The (Blank) of the Beast
Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run?
666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast
$665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast
665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast
666a - the flat above the Beast
1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast
DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast
669 The Threesome of the Beast
666DVL--The license plate of the beast
83451--leetspeek of the beast
GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast
999 - the beast is a bat.
666, ET-bag
Edit:
people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u
I contend that
beginning with an un-modified 666 also counts.
[SIZE="1"](from Cheech and Chong,
ET: Extra Testical. "666" would be
ASCII Art for an
ET teabag)[/SIZE]
.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage
668 neighbor of the beast (variant)
6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters).
667 - Across the street from the Beast.
111-the baby of the Beast
30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast.
edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast.
deleted because I am apparently an idiot
people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u
sorry .0666 blood acohol level of the Beast.
Sheesh.
000-the remains OF THE BEAST after Chuck Norris gets ahold OF THE BEAST.
(anyone else and there would have been kudos and high fives and butt licking all around);)
high fives and butt licking all around);)
umm... you mean high
sixes;)
DCLXVI - the toga of The Beast.
there ya go serp, well edited :D and an excellent one on the toga :D
now I'm thinking 'the clockface of The Beast' would have been better. ;)
there ya go serp, well edited :D and an excellent one on the toga :D
High Five to ya!
Mmmmmmmmwahhhhhhh
$666,004 Question -- The Game Show of The Beast
20/666 - Eyesight of the Beast
5|><, 5|><, 5|>< - Th3 |\|um83r 0f T3h 8345t
599.666 The Dewey Decimal Number of the Beast
How do you know The Beast is a mammal?
6/6/6 Birthday of the Beast
666.66.666.66 - The IP of the Beast.
666, max 3d6 rolls for strength, evil, and charisma, OF THE BEAST
666 - the Beast's reaction to too many drinkdrinkdrinks?
Phillips 666 - The Filling Station of the Beast
666 Sunset Strip - The Classic Detective Show of the Beast
___6__________6___
__66__________66__
__666________666__
___666666666666___
__666\666.666/666__
__66(O)66.66(O)66__
__66666666666666__
__66666666666666__
___666\/\/\/\/666___
____6666666666____
______666666______
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____[SIZE="3"][FONT="Book Antiqua"](of the beast)[/FONT][/SIZE]____
661, the posts of
the beast.
669 - The Favorite Sodomy Position of the Beast
Two for $6.66 - The Sale Price of Beast 12 Packs at 7-11.
Route 666 - Source of the Kicks of The Beast
666 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - The Drinking Song of the Alcoholic Beast
and this little piggy... umm... well... went to Hell.
the doggerel for the child of Lindsay Lohan and the Beast.
the 666 steps..... stairway to the hell of the beast
672.... 69 with 3 fingers up the ass of the Beast.
PPP- the dyslexia of the beast.
333 333 - The Identical Twins of the Beast
332 334 - The Fraternal Twins of the Beast
222 222 222 - The Triplets of the Beast
123456667890 The Numbers of the Beast
sexsexsex- the word association of the beast
666 + 666 - 66 - 66 - 66 = the Arithmetic of the Beast
666W = the shoe size of the Beast
66.6 FM = Radio Station Of The Beast
Damien666 = Japanese Hardcore Wrestler Of The Beast
hexakósioi-hexékonta-hexa-phobia = Fear Of The Number Of The Beast
666™ = Trademark Of The Beast
All your [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]6[/SIZE][/COLOR] are belong of the Beast
"Six of one, half dozen of the other, it's all the same (6) to me!" - Favorite saying of the Beast.
666AK - The Almost Full House of the Beast
Six hundred sixty-six - the formal name of the Beast
666 - the three fat ladies of the Beast
The Number of the Beast - favorite album of the Beast.
6-66 favorite convenience store of the beast
666 degrees - temperature to cook the roast of the beast
666-666: the least of the beast
666C -- The bra size of the Beast's girlfriend
Seiscientos sesenta seises, the number of the Beast's Spanish cousin.
