How *bad* are you?

DucksNuts • Oct 10, 2006 7:55 pm
BE HONEST IN ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS

See how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up
the money amount along the way, then post the total.


Smoked pot--$10
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before--$20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your G/f or B/f -- $10
Cheated on your G/f or B/f with their relative or close friend--$20
Done oral-- $5
Got oral-- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
Prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Did something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with--$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25


[COLOR="Blue"]I got $385.50[/COLOR] nasty making pee in the pool a 50 centa!!
Aliantha • Oct 10, 2006 7:59 pm
$390 for me. How shocking! Some of those offences could be counted more than once though. Should I have done that???
DucksNuts • Oct 10, 2006 8:01 pm
I didnt, so as long as we keep it the same across the board :)
KinkyVixen • Oct 10, 2006 8:03 pm
ha...I got 385.50 too... what's the total? I guess I could add it up...

so i got 505.50 for the total...if you've done all those things listed...you *bad* people you...
Aliantha • Oct 10, 2006 8:06 pm
Well that's good then. I shudder to think what the total would be otherwise! btw...I hope bmw doesn't see this thread. lol
DucksNuts • Oct 10, 2006 8:08 pm
I hope he does, I was gonna comment on that, but am sick of the publicity he is getting :D
Aliantha • Oct 10, 2006 8:13 pm
Well, he probably likes it, and I just think to myself, why not give people what they want? ;)
KinkyVixen • Oct 10, 2006 8:22 pm
even though you're sick of his publicity, who is he? I missed it...
Aliantha • Oct 10, 2006 8:23 pm
Have a look in the relationships threads Kinky. I think you'll find all you need there. ;)
DucksNuts • Oct 10, 2006 8:34 pm
Aliantha - you seriously didnt pee in the pool?? ever???!!
JayMcGee • Oct 10, 2006 8:46 pm
how much was it for crapping in the pool?
Aliantha • Oct 10, 2006 8:48 pm
Not in my living memory. My mum used to wack us if she even thought we'd done it. That was enough to get me to the loo before, during and after any pool experiences.

Also, as a kid and now as an adult, most of the swimming I've done has been in natural water courses or the ocean, and everyone pees there. ;)

We have recently bought a house with a pool though, so things could change now I guess. I'll keep you informed. :D
Elspode • Oct 10, 2006 8:51 pm
Smoked pot--$10
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before--$20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Cheated on your G/f or B/f -- $10
Cheated on your G/f or B/f with their relative or close friend--$20
Done oral-- $5
Got oral-- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
Prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Been arrested-- $5
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Did something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with--$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

$385.50

You know what would make this thread a lot more interesting? Saying which ones you didn't do. I went first...sort of.
glatt • Oct 10, 2006 9:08 pm
$185 for me.
footfootfoot • Oct 10, 2006 9:23 pm
I owe $75 bucks.
:(
footfootfoot • Oct 10, 2006 9:25 pm
$455.50 if truth be told. I don't really see what in that list is so bad. But then I didn't crap in the pool.
morethanpretty • Oct 10, 2006 9:58 pm
I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car.
Hoof Hearted • Oct 10, 2006 10:04 pm
$165.50 Am I a Goody-Two-Shoes? Please tell me I'm not...I peed in the pool...
BigV • Oct 10, 2006 10:17 pm
$320, but I later married her, so I should get a discount.




plus $.50, if you want to get pissy about it.
Trilby • Oct 10, 2006 10:22 pm
I'm not bad! I'm good!
Pie • Oct 10, 2006 10:30 pm
$305.50 :o
Bullitt • Oct 10, 2006 11:47 pm
$225.5
I'm a lifeguard, I'm allowed to pee in the pool!
Crimson Ghost • Oct 11, 2006 12:17 am
I'm just glad that I don't need to count multiple times.
[COLOR=white]$460[/COLOR]
DucksNuts • Oct 11, 2006 12:43 am
morethanpretty wrote:
I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car.


What dollar value would you give them?
morethanpretty • Oct 11, 2006 12:50 am
DucksNuts wrote:
What dollar value would you give them?


Lied to parents $5
Mooed at a fat person (even if it was an accident I didn't apologize :redface: ) $50
Run into the house w/ car: $10
Road rage: $5
Sex in a car: $10
Makeout in a car: $5
Killed sisters cat: $25

That would bring me up to...$280.50
Crimson Ghost • Oct 11, 2006 12:57 am
Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together?

Gimme my keys...
I could owe $45 for last night alone...
morethanpretty • Oct 11, 2006 1:01 am
Crimson Ghost wrote:
Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together?

Gimme my keys...
I could owe $45 for last night alone...


Well I feel bad I hurt another person's feelings, fat people shouldn't have to face that kind of...cruelty.
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time). Sex in the car is...um good for you? right you know forces you to be more inventive and such... and that cat was evil...it deserved to die. but my sis was a bit upset, she's better now.
Crimson Ghost • Oct 11, 2006 1:18 am
morethanpretty wrote:
Well I feel bad I hurt another person's feelings, fat people shouldn't have to face that kind of...cruelty.
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time). Sex in the car is...um good for you? right you know forces you to be more inventive and such... and that cat was evil...it deserved to die. but my sis was a bit upset, she's better now.


