dwellar NSFW pics 2006: show yourself
Ok, here it is! Notice that it does NOT say show MYself! :jig:
Oh, ok...
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Here is a genuine, bonafide picture of my actual crotch.
Edit: also one of my butt.
If NBN was here, he'd hook us up. He has before, in fact. I've only recently recovered.
Sigh, I was just waxing nostalgic, thinking of when we met. You and your "haunted house killer guy is OK" and me and my "haunted house killer guy not OK." We've come so far, and yet...though far away it seems, it was really only yesterday.
(Breaks into song)
You and me against the world...:lol:
[COLOR="Gray"]Pssst...dude, I was kidding[/COLOR]
He left skid marks gettin' out of here!
:bolt:
:p
Stop it Mr. N., you're getting me all hot. I can't take the excitement.
Sigh, I was just waxing nostalgic, thinking of when we met. You and your "haunted house killer guy is OK" and me and my "haunted house killer guy not OK." We've come so far, and yet...though far away it seems, it was really only yesterday.
(Breaks into song)
You and me against the world...:lol:
I didn't run off, I was picking china patterns :lovers:
baby don't go.
I didn't run off, I was picking china patterns :lovers:
baby don't go.
:p
Remember, I don't like anything garish or all flowery. Simple elegance will do the trick. And I draw the line, that painting you picked out, those dogs playing poker, that is OFF the gift registration. Hope it's not a deal breaker. :o
I don't like to complain, but I usually like my NSFW stuff a little more NSFW. China patterns? Get real. Somebody grab a camera and get nekkid.
You know you were all thinking the same thing...:redface:
Goodness gracious....show my winky? No, no...almost is all you get. :redface:
Is that a Dale Keown (Pitt) Hulk?
I don't like to complain, but I usually like my NSFW stuff a little more NSFW. China patterns? Get real. Somebody grab a camera and get nekkid.
You know you were all thinking the same thing...:redface:
I'm going to post a picture of my nipple in this post right here. I have to wait for the office to clear out a little.
Edit: This is, without question, the most disturbed thing I've ever done.
:welcome:
Now with porn border.
Hmmm...it's a bit fuzzy noodle.
Camera phone. Plus, I only promised the nipple.
I'll see your nipple and raise you some cleavage!
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I'll see you boobicas (loving that top!!!) and raise you an arse...
Edit coz my arse looked big in this
*waiting to get the arse*
I had to resize it, no one needs to see my arse taking up their whole friggen screen.....'specially if its a 19 inch bugger
lol...nice arse! Where'd you get those undies from? Very sexy!
Heading right into the main part then, are we? Well then. Let me see what I have laying about....
btw ducks, i would tap that like it was illegal. :eek:
However, at this time I wish to continue with disturbing thematic elements.
Here I am, wearing evil, just dug up from teh grave black metal face paint (as much as I could manage in 5 minutes and low patience levels. Also, my hair has glittery silver glue in it, mixed with blue glue.
In the next picture, I am raping Ann coulter's book. And I'm conservative. I think we may discuss marriage soon. She seemed so happy.
I toe the line between 'show yourself' and 'back of the store for THAT kind of porn' so, voila: (as you can guess, I will never willingly post nude full body pics of myself. It's too much. But I will make sick jokes about what I do post.
as you can guess, I will never willingly post nude full body pics of myself. It's too much. But I will make sick jokes about what I do post.
but..would ya maybe email them??? :p
re: silence after my pics:
lol
you do realize I'm joking, right?
Counselors are standing by..............
RE: sending pics to ducks .....hmmm. I need to trim first. lemme get back to you.
I'm trying to think how I can trump your pics.
I have limited resources at work, but I am sure I can come up with something suitable.
joking? what were you joking about?
here's a guy with the biggest cock i've ever seen
Very nice!
Now if I could only figger out how to get a pic outta my phone and onto my computer. . .
Duck and Ali: All I cansay is SWEET! and HOT!:love: :drool: :yum:
Noodle: you look a little cold, dude. :shocking: Is it a bit nipply there?
...In the next picture, I am raping Ann coulter's book. And I'm conservative. I think we may discuss marriage soon. She seemed so happy...
Hey, don't make light of rape, it is offensive to some of our community.
I'll see your nipple and raise you some cleavage!
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Damn - I can never see your pics!
Nice arse Ducks - nice knickers too
I'll see what I can do when everyone goes tonight - I may be able to slip you all a nipple - the only trouble is mine are HUGE.... will have to see how they photograph.
Hey, don't make light of rape, it is offensive to some of our community.
Truthfully, if anyone finds it offensive, I will take it down. But if the book was gone, you would be able to see my weener. Ann took one for the team.
no, don't. i think it's funny. did you drill a hole in the pages and line it with a plastic bag of hand lotion? you should get those little stick-on beadie eyes that wobble around so her eyes 'roll up in her head'
oh, and spexx......make light of EVERYTHING. as a rule
oh, and spexx......make light of EVERYTHING. as a rule
On the converse, I know alot of people, none of whom have needed a gun to protect themselves from home invasion, rape, robbery, or rape. I said rape twice - I like rape.
from
here
was not appreciated as humorous.
:redface:
from here
was not appreciated as humorous.
:redface:
i see. i didn't read that thread. but....from what i read from your link thru the end....i'd still say fuck 'em. rape rape rape.
you can't go through life worrying about who you're going to offend.
I have my assets strapped down & tucked away today, so cleavage shots failed miserably. Have attached a cleavage photo from last year - well, an escape attempt photo anyway.
Then I decided this was a cop-out and did something that has made me laugh my head off, although I may really regret it later :)
So for your entertainment - one nipple shot.
Thanks SG, you're a trooper.