AK666 - automatic weapon of the Beast
666-66-6666 - The Social Security Number of the Beast
555-666-6666 - The Non-Existant Movie Phone Number of the Beast
Heinz 666 - The Steak Sauce of the Beast
66 D'Oh! - if Homer Simpson were the Beast
(666) 666-6666 The fake phone number the Beast gives out to chicks he's just not that into.
I sguess it's a good thing the Beast isn't running for president this time, eh, Brianna? :angel:
666-the palindrome of the beast
3.14666--pi of the beast
Fahrenheit 666 - the combustion temperature of the beast
BooBoo 666--the King's Island parking area of the beast
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred and sixty-six.
- The Charge of the Light Brigade of the Beast
Not bad.. though if it were "two leagues" it'd be 6 miles! (Of course then the rhythm wouldn't be the same.)
999--the concave reflection of the beast
500 - number of the Beast, in metric
666 Up - The Lemon-Lime Soda of the Beast
The Philadelphia 666ers - The NBA Team of the Beast
666 Flavors - The Baskin Robbins of the Beast
#666,666,666 - The "Now Being Served" Ticket of the Beast
10666 - Norman Conquest of the Beast
29A - The Hex of the Beast
666 the number of presents the beast asked for on his b-day
666 the number of guests the beast invited to his b-day party
666 the number of guest who didn't show up to the beast's b-day party
666 the number of presents the beast asked for on his b-day
666 the number of guests the beast invited to his b-day party
666 the number of guest who didn't show up to the beast's b-day party
666, the number of people put on the Beast's "Shit List".
S666 proposed law of the Beast
^^^ sticky shift key of the Beast
TWA 666 - Flight Number Of The Beast
0.58778525229247312916870595463907 - The Cosine of the Beast
^^^ sticky shift key of the Beast
a round of applause , please? clapclapclap
6x6x6 - Relative dimensions of the cage of the Beast [Beast in the Box! :angry:]
Six Six Six Feet Under - the HBO favourite of the Beast
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 666th Dimension - the guilty pleasure film of the Beast
666 w0w dishonorable kills of the beast
666 w0w health of the beast
a round of applause , please? clapclapclap
/clapclapclap
I spent a good 10 minutes trying to think of a way to do ^^^, and I came up blank. griff owns
thanky:)
DD666 discharge order of the Beast
UB666 for the morning after the beast
The 666 Element - LeeLoo: The supreme being of the beast
[email]666@666.com[/email] - the e-mail address of the beast
6x6x6 - Monster Truck Of The Beast
Boeing 666 - The Airliner of the Beast
666 Trombones - The Favorite Show Tune of the Beast
F666 - Fighter Plane of the Beast
666ZX - The Sports Car of the Beast
Fortune 666 - The Best of the Beast
6 runs on 6 hits and 6 errors box score of the Beast.
80666 - the Microprocessor of the Beast
Windows 666 - The Operating System of the Beast
U-666 -- German submarine of the Beast
Vat 666 -- really Beastly whiskey
From my dear wife, and she gets the credit: 66.6 -- Sleep Number of the Beast
Brazil 666 -- Sergio Mendez is the Beast
"Cease! Cease! Cease!" - the French surrender cry of the Beast
66606 - The Topeka, KS address of the Beast.
660 - about six doughnuts shy of the beast.
667 - the Bakers' Number of the Beast.
IVIVIV - how to give a unit of whole blood to the beast
<Alt+0160> The (Blank) of the Beast
E6 degrees 6 minutes N6 degrees West African summer home of the Beast.
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Sudoku of the Beast
Mambo Number 666 - Annoying Salsa Song of the Beast
GMT -666: Time Zone of the Beast
From my brother:
66 The ADD of the beast
666 the dyslexia of the beast (has that one been done?)
6-6-6 - Minutes to the Beast's Showtime, plenty of time to get some delicious popcorn and ice cold pop!
666 COLD - Cold remedies of the Beast
PS 666 - NYC Public School of the Children of the Beast
...66 The ADD of the beast
...
How about:
66 hey look at the pretty kitty - The ADD of the beast
How about:
66 hey look at the pretty kitty - The ADD of the beast
Excellent! :)
Realistic 12-666 - The Transistor Radio of the 60's Beast
In my hometown, there is a neurologist whose street address is 666 _______.
I won't disclose any more information than that, but suffice it to say this guy is THE NEUROLOGIST OF THE BEAST!