Well, was this person chubby, or are we talking "Let's see how far I can strech human skin before it explodes"? Trust me. I seen it. It ain't nice.

As per hitting the house - Deny, deny, deny.
Yes, sex in the car is good.
I don't care for cats.
Aliantha • Oct 11, 2006 1:29 am
I can't believe anyone would moo at a fat person regardless of whether they were just a bit chubby or very large.

Certainly changes my perspective that's for sure.
Hagar • Oct 11, 2006 1:35 am
Wow...I had to push to get past $100 on the original list. But I can claim all but the mooing and cat killing on MTP's list.

F - Must try harder...
Aliantha • Oct 11, 2006 1:43 am
Gee...you must be a lot 'nicer' than some of the Brissy blokes I've met Hagar. lol
Hagar • Oct 11, 2006 1:53 am
I try not to be an arsehole, but I still think I've had a fair bit of fun. :p Unless you mean "nicer" in terms of the guys that hang out at The Wickham! (Although they'd probably score much higher than me anyway!)
DucksNuts • Oct 11, 2006 6:40 am
I can add $35 if running into the house with a quad bike counts?
DucksNuts • Oct 11, 2006 6:45 am
Ohh The Wickham, have I been there? the name is familar.

Most times I've been out in Brissy I never recall anything after the Rowers club
mrnoodle • Oct 11, 2006 7:25 am
$345.50

This is really about finding out who pees in the pool, isn't it?
bbro • Oct 11, 2006 8:39 am
195.50 - I thought I would be the lowest one. :D
breakingnews • Oct 11, 2006 9:26 am
I got $280.50.

If we're talking "bad," I think some others could be added:

- Snorted narcotics
- Injected narcotics
- Drove drunk
- Drove drunk but don't remember anything about it
- Had sex with a random whose name you don't know
- Lied to a cop or judge
- Lied to a good friend (I would lie to my parents before my best friends)
- Littered (I HATE people who litter, though I admit, I have done it, in my youthful ignorance)
mrnoodle • Oct 11, 2006 9:43 am
Great, now I'm up to like 500 bucks :(
Spexxvet • Oct 11, 2006 9:46 am
$280.50
Spexxvet • Oct 11, 2006 9:49 am
breakingnews wrote:
...- Drove drunk but don't remember anything about it
...

Come out of you house the morning after, to go to work, and can't find your car? It was around the corner. :redface:

About sex in the pool - does it count if you didn't cum?
Sundae • Oct 11, 2006 11:06 am
$370 - where do I claim it from please?
I obviously need the money for rehabilitation

I would add:
- Been drunk at work - $30
- Peed in someone else's garden (or on their door) while walking home - $5
- Had sex on public transport - $25
- Given/ received oral sex in a cinema - $20
- Allowed pictures to be taken of you naked by a partner you are no longer with (and they have the photos) - $20
- Ditto for video - $50
- Had a threesome - $20
- Gone to the toilets on another floor to lay a really unpleasant log... and then laughed about it $2
- Left a crap in a toolbox or ShopVac box in a department store - $50.69
mrnoodle • Oct 11, 2006 11:21 am
$602

Wow you guys are bad!

Can we add:

- Pretended to be sick in order to miss the funeral of a relative
- to stay home and get stoned
- and play video games
- and watch porn

- When asked by a good friend to watch out for his 18-y.o. daughter because she's in trouble with the law and they just don't know what to do with her, and she likes you and you can be a good influence, you
- sneak off in the car with her to get stoned
- and drunk
- and drive around the cemetery at night
- and run into a fence
- and I still didn't get any. -$20 for not sleeping with her
- but I had sex in her room with someone else.
- +$20 because it was on a Mickey Mouse bedspread
- +$20 because the woman was married
- also under their Christmas tree.
Shawnee123 • Oct 11, 2006 11:25 am
morethanpretty wrote:

No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time).


Hmmmm, is there a "running cars into houses" gene that runs in your family?:)


By the way, I stopped adding how bad I am. I should probably be shot.:redface:
Flint • Oct 11, 2006 11:44 am
ha ha ha
I'm not answering this! I've done alot of crazy stuff...but...

If you answer ending in $.50 you're a pee-pee bandit, and if you don't you're a liar!
Sundae • Oct 11, 2006 11:51 am
Flint wrote:

If you answer ending in $.50 you're a pee-pee bandit, and if you don't you're a liar!

I resemble that remark!

I can honestly say, despite various peeing adventures, I have never, EVER peed in a pool.

[SIZE="1"](I believed that the water turned purple if you did)[/SIZE]
yesman065 • Oct 11, 2006 12:12 pm
I'm confused now because of all the additional "offenses" but I think my grand total was $485.50 - and I can't believe the "mile high club" hasn't been added. I have some other "ideas, but I'm afraid to "out" myself. Guess I better get a dog.
Sundae • Oct 11, 2006 12:18 pm
yesman065 wrote:
I have some other "ideas, but I'm afraid to "out" myself. Guess I better get a dog.