It is nice, not to take anything away from your sexy part, but it looks pretty much like every other one I've seen; and maybe it's my aging, but I think the face shot is far more sexy overall.
I certainly believe that cropped and taken out of context, the nipple is pretty meaningless (I promise not to take any close ups of my curtains!)
But hey, cheers for the compliment re the face. I wasn't looking for one and it made my day :blush:
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]SCHWING![/COLOR][/SIZE]
... but I think the face shot is far more sexy overall.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman smiling beautifully.
that's more than your nipple, though. it's pretty much the whole boob. you're very brave.
On reflection it could have been cropped a little closer.
Which I have now done :redface:
cock
:rotflol: :lol2: :biglaugha
Meh - it wasn't intended for titillation purposes anyway (see what I did there?)
Previous posters cleavage & arse shots were far sexier, trust me.
Meh - it wasn't intended for titillation purposes anyway (see what I did there?)
Previous posters cleavage & arse shots were far sexier, trust me.
I disagree. Having a pretty face to look at is important. Otherwise, it's not really a
person that you see. Know what I mean?
Actually I was referring to the "full boob" pic that I've cropped. But appreciate the sentiment :)
Allright guys, let's take Jim out back and teach him a lesson. :apistola:
Allright guys, let's take Jim out back and teach him a lesson.
:behead:
We need to make this a nipple thread. Everyone must participate, no commenting at all, just a nipple next to your name. UT would be even more of an internet phenomenon than he already is. :lol:
Men's nipples creep me out. I don't know why. They just always have. No offense to the owner of the above...
These are some fine looking nipples.
(Sorry, I just couldn't resist.)
I couldn't possibly hold a camera right now, laughing as I am. To summarize:
SD - Please stop. It hurts. :notworthy
DN - Not sure if we'll ever see a normal pic of the entire you, clothed or otherwise, but I must admit that the parts you've shared have been very attractive.
SG - I can never fathom why you go on so about your weight. You are lovely.
Ali - Do you ever find any loose change in there? Wowzers! Nice!
Elspode...I find all sorts of stuff down there at the end of the night...sometimes even enough for the cab ride home. ;)
btw ducks, i would tap that like it was illegal. :eek:
*sniff* Thats, like, the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me*sniff*
Is that sad?
Lumber...the rape comment in the other thread was kinda different to me and that's why I commented there. I didn't understand the context which is why I queried it.
That being said, when I hear or see the word it makes me feel a number of things...but mostly, because like many more women than you may realize, I have had first had experience with the word and the action, it scares me.
I thought a long time before posting this and telling the truth about why I said anything at all. Please try and see it from my perspective, and also that of (if my guess is anywhere near correct) several other women who post here.
So many perverts so few nipples...
Are you all going to put your pics up or not?
Wheres your nipple pic luvie??
I'm in, will have to go take on in the bathroom at work lol...my prob is my boobicas go "boing" as soon as they hit the air and I dont know if the cellar needs to see that.
I've taken a pic by phone. I'm waiting for it to hit my email. That could take a while.
It'd be quicker if I loaded the software for the camera in my phone to my comp, but I really can't be arsed today, so you'll just have to wait.
DN - Not sure if we'll ever see a normal pic of the entire you, clothed or otherwise, but I must admit that the parts you've shared have been very attractive.
Another piece of the puzzle?
apparently I'm a lefty???
lol...actually it is a lefty.
No way I am posting mine after yours Ali!!! Nice Rack though :)
'coz I have nipple envy :blush:
lol...that's the most piss poor excuse for chickening out I've ever heard.
lol...actually it is a lefty.
Just a guess !!!!
Come on Duckie ,
if they stick out that far hang some keys off them and snap a pic ,
the will Blow her away !!!
Is that a belly button? lol
lol...that's the most piss poor excuse for chickening out I've ever heard.
I'm no chicken!!! I do have nipple envy, I have commented on it here before, Bruce kindly tried to put my mind at ease...but well....theyre only little.
Come on Duckie ,if they stick out that far hang some keys off them and snap a pic ,
the will Blow her away !!!
They dont :blush: Ali has great porn star nipples, I have cracked peas.
LJ - is that your belly button?
do i make you randy, baby? do I?!
Come on Ducks..show us ya tits!
Well hell I guess I have to do the first fully nude topless pic !!!
WooooHooooo!!! What a sexy hunk of man meat!
Why Thank you !!!
Your turn !!! ;)
lol I'm still waiting for more nipples.
Wooot Zippy!!!! Youre a hottie!!!
What sort of pc only has paint on it???
Heh...this one's for Spexxvet (since you were the only one who expressed an interest, lol).
Since this was taken two months after the birth of my daughter, there's still some 'baby fat' there :neutral: .
Stormie
Woohooo! That's the full length of the previous cropped shot, right?
Yay Christine Keeler :)
Hot! I don't see any baby fat. Nice legs, though. :3eye:
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]wish I was a chair.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Mmmm...nice pic stormie. Veeerry sexy!
I'm enjoying trying to shatter my good image for all time in the nsfw nekkid cellarite thread. I promise not to do anything illegal, or actually show my wee wee (yet). I respect your place more than my joke, so just quietly PM me when I become anything that approaches utter tastelessness or creepy or whatever. I'm just seeing if the so called worldly women are really up for my kind of corruption, or if they thought I would turn pink and run out giggling at the first mention of boobies. I'm also totally making it up as I go along, and have NO sexual interest in any of the weirdass stuff I hope to post.
Just felt like I had to say "It's still me". Not this guy in the thread.
You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider. :D
You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider. :D
But please don't! :D
the Hole in my leg to remind me to NEVER handel firearms when when messed up , after a 6 pack of Budweiser tall boys ( 16 oz ) and most of a bag of weed ,
Damn neer a thru and thru , but you could feel the lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh , made SFW by a t-shirt .
lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh
So not only were you handling a loaded gun while intoxicated, but a loaded gun with
hollow points?