666 - Happy Monkey's Boy Scout Troop number of the Beast.
(supposedly named after the medication, then marketed as a cure-all)
lookout666: Financial Advisor of the Beast
Section 6, Township 6N, Range 6E, Hellfire Baseline & Meridian - Title description of the Arizona ranch of The Beast.
6.66°N - Tropical paradise of the Beast
.000666 - The MPG Average of the SUV of The Beast
666 - Cellar Landmark Post Count of the Beast
Fo666News -- the *Exclusive* News Channel of The Beast
8.7329 the cube root of the beast
and of course 25.807 the square root of the beast
42 the meaning of the beast
5318008 the calculator of the beast.
888 the low computer chair of the beast.
18 the total of the beast
sux sux sux the nz beast
shichs shichs shichs the speech impediment of the beast
666 666 666 666 the echo of the beast
BOOBIES? surely not ' of the beast'
although...
7734- the upsidedown calulator residence of the beast
666 and 666 -- cocktail of the beast
Buffalo 666 -- indie film of the beast
$6.66 - the pocket change of the Beast
666 - the legal drinking age in Hell
[CENTER]
BEAST EYES!!! - Craps of the Beast.[/CENTER]
Pennsylvania 6-6666 - The Favorite Glenn Miller Song of the Beast
66-string sextet -- dinner music of the beast ($666 prix fixe, of course)
666 - the price tag on the pack of ground chuck that nobody buys.
666 Kinderkamack Rd. - Yeshiva of Nothern New Jersey - Temple of the Jewish Beast (but he only converted to please his mother-in-law)
6/6/06 - birthday of The Beast [size=1](and several children I know too...)[/size]
6 years, 6 months, and 6 days - the "itch" of the Beast.
333 -- half the beast he used to be
Nokia 666 - Cell Phone of the Beast
333 -- half the beast he used to be
Brilliant
watch out though the man prefers of the beast66.6% - approval rating of the Beast in Hell.
64.8% - approval rating of GWB in Hell.
[margin of error 2%]
1/666 - shutter speed to take a photo in Hell with the camera of The Beast
.000000666% Pure - The Facial Soap of the Beast
"In the year 2666" by Zager & eVANS - The most annoying song of the beast
0.0015015 - reciprocal of the beast
vivivi - favorite final fantasy hero of the beast
6_6 - favorite asian emote of the beast
66-66 - pants size of the beast
-.... -.... -.... - morse code of the beast
"six, six, six... all you ever think about it six..."
Mrs Beast has the number of the Beast
$666.00 Overdue - The Credit Report Ding of The Beast (which just happens to be the amount on my wife's boss' credit report which he's fighting QVC over).
666 - mark of the Beast,
bbb - mark of the horny Beast,
ddd - mark of the horny Beast admiring self in mirror,
qqq - mark of the falling down drunk horny Beast,
ggg - mark of the drunken Beast sleeping it off,
%%% - mark of the Beast in disguise so no one will see how wasted he is the next day!
666 degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and the Beast
Six verses of six lines each, the end-word of each line being the same six words in various permutations of position, and a three-line envoi preferably containing all six of the end-words again, or at least as many of them as might be:
...the sestina of the Beast.
6.66% I'm about to offer a customer the interest rate of the beast.
See? I told you auto finance people were spawn of Satan.
666, proof that gambling is evil.
(if you add up all the numbers on a roulette table you get 666)
6.66% I'm about to offer a customer the interest rate of the beast.
Is their FICO score 666?
Inspected by 666
Total Quality Management
of The Beast
LOCAL 666 - the labor union of the beast
sex sex sex, the kiwi beast
sicks sicks sicks -the barf of the beast
Inspected by 666
Total Quality Management
of The Beast
666 Sigma ... the Management Technique of the Beast
Canon 666- printer of the Beast
BMW 666- tuner car of the beast
666 ci- engine of the Beast
I 666- highway of the Beast
Blink 666- the beasts gay band
666mm - the length of the beasts....horn
Canon 666- printer of the Beast
Toshiba Satellite Pro 666 - Laptop of the Beast
(it almost doesn't need the number)
s..s.sss...sss..ssix...sssix...s..ssss.ss.s.s.sseven - the beasts dyslexic nephew with a speech impediment.
