dwellar pics 2006: show yourself
march 2006
revisiting my youth
Yesterday, posing next to a prize wheel I made for my kid's preschool.
That's quite a
Vinnie Paul hat, dude!
That's quite a Vinnie Paul hat, dude!
A friend of mine makes them, she is very talented and does make them for some rock stars. Check out Village Tannery on-line, her work is amazing. You will not see her hats though, those are not made for everyone.
Flint: nice shirt... and, uh... hat? And whos bass is that in the corner?
Clodfobble: you have a really nice smile
rkzenrage: bbbaaadddaaassssssssss!
UT: haha, im sorry but that looks like some emo kid's myspace picture. Blurry, out of focus, thoughtful, looking the other way...
Me and
Bugsy Seigel (I'm the one on the right).
Flint, didn't I see you in Kung Fu Hustle?
@Ibram: It's
this guy's bass.
@richlevy: I was thinking of
this.
Is anybody else having problems seeing Ibram and 9th Engineer's pics?
I just see blankness on the page, but I know that there is a url surrounded by image tags, because I peeked ... and I tried to load each one separately on a new page, and I'm getting "problem loading page, taking too long to respond" errors.
No problem here , just a geek and a freak ;)
No problem here , just a geek and a freak ;)
:biglaugha
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Dude if you HAVE to ask ,,,,,,,,,, ;)
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you're the freak. dressed up like prince? or -?- or whatever he calls itself
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I'm not dressed up like anyone, I just tossed on a pink jacket that was laying around my room. My girlfriend was bugging me to send her some pictures, so i turned on my webcam and just started clicking away. I Don't Like Mondays happened to be on, so I was singing it and not-quite-dancing to it while taking the pictures... and thats the product.
And now they are displaying, go figure. Ibram, you're looking sharp. 9th, I didn't expect you to be so young.
I just tossed on a pink jacket that was laying around my room.
See
I just tossed on a pink jacket that was laying around my room.
See
Ha ha! I think you speak for many of us codgers... although we must be careful, what with the 80's in our pasts.
Remarkably decent looking bunch of folks.
I forget how to do the image thing again.
I'm a dope these days...must be the blond hair.
"Go Advanced" and then click "Manage Attachments". Pick an image file to upload. See if you can get your dog in the picture too, Brian!
Not the MOST recent pic I have, but it is 2006, and I like it.
Glatt - do you look like David Tennant in real life? Hard to get that idea out of my head...
Jinx - you look like a model, but I have seen pics before so wouldn't expect anything less.
9th & Clodfobble BOTH younger than expected.
We're quite a beardy group aren't we?
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Can anyone see this? I've been trying to get this to work for about 2 hours. ARGH!
An older pic, but one of my faves:
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An older pic, but one of my faves:
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I can see if I click on the quote above!
Lovely pic Shawnee - I pictured you blonde for some reason (but then I also think you're one of the Australian posters, so don't mind me)
Glatt - do you look like David Tennant in real life? Hard to get that idea out of my head...
I had no idea who that was, so I Googled him. I do look sort of like him, I suppose.
I went to a wedding once where one of the bridesmaids was all gaga because she loved Lyle Lovett and though I looked just like him.
Steve... I have, almost, that, exact, same pic of myself.
Oooooweeeooooo...
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Can anyone see this? I've been trying to get this to work for about 2 hours. ARGH!
I see
something, tell Andy I said howdy.
Steve... I have, almost, that, exact, same pic of myself.
Oooooweeeooooo...
You're a fish?
I see something, tell Andy I said howdy.
Was messing around with the Mac Daddy's Mac here at work one day. We had it set up for gradfest for people to play with...I got some great kooky pics!
You're a fish?
I was talking to SteveDallas... the museum pic. I don't kiss on the first date. Just anal.
I had no idea who that was, so I Googled him. I do look sort of like him, I suppose.
I'm not allowed to watch Dr Who with my male friend, because all I do is drool over the Doctor and forget important plot points. I am also tempted to lick the screen.
I don't kiss on the first date. Just anal.
The good ones are always taken
I'm not dressed up like anyone, I just tossed on a pink jacket that was laying around my room. My girlfriend was bugging me to send her some pictures, so i turned on my webcam and just started clicking away. I Don't Like Mondays happened to be on, so I was singing it and not-quite-dancing to it while taking the pictures... and thats the product.
Why are images from Silence of the Lambs popping into my head? :D
Jinx - you look like a model, but I have seen pics before so wouldn't expect anything less.
What a nice compliment, thank you!
I'm jealous of Zippy's float, love SteveD's museum shot (so does my daughter), and I think Ibram looks very cute, but I'm not a fan of the coat fwiw...
And where is StacyV? She always looks fabulous...