Why not just juggle hand grenades? It's quicker.:rant:
A couple of inches and you could have qualified for an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.
Yeppres , it was one of the most STUPID things I have EVER done !!!
My Dr. ( A former Marine as well ) closed the door and gave me WHAT FOR !!!
Then he smiled and said " Well at least you were a good shot , a few inches one way and you would have hit the femerol artery , and a few inches the other you would have been singing Soprano !!!
I"m still waiting to see Ducks' nipple on this thread...
Come ON ducks , show us a Jumbly or 2 !!!!!
Yeah DUCKS! Show us a jumbly. lol
FFS...
I'm such a sucker for peer pressure :blush:
First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p
I love "her" DN she is magnificent - no need to be envious of anyone!
FFS...
I'm such a sucker for peer pressure :blush:
First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p
:yum:
I just want to say it again: nudie shots are much better with your smiling face in the picture.
A marvelously complex nipple! Reminds me of photos from Mars. Quite extraordinary and interesting.
Well, this is certainly within the spirit of NSFW if not the letter. Late last night before bed, I slipped walking down the stairs and I slid the last 3 or 4 steps. When I got to the bottom, I absorbed all my weight & momentum in my right big toe, which bent back under my foot as it hit the floor. It didn't hurt bad at the time, but by this morning I could barely put any weight on it or bend it. Diagnosis: Partial fracture.
All Right Duckie !!!
It looks VERRRY lickable !!!
Now question , right or left ???
first aid for fractured toe?: don't do it again.
That is one BIIIIG toe you have there, SD.
Yeehaaaaa! That wasn't so 'hard' now was it Ducks? ;)
Ouch Steve!!! Pretty colours though :)
Its a righty, the lefty is tattooed
A marvelously complex nipple! Reminds me of photos from Mars. Quite extraordinary and interesting.
I have a lunar nipple?? :eyebrow:
the lefty is tattooed
Oh , now I have this Sudden urge to see the TAT !!!
That is one BIIIIG toe you have there, SD.
I don't think so... I only wear a 7 1/2 - 8 shoe. At least on my monitor the pic is showing maybe double life size. (It wasn't intentional, I just shot the pic and cropped it, but now that I think about it, life size wouldn't have been nearly as ugly.)
At least your toenails aren't too grungy. lol
or grungey might be the best way to spell that non-word
I have a lunar nipple?? :eyebrow:
Martian. But that's a *good* thing. I'm comparing you to a heavenly body. How much better does it get than that, either poetically or geologically?
Geez Ducks...you've gotta be happy with that. Better to have a heavenly body than porn star nipples don't you think? ;)
'spode such a sweet talker or I'm so easy
take your pick
(shut up moodle!!)
Can't it be both? And besides, Ducks, you've inspired me...here's my manly, hairly left nipple (I'm stating which one because, well, it seems to be important to some of us).
Geez...I just caught myself licking my lips while reading this thread. What does that say about me?
Can't it be both? And besides, Ducks, you've inspired me...here's my manly, hairly left nipple (I'm stating which one because, well, it seems to be important to some of us).
why does it look moist?!
I oiled it before taking the picture. Doesn't everyone?
I think we should make it our missions in life to badger Buddug until she posts a picture of a nipple. One of hers. I think we owe it to her to bring some decidedly anti-intellectual fun into her life.
Would you say this is 'anti' or 'non' intellectual?
I believe anti and non would be totally different wouldnt it?
Well that's exactly my point. If you're 'anti' then you're against. If you're 'non' you're just not doing it at the time...kinda thing. :)
I think we should make it our missions in life to badger Buddug until she posts a picture of a nipple. One of hers. I think we owe it to her to bring some decidedly anti-intellectual fun into her life.
Fun could charge up buddug's ass and keep on trucking until it popped out her mouth and she'd never know it.
But Rock On! 'spode.
FFS...
I'm such a sucker for peer pressure :blush:
First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p
So near, yet so far. [SIZE="1"]sigh[/SIZE] :joylove:
OK, I couldn't get my phone to zoom in on one nipple so you get the "broad" perspective instead.
That has totally made my afternoon!
yum yum :drool:
Oh please, your making my nipples hard - the ones I can't take a freakin picture of!
First, I laughed out loud at SD's toe--but I think that's just a defense mechanism.
Sexondly, nice nips all 'round. I'm not much of a nip person myself, but, hey, I applaud all of you who posted pix of your nips.
Third--how 'bout butt cracks next? Just the top.
And, damn yesman. Just daymn
Well, this is certainly within the spirit of NSFW if not the letter. Late last night before bed, I slipped walking down the stairs and I slid the last 3 or 4 steps. When I got to the bottom, I absorbed all my weight & momentum in my right big toe, which bent back under my foot as it hit the floor. It didn't hurt bad at the time, but by this morning I could barely put any weight on it or bend it. Diagnosis: Partial fracture.
Do you shave your big toe?
Pluck? ( Just messin' with ya)
Nope. Whatever's there, or not there, is there, or not there, naturally.
So you don't wear shoes or sock that might rub off hair?
[/taking it to extreme ridiculousness, just for the hell of it.]
I stopped pullin my socks up for that very reason, glatt. When I went to the beach last year it looked like the hair on my calves was 1/2 shaved off - thankfully it has grown back and I am universally covered again.
dammit. Trying to post a pic and cannot figure it out despite LJ's good directions. Only know how to email it. Anyway--they were hot pix.
send em to me. i'll post em for ya
send em to me. i'll post em for ya
#1) Jinx will not be pissed off, right? Coz I like jinx a lot.