6o6 -the Kagen of the Beast
TB 666 Bassline - The Classic Acid Synth of the Beast
$0.0666 per Hour - The Minimum Wage of the Beast
666 Miles - The Folk Song of the Beast
my slashdot uid is 666999...for real.
That's kinda freaky man because mine is 333.
If 666 was 999 Favorite Jimi Hendrix tune of The Beast.
The Lamb Cutlets of the Beast:
That's kinda freaky man because mine is 333.
Holy shit, man. Early adopter indeed.
666|444 beast looking in a carnival mirror
Now I'm scaring myself!
f'reals!
The Punctuation of the Beast
666/1 - The Odds of the Beast
___
666 - The Clothesline of the Beast
999 - The Boating Mishap of the Beast
ooo - The Sinking Boat of the Beast
2 x 3 x 3 x 37 - The Factorization of the Beast
www.666.com - The Homepage of the Beast
:666: - The Smiley of the Beast
664 668 555 333 666 222 444 888 224 - The Wedding Photo of the Beast
Beauty - The Bride of the Beast
Wildebeest - The Favourite Animal of the Beast
664 668 555 333 666 222 444 888 224 - The Wedding Photo of the Beast
v. funny!
I666 - The Interstate Highway to Hell of the Beast
696 - The Horrible Disfigurement of the Beast
565 - The Double Amputee Beast
6[SIZE="7"]6[/SIZE]6 - The junk of the beast
66.6(0) MHz is unfortunately out of the FM band.
But 666 kHz -- WBST-AM. [KBST-AM in Montana.]
696--the sandwich of the Beast.
6969 6--the fifth wheel of the Beast.
666 the gay threesome of the beast
That could be the spooning of the Beast, too.
Alrighty then. It IS hotter (until hell freezes over, anyway).
This is the 13th page in this thread.
Will page 666 be the last page of the Beast?
666 is the ONLY page of the beast, all other numbers are just disguises
666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 the sticky keyboard of the Beast
111 The Weightwatchers success story of the Beast
The snorkellers of the Beast
___ : the skydiving without a parachute beast
Pantone 666, the color of The Beast
Oh, but it's such an innocent shade of lilac...muahahahaha!
Oh, but it's such an innocent shade of lilac...muahahahaha!
Well, homosexuality is a tool of the devil, you know, so it stands to reason the color of the beast would be a nice pastel.
Similarly
Chanel No. 666 is the fragrance of the Beast
:p
-6
6-6........the cheerleaders of the Beast (ok, it's a small college).
6
6
6........the circus act of the Beast, or the whiz of the Beast (enlarged
prostate).
--6--
-6-6-
6-6-6
-6-6-
--6--.......the nine ball rack of the Beast
6-6
-6-...........cock and balls of the Beast, or the Beast's expression having
been kicked there.
I remembered to hit the cafeteria salad bar on my break, before the unwashed masses get their hands all over it.
The guy who weighed it and took my money read my total aloud, $5.55, but said it 5-5-5.
I said, dude, that must mean something! I'm one digit away from the beast.
Which reminded me of this thread, one of the funniest I remember. I thought I'd give it a little bump for posterity. ;)
[Island accent; sings]
Evil Beestie come
Evil Beestie come
Evil Beestie come to terrorize me!
11/06/2012 election day of the Beast.
\6/... the French-cut underwear of the Beast
6, The Mazda of the Beast.
The Flirt of the Beast
6:eaty:6
6
the combover of the beast in a strong wind
666 dtjt xdffnnnnnnnng56s
The Beast's cat is walking on the keyboard
yyy
The short fingers of the beest
^^^
The Caps Lock of the Beast
No end to the clever people here. Which is to say: all the clever people come to the Cellar, but not all the people who come to the Cellar are clever. It's simple math. ;)
Bravo!
666
The dyslexia of the beast.