SteveDallas wins the Cellarite Most Likely to be Confused with Chuck Norris award.
Steve... I have, almost, that, exact, same pic of myself.
Oooooweeeooooo...
The same museum?? Or just a similar picture?
love SteveD's museum shot (so does my daughter)
I took my daughter along to see the Hathsepsut exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum in New York. It was a fun day. I believe this is the only time either kid has been allowed to touch my Nikon D50 camera. It's just a couple hours' drive or train ride away if you want to go yourself! Though that particular exhibit is gone now.
allowed to touch my Nikon D50 camera.
I'm envious. My trusty Coolpix 950 is still going strong, but I would love to have a digital SLR camera. I miss using my old Nikon FE, but can't justify the high cost of film. The D50 seems like it would be the perfect camera.
My pic is on my profile...it's from the summer, but I still look the same lol
Me. Hiding. That's as good as it's gonna get, folks. I don't take good pictures.
My pic is on my profile...it's from the summer, but I still look the same lol
Thank goodness!
lol what's that supposed to mean Spex?
You look just fine in your profile picture - I wouldn't want you to change.
aww :) Thanks Spex. I did change my profile pic up a bit tho...I just realized that pic has been on there for a few months. It was old and boring.
I'm actually getting a jacket like that made to fit better, but probably in navy blue or dark purple. It's a very 60s jacket, which is what I love about it.
I'm envious. My trusty Coolpix 950 is still going strong, but I would love to have a digital SLR camera.
I just got a Sony A100. I really like it but I'm also really intimidated by it.... no clue what I'm doing. I haven't used an slr since high school. Should be fun learning again though.
Steve... I have, almost, that, exact, same pic of myself.
Oooooweeeooooo...
I see something, tell Andy I said howdy.
knee slapper! rk you fuuny.:)
well since I have dial up I can't get your pictures to load but I am sure yer all very pretty.:wink:
I asked my friend Stephanie to shoot pics yesterday so I wouldn't have to. She's actually a pretty good photographer, as it turns out, except she's fascinated with extreme closeups, ala Wayne's World. This one of me was moderately passable. Don't forget that the camera adds about 150 pounds. Well, the camera, and the giant birthday cake I was slicing into shortly before this pic was shot.
Me. Hiding. That's as good as it's gonna get, folks. I don't take good pictures.
Get someone else to take it.... I'm a damn genius!:eek:
that reminds me. when is wild america on next? ;)
Bruce...where'd you get that bitchin' pic of Orson Welles? :D
Bruce...where'd you get that bitchin' pic of Orson Welles? :D
"Full of frozen goodness, and green pea-ness..."
You guys have already seen the pic of Gwennie and me, not to mention the wedding pics.
Bruce...where'd you get that bitchin' pic of Orson Welles? :D
It's Michael Biehn (sp) from The Terminator, with a beard.
Me. I cropped everything below the shoulders because...umm...it's NSFW.
Bruce, you are much younger than I imagined. And happier.
That is a damn fine pic, Bruce. Details?
And Stormie...killjoy. :sniff:
less emo, and more annoyed at my new hair cut, shortest ever, and most amount of grey showing.
yeah i got to update my pic as well. got banker hair again, only with various forms of beard, depending on the season. The current Abe Lincoln has betrayed my face with far more gray than someone at 36 has a right to expect imho.
I shall post before and afters and let you be the judge. I have come to the conclusion that I can neither go full on banker-style (for it would damage my rock juju) nor go longhair finnish deathmetal style, for I must mingle with professionals during the day. I refuse to contemplate the halfhearted attempt at rock hair -- the one that results in what I call the "Miami Vice coke lord" ponytail. You know, where your hair is too short to tie back, yet long enough to be in your face all the time when you bend over. So you grab what look like the 30 or so most likely candidates and yank them out of their sockets in order to ensnare them in the tinyest rubber band you could find. The rest of the hair is allowed to flop around jauntily at will.
Shaving has become an option. Chix dig bald dudes.
UT! join me in possible baldness! Once you stop fighting the inevitable (none of us will ever be able to measure our hair in feet again (more's the pity)), you become something of a minimalist.
chix dig bald dudes.
But i don't think imma do it right now. maybe if i get a tat.
I admit I dig the look of a shaved-bald head, but only if it's a nicely-shaped head. Shave it and post a picture, noodle, and I will judge the shapeliness of your skull for you!
No way man. Before this cut I had a near mullet going. My hair line has lost 1/2" and it's all I got going for me so that's that.
Speaking of mullets... it is an established fact that the coolness of a haircut is proportional to how much like a mullet it is, BUT when it crosses the line into mulletdom it goes straight down. Therefore, the coolest haircut is simply the one closest to a mullet without being one.
I agree with that sentiment.
The same museum?? Or just a similar picture?