#2) they really ARE NSFW--topless, every one. But, no worries--topless back before children.
i don't think she'll care. besides, it's in the interest of science. i'm just trying to be helpful.
Don't forget a RFN pic, too, Bri. PM me for where to send the even more intimate, vintage pics. :D
holygod and vuck. They're goin' up.
i feel like there should be more fanfare involved here. brianna raises the bar:
A motorcycle shot too! That's wonderful Brianna.
You actually look a lot like I pictured in my mind. Did you tell us you had curly red hair? I always imagined you that way.
yeah, I said I had red hair. An "Are redheads better?" thread.
An..A? I don't know.
Jeez. If there were any pics of me that looked like *those*, I'd want people to see them, too. Unfortunately, anything where I looked that good is likely to be about 30 years old by now. And no, I did *not* have terrific cans 30 years ago, before one of you smart asses decides to pipe up.
Nice, Bri.
My best asset, taken today:
What the hell is LJ doing with poloriods of Bri?
What the hell is LJ doing with poloriods of Bri?
Long story. He's my baby's daddy. There. I said it.
No, Labrat, i could NOT figure out how to post them so LJ helped me. And he said jinx, (whom I love and respect) would be OK with it.
Bri - wow! Am almost speechless
What. A. Fox!
Almost makes me want to dig out photo of me in my PVC nurses uniform back when I could fit it round my body instead of one thigh....
Nice asset LabRat ;)
I wasn't sure if that was really you, or him just making shit up...[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]like that would ever happen[/COLOR][/SIZE]. That said, yum girl!
Wooo Hooo!! Bri, you are as beautiful on the outside as you are on the in. I'm glad you finally got the pics up.
Nice Labrat, very nice - that really improved the "view" ;)
I think this is great - that we get to become closer as humans rather than just faceless text on a computer.
Is it me or does labrats butt remind you of a plump, squeezable Charmin?
am I gay?
No.. I hate maggie. so, I'm cool.
I wasn't sure if that was really you, or him just making shit up...[SIZE=1][COLOR=silver]like that would ever happen[/COLOR][/SIZE]. That said, yum girl!
the funny thing is that you all would trust me with your wallets.
the funny thing is that you are trustworthy with our wallets.
This crappy work monitor doesn't let me know for sure, but LabRat, that seems to me to be a very nice asset you've got, there.
You're boss said you were a great asset. . .I told him he was off by two letters.
No, those are pretty small and insignificant. Perky, but not my best feature ;)
Very nice, Bri. And I didn't even make any 'nurse/boob' jokes.:rolleyes:
Labrat, you look great.
Brianna you're gorgeous, but I already knew that.
jinx, (whom I love and respect).
Gosh, :blush:
LabRat - nice asset!
LabRat I'm picturing that butt in DuckNuts transparent underwear. Woo Hoo. :yum:
Brianna, nice body, nice bike..... but best of all, it's nice to put a face with the name, even if it is actually 22 years older now.
Brianna, stunning. (The good kind of stunning! :angel:)
LabRat, you just made my week.
Damn...my boyfriend has all of my nekkid pics...I really don't want to have to explain to him why I need any sent to me.
I'm nekkid in this pic...but those parts are cropped. :(
Besides, I'm small chested, flabby assed, and have love handles.
dayum. that's hot. I've been meaning to say that to everybody, but haven't had the time to do so.
didja record the whole thing? wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
Not too recent... & yes, I
am a dork.
There's nothing dorky about the bloke standing behind you. Can I have his number please????
(Don't make me beg)
A smokin' hot dork! (Dorks are my fave :blush:)
dayum. that's hot. I've been meaning to say that to everybody, but haven't had the time to do so.
didja record the whole thing? wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
Alas it twas but a picture. We haven't mastered the recording "it" yet, can't seem to get the video camera to work right. :shrug:
There's nothing dorky about the bloke standing behind you. Can I have his number please????
(Don't make me beg)
Ladies always like the swimmers... can you make it to Atlanta?
Thanks to you others for your kindness.
Wow yesman, I'm so flirting with you heaps more now ;)
Third--how 'bout butt cracks next? Just the top.
Here's my contribution:
Back...
Front...
rkzenrage, those old pictures dont look like you at all, compared to the more recent ones... its the hair and lack of badass shades that does it, i think.
I wanna see DN's tat. The tat on her tit. :)
From a year or so ago, before my hair grew out more.
If the mods think it best not to have half-nekkid teenagers on here, then feel free to remove.
Oh Ducks - you are too sweet. If I keep it up, will you show me more? Alas, but we are like 3000 miles apart.
That's a pretty fine pic Ibram - as far as half-nekkid teenagers go anyway
(if enough of us use the phrase half-nekkid teenagers then maybe we'll get some disappointed Googlers here...)
seems like everyone has forgotten about this account. i'm thinking it might be well used in this thread. the password is 'password'
ibram, i think you should take that pic down yourself. i'm really uncomfortable about it. mainly because of the creepy look on your face, tho
ibram, i think you should take that pic down yourself. i'm really uncomfortable about it. mainly because of the creepy look on your face, tho
He kind of has a Donnie Darko thing going on, doesn't he?
That's actually a compliment...Jake Gyllenhaal is hot! :)
Ibram that is so creepy Donnie Darko-ish. And I just got through watching the movie.
Youre gorgeous Ibram!!!
I love that creepy look :D
But I am a weird Australian
Oh yeah, and flattery will definitely get my gear off yesman ;)
ha, thanks guys... I think....
DaYAM !!! Don't get on here for a day and look at all that i missed !!!
Hottnes All around ( cept you Ib , , just weirdness ) !!!!!!
