let me give you a new user title
you know it'll be funny. or fitting.... there's only one condition. you have to keep it for a week. and no arguing. ok, that's two conditions. oh, one more: if you submit, you MUST adopt the title. actually that kind falls under number two.
two and a half conditions.
not so hard really.
who's first?
[SIZE=1](please be patient. if i don't reply right away, that just means i have more imortant shit to do, or am doing background research on you because i don;t know who the fuck you are or where you came from)[/SIZE]
This is a really bad idea so, I'll bite as well.
<waves hand in the air>
"and wind"
Sure, I'll bite.
"punk ass punk"
This is a really bad idea so, I'll bite as well.
"should have a beard"
of course as of last weekend, I'm bearded once more. lf yer talkin beard nor "beard".
Sure, I've been thinking I need to change mine anyway, have at it.
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Gray"]:::small, quiet voice of reason: multiple user accounts undermines a sense of community:::[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Why not? What could possibly go wrong? You can re-name me too.
It's kind of like going to a masquerade party.
But this means UT has to change us all over and then change us back again in a week, right? Puts the burden on him.
Edit: Duh. After reading Flint's post it occurs to me that you mean we are to open a new account. OK. Gotcha.
Not new usernames, just the user titles--the thing under your username. Flint's is currently "it's not rocket science" for example.
Oh! Sorry, I was on the wrong page there... [COLOR="Gray"]
:::raises hand::: [/COLOR]I'll take one (of what ^he said^) . . .
I can just imagine what mine will be now. Something like "befuddled old man," or "sometimes clueless."
Um....can I go back to being a Militant Atheist after a week? cos if so then I'm in :)
Some suggestions (English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong) via AG:
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Blue"]I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence.
I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person.
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Sure, I've been thinking I need to change mine anyway, have at it.
knows what ryhmes with 'orange'
I'll take one! I've been wanting something other than the default titles, but haven't thought up anything witty enough..or anything at all really. :p .
Stormie
Lj, like all of your get-rich-quick schemes, this is quickly going to get out of control.
That being said: I want one, too! :)
Why not? What could possibly go wrong? You can re-name me too.
It's kind of like going to a masquerade party.
But this means UT has to change us all over and then change us back again in a week, right? Puts the burden on him.
Edit: Duh. After reading Flint's post it occurs to me that you mean we are to open a new account. OK. Gotcha.
'looks like a lefty'
Oh! Sorry, I was on the wrong page there... [COLOR=gray]
:::raises hand::: [/COLOR]I'll take one (of what ^he said^) . . .
'dizzying intellectual'
'dizzying intellectual'
You're a filthy bastard.
Um....can I go back to being a Militant Atheist after a week? cos if so then I'm in :)
'*looooves the asterisks*'
I'll take one! I've been wanting something other than the default titles, but haven't thought up anything witty enough..or anything at all really. :p .
Stormie
'farts in her sleep'
Lj, like all of your get-rich-quick schemes, this is quickly going to get out of control.
That being said: I want one, too! :)
humili-icious
I'm game. Fire at will.
sorry, your's is fine as is. i can't do better.
brianna, you give him one.
Oooooooooh ooooooooh me too, me too!!!!!!!!!
for mrnoodle?
"now it's infected"
for mrnoodle?
"now it's infected"
"have you been picking at it again?"
You're a filthy bastard.
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]
lumberjim [/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]filthy bastard[/SIZE]
ha ha haWell crap...
I'll take one.
Hmph..this is the last post you'll see from me for a week...probably...err...maybe. Oh hell.
Yey. That's me *changes title*
Hmph..this is the last post you'll see from me for a week...probably...err...maybe. Oh hell.
:D I'm counting myself lucky that I didn't get something like that. Who doesn't fart in their sleep? Anyone could have gotten that one.
limey: 'can't pull over any farther'
Shawnee: 'Will take a crap' ....just kidding....but you walked into that one.
Shawnee: 'limbs akimbo'
This is too much power for one man!
You aren't arguing, are you?
You wanna make somethin' of it ???
This is too much power for one man!
Hey, he changed his title to your recommendation, so stop complaining. :D
:p I love it! I like when anything is akimbo.
By the way, this was a great idea and a lot of fun!
...so stop complaining...
No, I won't, and furthermore I will report this to the Better Business Bureau!
Just like touching wet paint. Ok, let's have it.
I'm here for my newer user title.
Well compared to most of you, I'm merely a youngin' to the Cellar, but what the hell? Give it to me, already!
beestie: wears tighty whities
footfootfoot: 'my dixie wrecked'
Brooke: obsequious purple and clairvoiant
Ducksnuts: tastes like snozberries
OK. I'm game. I know you want to.
Brooke: obsequious purple and clairvoiant
LJ: spells better than Zippy but beseiged by poop molecules.
Awright buddy, make it a good 'un.
OK. I'm game. I know you want to.
dripping with enthusiasm
LJ: spells better than Zippy but beseiged by poop molecules.
just change your title, smarty.
Awright buddy, make it a good 'un.
portly stallion
LJ: spells better than Zippy but beseiged by poop molecules.
What the FUCK !!! I get busy for a few weeks and folks are changeing their names ??????
So , ,,,, who is who ?? And Who am I ??
Ducksnuts: tastes like snozberries
:eyebrow: I so dont taste like penis!
[SIZE="4"]Do do that voodoo that you do so well!!! [/SIZE];)
"punk ass punk"
Ibram didn't follow the rules!:rolleyes:
zippyt: 'now with extra mojo'
No Boxes: 'loves green eggs and ham'
richlevy: Tits McGee is on vacation
jinx: I don't care. I'll eat the cat poop.
Pie: I ate your chocolate squirrel
(anchorman theme here)
I like how, just because he's married to her, LJ shows no favoritism to jinx. Man of conviction, I'd say. He's concerned with the Higher Ideals. Good for you, Jim!
OOOH OOOOH sign me up LJ.
OOOH OOOOH sign me up LJ.
BIG mistake. :eek:
Speaking of big mistakes, maybe the international man of mystery (Rich) can drop by and request a new user title. And dov. And Hubris Boy. And Mr. Market. LJ needs a
challenge.
Um, I don't post much... but it looks like so much fun! Can I have one too?
I've always wondered who penned the origional default titles...
LJ shows no favoritism to jinx.
No shit, mine sucks. It's not even accurate...
lookout: walks in the shadows
Iggy: oh, that IS a banana in your pocket!
yeah. who didn't know that?
Go for it. ;)
with karate i'll kick your ass
..."from here to Tianamen Square!"
Awesome.
with karate i'll kick your ass
lmao
Love it, very fitting. :thankyou:
Am I too late to get in on this party?
Lumberjim is teaching us all a very important lesson about ourselves...
And what lesson might that be?
He's feeding us chicken soup.
Chicken soup four our souls.
Am I too late to get in on this party?
no.
'kissyface lovemuffin'
Okay, LJ. I'll take my medicine, now. Let's have it.
One week, right?
[SIZE="1"]Am I the only person who doesn't understand mine?????[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Am I the only person who doesn't understand mine?????[/SIZE]
Supertroopers. Great movie, see it.
Please sir, may I have another?
no.
'kissyface lovemuffin'
ROFL :lol2:
Elspode: my socks are untied
LabRat: filthy dirty
Hmmm.
I changed it, but now I'm all worried about what LJ thinks of me. Damn cellar. :lol:
He thinks you need a bath. What's he think of ME!
Hmmm.
I changed it, but now I'm all worried about what LJ thinks of me. Damn cellar. :lol:
And the phrase used to describe me is a noisy, smelly, bodily function :greenface .
He made me seem cuddly and soft.
Oh the humanity.
He made me seem cuddly and soft.
Oh the humanity.
You mean you AREN'T????????????????:eek:
Opinions vary. Cuddly I'll cop to.
Limey, think of a walking, talking, packing, Hello Kitty. :lol:
OK Bruce... you may as well jump on the bandwagon also. Hell it's only for a week.
I sort of miss LJ being on the board more. He's kind of a jerk, but a real clever, likeable jerk. :D
Hey, LJ. Shouldn't you be stinking rich by now? Time to take a reasonable job closer to home so you can spend more time on The Cellar.
FWIW, I think LJ should be handing out complimentary signature lines, too. I've always tried to coordinate my quotes with my user titles. I'll bet he could do better.
FWIW, I think LJ should be handing out complimentary signature lines, too
He's kind of a jerk, but a real clever, likeable jerk
I like my sig line just Fine THANK YOU VERRY MUCH !!! ( I have had it for longer than most any body else , and it says what i want to say .)
By my calculations, I have had my new user title one week. I feel sad to see it go.
Perhaps I'll hang on just a little longer.
That is copywrited, you'll need LJ's permission.
Note to self: I've got until one week from 08-25-2006, 12:16 PM . . . (Hey, these timestamps are neat!)
the week is merely a minimum. i hold no proprietary interest in any of the free titles i've bestowed. feel free to adapt or alter them as well.
Spode, I had no idea you thought i was a jerk. I'm quite hurt. perhaps I'll go and boil my bottom.
Spode, I had no idea you thought i was a jerk. I'm quite hurt. perhaps I'll go and boil my bottom.
People can be really cruel.
Will you make boiled-bottom soup?
Limey, think of a walking, talking, packing, Hello Kitty. :lol:
You mean
this sort of thing?
Spode, I had no idea you thought i was a jerk. I'm quite hurt. perhaps I'll go and boil my bottom.
I did describe you as an appealing sort of jerk. Perhaps I wasn't as good natured about it as I tried to be. I am grateful for the user title. Except for when I tripped over my untied sock.
LJ is *not* a jerk. I am.
People can be really cruel.
Will you make boiled-bottom soup?
None for me, thanks.
None for me, thanks.
But! Darling! Et ez zo gud! Et iz ezpecially gud when et iz served "Pimply Boiled Bottom"! Le YUM!
Note to self: I've got until one week from 08-25-2006, 12:16 PM . . . (Hey, these timestamps are neat!)
:biglaugha
You mean this sort of thing?
Sort of, but more like...:D
I did describe you as an appealing sort of jerk. Perhaps I wasn't as good natured about it as I tried to be. I am grateful for the user title. Except for when I tripped over my untied sock.
LJ is *not* a jerk. I am.
I like jerks..... especially repetitive ones.... with slowly increasing frequency. :blush:
Hey LJ -- my squirrel is up tomorrow. Can you give me a refresh?
Love it! I'll change at 2:29pm tomorrow... Wouldn't want to shortchange The Squirrel.
You mean this sort of thing?
That is Chococat, Hello Kitty's melanin-rich counterpart. Bruce has it right, as usual. I use the Kalashnikitty avatar on several other boards of the sort that use avatars.
I have posted my Hello Kitty confession elsewhere here, I think a couple of pages into the thread about my mother's illness.
Hope I'm not too late, I'll take one, please!
well, at the risk of being obvious:
'I smelt it'
well, at the risk of being obvious:
'I smelt it'
Ha! I love it! At the end of my week I think I'll add to it:
He who smelt it, dealt it. :D
haha Great thread. Is it too late to give me a new one?
never too late. this thread is open 24/7.
man in the box: eats paste
jinx: wirey
Ibram(since he passed on his last one): metrosexual expatriot
Flint: Ebola virus vector
wolf: Eats, Shoots, & Leaves[SIZE=1]
[SIZE=2]Shawnee: obdurate, opaque, and oblong
Limey: moderately cunning
Undertoad: The Jolly Curmudgeon
Beestie: On the road to Victory
Glatt: My Pen is in my hand
and so on......anyone else? feel free to suggest a title for a buddy, i shouldn;t have ALL the fun
[/SIZE]
offer never expires. titles are transferable to subsequent owners. titles have no cash value and cannot be traded for goods or services.[/SIZE]
Whoaa, I totally forgot to use mine last time, sorry dude!
Oh, OK. Me, too.
:)
'Hot Pot of Coffee!' or 'Dirty Pirate Hooker' you choose
Do that to me one more time
Once is never enough, with a dwellar like you ...
[Captain And Tennille And NoBoxes]
I'm game, or stupid for not learning the first time...
[hopes for a non penisy tag]
May I have some more, please?
LJ, I'm not sure I get the new one you have bestowed. However, I like the follow-up I came up with all by myself!
:)
It's not for you to understand, damnit! Don't be so obdurate, opaque, and oblong, and just do it! I see that you really like the whole akimbo thing, but it's time to move on, for the sake of art and humor.;)
noboxes: decidedly punctual
griff: wouldn't kid a kidder
ducksnuts: you're soaking in it
spexxvet: frequently inverted
LJ, I'm not sure I get the new one you have bestowed. However, I like the follow-up I came up with all by myself!
:)
i just like the way the words sound together. i dont think you're obdurate or opaque.....oblong, maybe...but....
oh, and you're currently using an adjective as a noun.
Shawnee123
for one week of glory I was jim's akimbo
that is, unless you intended to use yourself as the indirect object, and akimbo as an adjective to describe yourself and just forgot the comma?
oh, and you're currently using an adjective as a noun.
that is, unless you intended to use yourself as the indirect object, and akimbo as an adjective to describe yourself and just forgot the comma?
Well, I was just doing a little rhyming play...you know, limbs akimbo, jim's akimbo. Hey, I thought it was clever. Is it possible I'm not as funny as I think I am? :rolleyes:
It's not for you to understand, damnit! Don't be so obdurate, opaque, and oblong, and just do it! I see that you really like the whole akimbo thing, but it's time to move on, for the sake of art and humor.
09-05-2006 11:50 AM
Oh, OK!:)
LJ, I need a fresh user title. Be as nasty as you like, I'm sure I deserve it. Name me like the beyotch I am.
that Elspode...he's a brave man.
that is, unless you intended to use yourself as the indirect object, and akimbo as an adjective to describe yourself and just forgot the comma?
Dawg, he's not just a mathemagician, he spikka da Inglish. Unless jinx ghost wrote that for him.
LJ is smarter than your average bear.
while you're at it I'll take a refresher.
elspode: that's not my finger!
footfootfoot: cross pollenated
LJ, I'm ready for a title, at your earliest convenience. I don't feel "puh" anymore.
Eats, Shoots, & Leaves
brilliant
One more for me, too, please ... when ready.
brilliant
credit jinx
blueC: call me schmoopie
limey: 'wanna see my boobies?'
credit jinx
blueC: call me schmoopie
limey: 'wanna see my boobies?'
Oh bugger. Serves me right for asking .... :redface:
[COLOR="Silver"][SIZE="1"](actually they're worthy of the question, how did you know, lumberjim?)[/SIZE][/COLOR]I would like a new one too, please. :D
Oh bugger. Serves me right for asking .... :redface: [COLOR=Red][SIZE=1](actually they're worthy of the question, how did you know, lumberjim?)[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]bruce told me[/COLOR]
I would like a new one too, please. :D
ah. i liked yours, too. ok....lesseeee....
Elsopde, that's not my bellybutton!
:biglaugha We have a running theme I see... Well, here goes. :blush:
And I kept mine for about two weeks I liked it so much! hee hee
[COLOR=Red]bruce told me[/COLOR]
Oh BRUCE! How COULD you?!?!?!?!:mad:
i'm ready for another one jim.
i'm ready for another one jim.
the stars are close to my head now
ok it looks safer, hit me
griff: really gets my goat (staying with the goat theme....although you may not have gotten the previous reference)
capn: P.S. I'll find my frog
Oh BRUCE! How COULD you?!?!?!?!:mad:
He's lying, I was talking about Valerie Plame.:cool:
You already gave me mine.
He's lying, I was talking about Valerie Plame.:cool:
I knew I could trust you:blush: !
Alright, I'm ready for a new one! Hit me!
He's lying, I was talking about Valerie Plame.:worried:
[FONT=Fixedsys][crackle][FONT=Courier New]The package has left the building[/FONT][crackle] :cool: [/FONT]
clodfobble: has a ticklish taint
LJ, i just spit milk. i think clodfobble's going to love that one.
Do I dare?
Hell, yeah!
Got one to spare?
(<-------------------- It'll go there.)