Same museum, it looks almost identical. I'm wearing a fedora and have a camera bag that is a belly-bag.
Hair is for geeks.
Wow rk, that's freaky!
So is there a mathematical formula that expresses the coolness as a limit as mulletosity approaches 1 (assuming it's on a scale from 0 to 1), with a discontinuity at 1?
Used to love the Bowie/mullet look. Now I have a flesh yarmulke (thank you Howard Stern for that). Soon enough i'll have a horseshoe head - you know, where there's a bald strip on the top of the head in the shape of a horseshoe, with just a puff hair top center. It's a real young, hip look - NOT!
It is at that point that the daring gentleman must make "The Decision"...either shave it all off, or grow the remaining hair down to one's shoulders. There is no in between.
I go with the bi-weekly #2 buzz cut. I hate the
Riff Raff from Rocky Horror picture show look, and can't bring myself to shave it - I'd look too much like
Uncle Fester.
I had a hard time finding a place for camera for self shot, but here goes. Today!
:D
wait a second.. I thought you were an Ewok!?!!?:guinea:
All my pics are more or less gone. You'll have to really work to seduce one out of me.
Me. I cropped everything below the shoulders because...umm...it's NSFW.
So put it in the NSFW thread, or link to it...pant, pant.
In Texas
Bruce, your photo looks like a floating head. It looks nice though, Mr moderator man. :blush:
I like having faces for names. While few are as I imagined them to be, I am most surprised about the ages of everyone...that is where I was waaayyy off!
OK, I can't find a picture of me wearing clothes so you will have to make do with this one from May [URL="http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=233816&postcount=248"]
I like having faces for names. While few are as I imagined them to be, I am most surprised about the ages of everyone...that is where I was waaayyy off!
You taunting vixen, you. /crushing
You taunting vixen, you. /crushing
Thank you, kind Sir...
I am very unhappy with most photos taken of me. I tend to over-smile when I see a camera pointed at me. That particular pic, the photog was setting up a shot and speaking with me and snapped it before I knew she was going to take the pic.
Pics taken when unaware are usually the best, I feel they capture the true image of the person better. At least better than a person who is "trying" to look like they want to take a nice picture to show people what they "want" the people to see.
Another pic taken the same day...
beautiful! How marvelous.
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Is that a monkey on a stick?
It certainly isn't a happy one!
Great pics everyone
Wow I just found out that there is a whole lot more to the cellar than I originally thought. I never knew this forum even existed till today. If I could get a pic - I'd post it here for your amusement, but I am not technologically inclined and haven't the faintest idea how to do it. I have spent the last 45 mins. looking at all your pics. They turned a bunch of words, ideas and opinions into people who are actually 3 dimensional. Some of you have helped me through the darkest parts of my life and it is very nice to "see" all of you. If anyone wants to give me instructions send me an email and I'll post my pic for your dart boards. ;)
great photo Maggie !
You all look great though.;)
Here is me, making a face and noticing for the first time that the single mole on my cheek has a new friend.
For real, when the hell did that happen? I need to look in the mirror more often.
ha ha ha we have proof of the authenticity of this photo via The Cellar on his monitor!
ha ha ha we have proof of the authenticity of this photo via The Cellar on his monitor!
Could be 'shopped! :p
that photo-shopping mothefucker
that photo-shopping mothefucker
Oh no you di'int! :haha: (Couldn't resist, that cracked me up earlier!)
From an Italian wedding - Had a nice time - too much wine ;)
I supplied my own "Ting!" sound effect when viewing that :)
Yesman, you look like a kid in that picture.
41? I hope I look that good when I'm forty one. Wait a sec. that was five years ago.
Hm, yesman--you're cute. Very, very cute. Very. Cute.
as for him being 41--41 is now the new 21!
I must have missed your pic, bri.
Sorry I'm 42 this Sunday, but thank you all for the kind comments. I guess hiding my face behind a beard for 10 years kept it preserved. Although my kids thought I was a stanger the first time they saw me without it.
I must have missed your pic, bri.
I know. It's a shame. I've no camera, no scanner...:sniff:
You covered that face up with a beard?
Bri you are such the sweetheart! :hug: Did I miss your pic???
Yeah I get a 5:00 shadow about noonish - it really sux when you want to go out a night
I know. It's a shame. I've no camera, no scanner...:sniff:
You go to college...every kid in college has a damn camera phone. No excuses.
Failing that, you could just go sit on a copier at the convenience store and make interesting copies until Apu runs you off, the snail mail each of us our own copy.
Naked, please, Bri.:p
Well. Okay. But won't that just be proving bmw's point about women being slutty McSlut-Sluts? I won't send him one, that'll fix him!
mrnoodle you look so much like my roommate its scary..
and here's me
Thanks Bruce - I almost sent you an email knowing you would give me the answer, but I took it as a technological challenge and figured it out. My pic is a few posts before this one - if you care.
