Best Offer in UK

thebar1 • Sep 28, 2006 11:14 pm

Best Offer in UK

Are you still suffering the slow speed of modem that takes you minutes to download a picture? Have you ever considering using a broadband that connects you to the Internet at an unexpected speed?

If you live in the UK, welcome to our site:

You can find all the broadband offers in market on our site, and we recommend best offer according to your different requirement.

Go to check it, you will certainly get what you want. Order online, what you need to do is only click the mouse and waiting the people coming to your house to install broadband for you!

NoBoxes • Sep 29, 2006 5:12 am

I longtime suffer bradydownloadia. Me so happy wear broadband with speed so unexpected! I different and you recommend best. I flick mouse while you people comming. Install me now. :biggrinje

Undertoad • Sep 29, 2006 5:46 am

Interesting things about this spammer who posted about 10 spams yesterday:

- They signed up in April and posted a nonsense post to look like a stronger, verified account.
- Although they seem to be advertising a UK service, the IP address is China.

Griff • Sep 29, 2006 7:05 am

thebar1 wrote:
...we recommend best offer according to your different requirement.

Go to check it, you will certainly get what you want. ...only click the mouse and waiting the people coming to your house to install broadband for you!

IP verified

xoxoxoBruce • Sep 30, 2006 3:20 pm

Although they seem to be advertising a UK service, the IP address is China

The Brits outsource too. Your PC probably came from China, why not your spam? :haha:

Crimson Ghost • Sep 30, 2006 6:30 pm

I prefer my Spam™ to come from Hormel™.

Tonchi • Sep 30, 2006 6:39 pm

Is Broad Band a dating site? :heart-on:

Crimson Ghost • Sep 30, 2006 6:57 pm

Yup.
Specializing in musical women.

JayMcGee • Sep 30, 2006 7:14 pm

musical women, eh..

to complete my composition, I need an A-sharp, B-major and C-minor.....

xoxoxoBruce • Oct 1, 2006 9:25 am

Watch those minors, Jay. :unsure:

Elspode • Oct 1, 2006 10:33 am

Or at least get a an A minor. Why skimp on quality if you're going to jail anyway?

mrnoodle • Oct 4, 2006 10:28 am

Just watch out for Lydian. She's in one of her modes.

Elspode • Oct 4, 2006 1:33 pm

Some of these puns are becoming rather noteworthy. We might want to scale back on them.

glatt • Oct 13, 2006 3:17 pm

A spam e-mail just made it through my filters and started with this opening line. I don't know why, but I really got a kick out of it.

Recomendation: Read to the end and think after.

It reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live skits with Hans and Franz, the German body builders. "Hear me now, and believe me later."