LJ, i just spit milk. i think clodfobble's going to love that one.
what the hell are you doing drinking milk?!
Do I dare?
Hell, yeah!
Got one to spare?
(<-------------------- It'll go there.)
has a hollow leg
ice cold milk with GOOD chocolate chip cookies are my guilty pleasure.
( requested in person, but put here to absolve her from blame)
jinx: not intolerant of intolerance
little help here...ps the goats have been contained
It seems that my LJ Super Deluxe Custom Special User Title has expired. Could I please get renewal? This is a lot more fun than making up my own.
zippy: mmmmmmm.....beer!
Griff: Thanks for all the fish!
Elspode: If my ear was a ......nevermind
I'm not feeling so...fresh.
It seems that my LJ Super Deluxe Custom Special User Title has expired. Could I please get renewal? This is a lot more fun than making up my own.
Ditto. :D
foot: I pooped a hammer
Iggy: finger lickin good
Its your lucky day, LJ. My only stipulation is that it has to be a new and refreshing insult.
i think i'm ready for a new one jim.
Its your lucky day, LJ. My only stipulation is that it has to be a new and refreshing insult.
banned
banned
"banned" it is. :rolleyes:
i think i'm ready for a new one jim.
i listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul
Originally Posted by lumberjim
feel free to suggest a title for a buddy, i shouldn;t have ALL the fun
Should Tonchi ever brave the
let me give you a new user title thread, I suggest "go, gato go right now." :D
Tonchi never liked Be-Bop :hide:
Woo, time flies faster than a dead flea in a hot breeze. Bestow me again please, lumberjim...
Originally Posted by Tonchi
Tonchi never liked Be-Bop :hide:
:lol2:
My hollow leg fills up tomorrow.
Heavvvvy man, time for a change.
Please?
I must be due for a new one, now, too, LJ.
[COLOR="Silver"][SIZE="1"](do you wish you'd never started this?)[/SIZE][/COLOR]
blue: i've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
cat: please don't kill me
limey: forced to believe
I'd like a new one, but I dont promise to use it.
"banned" it is. :rolleyes:
Well, I actually was suprised when I saw it since I thought you had been banned. Maybe we should stay away from titles which mimic actual moderator functions.
Haha, on the Ultimate-Guitar forums, roughly half of the users have 'clanned' or 'bamed' or something like that for their username, since the mods actually do ban people who use 'banned'
Well, I actually was suprised when I saw it since I thought you had been banned. Maybe we should stay away from titles which mimic actual moderator functions.
it would have been better had she actually used the title i gave her. banned --not "BANNED!"
Ibram, no deal. it's not as easy as it seems coming up with them. I'll not waste one on a maybe. especially since you already wasted 'punk ass punk' which i happened to like a lot. in fact, i think you owe me one. make it a good one.
the upcoming week is going to be busy for me, and i'm feeling it, so here are the titles for this week. you don't have to changeit rght away, just make it your next one....if i miss you and you need one, brianna is in charge of giving you a new one:
Undertoad: assistant junior helper
Richlevy: insanely practical
Happy Monkey: given to fly (you'll use it and you'll like it)
Brianna: the brains of the operation
Stevedallas: always on safari
beestie: i pull the strings you can't see
jinx: modulator
clodfobble: there is no spoon
zippyt: aint skeerd
spexx: speak into the microphone
footfootfoot: portrait of a cereal spiller
stormieweather: the forecast calls for pain
shawnee: i love you, man!
ducksnuts: i'm late for my nap
noboxes: off to see the wizard
breakingnews: captured snuffalufagus
Iggy: sings in the shower
labrat: marginally unfulfilled
limey: sometimes i loiter
pie: i feel your pain
glatt: born wearing flipflops
flint: ballroom berserker
griff: this is the world as we know it
dar 512: artificial irreverence
capnhowdy: wead my lisp (that's an original, btw)
xoxoxobruce: papa bear was busy
wolf: martial artistan
elspode: spinning in infinity
bluecuracao: milf does a body good
bigV: brought to you by the letter V
lookout: worms for sale!
hoofhearted: of course, of course
maninthebox: my freckles keep me up at night
incommunicadocat: make it so
KinkyVixen: not safe for human consumption
????
Sure, why not?
Actually, LJ did designate Brianna as his pinch hitter, so she can trump me, but I like it!
lol I already adopted it :)
I'll just change it up for the next go around...I just wanted to be included lol
This is gonna make it pretty difficult for you to tell someone, "Eat me!" without causing undue concern.
it would have been better had she actually used the title i gave her. banned --not "BANNED!"
Picky, picky, picky. OK, I'll change it to "banned," but its still gonna confuse some people. I double dare you to let me pick one for you! :rolleyes:
I realize it's overly cutesy, but I think LJ, at least for a little, ought to use "I'm jinxed".
Absolutely. The fact that it's cutesy makes it better. It would fit LJ like a tutu.
the upcoming week is going to be busy for me...
dar 512: artificial irreverence
Well, I never really raised my hand for one. But since LJ's used mine, it's only fair.
Here you go.
This is gonna make it pretty difficult for you to tell someone, "Eat me!" without causing undue concern.
:lol2:
This is gonna make it pretty difficult for you to tell someone, "Eat me!" without causing undue concern.
LOL, Els, I thought that maybe you would be right...but I found out last night that that just isn't true!
Well, fine...but you didn't show the lucky gent your Cellar User Title beforehand, right?
No, you're right...I guess I didn't...so my theory is rubbish. I guess I'll never know.
Nonsense...it just proves that The Cellar is a place separate and apart from Reality! I'm sure you're quite edible...
I want somebody's user title to be: Paragon of Virtue. (labrat? clodfobble?)
I also like: Fixing a Hole. (xob? ibram? maggie?)
It would only be *really* funny if it was adopted by Nothing But Net.
Where IS NBN?
You know, when I first came here I had a crush on him.
Hey! Professional Bad Example! thanks, elspode! (re: fav. lit. figure thread google)
another really good title: Not me, the people they say
Elspode, the type of reality I enjoy the most...and yes, if edible implies that one can be a tasty treat :yum:
Jim, you still out there?
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
smurfed?!?!?!? what the........ are you a furry or somethin'? ;)
I've been a bit distracted ... is it time I had another one, LJ?
Me too, please. This is a lot easier than thinking.
cock!
Who was that aimed at? :p
Who was that aimed at? :p
just a salutaion, actually.
limey: highly sufficient
t~ just make it your next one....!
elspode: spinning in infinity
you didn't like this one?
smurfed?!?!?!? what the........ are you a furry or somethin'? ;)
sorry, forgot you were a chick..... what the hell is a furry?
you could use: spoonful of bologna
sorry, forgot you were a chick..... what the hell is a furry?
you could use: spoonful of bologna
you make that mouthful of creme fraiche, and my people will get in touch with your people. :)
Got one for me?
celebrating national dessert month
I needa new one LJ.
close talker
I would like a new one as well. :) Is it time? I can't remember...
griff: my sources say no
Iggy: doing a hard target search
Jinx: must be in the front row...
you make that mouthful of creme fraiche, and my people will get in touch with your people. :)
you understand that you're supposed to change you user title now, right? "do you need assistance? excuse me, ....bear f**ker, do you need assistance?"
you didn't like this one?
I didn't see it. I like it!
you understand that you're supposed to change you user title now, right? "do you need assistance? excuse me, ....bear f**ker, do you need assistance?"
my new handle is beat fucker? hmmm, i would've liked to be the gnat on THAT wall, LOL.
anbd yes, i ned help changing it.
click
this.
type in 'spoonful of bologna' under 'custom user title' and hit save
Ok--I want one! I want one!
I'll not hassle you like the others...
Brianna: always the bridesmaid
foot: ne'er do well
Allright I just changed mine - but I'm in lemme have one.
yesman: don't call me francis
beestie: Dutch Oven Champion 2006
Actually LJ - along that line - it would probably be yesman: don't call me Sally
lol
I like mine, but I am putting myself in LJ's capable hands once again. Come on, LJ, give me a title that captures my essence, that defines me, that tells the world "Shawnee is here. All hail..."
~~ a title that captures my essence, that defines me, that tells the world "Shawnee is here. All hail..."
satisfyingly insatiable
okay, whatcha got for me, LJ?
I think mine's worn out, too, Jim.
Hey, while you're paying attention to me, is there any real good reason I should not buy a brand new Hyundai (or rather, that my wife's boss shouldn't buy her one for her company car)?
case: rocky mountain high
spode: Plutocratically challenged
which hyundai? as long as it's not an accent or elantra, they're actually pretty nice cars.
I'm likening my 2004 sonata gls. I'm also likening the warranty. Hyundai love you longtime.
who wants to give me one?
lumberjim: non-nutritive cereal varnish
case:
which hyundai? as long as it's not an accent or elantra, they're actually pretty nice cars.
Sigh...Elantra.
I'm ready for a new one when you are, LJ!
Sigh...Elantra.
d'oh!
but, hey, a free car is a free car. you might not buy one for yourself, but it'll keep the bugs outta your teeth on the freeway!
Clod:
Likes Gladiator Films
who wants to give me one?
LJ: the exception to the rule.
From some other post I made
Time for another over here, too, please ... :worried:
oh, darn. i really like your current one.
ok.....
Horny as a Hoot Owl
I think it is about time to freshen up the ol' title if you don't mind LJ...
sorry about the delay. i missed your posts.
griff:
riding up on a quasar
Iggy: banana fanna fo figgy
I need a new one, LJ. I'm feeling rather morose, so make it something dark, but just short of suicidal, okay? :greenface
Elspode: morose, yet not suicidally so
that was an easy one. now you give me one. this one is too cocky for me
Nice. :)
Can I have a new one too?
lumberjim: I'm too cocky for this usertitle
Clodfobble: tranquil eyes her
I wanna a new user title :jumps up and down:
morethanpretty: jumps up and down
ok bee yacht, title me. I'm entitled.
fiddeen hunnerd posts babee!
I'm so due! So do me...
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morethanpretty: jumps up and down
gah you've gotten lazy...or maybe you just don't care about me. Thats it isn't it? you hate me...I knew it.
morethanpretty: lazy lumberjim hates her
;)
I wanna new title. Please?
footfootfoot: in my mouthmouthmouth
brianna: mrs. booberman
morethanpretty: nosepicker
shawnee: has never even met Jack
Me too LJ, please ...:)
is wearing a thong
Dear LJ,
I'm getting hate mail from the multitudes of Dutch Oven wannabees. The pressure of being Dutch oven champion is too much with - what; the appearances, kissing babies, autographs, photo shoots, tours, Regis, Kelly, Jay, David, John Stewart, etc. Only you can make it stop.
Beestie
Oh, and here's a user title for you:
"Would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids."
looks like that might be too long, but i'll try
I'm going to pawn you off on brainna this time, though. i got shit to do ;)
The pressure is hellish. Lemme think...
Ok--for Beestie (who looks nothing Like I imagined) (which is not a bad thing--I just imagined he looked way more nerd-like)
Tangled Up in Blue
Cool, Bri - Now you just have to teach me how to say it with out a boob dylan accent I meanbobdylanaccent.
my title is plumb wore out
let's do this a little differently, just this one time: four titles are requested. first come, first serve
Griff, Noodle, jinx, Lookout:
1. Has a Soul to Squeeze
2. Bent
3. unsanctioned activist
4. It must be Lupus!
Has a Soul to Squeeze- thanky
it must be lupus. grass e ass
After the others have nabbed theirs, I could use a new one. I'm no longer morose.
Bet I can guess what its gonna be.
elspode: muckity muck
wolf: bring out yer dead!
mrnoodle, jinx beat you to 'bent' if you don;t like 'unsanctioned activist', how about: oodles and oodles
wolf: bring out yer dead!
Interesting. Very close to what I was considering on my own ... you must be psycho or something!
yeah, and clodfobble doesn't actually have a ticklish taint. use the title anyway.
thank you sir, may i have another?
NOT the guy from Midnight Oil
Good one, Scooby. Hey, I'm sort of bored with my most recent user title. I mean, it was good when it was shiny and new, but the luster has worn off. Can I have something new?
had this one waiting just for your request:
lewd and laschivious
griff: Overgrad student
case: makes the sign of the cup
holyshit--I wish I had the 'sign of the cup'--
really, actually pissed off
Please sir, can I have some more?
Are there any left for me? Please?
Limey: -because i've given you a few rough ones, and youre a good sport- ' is into... sports, wink wink '
Iggy: speaks from on high
I wore mine out. Gimme gimme gimme
[feebly sick voice]I've gotten better ...[/python]
brianna: this IS my "O" face
beestie: just let me look at you
wolf: you'll be stone dead in a moment
jinx: hey. hey. hey. hey. stop it.
Limey: -because i've given you a few rough ones, and youre a good sport- ' is into... sports, wink wink '
Iggy: speaks from on high
And that's being kind to me is it?
did I say I was being kind? nudge, nudge
LJ, you seem to be into a particularly provocative wave of Titles, here. Seems like the perfect time for me to renew mine. I think its been a week.
probably banged your aunt
Lumberjim: Depends - yeah, I wear 'em
jinx: lettin' the coolness get into my vertebrae
could use a refresher over here
footy: master of the domain
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
hit me, bro.
to beestie or not to beestie. that is the question
to beestie or not to beestie. that is the question
I bow to the Master.
sit at the feet of the master.
bow to the kingFunny thing. I cannot get the embedded videos to play. I have to View/Source and sift through the html to find the URL and go directly to YouTube.
Funnier thing. When I read the first post in that thread, Blue Christmas started playing in my head. That was before I scrolled down...
Not bad. Not bad at all. I almost heard a little Bing Crosby in there. I think.
My user title is broken. May I have another, please?
fishpaste!
:) - since your name is Patrick. haha
wolf: has one in the chamber
I don't get it, but I'll use it... :eyebrow:
this is patrick. he's spongebob's best friend.
My son was reading over my shoulder as i was considering a title fro you, and asked what yor name was. When I told him, he thought of this guy. 'fishpaste!' and 'tartar sauce!' are exclamations commonly used by spongebob and patrick....so, i logged spencer in, and voila.
Ah...I do know Patrick Starfish, but was not familiar enough with the exclamations used on SBSP. Tell Spencer I'm honored.
Maybe Spencer can think of something for me, or Lumberjim...either way, I think I need to have something new and different.....
Okay, mine isn't very old...and I like it..still, let's try something new, please?
I'm up for it LJ, you know I am!
selene: come spoon with me
case: under the concrete sky
limey: goddamned blasphemer
I still like mine so lay off.
Beestie: wants to be laid off;)
Beestie vbmenu_register("postmenu_292553", true);
to beestie or not to beestie
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Parts unknown.
Posts: 2,693
I still like mine so lay off.
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I would like freshen up please
I would like freshen up please
has that 'not so fresh' feeling
I like mine, but I'm ready for another.
griff: deemed acceptable
ducknuts: sits down to pee
I'm ready for a new one please
jinx: anybody want a peanut?
Undertoad: drunk, pissed, and not fucking around
I need a new title, please, LJ. I'm sure you're feeling the fires of inspiration about now... :D
indeed. a dangerous time for this, to be sure. BUT...i'm not gonna pussy out and throw you a softball. the following title requires some explanation however. this is to compliment your repeated posts in response to the treatment maristinko gets. "the why not me? what's the difference between what we post?" that you just don;t seem to get, or like to hear the reactions to, since you've done that like 3 times or something.
I hope you understand what i mean when i say:
Elspode:
Useful CuntholeI will accept a user title now I think
If you would....?
i would. make it a good one.
SG: has huge tracts of land
thankee kindly sir
I don't get it, but I accept it
monty python and the holy grail reference. and you're british. for shame.
If you would....?
where's mine?
Before my time :p
(yes I am ashamed)
How bout, "Feeling Christmas nuts" for yours
so many levels y'know...?
indeed. a dangerous time for this, to be sure. BUT...i'm not gonna pussy out and throw you a softball. the following title requires some explanation however. this is to compliment your repeated posts in response to the treatment maristinko gets. "the why not me? what's the difference between what we post?" that you just don;t seem to get, or like to hear the reactions to, since you've done that like 3 times or something.