That's a thread I really like, so here's my contribution
First : Tried to stop my bike whit my ass glidding over the street 30km/h, one week after
Zoom in to get the nipples (both of them) on the second.
Ouchhhhh Pi, cute arse, but OUCH!!!
The rest of you is very cute too :blush:
RE: Ibby in his DSOTM boxers, I was thinking more clockwork orange, but I didn't see donnie darko
Just read the wikisynopsis of D.Darko. It sounds like the part where the rabbit eats its own head...
RE: Ibby in his DSOTM boxers, I was thinking more clockwork orange, but I didn't see donnie darko
OMG! I knew it reminded me of something!
I'd like to think I was a clean cut guy, but time!! Think the 1st was 68 and last one mid 80 S. Last one is in this thread somewhere.
Took this so I'd have something to post after failing miserably to get a clip of myself singing that didn't look totally precious....
Nice arse.
Distinct lack of moobs thus far.
Come on chunkies, we know you're out there, whop 'em out.
Arse??
what are moobs?
Is it just that I havent woken up properly yet?
I think that was a joke, and from what I can see, SG's cleavage is nothing to be joking about.
somewhere I saw a set of pics where you had to 'guess the cleavage' (buns or boobs). It was hard -- the decision, I mean.
moobs: def. man boobs cont. moobs.
ohhhh man boobs, I'm with ya.
I think you are referring to my crackages pics :D, I hope no one ever confuses my arse crack for my cleavage!
busterb, you look *damn good* for being in your mid 80 s.
j/k
Here are my guesses, in order from most likely to least likely:
1) Two thighs pressed together
2) Cleavage
3) Bum
I see mammary vascularity in that image.
I would be more likely to guess thighs from that, that's a pretty honk'in huge vein for a mammory shot (I'm so dead if I'm wrong though:greenface)
Trust me, you're dead wrong.
You ain't seen enough pale-skinned boobs, 9th. I've got a whole lightening spread of blue veins like that.
ok, I admit it, its my butcrack
Isn't it also an age / post-pregnancy / breastfeeding thing as well, sometimes? The boob veins, I mean.
And LJ, I was afraid that that's what it was. Eww.
So what do ass veins come from? I wonder if I have ass veins...
[COLOR="Gray"]:::reaches for large mirror:::[/COLOR]
Not enough fiber in your diet...
hey, at least my assne isn;t showing :barf:
Well, LJ, if they needed to start an IV on you and couldn't find anywhere else to put it...
ok, I admit it, its my butcrack
Do you shave or wax?
Both, and he uses Nair, if that's actually his buttcrack.
psst. it's not really me. I think it's clodfobble's knockers
Upon what do you base this rather provocative assumption, there, LJ?
ok, I admit it, its my butcrack
Back, sack n crack wax LJ??? Did you cry like a girl??
ah, the argentinian. no, never had the pleasure.
spode, i dunno. just a wild guess. hoping to gauge accuracy by reaction
Nope, not mine. My boobs are veinier (and I suspect LJ's ass is hairier.) :) I'm thinking it's LabRat's boobs. She told us in the other thread that she couldn't, to throw us off the scent.
no, not labrat's. hers are frecklier.....oops!
OK lets do this by process of elimination.
Not mine
Judging by the quality of the picture it looks a lot like ducknuts photos of her hinder.
You ain't seen enough pale-skinned boobs, 9th. I've got a whole lightening spread of blue veins like that.
Oh, yeah? Let's see....and by that, I mean show us .... please?
Right. On the Video thread, Bruce persuaded me that I wouldn't feel odd singing a song to camera if I sang it to him.
So I took my camera home, got (very very) drunk, lit some candles and sang.
However in my drunken state I managed to sing incredibly flat, and also on reviewing this morning I realised my drunken swaying, coupled with the song lyrics make it look like I'm doing something NSFW.
So it's on this thread instead. I apologise to any music lovers out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJq8URu3gPE
Now I'm going to run away :)
"The video you have requested is not available.
If you have recently uploaded this video, you may need to wait a few minutes for the video to process."
:(
I'm sure it's far better than you let on, Sundae Girl. You could read the phone book and sound great.
Bravo Sundae Girl!
Encore. Encore. :::holding lighter in the air:::
V. Nice S.G. V. Brave.
For some reason I believe that Mr. Bruce has convinced many drunken nekkid ladies to sing to him in this fashion.
make it look like I'm doing something NSFW.
wow. You're not kidding! :lol:
That's a great video. Good job.
Yay, Sundae Girl!
you have a lovely voice and i'm quite sure that xob appreciates the sentiment!
OK lets do this by process of elimination.
Somehow, the concepts of "buttcracks" and "process of elimination" seem entirely inappropriate for this forum when taken together.
I accidently look at butts all the time....and I should know.....that's cute. But I do have a hard time with you not having a head.
Sorry E-pode - didn't read as well as I thought - you are again - - - correct.
Au contraire! Unintentional humor by dint of juxtaposition is the best kind!
Judging by the quality of the picture it looks a lot like ducknuts photos of her hinder.
No No No!!! Seriously, can you see me hiding behind an anonymous when posting my bits???? :p
ya know what? i
don't have big balls. :hats off:
Right. On the Video thread, Bruce persuaded me that I wouldn't feel odd singing a song to camera if I sang it to him.
You touched me......you have touched my heart and mind, for which I am humbly grateful. Thank you. :blush:
You touched me......you have touched my heart and mind, for which I am humbly grateful. Thank you. :blush:
Wow Bruce, you're still here? What happened, are all the British Airways flights overbooked?;)
Viewed it again (1st time since posted)
It made me laugh at the time, it makes me laugh now
I realised I'm glad I'm not 17 any more.
I'd take the body but not the brain, and on balance I'd rather have the brain.
