Cellar's Sexiest

From what I've seen, I have to say Ibram, no contest.
[SIZE="1"]note: I don't "swing that way" (not that there's anything wrong with that!)[/SIZE]

From what I've read I'd have to go with Bruce - but then my sexual responses are geared to personality rather than looks.

And all the other ladies want him, so I figure why fight it.

I'm absolutely honoured. However, it must be mentioned that that's a particularly good picture, and a particularly bad camera, which disguises the worst of the acne and just sheer ugliness.

wait. i wanna change flints title to 'I'm no homoist'

lumberjim wrote:

wait. i wanna change flints title to 'I'm no homoist'

omg-that is hilarious!

BTW, there are some sexy people here--and it might be easier to identify the very UNsexy ones.

I actually know the sexiest man alive BUT since we are talking about the cellar and since sexy to me is a feeling or a presence of a person I would have to say,

I am with sundae girl on this.....hands down it has to be xo Bruce,capin howdy,possibly Brianna and remarkably RK who seems to possess a visual appeal.

Possibly?

I'm crushed!

lol.

well you know glibness and style is very sexy Bri.

Bruce pops my toaster too. :blush: but then again, so does 3foot, 'spode, ghost.... :rolleyes: actually, I think all the cellarites are shaggable...but I may just need to get laid :worried:

I'm sure that someone here would be willing to take one for the team and help you out, ducks.

Wolf makes me laugh. That can't be beat.

Ducksnuts, thanks. The feeling's mutual, but my toaster's got a short cord and it wouldn't make it to Oz.

I don't want anyone to feel left out cause cellar gals are just plain sexy to start with. (maybe not gwennie so much) So I vote for a Ladies of the cellar calendar for 2007. Email me your sexiest photos and I'll tastefully arrange them into a calendar format and we'll see if UT will flog them on the site.

footfootfoot wrote:

we'll see if UT will flog them

I believe that would be a differnet calendar.

footfootfoot wrote:

Email me your sexiest photos

In case any of our lady members are wondering, I have a standing request for exactly this. Don't hold your breath on a calendar, though.

I wondered where the calender went 'spode? I mean...I sent the pics.

Must have been when my ISP folded up. Better send 'em again. :D

DucksNuts wrote:

Bruce pops my toaster too. :blush: but then again, so does 3foot, 'spode, ghost.... :rolleyes: actually, I think all the cellarites are shaggable...but I may just need to get laid :worried:

Thanks, duck.

I assume that popping your toaster is a good thing...

Choose? Impossible.

Crimson Ghost wrote:

Thanks, duck.

I assume that popping your toaster is a good thing...

Uhuh - its a good thing. I like having my toaster popped.

Sexiest is an almost purely physical thing, as far as I'm concerned. That's not to say that sexiness is the most important aspect of anything, cause the personality is far more important to me, but when it comes to sexiness, its not about the personality, really.

However, I must say, brucie-dear has the most attractive personality, though there are some close competitiors.

I agree with those who say sexiness is not all about looks. There are those who I've seen women just swoon for, and me, not so much. There is a quirkiness, an attitude, a je ne sai quois, that will topple me without warning. Not the cocky "look at me" attitude, more of a "this is who I am" attitude.

Having said that...I agree that there are some damn sexy cellarites. I guess the beauty of these kinds of internet exchanges is that you get to know something about people usually before the pics. I enjoy so many of the people here!

Sexy for me doesn't become physical until after the inital attraction. I had a relationship with a man than could turn me on (we're talking dampness) with just a smile, but apparently I met him twice before I even noticed him. He didn't register until we got into a proper conversation.

So saying, there is a certain physical type I find attractive, so I'm not totally immune. And although you have a fascinating mind Ibram, you probably have to age about 25 years and put on at least 100lbs before you were on my radar - no offence, I'm sure it's a relief!

Brianna wrote:

omg-that is hilarious!

BTW, there are some sexy people here--and it might be easier to identify the very UNsexy ones.

just because i don't post in this thread doesn't mean I can't hear you talking about me. how wude.

BigV wrote:

just because i don't post in this thread doesn't mean I can't hear you talking about me. how wude.

Not you! I wuv woo. I weely do.

I'm gay for all of you. Every last one.

mrnoodle wrote:

I'm gay for all of you. Every last one.

No you're not.