I hope you understand what i mean when i say:
Elspode: Useful Cunthole
I do understand, but the link helped. And yeah, I just like to hear the reactions, LJ. Just creating drama, don't you know? It isn't like an opinion that doesn't jump completely on the Maristinko bandwagon could have *any* validity.
Damn it. Broke my own vow not to talk about it anymore. Back to indifference for me.
PS - I can't put this user title up until I get home. Netnanny seems to object.
I do understand, but the link helped. And yeah, I just like to hear the reactions, LJ. Just creating drama, don't you know? It isn't like an opinion that doesn't jump completely on the Maristinko bandwagon could have *any* validity.
Damn it. Broke my own vow not to talk about it anymore. Back to indifference for me.
PS - I can't put this user title up until I get home. Netnanny seems to object.
i didn't say your opinion was invalid, muffin. nor did i say that you aren't justified in your concern. it was a little shitty of me to infer that you fish for reassurance. but, then, i'm a little shitty, so you'll have that.
i'll get my next one from you, so you can get even if you;d like. you have a week to think about it, as i just took one from SG.
do you still love me anymore? will you still sing me love songs?
types with one hand
LJ, is this meant to imply i'm doing something with my other hand?
well, you are the Kinky Vixen, right?
uncorked for her pleasure
I've had mine for awhile now, I think I'm due for a new one.
clodfobble: ass picture pending
do you still love me anymore? will you still sing me love songs?
You know I love you, but you're an awful rasty beetch sometime, cracka.
You know I love you, but you're an awful rasty beetch sometime, cracka.
LOL, that's awesome 'Spode! I love to catch people off guard with the word cracka. You know, 'cause I'm white lol. If I don't hear something someone says or we get discombobulated somehow, it's so much fun to say, with a mean look on your face, "Did you just call me a cracka?" or..."Did you just call me a bitch?"
Be gentle, LJ, this is my first time.
Be gentle, LJ, this is my first time.
kitsune: demands a rematch
the with go, go with the...I don't get it mijrebmul..
Edited to add, I could use a new one too, when you've got a chance.
LabRat: will rip your dick off
the with go, go with the...I don't get it mijrebmul..
You'll get it after it's in use ... it's quite clever.
wolf: eht htiw og
Outstanding!
DUH.
Don't feel bad. I had to read it over like 5 times and keep thinking about it before it sunk in.
LOL...OHHHHHH!
NOW I get it. :)
I'll take one.
looooooves the quiche
jinx: fucking remembers everything
the with go, go with the...I don't get it mijrebmul..
Edited to add, I could use a new one too, when you've got a chance.
you didn't like flint's suggestion?
let's tone it down just a shade:
Labrat: tentpoler
griff: uncle fucka (NSFW)
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i actually think wolf's new one is quite brilliant. in a lumberjim sort of way... bully, i say, bully.
.eno siht fo erit I retfa taht esu ll'I
Need one for the season.
funny, i was just saying to jinx that i should give xmas related titles.
UT: has a 39 1/2 foot pole
Hang a festive one on me LJ, please.
Hang a festive one on me LJ, please.
has a mistletoe beltbuckle
rage: wants to be a dentist
I'd like a holiday one as well, please.
glatt: wassailing your ass
glatt: wassailing your ass
:lol: awesome. Thanks.
If I promise to put my awesomely cool beloved one back after new years, can I have a christmas one please?
wolf: knows if you've been nutty
Something Paganly seasonal, please.
wolf: knows if you've been nutty
Interesting direction. I expected something involving fruitcake.
wanna see my yule log?
wait, i changed my mind: have yule log, will travel
yeah, that's better
BTW, you said I could give you a title, so, when you're ready, here's a seasonal one for you, LJ.
My Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
check post #399 page 27 (default setting)
Okay, Yulemas is over. I need a user title suitable for the upcoming New Year.
Anybody wanna give LJ something to get his nuts off of the fire?
Elspode: my ball is dropping
LJ: Wishes he'd taken the undercoating.
has a mistletoe beltbuckle
[COLOR=red]rage: wants to be a dentist[/COLOR]
you guys keep missing the ones i give you.
Umm, can newbies get one?
Q baby: I'll just put the tip in
OK, but i'm not a man! (whiny crying) 'i don't understand...'
i. am. so. confused. did you just call me a cracka? ha ha
and i just posted something abut my tattoo with the rainbow colors in it. which i've been told means you're gay or bi.
see, now you guys are going to all think i'm some hermaphrodite or something.
great.
'i don't understand...'
It's a play on your name, with a double entendre thrown in for fun.
OK, but i'm not a man! (whiny crying) 'i don't understand...'
--snip--
There's no reason a woman couldn't say that either...
LJ, it's time for me.
big shot moderator
My belt buckle is drooping - time for a new strapline LJ, please.
limey: can't feel the rain
limey: can't feel the rain
I wish ....
I need a new title, LJ. Degrade me like the geek bitch I am.
i will not.
elspode: Nibbler
glatt: Lord of the Pantry
As the ass picture (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) is no longer pending... I need an update. :)
clodfobble: still owes you an ass picture
While you're at it, I'll take one.
Bah! You got two good ass shots in those photos, they just didn't happen to be mine. ;) I'll see what else I can find, but don't expect any thongs in Christmas light ambience...
play to your strengths. daisy dukes will be just fine
Elspode, I think you need a new one...hasn't your ball dropped already? ;)
I know it hasn't been a week, but can I get a new one for accuracy's sake, or do I need to wear my scarlet A for another few days? :)
I gave spode a new one. read back
clodfobble: taller when she tiptoes
Whoops. Musta got sidetracked. I'll fix that.
I'm afraid to ask, but let 'er fly - please.
go ahead LJ.
i couldn't decide whether you were asking for a title or, just egging me on, so just in case:
Phil: of clan McKracken
i couldn't decide whether you were asking for a title or, just egging me on, so just in case:
Phil: of clan McKracken
:lol2: I like that.
Hit me again LJ, please :)
ducks: skulking in the shadows
griff: uxorious
yesman: stanky ho
I knew it - you hate me. :( I'm not even a high class ho.
it's true. you're my dirty little bitch. now change your title!
i couldn't decide whether you were asking for a title or, just egging me on, so just in case:
Phil: of clan McKracken
that will do me! :D
butt, butt, butt, I can't do it.
whaaaa, i don't like my granted user title, whaaaaa.
Undertoad - "whaaaacking off again" :lol:
daughter of the pale moon
Did I get one, and miss it somehow?
Bring it, Lumberdude. And make it good.
going with theme here for the next few:
bluecuracao: I'll pepper you with kisses
beestie: I'll bend you to my will
butt, butt, butt, I can't do it.
until you do, you'll not get another from me. It wastes them. you may think it's an easy thing for me to come up with them, and sometimes it is....but some take time to think of, and when someone wastes one, i still don't want to re-use it. ya stanky ho
OOOoohhh, Flint's gettin' all riled up. I like it.
Hit me, big boy, I'm due.
OOOoohhh, Flint's gettin' all riled up. I like it.
Hit me, big boy, I'm due.
You should never ever ever use that combination of words together like that.
My bad.
OOOoohhh, Flint's gettin' all riled up. I like it.
LJ, I could use a new title, please.
Better? ;)
Not around Flint anyway
(bats eyes and looks innocent...who ME?)
:)
LabRat: I'll make your loins ache
God, I'm so horny today. I woke up with a big boner, and not a pee-pee boner either, a real one.
LJs first post to the thread:
there's only one condition. you have to keep it for a week. and no arguing. ok, that's two conditions. oh, one more: if you submit, you MUST adopt the title. actually that kind falls under number two.
:stickpoke
Mine is getting old
As you are on a roll at the moment I'd like to ask for one nicely please
God, I'm so horny today. I woke up with a [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]big[/SIZE] [/COLOR]boner, and not a pee-pee boner either, a[COLOR="Red"] real[/COLOR] one.
Now THAT's funny!
Renewal time, please, LJ.
Spode: I'll ruin you for the rest of us
LJ, time for you to give me one, please. :blush:
Limey: I'll pinch your bottom
I need a new one too, please LJ.
jinx: I'll kill you for a latte
kinky: I'll slip you a mickey
LMAO...thanks LJ...your sense of humor rocks my socks off.
Oh come on, that sucks, and I already had one just like it. Gimme a good one or I'll have the locks changed.
jinx: I'll change the locks
sometimes they write themselves
ps. i was hoping you had forgotten that, but as your current title says, you fucking remember everything.
even I remembered that LJ - sheesh!!
I want one. Pwetty pwease!
grant: I'll mislead you on purpose
Hit me Jim :)
(I'm either really really brave, or summat delusional)
dagney: I'll set your soul on fire
I'd like one too, please.
I hung for a week as your "skanky ho" - do me again big man
griff: I'll inconvenience you
wolf: I'll hold your feet to the fire
yesman: I'll eventually cave in to your desires
that should do it for the 'I'll**' theme....unless anyone else wants one....
I was shaving and the mirror just looked at me like, WtF?
I knew then that it was time.
beestie: Earl of Evesdropping
Oooh Royal titles?
Can't wait for my week to end ;)
Yay!
I'd like a Titled title please
Sundae Girl: Dutchess of the Dirtbutton
d'oh!
I can't miss out on this gravy train of titled titles.
Hit me, LJ.
Edit: Damn, I just realized I'm already a Lord. So hit me if you want.
sure, why not.
Glatt: The Underwear Overlord
lj, I've never asked you for one before, but I can't resist the Titled Title. Be gentle, I'm an lj title virgin.
lj, I've never asked you for one before, but I can't resist the Titled Title. Be gentle, I'm an lj title virgin.
What?!?! So you escaped the
initiation? -
Aghast!-
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[COLOR=indigo]CODE 7[/COLOR][COLOR=indigo]:[/COLOR] BREACH OF INITIATION PROTOCOL; [COLOR=darkred][COLOR=black]CLAP[/COLOR]-[/COLOR][COLOR=black]CLAP[/COLOR]; GUARDS, SIEZE HER AT ONCE!![/COLOR][/FONT]
LOL...I'm just an "I'll do it myself" kind of girl.
(Then again, those guards are cute. Are they going to tie me up? Interrogate me? Torture me?) :)
Shawnee: Princess Puff-n-Stuff
Oooh Royal titles?
Can't wait for my week to end ;)
meh, why wait:
Dagney: The Viscountess of Vengeance
Ok, smart boy. Do me. And I want to be a Royal too! :queen:
Shawnee: Princess Puff-n-Stuff
Excellent!:notworthy
There, that should work - it's a 2fer!
This seems like a theme for me to participate in.
Bri, you have to go back to your current one when this gets old, tho......
Bri: Queen of Cuddling
Undertoad: Pontiff of P00ntang
(Then again, those guards are cute. Are they going to tie me up? Interrogate me? Torture me?) :)
I'm not a guard, but I'm willing to learn. I do have some experience in the binding, interrogating and torturing field.
Els, you would suck at torturing.
I mean that in a good way.
He probably meant "tutoring". Got jammed on the keyboard or something. Otherwise I concur 100%.
Ooh, can I have a Title, or have all the royal positions been used up?
CF, I'm sure there are plenty of royal positions to be found in this
title.Clodfobble: Countess of the Carpet Burns
Oh....me too please LJ (wheres the batting eyelashes smiley???)
dude mine isn't even frayed yet but you know I'm a royal pia
Els, you would suck at torturing.
I mean that in a good way.
Shush, you! I'm trying to weasel my way into this girl's knickers, and you're blowing it for me! :right:
Griff: Chancellor of Chevre
I wanna be royal, too ................ :king:
Griff: Chancellor of Chevre
I actually introduced a billy goat to the ladies this week. Cheese in the summer.
Shush, you! I'm trying to weasel my way into this girl's knickers, and you're blowing it for me! :right:
:eek:
Why, little ole me? (I need that batting eyelash smilie, too) :p
Shush, you! I'm trying to weasel my way into this girl's knickers, and you're blowing it for me! :right:
Don't knock it, at least you're getting blown!
Limey: Countessa of Coitus Interruptus
Limey: Countessa of Coitus Interruptus
:shock: :biglaugha
OK, don't be mad, I'm not trying to be smarty pants BUT:
Countessa is not a word. A Countess is the wife of a Count. A Contessa is an Italian Countess.
So, it would either be Contessa or Countess.
Sorry,
Count Chocula
Countess. my bad. no excuse, either. sundae girl sent ne a very detailed list of the titles to help....but i didn't check it.
Hey, look at the bright side. At least he hasn't coined the term "cuntessa" yet...
Hit me. It has been ages since I got a new one.
We should like to join the royals ...
In keeping with our current narcissim, we would like to be given a suitably royal title.
Elspode: Viscount of Viagra
Our Lady of the Luger
Yahoo. I am not just royal, I am a Diety.
That totally rocks.
I am a Diety.
Atkins or South Beach? Or my personal fave, seefood........
Whoops. Deity. That's it. Deity.
Where's that spell checker? Oh, I guess monster activated it for me.
Thanx.
Whoops. Deity. That's it. Deity.
Where's that spell checker? Oh, I guess monster activated it for me.
Thanx.
I liked Diety. I shall be using that in future. Much as I like to use "destructions" instead of "instructions" (a legacy from my FIL) :D
Elspode: Viscount of Viagra
Dude...you are *scarily* right on, here. So far, I've taken one of these on each of my last three dates with the object of my polyamorous intentions, and each time ended up not needing to take them, because nothing happened.
Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?
Dude...you are *scarily* right on, here. So far, I've taken one of these on each of my last three dates with the object of my polyamorous intentions, and each time ended up not needing to take them, because nothing happened.
Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?
there you go treating women(assumed here ;)) like objects.
is she aware of your machinations?
..
Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?
The Pope of Priapsism?
Is there a royal title that means "pathetic"?
I think you'll find it's "the Earl and Countess of Wessex"
Jester of jackin it?
Omg, dont waste that one please!!!
I think you'll find it's "the Earl and Countess of Wessex"
Who you callin' Earl?
Jinx: Her Imperial Heiney
there you go treating women(assumed here ;)) like objects.
is she aware of your machinations?
Lord, I hope so...if not, then I might as well become a monk now and save a lot of driving. No, it seems that the object of my intentions has some personal issues at present, and so, while apparently eager, is not quite prepared psychologically to consent to my advances.
Like I said...I'm pathetic. And I am extremely not good at objectifying women. In fact, I may be the worst at that in all of male history.
And I am extremely not good at objectifying women. In fact, I may be the worst at that in all of male history.
And
that my friend, is why you are so beloved. :heartpump
And that my friend, is why you are so beloved. :heartpump
That and other things.
:blush: I didn't mean to do that ^^ :blush:
that's why they call it dope, bri.
that's why they call it dope, bri.
Ya wanna know why they call it 'dope'-?
And that my friend, is why you are so beloved. :heartpump
And not be
sexed. I'm like you, 'Spode. It's true that good guys come in last, or, in my case, don't come at all. :sniff:
New theme starts now. who's first?
I 'spose I'm due...
*bent over and waiting to be slapped with a new title*
Does the first person to guess the theme get a prize?
Dagney: The Impaler
ohhhhhkay.
Considering I work with a Vlad - do I get to giggle each time I sneak a peak at the cellar during meetings?
Spode: The Mauler
Does the first person to guess the theme get a prize?
yes.
Professional wrestler nicknames
I'm sticking with being Royalty thanks!
(esp as Duchess was my nickname when I worked behind the bar anyway)
ding! your prize: a shiny new title
Undertoad: The Amphibian
I REALLY like my royalty one, too. Though if professional wrestlers is the theme I wonder if you are cruising the GLOW girls for female Cellarite's names?
glatt: The diSComBobuLaTOr
I REALLY like my royalty one, too. Though if professional wrestlers is the theme I wonder if you are cruising the GLOW girls for female Cellarite's names?
no, just pulling them out of my ass like the rest of them
[COLOR="Lime"]HEY!![/COLOR]
where's mine? I asked firstest!!!
