What animal would you be...?

BlacKat1980 • Sep 9, 2006 1:55 am
[COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]If you could be any in the world - extinct or otherwise? And why would you choose to be it?

I'd be a [FONT="Arial Black"]TIGER[/FONT], because they're amazingly beautiful and graceful yet so dangerous and unpredictable.[/COLOR]:apaw:
zippyt • Sep 9, 2006 4:34 am
A Boston Terrier , his ( or her ) job is to be sitting on a lap and be nice and sweet , and bold and protective , AKA a bad ass little dog ( when need be )
Undertoad • Sep 9, 2006 7:59 am
Boston Buddies livejournal page for Zip - it's like cute overload for Bostons people
Hoof Hearted • Sep 9, 2006 2:25 pm
I'd want to be one of my cats.

I could be as independent as I want and still get lovin' whenever I feel like it. Plus, I feed great kitty food.
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Shawnee123 • Sep 9, 2006 2:31 pm
I don't know. Maybe a parrot, because they live so long and can talk back to people.
wolf • Sep 9, 2006 3:04 pm
Umm ... a wolf.
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2006 4:29 pm
a Gnu
Trilby • Sep 9, 2006 5:09 pm
a Gnot
jinx • Sep 9, 2006 6:53 pm
I'd be a Unicorn, because they are rare and beautiful and have pink sparkles and purple hair and sparkles and... one sec...:vomit:No, I'd be Liger... yeah...
The 42 • Sep 10, 2006 12:06 pm
You know, there really are such things!

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rkzenrage • Sep 10, 2006 4:42 pm
Giganotosaurus

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Hagar • Sep 11, 2006 4:48 am
A duck. Swim, dive, fly, walk and harass that smartarse wabbit.
ashke • Sep 11, 2006 5:05 am
A hummingbird!

Ever since my 4th grade science project on hummingbirds, I've loved how they are so tiny and can flit about up, down, left, right, forwards and backwards.
BlacKat1980 • Sep 11, 2006 7:04 am
jinx wrote:
I'd be a Unicorn, because they are rare and beautiful and have pink sparkles and purple hair and sparkles and... one sec...:vomit:No, I'd be Liger... yeah...


The 42 wrote:
You know, there really are such things!

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1155784951


What is the difference between a Tiger and Liger? I've never heard of them. The pic looks like a gigantic version of one of my 3 cats Brett.
Sundae • Sep 11, 2006 9:57 am
A cat.

I already have most of the attributes:
I like to sleep in the sun in the afternoon, eat as often as possible & not worry about my weight, love to be stroked and groomed, can be unpredictable and lash out by it never lasts long, catch spiders in my mouth and walk around with a spider moustache

okay not the last one
Hoof Hearted • Sep 11, 2006 10:54 am
Sundae Girl wrote:
A cat.

I already have most of the attributes:
...catch spiders in my mouth and walk around with a spider moustache

okay not the last one

Oh, God! I'm dying with laughter here!
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xoxoxoBruce • Sep 12, 2006 2:42 pm
BlacKat1980 wrote:
What is the difference between a Tiger and Liger? I've never heard of them. The pic looks like a gigantic version of one of my 3 cats Brett.
It's a cross between a lion and tiger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger :cool:
KinkyVixen • Sep 12, 2006 3:22 pm
"it's pretty much my favorite animal"
mrnoodle • Sep 12, 2006 3:32 pm
a squirrel.

so i could have squirrelly wrath.
Hagar • Sep 13, 2006 6:43 am
Foamy rules!
BlacKat1980 • Sep 13, 2006 7:17 am
Thanx Bruce, link was very useful. I'm a pretty huge fan of big cats - my fav animal all time! You'd think I'd have known what they are...:smack:
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 13, 2006 8:22 am
Don't confuse them with Tigons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigon ;)
wolf • Sep 13, 2006 12:19 pm
I'd also like to be a moose.

And a hawk.

Not all at the same time.

I think that will do for now.
Crimson Ghost • Sep 19, 2006 1:06 am
As a ghost, I can take whatever shape I want.

But, I think I'd want to be a buffalo.
Because buffalo have wings.
And if you saw a buffalo flying overhead, you'd be careful where you parked.
plaguemask • Sep 29, 2006 10:07 pm
I want to be this thing.



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Alternately, a hyena or elephant. Elephants are intelligent and powerful, but hyenas are badass.
footfootfoot • Sep 29, 2006 11:39 pm
water bear
or an oyster.
morethanpretty • Sep 30, 2006 1:23 am
Dragon...and not one of those pansy ass wise dragons either. I'd be a bitchy fire breathing monster. Ain't no knights gonna slay me! *ROWR*
morethanpretty • Sep 30, 2006 1:46 am
morethanpretty wrote:
Dragon...and not one of those pansy ass wise dragons either. I'd be a bitchy fire breathing monster. Ain't no knights gonna slay me! *ROWR*


Big. I forgot to mention how huge I would be...I could crush a tiny (to me) knight in my powerful mouth full of wicked sharp teeth. mmmm midknight snacks...
Iggy • Sep 30, 2006 11:52 am
Hmmm... a cat. Cats are absolutely fabulous and I get so much enjoyment from them. Just think how much fun I would have if I was one!
footfootfoot • Sep 30, 2006 10:26 pm
Changed my mind. I am the PANDA!
[youtube]d4G2r_MuhEw&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
greece • Sep 30, 2006 11:20 pm
an eagle. Flying wherever I want living high at the rocks having few enemies. In general an eagle gives me the sense of freedom
Hoof Hearted • Oct 1, 2006 12:26 am
plaguemask wrote:
I want to be this thing.
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Is that a crocodile / alligator skull? Looks like it has a lot of snaggly teeth...
stereogramm • Oct 1, 2006 4:27 am
I would be a wolf.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 1, 2006 9:18 am
Hoof Hearted wrote:
Is that a crocodile / alligator skull? Looks like it has a lot of snaggly teeth...
It's a Killer Whale, Hoof.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=11593
slang • Oct 2, 2006 4:07 pm
Filipino horn-dog.
glatt • Oct 2, 2006 4:14 pm
That's good, but I enjoyed UT's humping, puking, eating it up dog better.

I'd look for it but would never find it.
slang • Oct 2, 2006 4:17 pm
OOOH...so NOW this is a competition. :D
glatt • Oct 2, 2006 4:20 pm
Found it. It's from the NSFW WTF thread, but really it's just funny gross.

The humping, puking, eating it up dog.
Undertoad • Oct 2, 2006 4:38 pm
Even now, when I look at it, I can't stop laughing.
Flint • Oct 2, 2006 4:40 pm
The funniest part is the way the girl dog looks at the puke... Don't know why, exactly, it just is...
Happy Monkey • Oct 2, 2006 4:59 pm
If Stan and Wendy from South Park were dogs...
footfootfoot • Oct 2, 2006 10:49 pm
You know you're really fucking when you puke. Anything else is just foreplay.
Jatt • Oct 2, 2006 11:44 pm
I'd definitely be a hawk. I'd love to fly, plus they go so fast in a dive.