I would like to hang out with y'all.
Oh yeah, I am!
Thanks Bruce - I almost sent you an email knowing you would give me the answer, but I took it as a technological challenge and figured it out. My pic is a few posts before this one - if you care.
I thought that was Bob Sagget (sp)
I thought that was Bob Sagget (sp)
Thats the first time I've heard that one! :shock: :shock: :shock:
mrnoodle you look so much like my roommate its scary..
and here's me
Bullitt - ohhh, can I come stay at your house??? You and your roommate a cuties.
Is that a Toothpaste for Dinner shirt?!
Is that a Toothpaste for Dinner shirt?!
None other my friend.. the floor is made of lava!!!!11
... the floor is made of lava!!!!11
I LOVE that game!
I LOVE that game!
As you can see from the picture, I lost my right foot playing that night.. but I'm a good sport about it
Thanks Bruce - I almost sent you an email knowing you would give me the answer, but I took it as a technological challenge and figured it out. My pic is a few posts before this one - if you care.
Yeah I know, but I figured if you were having trouble, maybe others were also and having it in the thread precludes using it for an excuse.;)
All right, damnit, I was using you.....there, I said it.... are you happy now?
You've humiliated me in front of the whole family...you brute. [SIZE="1"]sob snuffle sob[/SIZE]
LOL!! I was thinking that some other schmuck before me would surely have asked the same question and looked through every page tryin to find it. But you did a good thing and are commended appropriately for it. Thank you
Here is a recent one of me.
edit: damn, that was bigger than I had intended.
me by the pool, me and the boy.
Handsome runs in your family, I see. :)
@fargon: That's the most bad-ass thing I have ever seen.
Nice to finally put a face to you and your kid lookout.
Fargon! Where did you get that outfit for the kiddo?? I must have one.
and since he is so darn cute, here is one of me and the boy watching fireworks at disney in February.
Was going to comment on the beautiful eyes, but I see where your son gets them from now :)
Hmmm - had a scrounge around, havent gotten any recent ones except this one in the car the other day.
Very nice folks - great to see you & lil lookout. He's a sharp one. DN you look like your looking at a redlight that will never change. :)
Hmmm - had a scrounge around, havent gotten any recent ones except this one in the car the other day.
Sweet!
Full, pouty lips are good.
the one with the dimples?
well two of them have dimples, one is in the same gene pool, the other is not...but neither are me lol
OK, the one with the blue contacts??
;)
actually, those are my real eyes...it's the eyeliner that makes me look crazy lol
Clodfobble, here is one link to find that outfit. Unfortunately it is out of stock at this particular sight. :sniff:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=461wow the cellar is a bevy of hot ladies. <3
wanna make out?
Edit: oo Ducksnuts i see by yon pic that you also are a lass of surpassing loveliness. we must have a beer or 8 next time i'm in that neck of the woods. Our crush is now mutual, but unrequited.
cruel internets.
Edit: oo Ducksnuts i see by yon pic that you also are a lass of surpassing loveliness. we must have a beer or 8 next time i'm in that neck of the woods. Our crush is now mutual, but unrequited.
cruel internets.
yabbut, you know what would happen?? I would get all drunk and umm...toey? then try to come on to you and you would get on your little moralistic horse and reject me and there'd be tears and tantrums.
Aside from that, I reckon I'm in your neck of the woods more often than you are in mine ;)
Yeah, Ducks looks good for a woman her age. :D
Oh yeah and I forgot to say BITE ME!!! Bruce :p
your all a bunch of stunners!!
i have some floating around here places.. couldnt be bothered attaching one though. i'm pretty sure one is on my profile...
Elspode... you look like meatloaf... will you run away with me to a transilvanian castle and operatically sing with me "i would do anything for love...."
lookout..... i've said it before and i'll probably say it again... damn!
you would get on your little moralistic horse and reject me and there'd be tears and tantrums.
*sigh*
it's all for the best then, I suppose.
Although, it's important to remember that for some, NOT bending some girl over a table after a few beers can be considered respectful.
But do I know how? Yeah. I know how.
*sigh*
it's all for the best then, I suppose.
Although, it's important to remember that for some, NOT bending some girl over a table after a few beers can be considered respectful.
But do I know how? Yeah. I know how.
You, you, you...CHEATER, you!
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Elspode looks much better than meatloaf, IMO. You are right, there are a lot of good looking people out here. I can't help but crush on some of these boys.
You, you, you...CHEATER, you!
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At best, he's a flirt, at worst, a slut. :lol2:
Recently stopped coloring my hair. I really like it
Elspode... you look like meatloaf... will you run away with me to a transilvanian castle and operatically sing with me "i would do anything for love...."