Oh, but I am. I just cover my feelings with a veneer of hatred. :lol:

mrnoodle wrote:

Oh, but I am. I just cover my feelings with a veneer of hatred. :lol:

ah...that's what I'm feeling then.

I feel that a lot:

The veneer of hatred.

Shawnee123 wrote:

There is a quirkiness, an attitude, a je ne sai quois...

"Tish! That's French! You know that drives me wild!"

mrnoodle wrote:

I'm gay for all of you. Every last one.

You can't be gay for *all* of us. If there are only two colors of socks in a drawer, withdrawing three is sufficient to assure a matched pair. Or unmatched, if that's what you're into. :-)

Being bi-sexual doubles your chance of getting a date!;)

The most memorable compliment any man ever made me (a gurl) was this:
"Oh limey! If you were a man and I were a homosexual - Oh! What fun we'd have!" ... :3_eyes:

Brianna wrote:

I feel that a lot:

The veneer of hatred.

Remember, it's only covering my true feelings.

MaggieL wrote:

You can't be gay for *all* of us. If there are only two colors of socks in a drawer, withdrawing three is sufficient to assure a matched pair. Or unmatched, if that's what you're into. :-)

I haven't thought this all the way through, to be honest. I'm not really down with the sexual aspect of being gay for everyone, either. It's more along the lines of excitement, like when your dog humps your leg. I don't want to get my privates involved.

Maybe we could all just dry hump.

or spoon.

:3some: :lurker: :3way: :dedhors2:

One of the first posts I read here was Brianna offering oral sex for help on a math question. That was pretty damn sexy to me!

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri? :)

Alas , none of the young ladies at my university felt such gratitude for math tutoring.

MaggieL wrote:

You can't be gay for *all* of us. If there are only two colors of socks in a drawer, withdrawing three is sufficient to assure a matched pair. Or unmatched, if that's what you're into. :-)

maybe he didn't mean gay for *all* of us, but gay *for* all of us. like by being gay, he's helping us in some way? personally, i feel better knowing that he's so concerned for our well being that he's willing to 'take one for the team' ...assuming he'd be a taker rather than a giver, that is. good man, that mrnoodle. good man, i say.

Elspode wrote:

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri? :)

i thik she had to fellate tw, and welched on the deal. can't say i blame her. i mean, that thing has to be covered in a half inch of dust and cobwebs. rather drink catlitter.

Spexxvet wrote:

Being bi-sexual doubles your chance of getting a date!;)

Does it though? I imagine that some gays might not be keen on dating bi-sexuals. In the end, it'd probably all even out, no?

Elspode wrote:

Yeah...how'd that turn out, Bri? :)

yeah, like LJ said, it was tw. I WOULD have done it but he just kept talking and talking about war strategies and mental midgets and it annoyed me so much...besides, I think he'd rather satisfy his hypergraphia than anything else.

lumberjim wrote:

i thik she had to fellate tw, and welched on the deal. can't say i blame her. i mean, that thing has to be covered in a half inch of dust and cobwebs. rather drink catlitter.

:lol: I'm sure glad I wasn't drinkin' anything at that point.

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

Elspode wrote:

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

That really belongs over in movie quotes. Elspode you should start writing screenplays.

The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

Elspode wrote:

It is indeed become a sad world where a simple BJ cannot be accomplished by a willing fellatrix because politics and social divisiveness derail the happy task. Sheesh.

With posts like this how could anyone even think of leaving the cellar?

[COLOR="Gray"]:::fellates self while reading thread::: [SIZE="1"](very tricky)[/SIZE][/COLOR]

I feel the need to ask for pics, but I think they might weird me out.

Flint wrote:

[COLOR=gray]:::fellates self while reading thread::: [SIZE=1](very tricky)[/SIZE][/COLOR]

RANDAL
She was pretty young, hunhh?
DANTE
Twenty-two; same as us.
RANDAL
An embolism in a pool.
DANTE
An embarrassing way to die.
RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
DANTE
How'd he die?
RANDAL
Broke his neck.
DANTE
That's embarrassing?
RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...