*snort*
.666
The breathalyzer of the beast
999 ʇsɐǝq uʍop ǝpısdn
999 ʇsɐǝq uʍop ǝpısdn
999 Number of the Australian beast
FTFY
666ers The NBA Franchise of the Beast
3.1415966666666666666666666666666
dessert of the beast
[COLOR="Wheat"]I miss Pie[/COLOR] :sniff:
999
A beast and a half
,- ,- ,-
o o o
textart Beast
333.000000001 - The Better Half of the Beast
A 6 foot, 6 x 6 post...The Lumber of the Beast.
$6.66 The Hot N Ready Pizza of the Beast
999 ʇsɐǝq uʍop ǝpısdn
How did you do that?
He made a pact with the devil.
¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıן
try here, for example:
http://www.whatsmyip.org/upsidedowntext/ --just c&p
66Mbps download / 6Mbps upload
The Broadband Internet Connection of the Beast
[COLOR="White"]Mmmmm...Hot n Ready...pizzapizza![/COLOR]
3.1415966666666666666666666666666
dessert of the beast
[COLOR="Wheat"]I miss Pie[/COLOR] :sniff:
Me too.
6
6
6
The falling tears of the beast missing Pie.
The license plate of the beast
Yes, Arizona
[COLOR="White"]666[/COLOR]
The passive-aggressive post of the beast.
Sis Sis Sis
The Siblings of the Beast
The smilie face of the beast
(We should auction off the right to make post #666 in this thread as a fundraiser....)
66shark
The threaddrift of the beast
66dolphin
The meme of the beast.
"you suck" X 333
"no, you suck" x 333
The political forum of the beast
666EEE
Shoe size of the Beast
The beast has 666 unread messages
The beast got his kicks
On Route 666
66 lechers and 6 seeders, bittorrent of the beast
696 the number of the mutant child that the beast had with his first cousin
[COLOR="pink"]6[/COLOR]6[COLOR="Pink"]6[/COLOR]
The illegal immigrant of the beast.
10666
The HDTV of the Beast
666 F
but it feels like 1000 F
The Heat Index of the Beast.
(and the actual outside temp. in Ohio)
6:skull:6
the tat of the Beast.
666 F
but it feels like 1000 F
The Heat Index of the Beast.
(and the actual outside temp. in Ohio)
My cow orkers probably wonder why I'm laughing so hard. :p:
1066.6
William the Conqueror is a Beast.
6.......6........6
The real Beast take his time....
Z Z Z, The Slumber of the Beast
Sinse sinse sinse...The Herbage of the Beast
Stax Stax Stax...The Record Label of the Beast
Styx Styx Styx...Prog-Rock of the Beast
Jebus! Jebus! Jebus! ... the Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! of the Beast.
Styx Styx Styx...Prog-Rock of the Beast
:lol:
07: 06 - breakfast time of the Beast
19: 06 - dinner time of the Beast
100 X (:2cents::2cents::2cents:) + 30 X (:2cents:) + (:2cents::2cents::2cents:)= ? - math word problem of the Beast
Sex Sex Sex
the mind of the Beast
Shawnee666
sockpuppet of the Beast
Karnak - Psychic of the Beast
The Beast thinks 666 + 1 = 666; therefore it does. - Pun of the Beast
#826644 - the umber of the beast
Hue're funny there, Pete.
That's a little off color....
-6.66 contact lens prescription of the beast
Link to the Post of the Beast([COLOR="LemonChiffon"]yeah, that was a stretch[/COLOR])
Nope, you're quite right there Grav. That is certainly the beast getting his kicks by ruining other people's photos! He's sly like that, it's not all Master Plan for World Evil. Sometimes it's just pranking.
Truck photo of the beast:
[SIZE="4"]***[/SIZE]
password of the Beast
666.....The Telephone Prefix of the Beast
Sux sux sux ... the New Zealand cousin of the beast.
More [post=676778]sockpuppets[/post] of the Beast:
moonspider666
http://cellar.org/member.php?u=666666.....The Telephone Prefix of the Beast
Those are the first three digits of my health insurance company's customer service number. No joke.
Those are the first three digits of my health insurance company's customer service number. No joke.
They want you to know who you're dealing with.
666.....The Telephone Prefix of the Beast
MOhawk 6 - The old telephone exchange of the beast.