I took myself far too seriously for far too long (my problem with the "straight" singing to camera shots was that it looked like I still did)
Yay for the Cellar.
And if you have created a monster then you can always sue me for emotional distress at a later date ;)
Now that LJ and Sundae Girl have set the bar, I'm going to pick out a suitable tune and regale you all with some pickin' and singin'. First one to make it all the way through the piece wins. Of course, I don't know when this will occur, but I'm going to do it. You've been warned.
I've been encouraging him to play and sing one of his own songs. Maybe I'm just starstruck, but I've always been extremely impressed with Els ability and tallent. So are many other people, but he remains extremely humble.
He used to sit around on a Fri or Sat evening a play guitar for me, but lately has taken to leaving his guitar over at the house where he practice with his band because he doesn't want to tote it back and forth :neutral: . I miss being able to sit all stary-eyed and enjoy his playing.
He's actually very good.
...lately has taken to leaving his guitar over at the house where he practice with his band because he doesn't want to tote it back and forth...
Oh the humanity! And here I am breaking down and transporting bass, snare, toms, hardware, cymbals, throne, sticks/accessories, etc. etc. etc.
Once I get the sunroom set up for musical use, I, too, will be transporting bass, acoustic, electric, processors, guitar synth, mics and stands back and forth.
It's enough to make you build a practice studio at your house. That's what I'm doing. Basically "if you guys wanna practice, I'll see you here..."
Unfortunately, that's what one of our other band members has already indicated, and so I commute.
Now that LJ and Sundae Girl have set the bar, I'm going to pick out a suitable tune and regale you all with some pickin' and singin'. First one to make it all the way through the piece wins. Of course, I don't know when this will occur, but I'm going to do it. You've been warned.
Why don't you start a new thread for this? I think I'd like to re-do the ones I did after actually having practiced them, and maybe ad one or two more. I'd also like to hear mrnoodle do alittle shredding, and I know stevedallas and griff and dar all play too. this is kind of cool. maybe in your new thread, give instructions to put 'cellar' in the tag lines on youtube, so we can all come up on a search. :twocents:
I've been meaning to video some of my one-handed drum chops (while holding baby in other arm).
I believe we should just put those in the "Creative Expression" thread which already exists. Nothing there says that interpretive cover versions of stuff don't qualify, right?
... and being nekkid is, like, artistic
I believe we should just put those in the "Creative Expression" thread which already exists. Nothing there says that interpretive cover versions of stuff don't qualify, right?
nah. if we're not gonna split them off on their own, we may as well keep them in the video thread that they're in now. nevermind.
oh, wait a minute!
... and being nekkid is, like, artistic
So get to producing some art, already.
If I ever get the video cam thing going, I'll reagle you all with the inchling and I performing our rendition of "We sail the ocean blue" from hms pinafore. (he knows all the words, and can carry a tune nearly as well as I.)
We may also perform "pee po belly bum drawers" another crowd pleaser for the four and under set.
In the meantime, don't hold your breaths. And stop making that face, and quit shuffling while I'm talking to you.
Is this a sing and dance thread now?:)
Is this a sing and dance thread now?:)
That's what you get when you have too many tabs open. Eek. You'll see that under the song and dance thread...
"Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers"
:rotflol:
did I post that? how else could you know?
If I ever get the video cam thing going, I'll reagle you all with the inchling and I performing our rendition of "We sail the ocean blue" from hms pinafore. (he knows all the words, and can carry a tune nearly as well as I.)
We may also perform "pee po belly bum drawers" another crowd pleaser for the four and under set.
In the meantime, don't hold your breaths. And stop making that face, and quit shuffling while I'm talking to you.
You sure did! ;)
These are the muck around pics, I added the *front bum* pic into the corner of the butt pic...coz you really dont need to be seeing THAT up on ya screen :p
Sorry about the quality, I cropped them down a crapload :)
...coz you really dont need to be seeing THAT up on ya screen :p
...
Oh, yes we do! :p
All I've got to say is that the place at which you work is a good deal more liberal than my place of employment.
Nice.
[SIZE="1"]Thank you.[/SIZE]:redface:
Hey! What's everyone seeing that I'm not?!
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Damm it pics not working!!!!!
Ohh, they flunked it last nite.
Will try n put em back
Woah, I missed a lot on this thread. So...uh...we need some more hot man pictures...come on, snap to it, boys!
Ohh, they flunked it last nite.
Will try n put em back
Let me know if you want me to put them back up. :cool:
...we need some more hot man pictures...come on, snap to it, boys!
No kidding!! Wassup fellas? I say the chicas go on strike until we see some man flesh. And no elbows or feet either, wiseachres!! We want quality. :male: :yum:
Sorry, ladies. I would post some hot man flesh pictures, but those terms are mutually exclusive in my case. More like WTF NSFAnybody thread material.
I have already posted the best part of me - my nip. Trust me, no one here wants to see the context.
I'm much better viewed by pieces, rather than as a whole. Or, better yet, just read what I write, and construct your own fantasy pics from that. I assure you that it is better than the reality.
I enjoy the story as much as the pictures. Got any of you in a tux decked out for your buddies wedding? Sweaty and full of sawdust from working on your house? Greasy and oily from tinkering with your classic car? Those are more erotic to me than some meathead standing on the beach in a banana hammok.
I can smell the WD-40, and I like it...:D
I think I have some pics of me playing a guitar. That's about as sweaty as I get when photographed.
I have some younger pics of myself, but they are not NSFW... unless you count the fashions.
You're at the beach sunbathing under an umbrella when you spot me. I'm making some pale nerd eat sand for offending my precarious sense of manhood. You're disgusted beyond belief... however you cannot help but notice my bulging muscles, meaty head and bulging banana hammock. You're still disgusted but incredibly interested. Then the nerd starts to vomit up a bit of sand. This causes your stomach to turn but you absolutely have to see more...