DANTE
Shut the hell up.
RANDAL
Bible truth.
DANTE
Stop it.
RANDAL
I swear.
DANTE
Oh, my god.
RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
DANTE
No!
RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.
DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my own dick?
RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
DANTE
Who found him?
RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.
DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?
RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.
DANTE
He made it, hunhh?
RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.
RANDAL
Reach what?
DANTE
You know.
RANDAL
What, your dick?
DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner or later.
RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL.

Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.

SteveDallas wrote:

The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

Here’s the setup: it’s Pulp Fiction II: The Prequel. Vincent and Jules are on their way to carry out some business...

VINCENT: After this job, I’m taking a break.

JULES: where you going?

VINCENT: I’m goin’ to Amsterdam

JULES: Amsterdam? I hear there’s fucked up shit going on in Amsterdam.

VINCENT: When were you in Amsterdam?

JULES: I didn’t SAY I was in Amsterdam, I said I HEARD there was some fucked up shit goin on in Amsterdam. Tony Rocky Horror went last year and barely made it outa that motherfucker ALIVE.

VINCENT: Really.

JULES: Shit yeah. Motherfucker went to the House of Fellatrix. You gotta visit that motherfucker.

VINCENT: Nah. I ain’t into all that whips and chains and shit.

JULES: No, House of Fellatrix is this storefront with bitches in the window, specializing in blow jobs.

VINCENT: So, a fellatrix is a woman who likes to give blow jobs.

JULES: Hell, yeah. They got women in Amsterdam who could suck you so hard, you’ll meet St. Peter at the goddamn pearly tonsils.

VINCENT: Alright.

SteveDallas wrote:

The word "fellatrix" would never be allowed in a movie screenplay. (Not because it's naughty, but because too many people would go, "a what???")

Use it the title, drum up buzz and they'll know before they go.

Coming, in a theater near you....[SIZE="4"]Fellatrix[/SIZE]
Balcony seating, slightly higher.
Popcorn boxes with hole.... optional, at no extra charge.
Trench coats may be rented in the lobby.
Thursday is, Peewee Herman Singles Night Special.

This movie blows.....Screw Magazine.
Two thumbs up.......Anal News
:redface:

You two are obviously in the wrong business.

mrnoodle wrote:

I'm not really down with the sexual aspect of being gay for everyone, either. It's more along the lines of excitement, like when your dog humps your leg. I don't want to get my privates involved.

Don't want to shock you, but there are no nonsexual aspects of being gay. Any such aspects are in fact aspects of "The Gay Commiunty", a well-known granfaloon.

See here: having well and properly stolen the word "gay", we certainly don't intend to allow it to be stolen back. If you want to "be gay", I'm afraid you'll actually have to *be* gay, and not simply be suffering a metrosexual moment. :-)

This isn't some status that is conferred lightly, like Ward Churchill becoming an Indian. For example, McGreevy is in danger of having his GayCard revoked.

mrnoodle wrote:

Maybe we could all just dry hump. or spoon.

And what sort of dryhumping/spooning is it that doesn't actually involve privates?

MaggieL wrote:

--snip--
And what sort of dryhumping/spooning is it that doesn't actually involve privates?

wrt *spooning*, I have enjoyed this with all our children when they were young and small enough to cuddle this way. I assure you that all privates involved remained strictly so.

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Blue"]"A particularly hellish boss character from Castlevania: SOTN having this name; it can best be described as a giant floating sphere of undead corpses."[/COLOR][/SIZE]

flint, lots of times I don't get you, but, honey--WTF?

Flint wrote:

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Blue"]"A particularly hellish boss character from Castlevania: SOTN having this name; it can best be described as a giant floating sphere of undead corpses."[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Check the Kurt Vonnegut reference

MaggieL wrote:

Don't want to shock you, but there are no nonsexual aspects of being gay. Any such aspects are in fact aspects of "The Gay Commiunty", a well-known granfaloon.

See here: having well and properly stolen the word "gay", we certainly don't intend to allow it to be stolen back. If you want to "be gay", I'm afraid you'll actually have to *be* gay, and not simply be suffering a metrosexual moment. :-)

This isn't some status that is conferred lightly, like Ward Churchill becoming an Indian. For example, McGreevy is in danger of having his GayCard revoked.

And what sort of dryhumping/spooning is it that doesn't actually involve privates?

omg you are oppressing me. i am what i am, baby :p

if i want to be gay for the cellar without exchanging fluids, that's what i'll be.

ya, you ain't the boss of him :::snap:::