[COLOR="Lime"]HEY!![/COLOR]
where's mine? I asked firstest!!!
I'm afraid it's still in his arse
(damn, why can't I work the multi-quotes :cry:)
I took the liberty of making mine *Da'* Mauler, as it fits better.
I think LabRat's title should be Round Card Girl.
I 'spose I'm due...
*bent over and waiting to be slapped with a new title*
how the FUCK did I miss that?! the whole *bent over and waiting* part must have short circuited something in my tiny little brain.
anyway...
labrat: The Eviscerator
Even the chef has to eat...
lumberjim, for you:
King Capon
(look it up)
chicken comapny, or steel mill? founder of the oilers?
I thought your signature catchphrase was "Cock!"?
ca·pon (kā'pŏn', -pən) pronunciation
n.
A male chicken castrated when young to improve the quality of its flesh for food.
[Middle English capoun, from Old English capūn and from Old French capon, both from Latin cāpō, cāpōn-.]
so it is.......
the royalty titles were last week, though......can you give me a wrastler name instead? or am i being too big a pain?
...
What? No reach around? I'm stuck with this one? At least it keeps changing automatically. Or are you doing it?
there is a progressive default that works by post count, or you can go to profile in the user cp, and set your own.
So, that'd be a no. Thanks for nuttin.
2- You have to politely ask for one ;). But type slowly, it is LJ.
So, that'd be a no. Thanks for nuttin.
i try not to presume to issue one if it is not requested specifically. not because i'm polite, just cuz i don't like to waste them. And, I thought you didn't understand how the titles worked.
that said,
Deuce: The Pesky Pugalist
wow....if I had seen the 7 posts in a row, i'd have gone in a different direction.
Still unchanged.... I'll call "Pesky Pugalist" a feint for now. Hit me with your best shot. ps can you read at this speed? it's a lot easier to type this way.
you don't even know that you're sitting in a big pot of water and we're cutting up carrots and onions to go in there with you
Still unchanged.... I'll call "Pesky Pugalist" a feint for now. Hit me with your best shot. ps can you read at this speed? it's a lot easier to type this way.
would you like some help in changing your user title, deuce? i cannot do it for you.
what's it like to be crazy?
I thought you had a "magic wand" lj! :rolleyes:
homework: eat a stick of butter
you don't even know that you're sitting in a big pot of water and we're cutting up carrots and onions to go in there with you
It never hurt Bugs Bunny.
Thanks lumberjim. I'll wear it with pride.
For the record, I'm not crazy, I'm "wascawy", as Elmer puts it.
See how easy that was ;)
Just trying to help an apparent newbie out, not be a smartass.
would you like some help in changing your user title, deuce? i cannot do it for you.
what's it like to be crazy?
The test! Give him (or her) the test!
why the [sp]?
LJ: pugalist
Dictionary: pugilist
LJ: pugalist
Dictionary: pugilist
lol...I even went to the dictionary and thought "that's right" because I automatically typed in pugilist.
See how easy that was ;)
Just trying to help an apparent newbie out, not be a smartass.
That's
two now. I'm gonna have to do a little research.
And thanks very much for the offer of help, but while I have been mistaken for smart, and been called an ass, I know I can handle smartass all on my own.
Hi, I'm Flint. Let me show you what I do...
like Japanese porn where they shit in each other's mouth, but the pubes are scrambled
Um, no thanks.
I've already raped your eyeballs, and no amount of harsh chemical bleach can wash that out.
You let me worry about the speck in my eye and you worry about the plank in yours, ok?
I've always wondered how Flint disassociating would manifest. This is awsome!
I'm legit now, I've got a T-Shirt.
Maybe, but we all still remember. Especially wolf.
Actually, i think they booted your shirt. i can;t seem to find it anymore. the whole buttfucking thing may have been problematic for a pg-13 rating. i'll do it again rated R, but you'll have to put your credit card in to see it. 'for age verification'
i'll do it again rated R, but you'll have to put your credit card in to see it. 'for age verification'
Negatory. I was offended without any credit card.
The diSComBobuLaTOr is probably one of the best user title's I've seen. It humorously undermines everything you post.
Now there's a shirt that's going to be a big hit at the next family get together. I think you should order one for the local minister, and donate a dozen to the grade school PTA. :D
I'm legit now, I've got a T-Shirt.
Do I get a piece of that?
Gimme a new one? Or should I just be a friend to Dixie Normous?
Brianna: The Optimizer
Perfect!:p
Ducks: The Masked Maligner
Put one up for me please, LJ ... :3eye:
Heck, I'll take one. two if they're small. ;-)
limey: The Tantalizer
Sheldon: Brock Knucklebuster
I would like another title please.
That was fast... thanks. :cool:
Thanks LJ - you never fail to deliver :p
naked pizza to drunk chicks
Has it been a week already? Time flies when you're the Earl of something.
Hmmm...
limey: The Tantalizer
Sheldon: Brock Knucklebuster
Damn! It's been 35 years since anyone called me that and it STILL brings tears to my eyes! lol!!!
Beestie: The Ribald Ranger
that was you, eh, limey?
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]yes[/COLOR][/SIZE] :blush:
By jiminy...that *was* tantalizing.
Can I get a new one please LJ?
ok, but the wrastler them is over......
kinky: slippery nipple
Oh oh, I'll take shot drinks for 100 Jim!
shawnee: slow comfortable screw up against a wall
if that doesn't fit, go with: Harvey Wall Banger
It fit...someone else can be Harvey.
(I did change it to sloe 'cause it's sloe gin)
<ex-bartender, too :)
yeah, i'll reuse harvey at a later date
thx for the spelling correction....again :p
Why am I the only one who is now a drink? :cool:
You're a drink? I thought you were making a request.
Kinky Vixen is a drink too isnt she?? Slippery Nipple??
I need a drink, LJ. And no, *NOT* penis colada.
elspode: alien urine sample
Ingredients:
[LIST]
[*]3/4 oz
Midori melon liqueur
[*]3/4 oz
Peach schnapps
[*]3/4 oz
Malibu rum
[*]3/4 oz
Creme de Banane
[*]
Sweet and sour
[*]1 splash
Club soda
[*]1/2 oz
Blue Curacao[/LIST]Hand shake or blend with ice the liquer with the sour. Strain the drink from the ice into a pounder glass. Float Blue Curacao before serving
I've changed my mind. I want to be penis colada.
limey: fuzzy navel
Damn! did it show in those nude photos :eek: !
This seems like an appropriate theme for me to get in on. "Another one please, Mr. LJ!"
Link, please?
No link ... here you go ... (or should this be in the RFN NSFW thread?)
No fuzz there. And damn little nudity. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed just a bit. :D
Hit me LJ :D
Make it appropriate for my dirty weekend away, please
:stickpoke
bluecuracoa: jinx wants me to give you 'with a beer chaser' but I liked:
Barney on Acid recipe
ScaleRecipe('1067',1); Scale ingredients to servings
1/2 oz
Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz
Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 splash
cranberry juice
Shake and strain into shot glass.
Ducks: Mudslide!
Mudslide recipe
ScaleRecipe('521',1); Scale ingredients to servings
1 1/2 oz
Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz
Kahlua® coffee liqueur
Pour hershey's chocolate syrup around the inside rim of a rocks glass. Fill with ice, add ingredients, and serve.
but yours fits again!
ah, well.....it is rather aged.
zippyt:
jinx:
White Russian recipe
ScaleRecipe('5014',1); Scale ingredients to servings
2 oz
vodka
1 oz
coffee liqueur
light cream
Pour vodka and coffee liqueur over ice cubes in an old-fashioned glass. Fill with light cream and serve.
bluecuracoa: jinx wants me to give you 'with a beer chaser' but I liked:
Barney on Acid recipe
ScaleRecipe('1067',1); Scale ingredients to servings
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 splash cranberry juice
Shake and strain into shot glass.
Just reading that gave me a hangover...I'll have to try one tonight. :D
slightly altered but well , I Used to have a THING for 101 , but now , NoTHANKS !!!
Ducks: Mudslide!
I dont take it up the bottom LJ! :eyebrow:
Well, hell. There goes *another* of my favorite fantasies.
Pretty soon, all I'll be left with is that one with Sundae Girl, the bottle of Wesson Oil and a tricycle.
I dont take it up the bottom LJ! :eyebrow:
you just haven't met the right guy yet. be patient.
so lj who gets " buttery nipples "???
hey! I changed from "kinda new" to "neophyte-in-training" already. Moving up in the world!
so lj who gets " buttery nipples "???
Who gets "Irish Car Bomb"
??? (Guinness w/ a shot of Irish Cream/Irish Whiskey dropped into bottom of glass, slam the whole thing)
hey! I changed from "kinda new" to "neophyte-in-training" already. Moving up in the world!
You can make it say anything you want through User CP, Cloud. (Pardon if you already knew this)
well, yeah, I kinda did, but haven't presumed to, yet.
But WAIT! . . . it's changed again! and it wasn't me.
(looks around suspiciously).
Someone's playing tricks on the noobgal, methinks!
well, yeah, I kinda did, but haven't presumed to, yet.
But WAIT! . . . it's changed again! and it wasn't me.
(looks around suspiciously).
Someone's playing tricks on the noobgal, methinks!
Until such time as you affix your own moniker, the system kindly assigns you new titles based on your post count.
not a hazing ritual? now I'm kinda disappointed!
I've been lost. I need your help LJ.
not a hazing ritual? now I'm kinda disappointed!
No. The hazing doesn't start until you've been around long enough for us to identify your buttons so that we know to push exactly the right ones. We're evil that way.
Well, hell. There goes *another* of my favorite fantasies.
you just haven't met the right guy yet. be patient.
Your day will come.
buttons? I don't need no stinkin' buttons!
I just keep posting so I can see my title change. que chistoso!
griff:
Gryphon's Piss
[LIST]
[*]1 1/2 oz.
Everclear
[*]3 oz.
Lime Bar Mix
[*]3 oz.
Mountain Dew[/LIST]
warch:
Mint Julep
[LIST]
[*]8
Mint Leaves
[*]1 1/2 tbsp.
Simple Syrup
[*]1 1/2 oz.
Bourbon Whiskey
[*]1/4 tsp.
Angostura Bitters[/LIST]
What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
Who gets "Irish Car Bomb" ??? (Guinness w/ a shot of Irish Cream/Irish Whiskey dropped into bottom of glass, slam the whole thing)
I kind of want it, but I kind of don't either.
Lj, can I have a new one please and thank you?
What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
Post something in the wrong thread?:p
funkykule: professional bowler
What's the recipe for *that*, LJ?
new week new round ??
If so , hit me dude
That makes me sad. The cellar is now blocked at work and since I haven't had time to get on the cellar at home I missed the drink names! Oh well. Hit me LJ. I can take it.
I want one.
One that makes me afraid of myself.
I feel like I need a new title. I have cabin fever, and something shiny and new always cheers me up.
Is the theme Things LJ Wanted To Do When He Grew Up?
I think I will hold onto my title for another week....
Hello.
I've been away for a bit.
I need me some words to make me smarter.
Please sir.
sorry for the delay......i was experiencing technical ecstasy(new cable hook up = old d/l speed x 40= lots of porn and utubing)
iggy: Produce Manager
beestie: Astronomer
elspode: Masonry Laborer
incommunicadocat: Roadie
Cheers.
I feel smarter already.
Or maybe stronger. These amps is heavy, mate.
Here, can I grab that for ya?
One, Two, One Two...
My time is up ... pass me another, LJ.
Me, too! I want a cool job! Like 'avain vomitologist' or something!
Shawnee: Phrenologist
Thanks! Now I can get paid for feeling people's heads. :blush:
jinx: Soothsayer
Briana: Carnie
Thanks! Now I can get paid for feeling people's heads. :blush:
An even bigger :redface: on my part as I read it as Phlebotomist and was about to gently correct you via PM....
no.
ducksnuts: Rocket Surgeon
Well, I don't much care for my job, so give me a new occupation, LJ. Since I missed out on the alcoholic streak.
Okay, I'm ready for a new one.
clobble: Eggplant Psychologist
Thanks! Now I can get paid for feeling people's heads. :blush:
The big one or the little one?
The big one or the little one?
Whoever told you that you had a big one? :eek: :p
Whoever told you that you had a big one? :eek: :p
It may be empty, but it's about a size 8, in hats.
Oh my...now, is that a MAN's 8, or the real measurement?
Limey: Head Nurse
You know how to tell which one is the head nurse, right? S/he's the one with the dirty knees.
I need a new one too, oh loquacious one.
wolf: The Watcher on the Walls
I need a new title, LJ. Something that reflects my ongoing general loser status.
Ah. The perfect apellation for someone who was just looking at aerial pictures of a glory hole.
It's that time again bro.
Griff: The Scream in the Night
I have annoyingly decided to choose my own tag in the suggested theme.
I LIKE IT, T.
zippy: The Light that Brings the Dawn
me too please :)
I'm soooo bored at work!!
Ducks: The Fire that Feeds
Was there a memo sent out that I have to make up my own from now on????
Mine's definitely floppy, saggy, showing the effects of the passage of time - another one please LJ.
BRI: gets subtle jokes
Limey: NE1469
What the hell...I have a death wish anyway...
you are so f*cked! it is binding man
Like I said, I have a death wish. I'm sure that Jimmy will rub his hands together with glee once he sees this.
Limey: NE1469
I'm gonna have to ask you to explain it to me ..... again .... :blush:
Hahahaha
Anyone for 69 ;)
Thats right, never give me your cell number, or I will bombard you with txt speak :)
Yo', LJ! I need a juicy one, blood.
Mine's a little stale. Another, please.
Mine's a little stale. Another, please.
Noooooo! The diSComBobuLaTOr is my favorite!
Noooooo! The diSComBobuLaTOr is my favorite!
It's a good one, isn't it? But it's getting a little old.
christ.....so far behind. the last two days were bastardly busy.
ok, letssee here.
griff- Dyes his eybrows
sycamore- Squishy Pumpkin
elspode- Flirts with Fairies
glatt- Entirely Sensible
wolf- Hears the Call of the Mild
jinx- ...i'm going to recuse myself here. Flint....you give her one.
jinx- ...i'm going to recuse myself here. Flint....you give her one.
Ruh Roh! :p
Hey jinx - er, I mean, LJ - the appointed time draws nigh...
beestie: heavens to murgatriod!
jinx- ...i'm going to recuse myself here. Flint....you give her one.
Can I suggest: Knows how to handle a bully
:D
Can I suggest: Knows how to handle a bully
:D
You can't beat a bit o' Bully
(nothing in this game for two in a bed)
[/Brit]
you did in fact read my mind there....
Remember to use your powers for good, not evil, monster. :)
Can I suggest: Knows how to handle a bully
:D
YA, doss a gut one.
I need a new title. This one's worn all thin and shiny, like an old pair of corduroys.
Something about indentured servitude would be appropriate.
you just never know....
maybe you're descended from one?
anyway...your title, sir: Dental Assistant
find your indentured ancestorsTime for another one for me, too ... please.
Ducks: Drill Instructor
Limey: Asst. Head Coach
Me. Asshole that you are.
well, since you asked so nicely....
Brianna: Go shit in your hat!
Master Lumberjames, please allow your most thoughtful wit to grace me with a new title.
DO ME! DO ME!
then give me a title
UT: Of the Uptown Toads
Kagen: Meat Puppet
Ok Spicey McHagis, I'll be needing a post Paddies title.
damn, zippy, i really like your pencil envy title....
griff: post patties, you say?......hmm......'still burping green foam'
zippy: My fore leef is cloven...er
beestie: wants to be sedated
I have to work this weekend, so something a bit cheery like, please?
sorry,...i missed this....
wolf: Consarnit!
Mr. Lumberjim,
I'm actually in the market for a whole new user-name (is that allowed?), but I'll take a new title, if you're up for it.
Currently: I'm HungLikeJesus... on the wall
Thanks for your time.
HLJ
Hung Like Jesus is both a great name and a user title.
