Definition of a Bastard

Flint • Oct 6, 2006 10:29 am
Most people naturally avoid hurting others, if for no other reason than because of the natural empathy felt between humans: hurting others causes some hurt for yourself as well. The bastard doesn't face this hurdle, as he is completely miserable to begin with. Whatever hurt he may feel, from hurting you, is a drop in the bucket compared to the baseline misery of his existence.

This is the magic bullet of the bastard, the key to his effectiveness. He is, essentially, psychologically invincible, because you can't mess him up any worse than he already is. He is glad to do it for you, if a little of the harm falls your way as well.
jinx • Oct 6, 2006 12:42 pm
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Aliantha • Oct 8, 2006 8:05 pm
I thought a bastard was an illegitimate child?
9th Engineer • Oct 8, 2006 8:30 pm
That sort of died with the feudal system methinks...
wolf • Oct 8, 2006 9:49 pm
I think the word you're looking for is "welfare system," 9th.
9th Engineer • Oct 8, 2006 11:38 pm
No, the welfare system is alive and well...;)
Ibby • Oct 9, 2006 12:33 am
Well, it's alive at any rate.
zippyt • Oct 9, 2006 12:59 am
I beleve the frase you are looking for is magnificent basterd
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 9, 2006 11:36 pm
Most people naturally avoid hurting others, if for no other reason than because of the natural empathy felt between humans:~snip
I disagree with that statement and think it should read.....

Most people naturally avoid hurting others [COLOR="Purple"]like themselves[/COLOR], if for no other reason than because of the natural empathy felt between humans [COLOR="purple"]that they have something in common with[/COLOR].
I say this because of observing people being rather quick to zero in on anyone different, odd or strange, and being human seems to have low priority. :2cents:
lumberjim • Oct 9, 2006 11:44 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
I disagree with that statement and think it should read.....

Most people naturally avoid hurting others [COLOR=Purple]like themselves[/COLOR], if for no other reason than because of the natural empathy felt between humans [COLOR=purple]that they have something in common with[/COLOR].
I say this because of observing people being rather quick to zero in on anyone different, odd or strange, and being human seems to have low priority. :2cents:

well, they ARE Others.

oh, and you guys were supposed to ask Flint what happened, and who was mean to him.
Flint • Oct 11, 2006 11:06 am
lumberjim wrote:
...you guys were supposed to ask Flint what happened, and who was mean to him.
How do you know I wasn't just describing an undesirable aspect of my own psyche?
Sundae • Oct 11, 2006 11:14 am
A pink monkey
Flint • Oct 11, 2006 11:19 am
Beat it to death!

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Gray"](ya think we could get a "beating a pink monkey to death" smilie?)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
skysidhe • Oct 15, 2006 2:31 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
I disagree with that statement and think it should read.....

Most people naturally avoid hurting others [COLOR="Purple"]like themselves[/COLOR], if for no other reason than because of the natural empathy felt between humans [COLOR="purple"]that they have something in common with[/COLOR].
I say this because of observing people being rather quick to zero in on anyone different, odd or strange, and being human seems to have low priority. :2cents:


2 cents? no I think that was rather priceless

lumberjim wrote:
well, they ARE Others. ~snip



:lol2:


Flint wrote:
How do you know I wasn't just describing an undesirable aspect of my own psyche?




Just an aspect?

ok next time maybe clarify that right in the begining so we don't have to guess.

oh and please note what your angle is in sharing it too.

thank you :angel:
Buddug • Oct 18, 2006 8:36 pm
In French a 'bâtard' ( exact translation of 'bastard') is , amongst other things , a type of loaf based on a blend of different flours .

Respectable coiffed ladies go to the boulangerie every day to ask for a bastard .
Flint • Oct 19, 2006 9:01 am
Buddug wrote:
...amongst other things...

You could also get a bastard file.
Buddug • Oct 22, 2006 2:37 pm
They use ordinary bread knives in France , Flint .
wolf • Oct 22, 2006 3:32 pm
I prefer a bastard sword.