Telephone Exchange NamesI was looking at
Ma Bell's recommended exchange names. I like my hometown prefix, but don't have a home phone. The first two of my cell, 57, was used for radio telephone numbers. My work line starts with 51 so it's not even listed. Pooh. I was going to try to get it going, at least confuse a couple people.
And for 73, they didn't list
PEnnsylvania, as in
Pennsylvania 6-5000.Party supplies of the Beast:
[ATTACH]29188[/ATTACH]
The beast has 666 boxes and bags of crap to shift off the floor before he can party
One of the archeologists at the club asked the other one if they found anything on the dig he started. "We found 666 artifacts." At which I was compelled to say, "Archeological dig of the Beast!" I got some strange looks.:3_eyes:
I got some strange looks.:3_eyes:
Ah come on, you're a Dwellar! You're not used to it by now?
Yeah, but these guys are supposed to be geeks!
I got some strange looks.
I
thought you might be strange looking...:D
The beast got his kicks
On Route 666
The beast now travels in disguise on route 491 (for reals!).
Line drive to shortstop caught, he stepped on the bag, and tagged the runner from first. Official scorer says : 666 Inning Ending Triple Play of the Beast.
29A
The Hexadecimal Number of the Beast
6
6
6
LBW
The Cricket of The Beast
B-17 of the beast.
[YOUTUBE]6Im086TCu3I[/YOUTUBE]
The Miniclip Poker Game of the Beast
B-17 of the beast.
That's one tough ol' bird, right there, I don't care who ya are.
And, how did the crew get through that narrow little door with those huge friggin' balls?!
They had to put their 'chutes through first.
Though the B-17 does have two entry doors: the little hatchway thing in the forward fuselage and a larger door forward of the right stabilizer.
Even the larger door would be tough with a chute. At least for me, maybe a skinny, bendable, youth could do it. :haha:
Licks licks licks. How the Beast gets to the center of a Tootsie Roll brand Tootsie Pop.
Twix twix twix - The candy bar of the beast.
Add the last two digits of your birth year to the age you will turn in 2011, and add 555 - the age/math trick of the beast.
Add the last two digits of your birth year to the age you will turn in 2011, and add 555 - the age/math trick of the beast.
*looking uncomfortable*/ Er...I was told there would be no math... /*gulp*
Add the last two digits of your birth year to the age you will turn in 2011, and add 555 - the age/math trick of the beast.
:eek:
sick sick sick
the flu of the beast
The (Blanks) of the Beast (post vasectomy): 6 6 6 || NONE SHALL PASS
...the flu of the beast
Had it. Whupped it (after a while). Moved on.
SUPERBOWL VIVIVI......... Carolina panthers vs Buffalo Bills
The Super Bowl of the Beast
66.6 The Minutes of The Beast
666 the Market Fall of the Beast
Matches Obama perfectly.... 666. :lol:
sucks sucks sucks -the vacuum cleaner of the beast
sax sax sax -jazz club of the beast
spexx spexx spexx - the Dwellar of the Beast
Sex sex sex - the Typical Male of the Beast
hex hex hex - The Skill I Wish I Had Right Now of the Beast
This thread rocks. I just reread it and there are very few repetitions.
Shucks shucks shucks -the temporary seasonal employment of the beast
छःछःछः -The outsourcing to India of the job of the beast
spanx spanx spanx - The Slimming Undergarment of the Beast
Slick Slick Slick -the black cats of the beast
sticks sticks sticks- The Brown and Sticky Things of the Beast
$6.66 -The gas price of the beast
socks socks sock -the laundry of the beast (see how they're even almost sorta 6 shaped....)
Slick Slick Slick -the black cats of the beast
[SIZE="1"]Heheheheh...[/SIZE]
ddd -the webcam image of the beast
Monster, just so ya know, just to let ya know ya accomplished something, just so ya can feel good about yaself:
I've been singing Iron Maiden's 'Number of the Beast' like this for a couple days now.
"Slick, SlickSlick, the tomcat of the beast".
It pops into my mind at the oddest times...:)
666 New Messages: the inbox of the beast
Slick Slick Slick -the black cats of the beast
"Slick, SlickSlick, the tomcat of the beast".
Wait. Does this make me The Beast?
The Correctness of the Beast?
Made up words like sploofus are better indicators of the Devil than any combination of numbers.