Mr. Lumberjim,
I'm actually in the market for a whole new user-name (is that allowed?), but I'll take a new title, if you're up for it.
Currently: I'm HungLikeJesus... on the wall
Thanks for your time.
HLJ
To use an old joke, how about:
I can see your house from here.Mr. Lumberjim,
I'm actually in the market for a whole new user-name (is that allowed?), but I'll take a new title, if you're up for it.
Currently: I'm HungLikeJesus... on the wall
Thanks for your time.
HLJ
it is. but only the Overfrog can affect that kind of change for you. I can make a suggestion for a username, but I agree with syc....i like yours
anyway, here's one:
schfoo -not original, but i have always liked it.
To use an old joke, how about:
I can see your house from here.
it is. but only the Overfrog can affect that kind of change for you. I can make a suggestion for a username, but I agree with syc....i like yours
anyway, here's one: schfoo -not original, but i have always liked it.
Sycamore, Shawnee123 and Lumberjim, thanks for the kind words. I do like the joke that Shawnee123 is referring to.
Lumberjim - is that a suggestion for a user name or title? I'm not familiar with "schfoo."
it was a suggestion for a user name. but, again.....yours is just fine.
title: 2 inches from the ground
LJ can you do me now?
can ya, can ya, can ya?
Pweese?!
LJ can you do me now?
can ya, can ya, can ya?
Pweese?!
i love it when girls say that!
sunsparkz: pining for the fjords
Ive no idea what a Fjords is... but we were in agreement so there it tis.
AND i just noticed that i have over 1000 posts now!! OH MY GOD!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im SO cool around here now, i can get a T-Shirt that says "I'm totally, like, a big deal on the cellar"
A fjord:
from
this
Customer: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Customer: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues
stun easily, major.
Customer: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein'
tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Customer: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why
did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit,
squire? Lovely plumage!
Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home,
and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in
the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Okay, I'm holding down solid food so let's go again.
I too, need your insight.
clobble: has not yet begun to fight
Zipper: running downhill
'Pode: causes the Doppler effect
Warch: Rated T for Teen
can you elect someone to give you one jimbo?
Me too, please, oh Lumbersome Jim!
can you elect someone to give you one jimbo?
g'head and do it.
limey: break like the wind
lumberjim: invented the question mark
eh? im not very good at these
May I have another? I am tired of being the soda jerk, now, though it was fun while it lasted.
case: goes well with jelly
A new name o' bringer of names.
beestie: particular and precise
damn, sorry about the lousy repsonse time again, wolf.....you're sneaky in this thread somehow.
wolf: walks in the shadows
I think I'm due, please, LJ.
have i graduated from Meat Puppet yet?
Griff: sleeps facing west
limey: storming the castle
Lets see what you can give me.
And nothing about M.A.S.H.
I'm going to get something from M.A.S.H. aren't I?
I know that I'm not the official bestower ... but "The Pro from Dover" would be both appropriate and more subtle than most possible M*A*S*H references.
LJ, I'm honored.
Right now I'm corrupting xoBruce's. But when I'm done...
beestie: manky scotch git
jinx: eat it or wear it!
My, my...another week gone by. My title seems to have worn thin. Please, sir, may I have another?
Me next, please and thanks!
Me next, please and thanks!
LabRat, you have one of the best user titles. Why would you want to change that?
[SIZE="2"]Ooo...do me, do me! [/SIZE]
Elspode: currently rubbing his nipples
ducksnuts: has her left breast exposed
labrat: is smelling her fingers
danac: enjoys her own farts
seakdivers: would do anyone for you
zippy: always pulls out in time
Well well well... it has been ages since I have had a new title. I think you can handle it LJ. No pressure.
iggy: has a cream for that
Labrat
is now sorry she asked for a new title...
:p
you were due for a rough one.
I'm ready too LJ.
*hopes he got the rough ones out of his system*
*hopes he got the rough ones out of his system*
NO CHANCE!
glatt: English Bed Wetting Type
*blinks* I can't say as that was quite what I had in mind....but okay, it stays...I asked for it :P
*blinks* I can't say as that was quite what I had in mind....but okay, it stays...I asked for it :P
You don't think it adds a certain something to the election campaign?
Let's see, we've got flatulence taken, finger sniffing, bed wetting...got anything dealing with nose or scab picking for me, LJ?
You don't think it adds a certain something to the election campaign?
I am thinking of adding it to my leaflets when I stand for re-election next year.
Well it's far more honest than "enjoys spending time with her family and playing a round or two of golf for charidee"
sycamore: Looks fabulous in tights!
"enjoys spending time with her family and playing a round or two of golf for charidee"
Well.....I could put "Rolls a mean Camberwell Carrot and never says no to a line"....that would be honest but would make me unelectable.:P
whip some user title on me sugar!
To use an old joke, how about:
I can see your house from here.
Shawnee123, thanks. I finally got around to changing it.
even though I'm new, I can already see that I need a better name than 'Ragamuffin'. Help me, Docter LumberJim (or should it be just Docter Jim?)
Hello Littlenickyer! Welcome to the cellar. Be careful in here, it's booby trapped.
emphasis on the boobie! teeheehee ;)
*grins* yep. That's us. Chock full of tits and ass.
I think I'm going to like it here...
*passes over a joint* siddown, stay for a while.
just as long as you promise not to fart
even though I'm new, I can already see that I need a better name than 'Ragamuffin'. Help me, Docter LumberJim (or should it be just Docter Jim?)
Littlenick: i love lamp
just as long as you promise not to fart
I'm not sure that's a promise I could keep
Do you fart so much that if you stopped you would go into withdrawal? I mean, I know you like your own farts, but self-control is key. :)
Yeah, but it takes years to learn.
hopefully it doesn't take so long for the noxious gases to clear away
*nods* oh it will take a long long time.
at least the internet doesn't send smells...yet.
although if it were a series of tubes, it might!
if you, humiliatingly, did not 'get' the above reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubesYeah. I was aware of the incredible techspeak that is a series of tubes.
NICK. there's a litte 'edit' button on your posts if you want to add to them shortly after you put them up. we tend to start thinking that you'e crazy if you double post a lot. if you quadruple post.......wellll....
the internet as a series of tubes would at least look awesome
like the pneumatic cash thing at the bank drive-thru
man, that would be sweet
Impressed the hell out of me (the techspeak that is)
the internet as a series of tubes would at least look awesome
like the pneumatic cash thing at the bank drive-thru
man, that would be sweet
Imagine how many tubes would have to wrap around the globe!
sorry bout the posting overload
must've missed that button
It's over there under that crate. Difficult to see since the light bulb blew.
ouch - sarcasm
my soul may never recover
it shall limp about like a wounded bird
waiting for the hunter's shot
oh, the sadness
Hey you two, scroll all the way down, look at the lower right corner.
"Gabbly chat"
Check it out!!
;)
dude- I've got that not so fresh feeling.
Griff: hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Griff: hold me closer, Tony Danza.
:p
I'll take one.
You can't do anything to me that hasn't already been done. ;)
Sheldon: Will buttfuck you ...in the butt
Sheldon: Will buttfuck you ...in the butt
Hell, it says THAT on my driver's license!
ive been a doctor for too long now
ive been a doctor for too long now
Kagen: compensating for his ordinary shoes
if those of you who got crappy titles in the last batch want to trade up for song lyric themed ones, step right up. i've had my laughs
jinx: surrounded by some kids at play
that's not a hairball, LJ, its my new user title. Now cough it up.
beestie: You will survive being bested
May the lord (and tailor) have mercy on you LJ, thank you.
Serve me up a fresh one.
Yeah.. I'll go for one too, since you are waiving the usual 1 week rule.
And me, please. I'm going for a name change on Saturday anyway ...
labrat: Never cared for what they know
glatt: With beggars steps, i will follow
dana: I want you.....to want...me
limey: between the sacred silence and sleep
Griff: I ain't no Senator's son
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2]Clobble: Soon turned out had a heart of glass
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limey: between the sacred silence and sleep
Ohhh, awesome song.
Hit me up Lumbersaurus
do do that voodoo that you do so well
ducks: feeling nearly as faded as my jeans
UT: [FONT=Courier, Courier New]I'll know my song well before I start singin'[/FONT]
Thanks. By the way, the 'black' album is on my list of CD's I could be stranded on an island with and never get sick of.
strange that i've never bought a metallica cd. i like so much of their stuff, too. I'm currently learning the intro to that song (Nothing Else Matters...for when your title changes and this no longer makes sense....and for those who don't recognize the line)...i't really pretty, and fun to play.....I have a passable version pretty much down, but I think I'm leaving stuff out. It's written to be played by two people, so simplification is needed. maybe one night if i get drunk enough i'll do a version for youtube.
Thanks LJ :)
A song thats not in my ipod.
strange that i've never bought a metallica cd. i like so much of their stuff, too. I'm currently learning the intro to that song (Nothing Else Matters...for when your title changes and this no longer makes sense....and for those who don't recognize the line)...i't really pretty, and fun to play.....I have a passable version pretty much down, but I think I'm leaving stuff out. It's written to be played by two people, so simplification is needed. maybe one night if i get drunk enough i'll do a version for youtube.
If you have never heard some good Metallica you need to get this:
http://www.amazon.com/S-M-Metallica/dp/B00002Z88D
If you care for eclectic music you will enjoy it. The DVD is awsome.
i have absolutely heard some good metallica. I've just never BOUGHT any.
[youtube]erPnyi90cIc[/youtube]
Awe.
Some.
Thanks!! I'm totally pumped for my morning now :)
Jims new user title should be produce manager.
Roll me another one.
A new user title or the kitten gets it.
My nipples are sore. I need a new title.
elspode: old but still a child
zipy: we passed upon the stair
griff: I ain't no senator's son ( i thought i had posted this)
beestie: I can see paradise by the dashboard lights
edit: i
did give griff that one.....i was just premature....he hadn't asked for one yet
i guess i was just ignoring beestie for some reason.
OK, who's gonna help me put all these kitten parts back together?
:juggle:
Thank you sir, may I have another?
[reaches into the bran tub for another surprise]
iggy: is going to pop
limey: likes lemons
I need a new title, please. A new title, and a gallon of whiskey. And some heroin.
ELSPODE:sparkly rock star mojo
Nice. I think this is my fave so far. Thanks, LJ. I needed a smile.
Thanks LJ. :cool: I guess I should have expected something along those lines... :smack:
[reaches into the bran tub for another surprise]
ahem
DucksNuts: fears no pants
glatt: i will not condemn you
As my final act of contrition, I will ask lumberjim to give me a new user title. Be gentle. :p
Be gentle. :p
OH HELLLLL NO.
shawnee: go fuck yourself, SanDiego
Your penance is an inspiration to us all.
limey, see post #948
:redface: :blush:
I'll take a piping hot serving of organic [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy]New User Name[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]™, please.
hyoi: under the counfounded bridge
jinx: I must break you
beestie: hand me your eyes
jaysus but LJ is a cock.
what the?.....
your new title is........
turd burgular
Well done, L[COLOR=blue]J[/COLOR]. Well done, indeed. [COLOR=black]The Crunge is one of my all time favorites.[/COLOR]
Oh excuse me!
Oh will you excuse me?
I'm just trying to find the bridge...
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Bridge?
(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain't seen the bridge!
(Where's that confounded bridge?)
i could give led zeppelin quotes out for weeks.
Look, LJ--I am NOT going to trade in Crazy Delicious for Turd Burgular! I will trade it for "Jag-U-lar" or something from Misty Mountain Hop, Ramble On, or something from Amy Winehouse. NO Turd Burgular!
and, anyway, i was just trying to get your attention you cock. I'm wallowing in self pity.
Oh Titleist, I stand untitled.
i think the different ways these are requested are as much fun as the bestowing.
no pressure, tho....
anyway:
griff: put up your plow and ho
In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
[youtube]eTMNOlQAi08[/youtube]
[COLOR=Red]i believe i have answered the challenge[/COLOR]
UT: The Impressive Clergyman
I have popped. I need some new hottness
I was told of a title. Legend has it.
It is recorded in the Ancient Texts. But I cannot read the gawd damn Ancient freakin' Texts because nobody has spoken, written or pissed their name in the snow in that language since the earth was a galactoplasmic blast furnace. I knew the day would come when I'd regret not hanging with all those dorks majoring in dead languages.
So, keeper of the Ancient Volumes, what sayeth they that henceforth I shall be known to all men as...
zippy: perforated
beestie: Aramaically challenged
oh mighty LJ, might I have a user title?
certainly.
LadyM: brought to you by the letter W
Back online after a grueling five-day withdrawal! I need to celebrate with a new user title to freshen things up around here.
she's got the universe reclining in her hair
Are these requests still supposed to be witty?
Will you dive me a quote from a ditty?
Or something real shitty?
how 'bout a parody in midi?
glatt:
everybody poops
that satisfies both?
I thought girls don't poop.
Nice girls poop discreetly in the corner.
. . . and of course, it smells like roses.
Pour moi, sil' vous plait?
jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off
jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off
I'll do the right thing and offer my services as a referee.
jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off
omg, I snorted hot chocolate out my nose and it had chunks
the hot choccie, not my nose..it wasnt snot.:o
Oh and hit me up good n hard plz LJ :)
I know this might be suicide, but the Lemming in me can't resist following so many others into the brink...so I'm rarin'to go!
Yeah, me too. I'm sore from a week of reverse cowboy.
<---HEY LOOK! 7,777th post!
yznhymr: confronting my fears
spode: has a natural glow
yznhymr: confronting my fears
HEY! That fits pretty good! How does it look when I turn around?
Thanks LJ!
Well, it kinda makes your butt look big.
Kidding, I kid!
That's clearly one of the fears I am confronting!!! Wow, this could turn into free therapy!
No really I couldn't take another.. well okay if its wafer thin...
jinx: challenges labrat to an ass-off
oookay... so jinx says she'll have my cock off before she ever has an ass-off.
so.....DO OVER!
jinx: dainty little petite flower
hehe you a suck up LJ!!!
I need a new one - the fjords are like, SO over it.
sun: monkeys make me nervous
going to work! and now, i'm here! pah!
So am I. Aren't you lucky?
I was trying to think of some fun and witty way to ask for a new user title, but then I remembered that is why I want you to give me one! I am just not very good at coming up with fun and witty things... so LJ, if you please, I would loooove another title. :blush:
Iggy: lost on jeopardy, baby
Slid one down the bar to me big boy !!!
ooops!
ladyM: candy ass
beestie: code name.....moonpie
zippyt: as real as it gets
I'm bored with lemons ... what now, Big Boy?
limey: squeaky clean and ready for love
[loud booming voice] It is time. [/loud booming voice]
Iggy: think hoot owl
griff: meep meep!
you keep missing the
ones i give you tho.
My apologies. If you had any idea what my life has been like for the past couple of weeks, you'd understand. You'd be pissed...perhaps even envious...but you'd understand.
My apologies. If you had any idea what my life has been like for the past couple of weeks, you'd understand. You'd be pissed...perhaps even envious...but you'd understand.
Could you let us be the judges of that, surely there is photographic evidence...
No pics. What, you think I'm nuts?
I do have some video of the acrobats, jugglers, magicians and firespinners that were in my backyard last night, though.
Did I mention that I've been having way more fun than the law allows?
Okay, I've gone and washed the universe out of my hair. I need something new!
I'm tired of being bent...
wait...
Yeah no, I am :)
clodfobble: has an eye for faces
ducks: camp counselor
It's about that time again. :D
glatt: a tribute to the best user title in the world
glatt: a tribute to the best user title in the world
Excellent. It has "best user title" in it.
IGGY: ( o )( o )
dana: sings frank off key
Since you're in a generous mood, send one my way.
beestie: i chop down trees, i eat my lunch
Damnit, I'll have one
If I may of course...
Sundae: Based on a true story
You know that's a line you just don't hear often enough on forums.
elspode: has lots of sexy sex
limey: is having impure thoughts
zippyt: has never worn pink
sycamore: empty headed food trough wiper
Ducks, just ask April. ;)
Wow...I'm kinda disappointed with this new title. I figured Jim would use a portion of last night's Gabbly chat against me. :)
DanaC: happy shiny person
One for me please!