I haven't heard that one since I grew a full beard years ago, but I used to hear it *all the damn time*. I even had a guy argue with me - at a Meatloaf concert - that I *was* Meatloaf, and just wouldn't admit it (I do have to say that, at that time, I really *did* look rather like Meatloaf). We were standing at the concession line, and my response was, "Dude...if I were Meatloaf, would I be standing here waiting to pay six bucks for 16 ounces of warm, flat, 3.2 beer?" That shut him up. I have also been accused of looking like Kevin Smith, and a local shock/schlock director named Todd Sheets.
Just my damn luck, to be confused for someone who is named after a nice home cooked meal. At any rate, it has always been something of a fantasy of mine to have off with a lovely young Aussie lass in a Transylvanian castle following a round of earnest and impassioned singing, so yeah...let me know when, and I'll throw in my special version of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" just for fun. :D
Elspode... you look like meatloaf...
You, you, you...CHEATER, you!
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Its ok, I was only looking to be his bit on the side :D
Okay, I'm not trim, but I don't have Bob's manboobies, either.
Dar, why do you have something on your fretting hand? Did you incur a bass injury?
Oh, Jeez. What's that from?
Fight Club.
The character is in a testicle cancer support group. Hormone therapy gave him, uh,
gynecomastia.
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Okay, I'm not trim, but I don't have Bob's manboobies, either.
Dar, why do you have something on your fretting hand? Did you incur a bass injury?
looks more like a spot on the wall behind him. but! what the hell is sticking out of his back?
Outdoor venue. Both are paint on the wall behind me.
You two don't even look related...:p
Muahaha - I look different in every pic taken....
AHH you see? Cheaters always get caught. And now instead of nookie from 2, I get it from none. :(
I'll wait till they cool off and send em flowers, then I'll be golden.
Its ok, I was only looking to be his bit on the side :D
LOL
Don't worry, ducks, he's not that good! ;)
Outdoor venue. Both are paint on the wall behind me.
Yeah, you photshopped those in. :rolleyes:
Yeah, you photshopped those in. :rolleyes:
Well... can you blame me? It adds a certain something, don't you think? ;)
Hey, it got them talking!
Muahaha - I look different in every pic taken....
So which one are you?
The tongue hanging out pic looks like the first one you posted, DN, but man...the others could be someone else entirely.
Are you intentionally disguising your appearance? Wanted by the law, something like that?
Witness protection program?
True dinks its one n the same!! Lookit the *beauty spot* beside my eye and the same family nose.
Spexx - in the front (was a little under the influence by then).
Hmmm - I forgot I was in witness protection, I better get rid of the pics huh?
You can see my problem though, I look cute in some pics and blah in others.....makes ya wonder what I'm like in real life huh??
I'm so flying over for the next cellar gathering.
I love your pics rz :D
except in the Death Valley one you look like my cheating bastard ex [not bitter much am i??? :p)
Muahaha - I look different in every pic taken....
Nothing says Happy Holidays better than drunken women in tight black dresses.:santa:
Nothing says Happy Holidays better than drunken women in tightSHORT black dresses
My gf's gonna be non too pissed at me putting her arse on the www like that :D
Shes had a boob reducto now though, so maybe nobody will recognise her??
I haven't heard that one since I grew a full beard years ago, but I used to hear it *all the damn time*. I even had a guy argue with me - at a Meatloaf concert - that I *was* Meatloaf, and just wouldn't admit it (I do have to say that, at that time, I really *did* look rather like Meatloaf). We were standing at the concession line, and my response was, "Dude...if I were Meatloaf, would I be standing here waiting to pay six bucks for 16 ounces of warm, flat, 3.2 beer?" That shut him up. I have also been accused of looking like Kevin Smith, and a local shock/schlock director named Todd Sheets.
Just my damn luck, to be confused for someone who is named after a nice home cooked meal. At any rate, it has always been something of a fantasy of mine to have off with a lovely young Aussie lass in a Transylvanian castle following a round of earnest and impassioned singing, so yeah...let me know when, and I'll throw in my special version of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" just for fun. :D
that is so cool!!! He is my idol.
its Oct 21st here in Oz and Bat out of Hell III - the monster is loose was released today - i was there at 10.30am to buy it and have listened to it three times already. WAY COOL. I'll remember this day forever!
Elsopde.. let me know when your free and i'll book the castle and gather up the bats ;)
I know what you mean about the whole look a like thing getting annoying, my SO is a dead ringer (for love) For John Mayer.. *everywhere we go, everyone we meet* goes on and on - oh you look so much like john mayer. at first it was a novelty. now its annoying.
no no no noooooo....she's the ultimate blonde
I love your pics rz :D
except in the Death Valley one you look like my cheating bastard ex [not bitter much am i??? :p)
I don't know what to say... other than.. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!:eek:
...women go crazy for a sharp dressed man...
