed TF's yard, cleaned my kitchen, swept and mopped kitchen and sunroom, douched out the shop vac and replaced the filters, took out trash, tried to clean cat piss off of two laptop cases, and digitized Lane's first album in preparation for updating and overdubbing.
I woke up at 6:45 AM with a nasty allergy attack, so starting drinking at 11:00 seemed reasonable.
OOOooops.
Got into my parents' wine store!
Now I don't want you to think this is some sort of cellar (well, this is, but not a real one) in a country house in Merry Olde Englande. This is a wine rack under the open plan stairs, which I have been resisting like a good girl.
Except tonight I didn't. And consequently I am a leedle bit drunken.
I'm sure I will pay tomorrow. But hey, Mum & Dad aren't back til Sunday and I'll replace the bottles. I just wish I had something nice and light and fluffy tasting of strawberries to drink. This red wine is clagging up my mouth right now. But may as well drink it now I'm drunk.
Wow..I must have drank a lot of peach stoli, because I don't remember a bit of that...
Mmm... work tomorrow so can't afford a hangover so no craziness for me tonight. But I have Weds thru Sunday off, and Ted will be home tomorrow night so I'm thinking Tues night will be the night to get toasted...
I actually haven't been toasted since last Sunday. That's some kind of new record for me, not counting when I was pregnant. Hm.
Don't have anything in the house right now - but I'm out of dishwashing and laundry soap, so I have to go to the store later anyhow. Hm. Hm. ;)
god, I'm so glad Sundae is cool.
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Unlikethe REST of you.,
You have NO idea just how very COOL I actually am. Hmph!
I'm so cool I'm freezing. Literally. I HATE winter.
Stupid men.
*the yank* is out on a non-date with another chick
Im one my 3rd can of scotch n dry :D ...apparently cold n flu meds make this floaty feeling.
come plaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
How good is the fray?
I like the fray, I'd do the lead singer, coz he's like bald n stuff...well, its a revenge thing.
but I'd do him
Drunk on Halloween? Never! Not me....How drunk are you by the way?
Oh not at all? Well I'll be moving on then.
It's days after Halloween, and I'm not even drunk. I'm not even drinking.
Staying up too late, well, yeah...
I'm drunk and there's no meaning.
Where's everyone else????
I'm right here, it is 3 hours till my first final, grades are due in a few hours(haven't look at there crappy papers) so I'm drinking
drinking before an exam?...Maybe I'm not as thought as I drunk I was because that doesnt make sense.
Why? Do you think you're going to fail?
I study better once I have had a few, perhaps
And I can't wait until the stores open, hard liquor o yaah
Oh well...I guess whatever works best for you.
Do you find you retain the information better?
My brain doesn't retain anything when I've been drinking. I'm lucky if my brain retains itself between my earholes to be honest.
Well, I just want to party now...but i live in a little village/township and everyone else is sleeping...including my baby...so I can't go to the pub...which is within walking distance...but husband dear is away...so that's not even an option. Bummer.
That sucks ali, I always hate drinking alone
Yeah well...I take my opportunities when tey com up these days...and I don't get too many opportunities.
Hmmm...now I'm thinking I should probably sober up just in case something happens to the baby.
I suppose I could call an ambulance.
It's not like I can't type still.
As long as you can still walk I don't see a real problem with it
Maybe not...but still. I should be more responsible.
Lucky I have good neighbours.
Do the best you can. It is ok to take some time for yourself.
IMO ever day I don't eat a bullet is a victory
I suppose we all fight our own demons in our own way...and no one else ever knows unless we tell them.
The world is a better place with you in it.
I know, but I was just thinking how every one that cares about me and everyone I care about I will one day move away, run away, push away or out live.
Hmmmm...wish I had some sage advice for you here...but unfortunately not. All I can say is to make the best of everything you have before you don't have it anymore.
Three songs
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The last song is just funny
The Meaningless Drunk Thread
I'm on my way.. don't make me travel alone.
Today I vow to remain sober in every way.
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That was a complete and total lie.
Ima get higher than a fart in a space suit.
i stocked up for the storm... box of wine in the fridge, 12 pack of double bag, 4 allagash dubbels, 4 allagash tripels, bottle of alcoholic root beer (SHIT'S FANTASTIC!), bottle of bacardi 151, bottle of smirnoff 100. bring it on, weather.
i stocked up for the storm... box of wine in the fridge, 12 pack of double bag, 4 allagash dubbels, 4 allagash tripels, bottle of alcoholic root beer (SHIT'S FANTASTIC!), bottle of bacardi 151, bottle of smirnoff 100. bring it on, weather.
Ah, to be young again...or to just have a young liver...
Have fun Ibby - be safe!
Did you stock up on water in case your water supply goes out? Or are you going to be flushing the toilet with Smirnoff?
(Power outage doesn't automatically equal loss of running water, but it can, depending on your circumstances - and there are other reasons the water supply may potentially be unreliable ...)
Anything to keep you inside and out of the storm, I suppose.
and don't mix boozing with lighting campstoves indoors or other assorted nonsense.
I've got four liters of water in the fridge. IF we lose running water, which isn't too likely this far north/up here on the hill above the lake, i'm not terribly worried about going a day or so without shitting to be honest. worst case i'll let it sit (ick!). but honestly, while POWER outage is likely, water interruption isn't, up here. And anyway, I have plenty of booze to barter with in the post-apocalyptic post-storm society.
heya folks who's around tonight? lets cellar chat or something.