To show I am an LJ partisan
I think the time has come, even though I really love 'walks in the shadows'.
SG: lumberican
wolf: rises with the mists
well, I kinda like making up my own, but --- maybe if I ask for one pretty please with a cherry that I cannot tie with my mouth on top LJ will forgive me for a recent little . . . discussion we had?
cherry?
of course you dont need forgiveness from me. i'm just some schlub.
cloud: dude, you ate my schnitzel!
would that make me a weiner-eater? :D
spode: helplessly hoping
you guys are being v. cryptic in ur requests of late..its a good thing i'm so god awfully perceptive.
perth: strong silent type
Actually, my "dare I hope" comment was directed at Cloud's musing on being a weiner eater, but I'll take it anyway. Nothing like a good CSN song for a user title.
yeah, i knew that.
....shut up
Sock it to me??
[youtube]1ItU6tkdF2A[/youtube]
ut: sees you when you're sleeping
Been a while. Hit me up LJ!
kinky: tastes like licorice
I just misread cloud's new title as "dude, you ate my schoolgirl!"
Colóquelo en mí chico grande
babel fish says : Colóquelo in great small me
i dont get it
babel fish is incorrentumundo then
ducks: itchin' for a scratch
Colóquelo en mí chico grande
Google says, "Place it in great small me."
Is that close?
Colóquelo en mí chico grande
Put it in big boy.
use a comma when you say that, big boy.
"lay it on me big boy"!!!!
I liked the concept of laying it *in* you better, DN...
LJ - my old user title broke. Is it covered under warranty so I can get a replacement?
if it's merely broken, then it should be repaired. If it has been in the shop more than 3 times for the same problem, however, you may have a lemon law case.
The best thing to do, though would be to trade it in....and ya know, come to think of it, we just traded this late model user title:
Elspode: Gently Used
It only has a few highway miles....The Service Manager's mom only used it to go back and forth to church twice a week.
I don't think mine has changed yet. :D
you need to change yours to .......
granpa
Good one. I may do that. :D
Dude. The whole point of this thread is there is no "may" about it. It's like playing Russian Roulette, it's not fun if you know they're blanks.
Spin the barrel for me, LJ.
I've been watching along time and I can not come up with any thing, so give me your best shot.
limey: partial to the red
Hmm...thats very puzzling when I see that out the corner of my eye LJ.
well....it's funny....i was directing that at your little raised eybrow thinger...and the other guy snuck his request in there right before i posted it.
but then he took it as a title...so.....ok...
'twas a good un for me too.
I had to scroll up to see who the other guy was, then I realised it was the other guy....soooo confusing.
I was a little confused, but I know the point it to use what every the great and almighty LJ says to use. So, there it is. Since that was not for me, let's try again.
ducks: has pines envy
I think I left my brain on vacation. I just now got that. :yelsick:
[trekkie] Helm, make it so! [/trekkie]
the other guy: is dern tootin
glatt: gets enough fluids
zippie: call me, Ben Dover
My user title is starting to smell bad. I need a replacement. Got anything in a shithead?
okay, now I do, please sir?
<taptaptap...> Is this thing on? <taptaptap>
Oooo! Oooo! My turn!!! My turn!!!
ELSPODE: points to his shoes
GRIFF: sniffs the air curiously
CLOUD: avoids making eye contact
IGGY: seems nonplused
Dude...how 'bout you turn this weighty responsibility over to someone else for a month or so?
I love you like the slut you are..but these last ones are fucking lame.
Remember that I love you.
I have one for you 'spode:
Elspode: Loves lumberjim
;)
it is a weighty responsibility. You don't have to do it unless you want to; you can always say "I'm tired of it."
He's having a rough week (after a rough 1/2 a week last week) because his partner is out and its really busy. No time to think...
Dude...how 'bout you turn this weighty responsibility over to someone else for a month or so?
I love you like the slut you are..but these last ones are fucking lame.
Remember that I love you.
they are lame until more people have ones that go along with the theme. then you start to see a pattern, and they become amusing. mildly.
but, yeah....i've stated from the gitgo that other people could step up and suggest titles.
jinx is right...i've worked a scabillion hours already this week, and it's been full steam all day to boot. 13 hrs saturday, 15 hours monday, 14 tues and 14 weds. I relish the 1.5 hour car ride back and forth just for the isolation and escape into my audio book.
Like I said, I love you...and was just yankin' yer chain.
Hows bout a few of us do a week at a time or something?
yes, please.
i'll take one from you to start.
LJ - Take both pills, fark the matrix
Ducks, I will take a new one. Please and thank you. <--Southern gentleman manners.
ToG - Sooooo...ahh...whatcha wearing?
I'll take one, Ducks. Can it have 'manky' in it??
Blue - puttin' da mmmmmm in manky
Tristan - I could be hurtful, I could be purple...
Tristan - I could be hurtful, I could be purple...
purple is good :D
Purple and throbbing is better.
As I don't feel it as necessary to pin my Lumberican colours to my sleeve any more, I'd be grateful if you would furnish me with a new name.
Thankee kindly
Quack one open for me, too, ducks, puh-lease
Bippy - ya twerent s'posed to put the Tristan bit in the front.
Limey - So unimpressed, but so in awe
SG - Putting the Brit, in celebrity!
Oh and ...you can have a new one....
Zip - Going up in the world? or has the world gone down on me?
LJ you too - Here to serve n protect
My pleasure CF....
Thanks for the mammaries.
Merc - I had something a little offensive picked out for you :) but I changed my mind.
pocket full of Durex, body full of Mandrex
Hey merc, ya turd...you dint use yours!! (i'm giving you my scowly dirty look right now!)
Somebody give me one?
Well, ducks, give this a try: sleeps with the goldfishes
Could I have one, please?
Here ya are Wolf: here to make money and get laid
Hey merc, ya turd...you dint use yours!! (i'm giving you my scowly dirty look right now!)
Sorry, thought it was weak.
Merc.....that's the gamble man. If you don't want to gamble don't ask to be dealt in.
That's a couple of user titles wasted on him, isn't it? WTF.
hmf, no more for you Mr Merc.
Besides, the one you gave yourself is pretty cruddy in my opinion....but that could just be sour grapes.
DucksNuts, can you think of one for me that follows the HLJ theme?
Also, I think you should create a few generic titles and see who takes them.
Merc: wimp.
you gotta take what you're given or don't ask. That's why I never ask :D
That said, I'd be happy to dish 'em out for the next 5 days or so if you're ready for a break, ducks... :lol:
Besides, the one you gave yourself is pretty cruddy in my opinion....but that could just be sour grapes.
Nah, not sour grapes. It's crap. As an amusing title. But it could be useful as a warning :lol:
Go for it monster, after your efforts with the loldwellars, I have HUGE expectations ;)
Go for it monster, after your efforts with the loldwellars, I have HUGE expectations ;)
OMG, now I'm in trouble.....
Ok Here goes....
HLJ: HurtsLikeJudaism
:lol:
Now I'll be getting hate mail from the defamation league.
;) Never promised to be nice.....
Hey Ducks, I noticed you didn't update despite the suggestions, so here's yours:
Quacked but not cracked... yet
Hmmm, I thought I changed mine last nite to wolf's suggestion.
I will use that one now and then change to yours Monster :)
make it quick, grasshopper, or we'll think you're a merc... :p
make it quick, grasshopper, or we'll think you're a merc... :p
/merc :D
Now I'll be getting hate mail from the defamation league.
Man. I bet the Anti-Defamation League
really hates those guys... ;)
and then when you've hit him, can you give him a user title ?
glatt: herniating mah hiney one pineapple at a time
:lol:
I was feeling a little under the weather this morning....
Right, then. Excuse me, ma'am - might I acquire one? Unlike some, I shall take what is given and wear it proudly.
Hmf - I see how it is, take one off Monster...but off me...NooOoooOO.
Youre in sooo much trouble mr!
:lol2: Well, I don't know about this. Is the statute of limitations up; do we wait for monster or does Ducks sink her teeth (bill?) into me? I know my name is mud (I should be so lucky) no matter what. I'll take what I've got coming.
UB: Blue eyes, brown nose.
zipster: Oooh Jeffrey!
Splendid! My thanks, monster; I shall make it so immediately.
So fitting for Bertha.
why thank you
(one might need to be British to get zippy's)
((and of course I spelled Geoffrey wrong... but he looks so much more like a Jeffrey with a J...))
[sing] Paint the whole world with a rainbooooooowwww [/sing]
Merc: wimp.
you gotta take what you're given or don't ask. That's why I never ask :D
That said, I'd be happy to dish 'em out for the next 5 days or so if you're ready for a break, ducks... :lol:
Damm. . You bitches are a tough crowd. I thought it was suppose to be a fun thing not a here hang this sign around your neck you are a dick kind of thing. :eek:
You should have seen the scarlett letter they made me wear. ;)
You should have seen the scarlett letter they made me wear. ;)
I'm starting to belive you.:D
Aw, c'mon. It's all just fun. Heck, I'm not complaining about my new look; instead I'm running with the joke so everyone can have a laugh. There's nothing wrong with it if they're laughing with you.
Damm. . You bitches are a tough crowd. I thought it was suppose to be a fun thing not a here hang this sign around your neck you are a dick kind of thing. :eek:
It IS supposed to be fun, but it's not fun if you don't follow the
rules for this thread!
Funnily enough, from Merc, bitches seems like such a compliment :)
...and he adds another thing to the list of stuff he can never have no matter how much he begs for it..... :lol:
I think I scared everybody off with Glatt's though -I was starting a cold 5 days before our road trip to the Grand Canyon and I might've been a little mean there.......
I dunno....I have grown rather fond of the last one I got ...pinkocommie seems somehow so me...*blinks*....okay. I gots to do it...could whoever is acting as user title monitor, please fix me up a new user title?
DanaC: To Absinthe Fiends
Funnily enough, from Merc, bitches seems like such a compliment :)
Completely a compliment. I mean if you are a duck and such. A duck would get it.
Monster is that to absinthe fiends, or absinthe friends?
Monster is that to absinthe fiends, or absinthe friends?
fiends :D
Lay one on me, Monster. Then, I'd like a new user title, please.
Elspode: Rated PG for Polygamy
Monster is that to absinthe fiends, or absinthe friends?
You missed the "To"!
do me baby.
ps, i liked the serve n protect one ducks. good job
If you're here to serve, where's my drink wench?
coming up! that's a sloe comfortable screw up against a wall, right?
now i'll have to protect the men folk from ya, ya lecherous harlot
I think the men folk are pretty safe. Besides, they can probably all run a lot faster than I can.
LJ: I know a secret......
p.s. it's time for me to pass the baton and end my popular reign -are you refreshed enough to resume duty, oh master of the monikers?
Elspode: Rated PG for Polygamy
but...but...I'm only married to one woman. I'm just having sex with the others.
does no one else want to be IT?
well, i'll do one for you zip, meantime....
zippyT: ask me for a new user title!
but...but...I'm only married to one woman. I'm just having sex with the others.
You don't have to live up to your rating, you know -what man does? :lol: :p
Ouch, Monster, you are right. Most remiss of me. It is now rectified.
i had no idea what absinthe was. so i googled it. which, as is so often the case, landed me on a
wiki page about it. now I have more knowledge. mmmmmm....knowledge
It always reminds me of this painting by
Degas. Awesome.
Who's in charge here?
I'm ready to put the pineapples away. My butt's sore.
Hit me, LJ or Zippy, or whoever.
Sometimes, if you want something done, you need to do it yourself.
glatt: has to do it for himself ;)
lol never mind, I'll parlay this into a tag line
i'd like to appoint Undertoad to administer this thread for a bit. seconds?
Speak up, all ye who wish a title from me.
Oh ....yeah...okay...I trust ya....I think.:P
How frightening........ Let's do it! Alright- I'm trusting you with my "good" name.....Ready.
DanaC: Up for anything... oh but not THAT
Cicero: Mea culpa es tu culpa
Up for anything... oh but not THAT :shock:
*grins* k, thanks UT.
Do me too Toad....puleeze :)
LJ: I am the emperor, and I want dumplings *
Jinx: Sniffing the ether
[SIZE=1]*
googleable[/SIZE]
DN: Because 7 8 9, get it? 7 8 9
Griff: Heart full of soul, lungs full of fluid
Zip: That's not my finger
Glatt: Slow dancing with myself
S123: Up the creek, but with a paddle
Cicero: Mea culpa es tu culpa
Hmmm...I can take this 3 ways.
1) I am in the habit of confusing two different languages.
2) I am a fault finder and shifter.
3) or I need to stop projecting and just ask for UT's translation.
Let's go with 3.....UT.....what does that mean?!? Unfortunately I don't understand spanish latin or I'm completely off base.
just use it.
it's a blend of mea culpa ( im sorry) and mi casa tu casa...my house is your house.
dont over analyze it. just use it. thems the rules.
It's a multi-language
malapropism with almost no meaning at all other than to make me look clever. Like this:
Clod: I'll steal your Visa, baby!
Hey- awesome! Thanks for the help- I need to look a lot more clever, and if you think it's going to help............it's my new sig.
;)
No it's not....how in the hell did you do that?!? And that's Hall Monitor...damn it.
wolf: Don't me down your food
Now that you've warmed up, pitch me one!
Thanks!!
LR: All that and a refreshing glass of iced tea
My god - I am so overdue - lay it on me master of the UT
YM065: Never artificially colored or flavored
Spode: *some posts during usage of anabolic steroids
The asterisk is not optional on that one sir.
Most excellent, Sir Toad. 'Roids have made a mockery of honest records. Hank Aaron still rules, as far as I'm concerned.
wow. This thread is about to turn 1 yr old already.
UT, when you're ready to pass the torch, I think you should appoint a successor....and that that should be the way of it henceforth. What say ye?
Is your question-mark key broken? [SIZE="1"]Just curious.[/SIZE]
UT if its still you - can i be christened again please
Sparki: Has body temperature
Sparki: Has body temperature
oh yeah, im hot.
Griff: Writing a Teachers Edition for life
I have re-read the terms and conditions from the first page of the thread and would like to participate in the "new user title"(TM).
I would rather it not be one that makes me go cry like a little girl in the corner but do also understand that the title must be used regardless of what it might be.
Engage sir.
Oh no! I've become a thread killer! :sniff:
Slang: rockin' in the third world
Crap I missed it. This browsing at work and at home stuff is getting to me. G, do you want the job next?
I can do it for today and tomorrow but I'll be away for a week or so after that. cool?
k you got it.
And hit me up as well
otherguy: they call it puppy love, bitch
God would like a new user title. God is officially suspending the spiteful recourse that might normally befall someone that annoys God.
Lemme have it Griff. :thankyou:
LoL HLJ
Go on then....I'm ready for it
God: I asked for a supreme pan pizza!
HLJ: beggin' fer a smiting
DanaC: looking back, moving forward, fading left
ZipT:That's not my gun!
I wasn't actually looking for a new title, but I'll take it. I was just responding to God's post.
I liked my previous title (Hung the Athiest*) because of the double meaning, just like my original name (HungLikeJesus).
[SIZE=1]
*I just noticed that that was spelled wrong.[/SIZE]
I know, but you poked your head up on this thread so you were fair game. :)
geez, might as well hop on the boat, never was much of a loner.
please kind sir, feel free
jester: the red-headed stepchild you wish you had
I know, but you poked your head up on this thread so you were fair game. :)
Ya, and a good one it is. Thanks Griff. (I should have said that in the earlier post.)
God is pleased.
You're a very creative man Griff.
Supreme being, supreme pizza, supreme wasteline. It's all good.
Hmm...
Is there a bell somewhere we should ring for service? A different extension we must dial for the right department?
griff is away at the moment, but i can transfer you to his voicemail if you'd like:
"Hi, this is Griff." I've left a general user title to be used until I get back. Your new user title is:
"your imaginary friend"
Have fun with it. See you when I get back!"