I hope this doesn't mean dog + peanut butter = confession
yesman065 • Oct 11, 2006 12:21 pm
LOL - nah much worse than that.
Griff • Oct 11, 2006 12:24 pm
Original list $145.50 I'm kinda boring...
glatt • Oct 11, 2006 12:33 pm
Griff wrote:
Original list $145.50 I'm kinda boring...


Nothing wrong with that at all.
KinkyVixen • Oct 11, 2006 12:37 pm
did anyone add getting stoned in your parents bathroom while they were sitting in the living room?

or having sex in your parents hot tub while they were throwing a party inside, and a couple of their guests caught you?

or your b/f's dad walking in on you while you were going down on him? your b/f, not your b/f's dad. gosh.
Elspode • Oct 11, 2006 12:52 pm
Bullitt wrote:
$225.5
I'm a lifeguard, I'm allowed to pee in the pool!

Yeah, but while standing on the lifeguard tower? No.
morethanpretty • Oct 11, 2006 1:00 pm
I think that it is safe to say that if there is some sort of eternal place we go for punishment for being *bad* the cellarites will have to throw their anniversary parties there.
zippyt • Oct 11, 2006 5:37 pm
:joint: :biggrinba :drunk: :rasta: :grouphug: :beer: :devil: :guinness: :celebrat: :celebrat: :band: :bong:
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 11, 2006 5:42 pm
Does "The National Debt", ring a bell? :blush:
Aliantha • Oct 11, 2006 8:06 pm
Hagar wrote:
I try not to be an arsehole, but I still think I've had a fair bit of fun. :p Unless you mean "nicer" in terms of the guys that hang out at The Wickham! (Although they'd probably score much higher than me anyway!)


Well in my experience, those boys at the wickham can be a bit bitchy if they're OTR. ;)

Ducks...the Wickam is a gay club in the valley, just up the road from The Beat, but not far from the Elephant & Wheelbarrow which is probably the best one in the valley at the moment, although, I am an old fart, so probably wouldn't really know. lol I haven't been to Rowers for years. Isn't that joint for kids? How old are you??? lol
cowhead • Oct 11, 2006 10:01 pm
I plead the 5th
Crimson Ghost • Oct 14, 2006 12:18 am
Elspode wrote:
Yeah, but while standing on the lifeguard tower? No.


Any relation to Private Doberman?
lookout123 • Oct 14, 2006 5:55 pm
$335
SteveDallas • Oct 14, 2006 6:34 pm
KinkyVixen wrote:
going down on him? your b/f, not your b/f's dad. gosh.

Thanks for clearing that up for us.

KinkyVixen wrote:
or having sex in your parents hot tub while they were throwing a party inside, and a couple of their guests caught you?

So what happened? Did the guests rat you out to the rents or what?
morethanpretty • Oct 15, 2006 9:41 am
KinkyVixen wrote:
or having sex in your parents hot tub while they were throwing a party inside, and a couple of their guests caught you?

or your b/f's dad walking in on you while you were going down on him? your b/f, not your b/f's dad. gosh.


So my parents' fears that my b/f and I will be goin at it like bunnies if we spend so much as a sec. alone in a room together have some basis...
Thats just weird girl.
bluecuracao • Oct 16, 2006 3:33 am
Geez, I'm way more goody two-shoes than I thought. Ducknuts', morethanpretty's, and Sundae Girl's lists combined, I'm only $275!

How about:
Getting stoned with mom (only once and she'll never admit it happened): $20

OK, maybe that's not really bad.
Sun_Sparkz • Oct 16, 2006 5:14 am
$360 for me. and i thought id been good...
KinkyVixen • Oct 17, 2006 3:44 pm
morethanpretty wrote:
So my parents' fears that my b/f and I will be goin at it like bunnies if we spend so much as a sec. alone in a room together have some basis...
Thats just weird girl.



How is that weird? From what I've heard that's something that has happened to almost everyone, in one way or another.
And yes, maybe your parents could be correct? But that depends on you and your boyfriend....
However, it's been my experience that parents aren't stupid. That's part of the reason why we have parents...they've had more experiences than we have and they usually know what is best. Even if we don't realize it until we get older...
KinkyVixen • Oct 17, 2006 3:48 pm
SteveDallas wrote:
Thanks for clearing that up for us.


So what happened? Did the guests rat you out to the rents or what?



No problem SD, I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm trying to cut limbs off my family tree or anything.

And no...they didn't say anything. Actually, the people that caught us had known both of us since we were little kids...they "talked" to us about it and decided it was best if they didn't tell my parents, although they told his. LOL. Not that they didn't already know...afterall, it was his dad in the first instance above. I was mortified enough, I think they thought that was enough punishment. They never say anything about it...but everytime I see them I remember.
Dude111 • Apr 16, 2016 10:20 am
DucksNuts wrote:
BE HONEST IN ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS
Ahhhh ya mean I cant fib and say $5?

Alright... If I counted right I got $210.50 (You know what the .50 is for :D)
 
Gravdigr • Apr 17, 2016 4:36 pm
$420.50