I should write to Penthouse letters shouldn't I? Gimme a week (when I'm back in my natural habitat) and I'll see about getting a pic.
Got any of you in a tux decked out for your buddies wedding?
Will pre-senior prom do it?
Got any of you in a tux decked out for your buddies wedding? Sweaty and full of sawdust from working on your house?
Sure. This I can do. The tux one is from my brother's wedding about 15 years ago. I'm on the right.
Rather than take clothes off for the sawdust one, I put more on. It's from about a year ago.
Gosh, I wonder if we need to call Mr. Rat to come drive her home? She may be incapacitated from all this . . .
I'd have gone to prom with either of you, SD and Glatt!
My fav of Rkz's is the rock in the middle of the stream one. Maybe it's the hat. I'd totally maul you right there on the banks of the bubbling brook. :blush: I like the last one, it sort of reminds me of Phil Collins ([SIZE="1"]hairline maybe[/SIZE]). Maybe you mentioned it already, but what did you model for?
i was hot for about 2 years when i was 20-21.
I bet it is about to get hot in here too... ladies?
Did someone put a thumbtack through your crotch?
Did someone put a thumbtack through your crotch?
why are you looking at my crotch?
1989...mullets were cool. at least i never had a tail. whew. or parachute pants
... at least i never had a tail...
I represent that remark!
~1987
I believe I was the only
girl that had one in my class.
It was 6-7" long.
I braided it.
I hated cutting it off, and kept it for awhile.
How long have you known jinx?
why are you looking at my crotch?
1989...mullets were cool. at least i never had a tail. whew. or parachute pants
...um...
SO..:redface:
How long have you known jinx?
for 18 years, ....this lifetime
this lifetime
fuckin' hippy
How old were you then? Or rather, how *young*? Ya'll look about sixteen, tops.
The center of LJ's crotch is markedly darker than the rest of material. I suspect that was due to Jinx still having been steadfastly avoiding the target zone at that point. Girl flat wore the blue off the rest of the drawers, though, dintshe? :D
That's no darkspot, that's the keyhole to the chastity belt jinx slapped on him.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants.:p
i think i was 19 going on 20 and jinx was 17 going on 18. this was taken before we were actually together. the girl on the left (gina) was the same gina from the tour thread. it was her house i was at attending a party when i saw jinx for the first time and wondered what dating her would be like. I remember that day pretty well. jinx and i were flirting, although we were both dating other people. i was dating Jen (not pictured...or present, i think) and she was dating Dale. ( you should ask jinx about our prom date arrangement) We 'got together' at the end of that summer while attending the Schwenksville Folk Festival, on my 20th birthday. I guess that makes it 1990, not 89.
as for the dark spot......i had a pair of shorts that had blown out, and i had patched with a velvet Swan Song emblem. Jinx thinks those are the shorts. like this, but without the 'led zeppelin' across the top
Post Tuna fishin '05 I forgot to add a couple things.
1) Thats my dad with shining head.
2) My youngest son is in the background pissed that he didn't come on this particular day.
3) Notice the gash on the tuna's back caused by it swimming right under the boat and catching the prop. Luckily for me too, I was tired & spent by then.
Yeah, fine...but I was still right. She hadn't yet rubbed your Johnson. Right for the wrong reasons, but still right.
no, but i had imagined it by then!
This isn't really NSFW, but it is a boob shot!
Sweeeeeeeeettt!!! !! ! !! !!!
OMG - I like the outer wrappers almost as much as the brains inside.
LJ don't be coy - you're still devastatingly hot.
Glatt, in your dinner jacket you look spookily like my first ever bf - when he was 16 and dressed in his I mean.
RK - I love that picture of you all on the road. The clothes, the hairstyles, the attitude. I was back in my festival going days there for a minute and it felt good.
SD - you look so boyish! Admit - you grew the beard so you stopped being asked for ID didn't you? You still look about 12 underneath it :)
Yesman - thanks for flashing a little manflesh there, but it's a better shot of the fish. More please.
I'll post another this afternoon - I have a poor chocie of top/ bra on today. I forgot that the last time I wore this top I wasn't wearing an underwired bra. I have my own personal cup holder in front of me again today....
Am seriously considering buying myself a corset. I just love the burlesque look - even if I never wear it out of my own flat. I might start putting some money aside each week in a kind of Corset Savings Fund. If I still want one when I have enough money I'll know it's worth it (good ones cost $100+) Of course if I do get one I'll take some pics for this thread.
SD - you look so boyish! Admit - you grew the beard so you stopped being asked for ID didn't you? You still look about 12 underneath it :)
Well, please remember that photo is over 20 years old! If I looked 12 then, I'm sure I wouldn't now. (I was actually 16, BTW. I still have the same tuxedo, though--I wear it for orchestra concerts.) I grew the beard (in 1988) because, very simply, I got tired of shaving every day.
This isn't really NSFW, but it is a boob shot!
I'm sure I speak for most of the other males here when I say that I am rather favorably impressed by the general lay of the land, so to speak, and would welcome the opportunity to see the underlying substrate.
Els, you remind me of the casting director at Vivid Video--he was all the time asking us to take our clothes off! ;)
I've mostly stayed behind my desk today.
It's all right, my sweet chinchilla.
I've mostly stayed behind my desk today.
That must be some desk!
Goodness Gracious, someone get that woman a Cellar™ t-shirt! :eek: ;) :)
You put me to shame, SG! :p
Now you know why the Tommies tried to dispatch the Huns and get back to Old Blighty, quickly. ;)
Els, you remind me of the casting director at Vivid Video--he was all the time asking us to take our clothes off! ;)
What do you expect from a pron production company? Plus, after seeing those pics of you and the motorcycle, any man'd be a fool *not* to ask you to doff your duds, girl. Duh. :blush:
SG...I'm almost speechless. Almost.