Did I miss the boat?
yes. in fact:
Ducks: Missed the Boat
Is there a queue to stand in for the future opportunity to give out usernames?
to scarfer: v. 1. to run away stealthily. 2. to bugger off.
[youtube]QvRH-8eF6l0[/youtube] '"he buggered off. He scarfered" used at 2:15 into the video.
Can you fix mine please, honey-snuggle-bliss-bum? (thats you 'spode).
I'd pay money to watch LJ scarfer!
Scarfer......to get the fuck outta there.
how much are we talking about here? i do have a video camera, you know
Hmmmm....well....if you were to wear your Incredibles outfit, I'd donate accordingly to the tip jar.
Ohh, n I would need the Fred Flintstone sound effects.
For the right amount, I'd do it in Hip Waders and a Sombrero.
PS: the right amount is $13,650.00 .
[SIZE=1][COLOR=Silver]Tony, If they go for this, I'll call you to discuss my commission! (think 50/50!)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Pffffffft
Sombreros scare me. I assume you always carry a pocket knife in your hip waders?
Wise man, you can never be too careful.
wtf is spode doing?
Ducks Nuts - Digeridoo me
Never heard scarfer before. We say scarper.
oh...well..maybe that's what they said....the sound quality is shite.
Oh, and... hook a brother up, Pat!
ah, yes...
you're right, dana:
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favor!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky. You're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore!
LEFT HEAD: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and
then have tea and biscuits.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD: All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
MIDDLE HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.
LJ - No, I won't say "ni"...piss off!
I'm back home and my title is worn. Spode, how about hooking me up?
one mo time again over here esplode
Jinx: Hates them meeses to pieces
TOG: Lusts after That Girl
Hit me Brother Splode !!!
Zipper: Up the lazy river without a paddle
since that's so close to the one i have now, can I have a new one too?
since that's so close to the one i have now, can I have a new one too?
I didn't even notice yours. I was just thinking about Zip and his river.
Shawnee123 - Not as easy as I might seem
Limey: Jellied elvers are just for show, I like pizza
You butt head. Thanks! ;)
Well, you *aren't* as easy as 123, are you? If you are, I'll be needing your phone number, please. :D
Elspode, lay me, uh, I mean, lay one on me.
Wolf: Glock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Brilliant. I burst out laughing!
I guess it's that time again :) Do me, do me....in a manner of speaking ;P
Clodfobble: Gives sound advice
DanaC: Still thinks the Milennium Dome is a pretty neat idea
Wolf: Glock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Ow, beer just came out of my nose. Ow, ow, ow.
DanaC: Still thinks the Milennium Dome is a pretty neat idea
lol
Wolf: Glock three times on the ceiling if you want me
:notworthy:
Hey Patrick,
I could use a new one.
Well, you *aren't* as easy as 123, are you? If you are, I'll be needing your phone number, please. :D
1-800-CALLMEI'MHORNY
:lol:
Glatt: No hanky panky with a manky wanky
Ooooh these are lookin' so juicy I wannanother!
Mmmmmmmmmmmh Hmmmmmmmmmmmmh! These are lookin' SO juicy I wan'another!
Wow - excited much limey?
Limey: Quinine is overrated...its all about the gin
1-800-CALLMEI'MHORNY
:lol:
Hmmm...you've left your phone number off of the part that I already knew...
Griff: Heir to the Burger Bar fortune
Limey: Quinine is overrated...its all about the gin
Thank'ee sir. I aways say that the slice of lemon in my G&T counts as one of my five portions of fruit/veg a day - that's why I have five G&Ts of a night-time!
May I have another, please?
Iggy: There's bold in these here hills
Wonder if you might grace me with one, O great and powerful spode?
Razz: Chocolate covered cherub
Ooooh....Elspode, you know I've always liked you......
I'd like a new title please, something grounded in reality. Or not, if the cards don't allow.
Reality is overrated and being grounded in it sounds kind of painful
You're absolutely right, girl.
DanaC: Has always liked Elspode
BlueC: More than a mere mixer
lol Elspode....it's funny and true ;)
A wise man once said, "Bring 'em on!"
I have one that somebody should use: angular banjos sound good to me
Flint: Aja
Zip: Knows why the wind cries Mary
Griff: Sees your lovely beans
Glatt: Supercallousedfragilemysticplaguedwithhalitosis
Oh that isn't going to work.
Let's see how it works. Will it fit?
Edit: Well, it breaks. I'll keep this, but if you want to change it, Elspode, I'll take a new one.
Glatt: I've got my handbasket and sun screen. When do we leave?
Pretty please may I have another one? :D
Razz: Going the extra kilometer
That's my last one for this run. Demand has been low for the past few days, and it is time for someone else to take over and rejuvenate the title stream. It has been great fun, and an honor!
Next!
Neat, I got the very last spode original!:biggrinlo
Me me me! I promise no more pineapples.......
i'd like a monstrous one as well.
lj - I thought of suggesting "Your friend..." but decided that would be rude.
Alrighty...this one is getting old and rusty! And it doesn't translate well no matter what language you are speaking in.
A new one please!
:)
Look at me...I'm so brave!
wha?
See your sig line.
Be nice to your enemies. Your friends might turn out to be assholes.
I guess it was a lame attempt at humor.
Tag me one too plz chat whore :)
A new year for me needs a new User Title , Please .
OK here we go...... (well in a minute....)
I'll take one, monster.
Where wolf?
i'd like a monstrous one as well.
Poltergeist Poster
A new one please!
Leviagrathon
Ooooh. I'm game!
Vamp Irony
Tag me one too plz chat whore :)
I'll be Duckzilla to your King Prong
A new year for me needs a new User Title , Please .
monster's Frankenstein
I'm a little slow. It wasn't until I read the others that I realized it wasn't about wolf, the Dwellar.
I like it. Thanks.
I'm due, monster.
Elspode, you're hardly showing in the
picture.
I'm a little slow. It wasn't until I read the others that I realized it wasn't about wolf, the Dwellar.
I like it. Thanks.
isn't it? ;)
I'm due, monster.
Having Rosemary's baby
I'm a little slow. It wasn't until I read the others that I realized it wasn't about wolf, the Dwellar.
I like it. Thanks.
you're welcome, btw. see, no pineapples.... and a theme to boot! :D
Didn't know where else to put this, but Third Person is the best User Name since HungLikeJesus. It's a great schtick! Or would that be "it's great schtick"?
What does Third Person think?
Leviagrathon
According to my calculations........that is Awesome!! Thanks monster!
:)
Oh-painful but true.......:D
According to my calculations........that is Awesome!! Thanks monster!
:)
Oh-painful but true.......:D
:D Now install it this minute!
I like mine :) Ta Monster!
yw. that Cicero is likely to join Merc on the banned list if she doesn't play the game pronto.......
He's banned from THIS thread, coz hes a nancy boy, sookie sookie la la.
it seems to me that she doesnt know HOW to change her title. hers is a standard issue.
He's banned from THIS thread, coz hes a nancy boy, sookie sookie la la.
Very succinctly put! :lol:
Oh yeah thats right !! What a WUSS !!!!!
it seems to me that she doesnt know HOW to change her title. hers is a standard issue.
but it wasn't before....
it changes with your post count
Yebbut it wasn't a standard issue jobbie before was it? anyhoo, there's no harm in asking....I'll PM
If you guys want to insist on using me and Merc in the same sentence I will more than willingly leave myself!!
Wait- maybe this is a sign that I've slipped into an alternate dimension....
;)
I thought it took and it didn't. That checkbox there is deceiveing........
Thanks for the FYI......I was having drama with photoshop.....busy.
Love the new title! Mean but accurate!!! I think this thread and the what do you look like RFN thread are the top 2.
hit me up big boy. it's been nearly a year since i changed mine.
Whoops missed that.... will apply that now, thanks monster
Thank you sir, may I have another?
lookout: Pink Banana Hammock
Slang: has an ulterior motive
Will someone please give me one :p ?
limey: blushing bride
zippyt: festively festooned
Thank you.
You have quite the creative streak in you LJ. Do they recognize that at the office that you work at?
no...they think I'm Amish
New title, please Brother LJ.
Spode: absolutely fabulous!
please, LJ, another. And be nice you cock!
nice? wtf?
brianna: the villiage bicycle
kidding!
brianna: eats ham and jam and spam a lot
Alrighty....gimme gimme!
(I like to change my outfit at least once a week)
cicero: knees bent, advancing
".....they think I'm Amish" would make a good one for you Lj :P
Usertitle away my son.
BTW, I allowed a used car salesman into heaven yesterday. There is hope for you.
Yes, I know that you are the finance guy there and not a used car salesman but I thought that you might find it helpful to know that someone so close to you in rank of life might make it to heaven.
God, it would be an honor to title you. you don't have to bribe me or bait me. so many to pick from though....
God: Doesn't believe there is an rkzenrage
theotherguy: rhymes with a puddin' pie
God: Doesn't believe there is an rkzenrage
Too funny.
I would like one too please.
:sigh: You always give me shitty ones...
cicero: knees bent, advancing
:D
My kness aren't bent I'm just short for god's sakes.. Damn you!
:sigh: You always give me shitty ones...
~~haaarrrr~~
I always read lj's current one as "pushing my cock up my hill"
I'm ready for another, after wearing my Guest Star user title for a while.
Pleases.
I always read lj's current one as "pushing my cock up my hill"
Isn't that what it says?
Sundae: you gonna eat that pickle?
Isn't that what it says?
Oh my..now I just think I need new glasses...thought it said rock...
don't mind me :redface:
maybe..... it changed? hmm?
sayz rock again..goddammit lj
d'oh! i was just fucking withya!
i liked yours better, btw.
for your efforts, a special user title that you can use whenever you want for as long as you want....but no one else can ever have it...it's yours and yours only:
razzmatazz: expired jailbait
HAHAHAHAAHAHA! Thanks LJ that's the best! Using it right nowwwww!
ducks: A Sexual Powderkeg. Got a match?
this week: we have a special on insulting user titles. step right up.
I like mine Lj...ta muchly :)
Okay....I can take it...*winces* do me.
Dare I ask for a new one? Please?
jester: guess what?
chicken butt!
I was going to offer this to someone, but decided to keep it for myself:
thinks 12-step program needs wheelchair ramp
I think Lookout needs: tries to avoid any and all contact with limp pickles
I know, I know...I need to put it to rest, now. Okay, have a good weekend, folks.
This could become a 'push' thread - instead of asking for a title, someone just assigns one to you.
My time is up - will someone do me, please?
Please know I mean this in, no disrespectful way at all. It just won't leave me.
DucksNuts - Lady on the Streets, Freak under the sheets.
This could become a 'push' thread - instead of asking for a title, someone just assigns one to you.
Askin for trouble, there.
Askin for trouble, there.
Say, haven't you been wearing that same title for an awfully long time?
YYYYeah...I kind of like it. Not ready to give it up, yet, though.
griff: will taze your beanbag
I could use a new one too, lj.
glatt: Thinks Abe Lincoln was a big fat liar.
Zippyt: Making Leek Soup
Hmm....I think my usertitle's lost its sheen:) Hit me lj!
dana: *thinks of a new title*
glatt: Thinks Abe Lincoln was a big fat liar.
Well, he was! Walked ten miles to return two pennies, my ass.
I need a new one too. Walruses keep PMing me, wanting ma bucket neck.
tog: no not that other guy, the other one
blue: annoyed by my own username
Another for me too.
Just make sure it's as bad as all the other ones I've had!
cicero: this is my favorite user title so far!
Orrlright, I'm in.
Baptise me, O Farter of Diamond Dust.
zen: has a tick-lish beanbag
zen: has a tick-lish beanbag
Dammit, I
knew it was gonna be about the tick.
Good one though, and rules is rules.
I need a new one, please...nothing about the Dallas Cowboys, though.
I need a new one, please...nothing about the Dallas Cowboys, though.
spode: will not beat off on the scoreboard
Mine's wearing a little thin, LJ .... please gimme another!
limey: is all weak in the knees over you
lay it on me then slim, its gotta be worth a laugh
sikcboy: is not lysdexic!
bluecuracao: just wants to be friends
zippyt: All lumped up
*jumps up and down to attract attention* Ooo! Me too please!:)
dana:
C is for cookie
[youtube]BovQyphS8kA[/youtube]
would you taze my olde title?
this begins a spooky theme for halloween. re-up if you want, those of you that have fresh ones. I should have started this earlier.
actually....i think I'll just let it rip
in no particular order ( again, if i forget you...it just means that i dont really like you all that much or you are forgettable)
griff: a disemboweled voice
Undertoad: Bram Stoker's Undertoad
Elspode: The Invisible Choad
Limey: Slick and Slimey
glatt: The Anti-Blob
jinx: nightmare on Helm street
Clodfobble: Psycho Killer qu'est que c'est
Pie: Unraveled Mummy
Sundae: Poisoned Apple
blue: have body bag, will travel
cicero: walks into dark rooms backwards
the other guy: buried alive
zippy: coveralls, check. hockey mask, check.
dana: *hangs from a noose*
case: the thing under the stairs
wolf: a walking lycanthropomorphism
Razz: candy, then gum....spooky
ok....i need a rest.....meanwhile....if i missed you, speak uppenzie
Gee, well there goes ducksy's theory.
kidding......i said i was resting.....youll be in the next set...promise
Oooooh! Nice one Lj, I love mine. Very gothic:P
Sorry, thought it was weak.
That's a couple of user titles wasted on him, isn't it? WTF.
hmf, no more for you Mr Merc.
Besides, the one you gave yourself is pretty cruddy in my opinion....but that could just be sour grapes.
sorry. rules are rules. you're on your own. If you'd like, issue a formal apology to ducks, and ask her to give you one. Use it! and then we'll let you back into the thread. fair enough?
I love you LJ
You better gimme one now too, since you obviously *missed* me last time
Ahem, Merc, with your new found non arsholeness....are ya gonna kiss my arse a little for not using my bestowed usertitle?
ali: headless whoresman
labrat: mad scientist
beestie: Sir not appearing in this film
ducksnuts: has haunted hooters
I could use a Halloween title.
Ahem, Merc, with your new found non arsholeness....are ya gonna kiss my arse a little for not using my bestowed usertitle?
Could I lick it instead? :p
chocolatl: A treat! ...and maybe a trick, too.
this begins a spooky theme for halloween. re-up if you want, those of you that have fresh ones. I should have started this earlier.
actually....i think I'll just let it rip
in no particular order ( again, if i forget you...it just means that i dont really like you all that much or you are forgettable)
griff: a disemboweled voice
Undertoad: Bram Stoker's Undertoad
Elspode: The Invisible Choad
Limey: Slick and Slimey
glatt: The Anti-Blob
jinx: nightmare on Helm street
Clodfobble: Psycho Killer qu'est que c'est
Pie: Unraveled Mummy
Sundae: Poisoned Apple
blue: have body bag, will travel
cicero: walks into dark rooms backwards
the other guy: buried alive
zippy: coveralls, check. hockey mask, check.
dana: *hangs from a noose*
case: the thing under the stairs
wolf: a walking lycanthropomorphism
Razz: candy, then gum....spooky
ok....i need a rest.....meanwhile....if i missed you, speak uppenzie
HELLOOOOOO?
did some of you not see this, or do ya not need my help anymore? ok, ok ...fine.... just toss me aside like an empty candy wrapper. hmmf.
Could I lick it instead? :p
Lets talk about that AFTER you apologise :whip:
Lets talk about that AFTER you apologise :whip:
Ok, sorry about that, may I have another sting of the whip? A little harder next time please.:eyebrow:
You may regret asking that :)
LJ - do him!! roughly!!
Oooh....I didn't that was an option..
The Mercenary: I do it for the self actualization now, not the money.
sorry....i thought that was funny
Merc: has bolts in his neck
::taps fingers impatiently::
I was just about to ask for a new title when I was suddenly possessed by the spirit of lumberjim, giving me this title:
HungLikeJesus
...baby jesus
It's spooky, funny and insulting all at once.
I agree with Ducks, that ain't quite rough enough. How about...
Merc: It's Alive...It's Aliiive!!!