I'm loving those shoes!!!!
RZ your another who looks different in every pic.
I'm guessing that's Jam...er...Batman, between you two? Fine looking trio, you are.
case, I know I've seen you guys somewhere before. It might be just that I know you're in my city/state, but I can't shake the feeling that we've crossed paths at some point.
This has such great photoshop potential.
This has such great photoshop potential.
Posting the photo was brave enough....actually making the suggestion? Wow. ;)
I'm guessing that's Jam...er...Batman, between you two? Fine looking trio, you are.
Yes, that would be Batman. Although, these days he likes being Clark Kent. And thank you!
case, I know I've seen you guys somewhere before. It might be just that I know you're in my city/state, but I can't shake the feeling that we've crossed paths at some point.
I'll bet we have crossed paths at some point. When we were in Fort Collins, we lived on Mulberry. We hung out in Old Town quite a bit and have a lot of friends in the area. I spent close to 13 years in Fort Collins with a couple of short stints away (Springs, Kansas, etc.)
Somebody needs to make a dwellar-collage titled "all ur face r blong 2 us" . . .
hehehe... It's raining here (duh) and when I left the house I put a ballcap on my wet hair. By the time I got to the office and warmed up, I removed my cap. In the men's room while washing my hands, I noticed a rather frightening case of hat-hair. So I wet it all down and combed it back and returned to my desk. But not before a fellow in the office said, "You look like that actor, George Clooney".
I paid him his five dollars (for good bottle of contact lens cleaner) and got back to work. :rolleyes:
hehehe... It's raining here (duh) and when I left the house I put a ballcap on my wet hair. By the time I got to the office and warmed up, I removed my cap. In the men's room while washing my hands, I noticed a rather frightening case of hat-hair. So I wet it all down and combed it back and returned to my desk. But not before a fellow in the office said, "You look like that actor, George Clooney".
I paid him his five dollars (for good bottle of contact lens cleaner) and got back to work. :rolleyes:
Hmmmm, but are you BONA FIDE? ;)
"And I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point."
Bona Fide, baby.
Yes, but trust me, I have a face *made* for radio. I probably should have given the guy $10 and a white cane.
Case, we definately have the same taste in men. I'm not usually attracted to blondes, but O.M.G. If I was married to that hunk of man, we'd have never left bed after "I Do"
I need to go talk a walk around the block now....
This has such great photoshop potential.
I agree....
Here is bruce's showing his wild side:
Bwuahahaha
yet Bruce still pulls it off
Those are the only pics I have on my comp. Sorry.
Left eye all disfigured, huh?
Tchah, I cant wolf-whistle in text...
Left eye all disfigured, huh?
Moments like these I realise why I strive to be more like Bri.
Left eye all disfigured, huh?
I just realized that its not showing it either! ROFL guess I'll have to take some more pics soon.
Left eye all disfigured, huh?
Is that the real reason why we've not seen your pics???
Is that the real reason why we've not seen your pics???
No. The reason you've not seen my pix is that I am hideously disfigured on my ENTIRE left side, (I drag my left leg and foot behind me). I was hoping that morethanpretty was a fellow sufferer, but, apparently, she is NOT. I, much like Quasimodo, am a Phantom of the Outhouse--er, I mean, Oprah...no, Opera! There!
At any rate, you're all gorgeous.
excuse me, but there might be some actually disfigured people on here. you'd be better served to refrain from making fun of disfigurements as a rule. how dare you? don;t make me poll the audience. or pole them.
well, that was lame of me. i'm surprised at myself. cock
poll them, pole them, kill two boardies with one bone
If you take off my shirt and pants, I'm pretty much disfigured...yeah. Not likely any of you will be seeing pics proving it, though. I am, however, not offended. Yet.
excuse me, but there might be some actually disfigured people on here. you'd be better served to refrain from making fun of disfigurements as a rule. how dare you? don;t make me poll the audience. or pole them.
LJ's a bitttchhh, LJ's a bitttchhh!!!
i don't really know how to reply to that. I feel like i should say something, but what? Do I play along, and say something like,....'only for jinx, when she's in the right mood'?...or do I point out that no one called ali a bitch? I sense a definite alliance between our 2 newest aussie lasses, and assume that you name me bitch in her defense. My post was admittedly sarcastic, but i was just going for the laugh, really. that's why i posted again right after, and administered a self cock-ing. to slap myself back down. I can only hope that you were playing along, but i hope you don't even half kidding think i harbor any ill will at all against Ali. 'sides, i'm sure she could kick my ass. You australian women scare the shit outta me.
WTF LJ? why are you explaining/defending yourself? The important people here got the joke. (I did too, just for the record.)
