See Spammer (group poem)

Griff • Oct 17, 2006 7:13 am

See Spammer
[SIZE="1"]Your line here.[/SIZE]

limey • Oct 17, 2006 8:20 am

See Spammer.
You yammer

Sundae • Oct 17, 2006 8:49 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer

Spexxvet • Oct 17, 2006 10:10 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

Ibby • Oct 17, 2006 10:19 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole

Shawnee123 • Oct 17, 2006 10:21 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow

Clodfobble • Oct 17, 2006 10:43 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show

Flint • Oct 17, 2006 10:48 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

Ibby • Oct 17, 2006 11:00 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper

cjjulie • Oct 17, 2006 11:10 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper

Ibby • Oct 17, 2006 11:14 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
[COLOR="Silver"]

(i have no clue why, but this is totally striking me as an RHCP song, and if permission is granted i'm stealing it)[/COLOR]

Griff • Oct 17, 2006 11:33 am

[COLOR="Silver"]Just don't forget the tip jar when it goes platinum. and backstage passes and...[/COLOR]

Shawnee123 • Oct 17, 2006 11:42 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

Undertoad • Oct 17, 2006 11:45 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher

Spexxvet • Oct 17, 2006 11:58 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher

Sundae • Oct 17, 2006 12:01 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature

Clodfobble • Oct 17, 2006 12:57 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

footfootfoot • Oct 17, 2006 1:23 pm

See da man

Trilby • Oct 17, 2006 1:50 pm

On da can

Shawnee123 • Oct 17, 2006 1:52 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban

Undertoad • Oct 17, 2006 1:53 pm

Too bad the mods won't follow the plan

Beestie • Oct 17, 2006 1:58 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

Spexxvet • Oct 17, 2006 2:14 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll

Elspode • Oct 17, 2006 2:17 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)

marichiko • Oct 17, 2006 2:29 pm

Spam I am
I like green eggs and ham
it up every chance I get
Cuz the mod are so moderate
So you're stuck with me
Wanna see my pee-pee?
Too bad
Cuz I'm free
to show it all to the bored
Look at all the victories
I think I've scored
I cum all over my screen
When you folks are so mean
I'm a legend in my own mind
And on the internet
No one can kick me from behind
(although I wish you could
it gets me off)
But I ain't getting off here
'till I've shot my every last wad
And word, too
Heh Heh heh
Too bad for YOU!

Elspode • Oct 17, 2006 2:50 pm

Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter... :D

Shawnee123 • Oct 17, 2006 3:16 pm

Whose posts these are I think I know
His ass is in the cellar, though.
They will not see me stopping here
What with ignore, and all the blow

My little boss must think it queer
To hear me laugh, then hear me sneer
Between our cubicles, doors and walls
Which let me hang about down here

A thread to start, a thread to bear
To answer that? No one will care
Just mind your p's and q's my friend
Don't think that you have much to share

The cellar's lovely, dark and deep
But I have duties I must keep
And who will know when I will weep
And who knows if I make a peep

Shawnee123 • Oct 17, 2006 5:07 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)
What is the troll's goal?

marichiko • Oct 17, 2006 8:09 pm

Elspode wrote:
Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter... :D

It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!:blush:

capnhowdy • Oct 17, 2006 10:15 pm

...to dominate the leading roll....

Clodfobble • Oct 17, 2006 11:51 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore

lumberjim • Oct 18, 2006 1:35 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor

Ibby • Oct 18, 2006 6:43 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door

Griff • Oct 18, 2006 7:04 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!

Spexxvet • Oct 18, 2006 9:43 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

Shawnee123 • Oct 18, 2006 9:48 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post

Ibby • Oct 18, 2006 10:21 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast

Shawnee123 • Oct 18, 2006 10:57 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast

Ibby • Oct 18, 2006 10:59 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast

barefoot serpent • Oct 18, 2006 11:13 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

Ibby • Oct 18, 2006 11:16 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star

lumberjim • Oct 18, 2006 11:38 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar

Shawnee123 • Oct 18, 2006 11:52 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car

Spexxvet • Oct 18, 2006 11:53 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far

barefoot serpent • Oct 18, 2006 11:55 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

edit : fix'n a dropped line...

Elspode • Oct 18, 2006 1:32 pm

marichiko wrote:
It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!:blush:

I enjoyed yours as well...I just was pointing out that it was a group "add a line" effort. :)

footfootfoot • Oct 20, 2006 2:32 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods

barefoot serpent • Oct 20, 2006 10:16 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods

Shawnee123 • Oct 20, 2006 10:59 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods

Flint • Oct 20, 2006 11:02 am

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods

barefoot serpent • Oct 20, 2006 12:36 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

Spexxvet • Oct 20, 2006 12:53 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

See the politician

Shawnee123 • Oct 20, 2006 1:33 pm

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

See the politician
What really is his mission?

Flint • Oct 20, 2006 1:35 pm

I'm on a mission, and I'm wishin'
someone could cure my lonely condition
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
no fine girls, just ugly faces - Young M.C.