Wow!!!! Woo Hoo!!! I want a desk job...I mean a job *as* a desk!
PS - do you have a patent on that anti-gravity blouse?
:lol:
I want a desk job...I mean a job *as* a desk!
I've mostly stayed behind my desk today.
:eek: :eyeball: :eyeball: :eek:
Hell - looo!! !! !!
Not really NSFW, but since I hate pictures of me. No glasses again in these, the reflection from the monitor is pretty bad and I still haven't shaved! puberty will hit someday, I hope.
Anyone have any suggestion for free image editors on Mac OS? I don't need anything as heavy as Photoshop or Gimp...it'd just be nice to be able to resize these damn pictures.
mmm, mmm, MMM! Lovin' it. You, sir, are a sexy, sexy man, if you don't mind me saying so!
Grant? Hmm...isn't that the guy that got caught with the hooker near the airport? :confused:
Different Grant. That's not to say I haven't gotten caught with hookers near the airport.
I have much less money and charm than old Hugh.
I need to pay more attention to things. I just realized that two of my taglines are on the t-shirt Iggy posted. That made my day.
See post #89 in the
tshirt thread for a complete breakdown of what we know about the taglines!
(or stare at iggy's chest a little longer!)
(or stare at iggy's chest a little longer!)
Woot! :blush:
Stare at Iggy's chest or look at a post?
Tits or Tee's?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................
Them's some mighty nice... words... ya got there, Iggy.
Hey - where did my arse go?
(something I never thought I would have to ask)
Well, this was last night. I still think we should make a new thread for 2007 to incourage people to post in it, but I don't want to be the first. :redface:
I was looking through the old pictures, and SG, you put me to shame too!!
So, without further ado, here are my mammaries:
WAAHAAAHOOOOOO !!!!!
WELL done Iggy !!!!!!!
Did you try a right click, buster?
Very impressive! Hey, where did you get that great bra?
Thanks, DN.
I got it at Victorias secret. It is the one that
digs into my sides... :lol: But I washed it in the washing machine (which you aren't supposed to do) and it fits a little better now.
As a gay man I should just pass on by but I have to say...nice tits Ig.
:cool:
Thanks. I do try. ;)
You could share some of your bits too... :D
I propose officially renaming Iggy to
Jiggy.:thumb:
Also.
JiggyWay to go, Iggy! That Victoria's Secret bra looks like it gives pretty good support. ;)
Did you try a right click, buster?
10 times. Just what am I missing?
A great rack...
[SIZE="1"]sorry. I know, too easy...[/SIZE]
10 times. Just what am I missing?
Check you're email.
Nice rack Iggy - and nice bra.
Well, this was last night. I still think we should make a new thread for 2007 to incourage people to post in it, but I don't want to be the first. :redface:
I was looking through the old pictures, and SG, you put me to shame too!!
So, without further ado, here are my mammaries:
Everything I imagined, and more. Bless you. You are a stunner.
You charmer, you! :D
Maybe one of these days I will get the guts to post without the bra, in the "long view" as you say Elspode. I need to work up the courage though... they aren't exactly perky, hence the bra. I don't want to shatter the wonderful illusion I have created for you. :redface:
And thanks. I really needed a compliment today.
*jealous* -not an emotion I do easily but, well, bloody hell.....
Of what? Me? Because it might just be a case of the grass being greener on the other side and all that... Why don't you give us a picture and I will judge if you should really be jealous or not? ;)
Of what? Me? Because it might just be a case of the grass being greener on the other side and all that... Why don't you give us a picture and I will judge if you should really be jealous or not? ;)
Ha.
Ha.
Ha
hahahaha
Let me see if I can find a crane tolift my tits off my knees....
Or I could post a wedding pic,but that was.... omfg 13 years ago! ....13! But I did have a teensy bit of cleavage in my wedding dress. My black and purple wedding dress.
Ohhh - I'd take a pic of the wedding dress????
you'll have to wait -search said "hahahaha, you want that pic, you're gonna have to work for it!' And i'm too knucking fackered right now. But I'll post it when I find it.
knucking fackered sounds like a fun and exciting state to be in...
OK, I did the work and I found it....
I like it! But you cut off your head...
nice cleavage... :)
My head, oh oops, I wonder however that happened? I think it was to make the file small enough to upload. I didn't notices your bra shot giving much head... :eek: :lol:
oh, well I didn't have any makeup on and my hair was a mess... and I didn't think anyone would be looking at that anyway if it was a boob shot... heehee
Thanks monster, looking fine.... very fine. No jealousy allowed for you.
It's official! I have thread-killer cleavage! Post a pic on this thread and immediately the topic continues ina new thread! :lol:
You closed out the 2006 thread on a high note.
Iggy, Labrat and Monster...
Think of the kittens...
Even my wife says "That's Hot!"
I'm really torn now, Monster. Lusting after the rack of woman who is cutting her wedding cake is really something of a confusing thing for me.
Why is that Splode ???
Cake or Clevedge ???
I see sweets with a nice topping !!!
There's no doubt that there are some very fine tits on the chicks who cum here.
I'm really torn now, Monster. Lusting after the rack of woman who is cutting her wedding cake is really something of a confusing thing for me.
Now I'm confused. Isn't everyone supposed to want to do the blushing bride.... and the bridesmaids.
I'm really torn now, Monster. Lusting after the rack of woman who is cutting her wedding cake is really something of a confusing thing for me.
Actually, I'm just trying to figure out what she was doing with her left hand.
It must have been a really exciting moment.:p