Besides, it's BEE Yotch.
cocque!
sorry, I was channeling mrnoodle
I hate it when Aussie humour doesnt translate very well. :rolleyes:
I was typing in sing-song because I *did* get the laugh and wanted to post more than a lol...I shoulda just stuck with the lol and kept the cheekiness out.
I wasnt defending Ali at all, she is more than capable of defending herself and our views on that particular subject are different.
I forget, *bitch* over here is more often a term of endearment than an insult.
My apologies LJ.
Thanks for putting me in my place foot3.
The disfigured left side of my car...:(
The disfigured left side of my car...:(
Um, I think I have discovered the root of your problem. You're driving down the road backwards.
Jeezly fuck. Are you alright? Nasty bustup, that.
The disfigured left side of my car...:(
And some face-sucking:p
i don't really know how to reply to that. I feel like i should say something, but what? Do I play along, and say something like,....'only for jinx, when she's in the right mood'?...or do I point out that no one called ali a bitch? I sense a definite alliance between our 2 newest aussie lasses, and assume that you name me bitch in her defense. My post was admittedly sarcastic, but i was just going for the laugh, really. that's why i posted again right after, and administered a self cock-ing. to slap myself back down. I can only hope that you were playing along, but i hope you don't even half kidding think i harbor any ill will at all against Ali. 'sides, i'm sure she could kick my ass. You australian women scare the shit outta me.
excuse me, but there might be some people who actually don't have a sense of humor on here. you'd be better served to refrain from making fun of humor as a rule. how dare you? don;t make me poll the audience. or pole them.
:p
The disfigured left side of my car...:(
Wow. You really got pounded. You doing ok?
The disfigured left side of my car...:(
Are you the artist? Those drawings are fantastic!
that's edge enhancer from photoshop or something.
October 28, 2006
lol thanks all of you for your concern!
I was fine, spent a couple of hours in the hospital and the next two days knocked up on pain killers. But only my muscels hurt and my back injury was irritated.
The draw pics are a camera enhancer thingy...from a camera phone!
October 28, 2006
Wearing nothing but an earing... left is right?
The lighting downstairs wasn't good, so I snapped a photo after taking a shower upstairs. I was naked from the waist up. And the earring is in the left ear, though I'm considering re-piercing the right one.
Originally Posted by lumberjim
i don't really know how to reply to that. I feel like i should say something, but what? Do I play along, and say something like,....'only for jinx, when she's in the right mood'?...or do I point out that no one called ali a bitch? I sense a definite alliance between our 2 newest aussie lasses, and assume that you name me bitch in her defense. My post was admittedly sarcastic, but i was just going for the laugh, really. that's why i posted again right after, and administered a self cock-ing. to slap myself back down. I can only hope that you were playing along, but i hope you don't even half kidding think i harbor any ill will at all against Ali. 'sides, i'm sure she could kick my ass. You australian women scare the shit outta me.
excuse me, but there might be some people who actually don't have a sense of humor on here. you'd be better served to refrain from making fun of humor as a rule. how dare you? don;t make me poll the audience. or pole them.
:p
Now you boys are just being silly.
And some face-sucking:p
You try to steer when you're sucking fa WHOA SHIT LOOK OUT :eek:
Me and Mr. Bluecuracao, aka MonkeyBoy
What? I don't look like Keanu Reeves.
I think I know Monkeyboy - and that scares the hell outta me cuz I just noticed you're from around here. :bolt:
I think I know Monkeyboy - and that scares the hell outta me cuz I just noticed you're from around here. :bolt:
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
THERE HAS BEEN A BREACH OF ANONYMITY. PLEASE GATHER YOUR IDENTITIES AND CALMLY PROCEED TO THE EXITS. I REPEAT: THERE HAS BEEN A BREACH OF ANONYMITY. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED WHEN IT IS SAFE TO RETURN.
¡ATENCION! ¡ATENCION!
Ha habido UNA INFRACCION DE ANONIMATO. REUNA POR FAVOR SUS IDENTIDADES Y AVANCE CALMAMENTE A LAS SALIDAS. REPITO: Ha habido UNA INFRACCION DE ANONIMATO. USTED SERA NOTIFICADO CUANDO ES SEGURO VOLVER.
Why, thank you kindly, Elspode!
I think I know Monkeyboy - and that scares the hell outta me cuz I just noticed you're from around here. :bolt:
REALLY? Should I show him your pic, or would that be bad??
If he recognizes me bcause of my chest We BOTH have a lot more to worry about!! Go for it I don't really mind, I've had a beard for the last four years tho. Send me a pm if you want - lemme know if my covers blown.:worried:
OK, just found your picture.
But before I show MB, tell me, how recently do you think you might know him? We've lived in Philly since summer '04...