Eh, right in the sploofus.
The RealPlayer of the Beast
As far as I'm concerned, every version of RealPlayer EVER has been produced exclusively by the devil himself.
It's not on my 'puter, and never will be.
One of the first things I delete is RealPlayer.
XMPlayer FTW
66699960654321838964047976344375435883534 The thread drift of the beast
66699960654321838964047976344375435883534 The thread drift of the beast
66699960654321838964047976344375435883534?
That's the same as the combination on my luggage!
i666 -The Apple version of the beast
66699960654321838964047976344375435883534?
That's the same as the combination on my luggage!
That's how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. No, wait, that's 3.
Nevermind.
333 - half brother of the beast
Oooh. Synchronicity. Look at the message number ^^^.
999 - The negative German older brother of the beast.
$$$ - the rich uncle of the beast.
555 - the diet of the beast
The Temperature of The Beast
9-9-9 Michelle Bachman turns it upside down because she sees the devil in the details
- - - The (blanks) of the Beast
9-9-9 Michelle Bachman turns it upside down because she sees the devil in the details
Michelle Bachman sees the devil everywhere!
she's Cotton Mather reincarnated!
seis seis seis - the Spanish Beast
[666]- - -[/666] The (blanks) of the Beast
FIFY :angel:
$6.66 -the two gallons of gas of the Beast
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]first one to get picky and say "actually two gallons at that price would be 6.678....." gets buttfucked in the mouth by the dwellar of my choice. [/COLOR]
[COLOR="Gray"]...whistling quietly to himself...[/COLOR]
The safe following distance of the beast:
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The circuit board of the beast.
The Return of the Beast
666
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"I am the 666%": the protest of the beast
Image Width of the Beast:
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The gross income of the beast $5,661,666
[COLOR="Yellow"]Obamas' 2009[/COLOR]
66.6 Kg. The weight of the Gummy-beast, at his last medical check-up.
6
six
....
you finish this number of the beast.......
Clock of the Beast...
created by Happy Monkey in another thread on 1/31/12.
Look Ma, no hands !
Sorry HM, but my crafts techniques are completely inadequate...
You could make one on
cafepress...
You could make one on cafepress...
I hate it when you do that. Have my awesome idea a coupla hours earlier.
666: The number minutes clodfobble posts x before the beast thinks of x.
Odometer of the beast:
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Bus of the beast:
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Well how else will the little devils get to school?
[FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="5"]Fashion of the beast:[/SIZE][/FONT]
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The guh-mail spam folder of the beast:
6/7/66 and $665
A day late and a dollar short of the beast
I started to post here, but, now that I've thought about it...
...just look
here, instead, everything's pretty much the same now as it was then, just wetter.
Revenue/Profit of the Lawyers of the Beast
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Car of the Beast's Wife
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♪ ♫She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind♪ ♫
The Cellar Attendance of the Beast
Filesize of the MP4 Of The Beast:
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Attachment of the Beast
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Souvenir T-Shirt Sale Of The Beast:
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One diver at the meet tonight had a score of 66.6 at one point....
Cold treatment of the Beast
Energy Drink of the Beast
Trix, Trix, Trix = preferred breakfast cereal of the Beast
Chopper of the Beast
I'm just padding this thread, trying to be the 666th post.
looks like it could take a while
but if we work together........
Replies of the Beast
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thick thick thick
the lisp of the beast
Snort.
You mean 'thnort.'
You mean 'thnort.'
Ha. Double-thnort.
The devil takes a vacay...To HEL.
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from AP, via
YahooNews
HELSINKI (AP) — Would you board flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th?
For superstitious travelers, that might be tempting fate. But Finnair passengers on AY666 to Helsinki — which has the 3 letter designation HEL — don't seem too bothered. Friday's flight is almost full.
"It has been quite a joke among the pilots" said veteran Finnair pilot Juha-Pekka Keidasto, who will fly the Airbus A320 from Copenhagen to Helsinki. "I'm not a superstitious man. It's only a coincidence for me."
The daily flight AY666 from Copenhagen to Helsinki falls on Friday the 13th twice in 2013. Friday the 13th is considered bad luck in many countries and the number 666 also has strong negative biblical associations.