If you look up milf in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of bluecuracao.
But I don't have any kids. LOL
MILF - in training :rollanim:
With Tito Jackson (Jacko's bro). Met him on a Carribean cruise last month and started a conversation with him when I said I was exactly four days younger than Michael, which is true. Nice guy.
Think the first one is a passport photo from 68 and other is from a friends wedding in Denim Springs, LA. mid 80's. Newest??is here in this thread. :smack:
With Tito Jackson (Jacko's bro). Met him on a Carribean cruise last month and started a conversation with him when I said I was exactly four days younger than Michael, which is true. Nice guy.
This is quintessential NBN. We don't hear from him for weeks and weeks, then he returns and posts a picture of one of the Jacksons. :eyebrow:
I have seen quite a variety of RKZ's pics. What I can't figure out is why I feel like Rod Sterling's ghost is just off camera in every one of them.
Me and Mr. Bluecuracao, aka MonkeyBoy
Not
this Monkeyboy from Philldelphia??
..anyway
a recent pic of me @ a Halloween party(im in the middle)
Com on now woody , you Shurley have a bigger pic than that !!!
alright.... you twisted my arm.
one one more for good measure....
and an old pic i posted of myself
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=211315#post211315Case, we definately have the same taste in men. I'm not usually attracted to blondes, but O.M.G. If I was married to that hunk of man, we'd have never left bed after "I Do"
I need to go talk a walk around the block now....
My favorite picture of him:
YAHOOO !!
Thanks Woody !!!
ohh case - he's lovely!!!! I'm so jealous
Isn't that Keanu Reeves?
Nah, he looks like the guy who played the jock in American Pie.;)
ohh case - he's lovely!!!! I'm so jealous
Thanks! That picture was from around a year ago...he is growing his hair out again. He and I both miss it longer.
Jeezly fuck...
May I use that phrase?I
LOVE it!
I'd be honored. I'm not even sure if I made it up or not.
The last pic I posted was from well over a year ago, so I thought an update was in order. It also gave me a chance to play with the timer settings on my camera. (would be awkward to ask my roomate to take a picture of me)
So, Mr. Science, I see you are a young 'un. A young 'un with Angelina Jolie lips. Nice!
I'd kill for those lips. Why do boys always get the extra long eyelashes, curly hair and gorgeous lips? WHY?
Well, where would you rather have them? On your own face where you can't see or kiss them, or on others where you can enjoy them?
Ha, looks can be deceiving, we often get comments on how clean our dorm room is. Apparently the other guys around here don't keep our once a week vacuuming and bathroom cleaning schedule:cool:
Ha, looks can be deceiving, we often get comments on how clean our dorm room is. Apparently the other guys around here don't keep our once a week vacuuming and bathroom cleaning schedule:cool:
Once a week? Man, you guys don't do enough drinking/drugs.
But I guess there's not much else to do in Pitts except pick on CMU kids.
Here's me. I cut out the person who the arms belong to and who my face was squished up against.
Squiffy bar pictures are always the best! Right on, bbro.
Thanks Elspode. It is actually a squiffy beach picture, but with as much beer and liquor we had there, it might as well have been a bar.
I have seen quite a variety of RKZ's pics. What I can't figure out is why I feel like Rod Sterling's ghost is just off camera in every one of them.
I can't figure that one out either... I am a fan of Rod. Still not sure how to take that,
so I will decide it is good.:D
You were at a bar that has a lot of water and sand. :D
And the best part - I am pretty sure I didn't pay for a thing :ninja:
The last pic I posted was from well over a year ago, so I thought an update was in order. It also gave me a chance to play with the timer settings on my camera. (would be awkward to ask my roomate to take a picture of me)
Dude, you look like
Corey Haim!:D
you're trippin'. he looks more like tex cobb than that fag
somehow I don't think the mustache is going to work:neutral:
somehow I don't think the mustache is going to work:neutral:
You mean you would have a moustache... on benefits!? :eek:
Sundae girl, you crack me up.
Probably the last pic of 2006 in this thread
A photo of a photo (my parents have a PC, but it struggles with images)
Me and the boys, the weekend before Christmas
Oh, and my Hello Kitty watch.
Not that I decided if it was good enough for Wolf it was good enough for me or anything; I had a change of mind all by myself....
Dyl has alien eyes, Diz is simply posing
(am in middle, grinning like loon-filling in fur sammitch)
Happy New Year
Diz looks like he's trying to be GQ Kitty. Very cute!
Lovely furbearers you got there. Cool watch too!
You are very lovely SG. And your kitties are quite pretty too!!
I like furbearers wolf... I giggled at that.
Baaaaad taters...
Jesus saves Taters!
@ S.G. You are a very beautiful person.
Funny photos RK. :lol:
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