Some airlines, like Scandinavian Airlines, take these fears seriously and don't have a row 13 on board. However, the negative connotations are a relatively new phenomenon for northern Europeans, and Finnair and other regional carriers like Norwegian and Estonian Air keep row 13.
"Less than 100 years ago, the number 13 did not have this sinister meaning; it's quite recent in the north," said Ulo Valk, professor of comparative folklore at the University of Tartu in Estonia.
"There are 12 hours, 12 months and in Christianity 12 apostles and this is a divine number. Add one more and it brings in a certain element of chaos," he said.
But passengers on flight 666 to HEL should have a calm flight over the Baltic at this time of year.
"It's hopefully smooth skies" says Keidasto. "And if there's some passenger who is anxious about this 666 our cabin crew is always happy to help them."
The auto brand of the beast
So...the devil respects the sanctity of marriage...?
It is my belief that the devil is gay.
#666 is the number of the beast,
#666 is the number of Grey40 (Red 102, Green 102, Blue 102 or on the CMYK system 0.00, 0.00, 0.00,0.60)
therefore proving conclusively that 40% grey is the antichrist.
It is my belief that the devil is gay.
oh. So, does he have a bride to keep up appearances?
It is my belief that the devil is gay.
it's accepted that 10% of the population is gay so it's a 1-in-10 chance the devil
travels on the other bus too, which is pretty short odds really.
howdya like them apples?
:eyebrow:
howdya like them apples?
:eyebrow:
Not sure. Bit scorched tbh.
^^^
Sticky shift key of the beast
^^^
Sticky shift key of the beast
LOL:D
... and in the Quiet Coach of the train, getting some funny looks from po-faced fellow travellers. (fuck 'em! :) )
oh. So, does he have a bride to keep up appearances?
I'd rather not profesy the beast unless he's is a great lion....
19014 is the number of the beast in some quarters.
there's a prize of a bar of chocolate for the first person who gets it right
The zip code for Aston, PA?
nope.
(why Aston, do they play Deliverance-style banjos there or something?)
nope.
(why Aston, do they play Deliverance-style banjos there or something?)
No, but they have Neumann University, which is devilish.
Actually, there
are parts that look alot like West Virginia, mutants and all
cayn't ya just hear them thar banjos, 'daddle-OW-dow-DOW-dow-DOW-dow-di'
accompanying 'squeal piggy squeal'
Yes I can, Aston is right across the creek from me.
The beast of the beast (A facebook friend just posted a pic of her horse ready for their competition this weekend..... I don't know if it's in Hell MI, but I think her stables are near there..
"Beast of the Beast"
[Size=1]Snicker[/Size]
i stopped at Wawa this morning to get breakfast for everyone. Spencer always gets an Italian Scrambled Egg Hoagie with raw onions (blech). Order # 666.
The woman that was making the sandwiches was calling the numbers of the completed items as she put them up. I was waiting form mine, and watching, and she looked up at the order number, looked at me, and said, "you have the Italian?"
I had noticed, and was thinking of this thread. I said, " Yup, The order number of the beast."
she just gave me a weird look, and said she wasn't gonna call that number out.
Wish I could have taken a picture of it, but my phone was in use.
I got a fitbit for Christmas, and to synch it to my phone I had to take the displayed number from the fitbit and enter into the phone app.
Fitbit activation number? 0666
Activation number of the beast.
unexpected activation number of the beast :eek: ( : 0 )
$999,666 - it works upside down!
Yaaay, or whatever.
999 - Number of the Beast doing a handstand
Adding up my stable deducts for March = $666. :bolt:
Last night we ate the Steak of The Beast. It was very good.
Last night we ate the Steak of The Beast. It was very good.
sadly the picture turns out to be not so good, but it was $6.66
I found the Vacation of The Beast!
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The road of The Beast:
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Street ViewI used to date a girl whose phone number started w/666.
No, the whole town used that exchange, 615-666-xxxx. Back then, ya didn't need the area code, just start right in w/the 666.
New rental car Of The Beast
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A 3 pc. chicken strips and small fruit cup is $6.66 at my local Chick Fil A.
thanks, as long as the devil can still get his/her rainbow dice....
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