I agree with Ducks, that ain't quite rough enough. How about...
Merc: It's Alive...It's Aliiive!!!
I like that one! :D
Well, then change it man!
I like that one! :D
It's not referring to your wang....
Isn't everything about his wang? Even illegal immigration...
I used mine, LJ. :D
brown noser;)
shit. just saw this. PM me or something next time.
ok, I've had enough of this stupid one. Give me something more appropriate please.
[Peter Lorre]sssssssssso ssssssssssssssssorry Mr LJ I didnn't ssssssssssee it in time[/Peter Lorre]
s'ok limey....yours rhymes....you could keep it a while.
aliantha: always listens to the voice in her head
Halloweeny is over. I need a new one.
Halloweeny is over. I need a new one.
has big bolts in his willy.
...go, on ,lj, endorse it...! :lol:
TheMercenary: Real Men Drive Trucks
I believe a new one is in order
this begins a spooky theme for halloween. re-up if you want, those of you that have fresh ones. I should have started this earlier.
actually....i think I'll just let it rip
in no particular order ( again, if i forget you...it just means that i dont really like you all that much or you are forgettable)
Sundae: Poisoned Apple
So sorry, I didn't think to come for a new one because I was using my vampire title for Halloween. Gratified to have been included though x
Hey lumberjim, a new one over here?
glatt: look at the wrists on her!
lookout: has the zesty sauce
wanna join red and I for a little menage a title?
Sure.
Oh you were talking to someone else...nevermind....
lol!
wanna join red and I for a little menage a title?
Labrat: Touches stuff with a ten foot pole
Big Red: circumferency
...or 'Sir Cumferency' if you'd prefer
Hey Lj. If you're still in a givin mood.....
dana: shiny happy person
jinx: leads the league in scoring
Time for an overhaul, plz.
elspode: never talks about fight club
That was a good one! Maybe Lj would be so kind as to oblige me with a new one ...please!!
I need a new one for my landmark (celebration)!
cicero: will post my butt for #1000!
jinx: leads the league in scoring
elspode: never talks about fight club
double ewe tee eff, people.
Can I have one? I'll even remember to use it unlike them other persons. :D
razz: will work for....work
case: smoke 'em if ya got 'em!
lumberjim, if you can beat "HungLikeJesus ...baby jesus" I'll take it.
A team effort. I'll take them.
Ducks: is just pretending to be pretentious
Chocolatl: has a turtle head pokin' out
sorry....sometimes the wheel of user titles lands on a rough one...
:smack:
I just HAD to ask for one, didn't I...
Oh well. Rules are rules.
:smack:
I just HAD to ask for one, didn't I...
Oh well. [COLOR="Red"]Rules are rules.[/COLOR]
Hazards of being a baker.
Alright....the 1000 celebration has long been over...'scuse me sir? May I have another?!?
cicero: accepts counterfeit user titles
Well if I wasn't flagged by spyware already, I certainly am now....but it warms me to know you are going down with me!
Bwahahahaaaaaa!
:)
Is someone assigning these? LJ?
Reach into the hat and pick a good one for me please. :)
slang: has an intergalactic wang
Thank you Mr Knoob. :blush:
Time for a knoo one for me, too, please!
limey: particular and precise
You've had more names than I've had user titles.
Can we address this discrepancy please?
You've had more names than I've had user titles.
Can we address this discrepancy please?
there is no spoon
an appropriate one, please, LJ.
I need a new one too, please.
case: A Turd in the Punchbowl
Something with no turds in for me please Your Noobness
*sigh* okay. but I will be back here soon enough.
Okay, I have had enough now. May I please have another title?
I'm ready for a new one too. LJ?
case, it's only been 2 days, sweetie. but.....jinx has intervened on your behalf, so: still has all of her teeth
glatt: leaping all mimbly pimbly from tree to tree
sundae...sorry...missed ya!
sundae girl: can break a cow over her knee
Awesome. Tell Jinx I owe her one. :)
I'm looking for something festive, cheery, uplifting, but not too sweet. Maybe red or green, size M.
Do you have anything like that?
toting the yule log around
I'm feeling festive. Got anything about tinsel or shiny balls?
tooting v toting
I wonder what would freud say?
lookout123 neither sees, hears, nor recognizes anything that proves it.
come on then slim hit me again , kept ur last one 4 ages
Sikc are you a Brit?
In that case I assume you were put away for hunting with dogs...?
Please sir, may I have another? [/TinnyTim]
sikc: infectious waste case
bullitt: did you drop this?
hey sundae [ sorry slim i just hijacked ur thingy, n pun intended]
does that count if ur on ur own land , serious question, i have a partial distaste to prison food,
ps sorry bout that crude post but i was very very , poisinous monkeys! , drunk!
hey slim i know u didnt like my blue postman but i thought u thought ny were u molested was funny, ur new 1 should be " lj - banned in all god fearing countrys, gotta stick to the rules tho and it is funny ill give u dat
Did you guys forget Elspode's?
And I am due for a new title, please.
i did indeed.
elspode: Hark, Harold the Angel sings!
case: asleep on a park bench
zippy: burger meister meisterburger
Since the bath issue has been resolved, I would like a new title, please!
case....having a holly jolly Christmas
I think mine's getting a little stale.
glatt: I smell Toll House Cookies baking!
I have been encouraged and directed to come here with request for a title and thus humbly for such.
snow shovel sledding champion 2005
lol...thanks. I knew I should have never tried to use a Gaelic name for a user name and spell it correctly.
O.K. I'm here to see what you can do with me.
regular.joe
'where ya goin' with that regular.gun in your hand' is too long....so....
regular.joe
I'll have a decaf!
I think i could give you about a million titles.
I was havin a decaf when I caught my woman messin with another man....
I'm not sure what that user title means, but I like being incarnate.
Thanks!
clodfobble? a little help here?
make me shiny new wordy thing please.
Somebody explain to Reg.joe the rules about user titles....
joe.....when i give you a title, you have to go into your control panel and change it yourself.....
the title i gave you was 'I'll have a decaf!' the one that you have right now is an automatically assigned title that changes with your post count. I'm not changing it.....
go to user control panel (link top left of this page)....look on the left for 'update profile' ....enter your custom user title, scroll down and save. voila!
:idea: Man am I slow. I prefer to chalk it up to mild traumatic brain injury.
LJ, you mind if I help you with the user titles this time?
Lookout: Asked Santa for a pony
Jinx: Roasting chestnuts on an open fire
I could really use a new one, case or LJ. I've been lugging around this ol' body bag since Halloween, and I'm getting tired. And it's starting to smell.
you need a fantasy football friendly title through monday, and then a quick replacement.....I'll do the ff one, case, you do the xmas one....
blue: smashmouth! this is MY house!
blue: Christmas: when it's not white it's blue
Ooooh I really would like a new usertitle :) Pretty please?
well? Okay, I will do this one, too...but only because it is December 25th.
DanaC: Done decking the halls
Someone here should have the title "MILF Queen", but who?:rolleyes:
Someone here should have the title "MILF Queen", but who?:rolleyes:
Suits you, sir :lol:
I need a new title. But it really needs to be something *great*.
I'm feeling really average lately. Make me something.
I wanna new one!!! Me! Me!
No no, I's all about me me me.
No no, I's all about me me me.
I forgot! :)
[COLOR="Plum"][SIZE="1"](are you sure it isn't about me? me? me?)[/SIZE][/COLOR]
I've never considered that possibility. I'm not sure I'm ready to...
Hey! where's LJ with the titles? LAYING DOWN ON THE JOB, EH?????
Ok, somebody else give me a new one! :)
LJ, I've tried the decaf thing...it's not working....it's impossible. I keep falling asleep.
Brianna - Like Buddha, but without the belly
sorry......I've been busy....
regluar.joe: eats a lot of fiber
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I want my title!
New year , new title , Please
griff: Funky Honkey
Zippy: means binness
Hmm....mine's a bit Christmassy now....any chance of a refresh? :)
If I may...
Dana: has a certain glow
Griff: on the fence
Hey monsta, please give me one too, while you're at it.
resolution wrecker
that one was for you, blue.
Okie dokie. I promise to live up to it.
I think I am due for a refresh.
monstah? you still at bat?
I have been away from some time now. Maybe a new user title will bring me back in more often.
I'll give it a blast (sorry was at the PTO meeting from hell. was about to open up the cellar, but the battery died -the meeting was thaaaat long.....)
Case: for the prosecution
theotherguy: is driving the Ferrari today
I tried being humble, it didn't work...and it's tough being right all the time. Can ya help me out?
singing the cellar cadence
(too late if you missed the first option ;) )
Do me too Monster, please :)
what do you call it when you "lead" a cadence, anyway?
ducksie: Privates on Parade
(blame beest for that one -I was heading for private benjamin following the soldier theme.......)
We call it calling cadence. Calling the cellar cadence.
I wish that all the ladies...were bars on a shelf....and I were a baker....I'd eat em all myself.
yer left, right, yer left right.....
thanks for that. I googled that and got nothing -but maybe I googled call rather than calling -or perhaps i put 3 Ls in. correction appreciated.
Who's next for a military themed user-title?
(I have a little bit of a vietnam-era military movie obsession....be warned)
(I only learned the word cadence in this context a few weeks ago, though.....)
A good page about "Jody calls". Jody is the bastard with your girl.....
http://www.b2501airborne.com/Cadence.htmThank the beest for me please :)
Cool, thanks joe. I write a poem most weeks to promote the fundraiser I run at the kids' school. I feel me a Scrip jody coming on this week :lol:
jinx: picks fights in traffic
Take 'em if you want 'em....
Ibby: So unimpressed but so in awe
Me probably ??:Such a saint but such a whore
LJ: So self aware, so full of shit
Merc: So indecisive, so adamant
UT: So rock n roll, so corporate suit
?? Suggestion...So damn ugly, so damn cute
Bruce: So well trained, so animal
Bri: So need your love, so fuck you all
Lyrics courtesy of the ever sexy Robbie Williams...song Come Undone
Ducks, if you are handing them out, could I get one over here? I like your list, so far.
My user title is starting to smell, its so old.
yeah...christ....you're like that white trash guy that leaves his xmas lights up until April.
Spode: standing on the brink of stardom and total ruin.
Hmm...mine's not so old, but I'm easily bored....anyone care to help me out?
dana: World Pillow Fight Champion 2007
glatt: Came in 3rd in a 3 legged race
mememe. i mean, i could use an update sir.
lookout: carrying an egg in a spoon
let you give me a new user title
Ok, new usertitle please kthx
I've rather neglected mine and it's lost its shine - 'nuther one here pleez.
ooh!
sorry...
griff: has been given a new user title
Razz: more than just an upside down heart
limey: barking up the right tree
ok...Another please!
I've been wearing this one for awhile and it's starting to smell funny.
ooh!
...
limey: barking up the right tree
Ooooooooooooooooh! I
like that one!
cicero: my eyes are up HERE
Lj doesn't even know what's so funny about that...
:)
sometimes i get lucky.
care to elaborate?
There are lots of little things that make that funny. But I will never even give you a hint as to what those little things are.
:)
Sorry.
Oh, oops!!
Jim,. I don't want just a "new" user title - I want my first one - please make it special one - kthxbye.
wow...heavy, dude.....
oh!
classicman.... pretty heavy, hey dude?
as an optional alternative option. classicman, I offer: Eat Shit and Die :)
Oooh. I like mine :) ta muchly!
My voice is gone.. no more cadence....
regular.joe: regular.schmoe
SO SOON? I really like the one you have....
ok......but i will probably recycle that one.
binky: Tom's your uncle!
kidding...
binky: it behooves me to be hooved
Stardom eludes me. New one, plz?
spode: Larry Flint's Understudy
griff: does this pro bono
monster: haz a PHD in awesome
zippyt: eep opp ork ah ah
do me, lj! (i really mean it--do me)
never mind--got one! (thanks, monster)
ha! 'tis an old Brit phrase :D
Another variant being: As useful as a chocolate fireguard:)
I'll go sloppy seconds after Bri thanks :)
but, do you want a new user title?
i need something new and snazzy too.
ducks: Sophisticated Mamma
lookout: literally, what I said was, "yeah sure." ...sir.
okay I'd like a new one please
I could use a new one as well
binky: stuffs her bra
zippyt: that IS a banana in my pocket!
thanks Lj see ya next week
Can I have a new one LJ? Purdy Puhleeeeze?
Razz: clean up in Isle 3!
Alrighty....I need another please!!!
:)
Cicero: sees no need to explain
lol! True....so true...
People think I owe them explanations..whatever. I'll be the judge of what I waste my time on....Most people don't even want things explained...They just want to argue. If you actually waste your time with people that demand an explanation they will be the least likely to actually listen to it. Time waster!!
I like to explain...really I do...When people don't go deaf as soon as I begin. :)
Please to be giving me the new user title?
Hit me too please.....something appropriate would be nice.
jinx: not just waiting for my turn to talk
ducks: exposed to opportunity
glatt: pensive perambulator
Ooooh.....someone told me there was new usertitles goin around...me can have, please?
dana: has something in her teeth
Ute: Yeah...... I'd hit that.
binky: one letter away from kinky
zippy: I am a Golden God!
oh...there was a good one on chat last night.....fucked if i can remember it.
regular.joe: does not expect a discount
spode: that's 150%, motherfucker
long time no new title - gimme one pleez Mr LJ
i rather enjoy giving limey titles in particular. She's such a good sport about it.
here's a special honorific title that you can keep as your own, and trot out whenever you feel like it. And if anyone else tries to use it, you can call them a cock, and I'll totally back you.
limey: one of the good guys
i rather enjoy giving limey titles in particular. She's such a good sport about it.
here's a special honorific title that you can keep as your own, and trot out whenever you feel like it. And if anyone else tries to use it, you can call them a cock, and I'll totally back you.
limey: one of the good guys
:blush:
...to start using the last 2-3 titles you've already been given? Yeah, you are.
I can't remember how long I've been using this one....not so long....but I'd really, really like a new one....:)
[eta] Binky's was inspired btw.
Okay I'd like another one
binky: courageous in the pants
your pants. i dunno...i make this shit up as i go along. that's a pretty good one, though i think. it might even be good enough to be the first in a series....
who's next?
oh, look....i'm at 11,011 posts......
i just love symmetry. and palindromes. and blow jobs......while i'm making a list.
A new title, please? Thanks.
case: wears mismatched socks
Ok, LJ---gimme your best shot (apologies to Pat Benatar)
Thank you. It is even accurate.
Can I have a usertitle, please
Thank you
Buffalo Bill: it rubs the lotion....
darn - thought Bill gave himself that one
good either way of course, but it's what I expect from the crafty LJ brain
I thought we had another one on our hands
I already regret this, but go ahead ... My choice was "flying upstream" but go ahead ...
Not my place, but I want to say
"Island in the Stream" ;)
classiccock: Cylon in the Cream, that is what I are
dude....i really dont want anyone to know my name is Jim....could you change your last post? thats like, not cool, cuz i am pretty sure im the only Jim in the world and people might track me down if they know my real name is Jim. kthxbai
Thanks, and what is a cylon? Was that supposed to be cyclone?
I read the sign behind as Blood & Meat Market
I thought it was tres cool
Jimmus, Jimmus, Lumber-jimmus
Give me a name please
oh, snap! sorry ...i meant to do this, and got side tracked. as it happens,
one has presented itself, and i came back to bestow this on you, child:
Sundae Girl: Extensive Wang Sampler
Rock & Roll
(stop the fucking traffic!)
bono
Oooh. New names :) Can I please? Pretty please?
I'm over due..
Damm LJ, you got me on ignore or what? :eek:
Memory probs, Merc?
Who are you and where is monster?
Damm LJ, you got me on ignore or what? :eek:
sorry. i forgot that we forgave.
Merc: Has Dreams of Large Women
I remember when teh Merc was a pain in the arris.
I wanted you to go away - seriously.
I'm glad you didn't.
That's all.
(oh, some pics of Savannah PLEASE)
I remember when teh Merc was a pain in the arris.
I wanted you to go away - seriously.
I'm glad you didn't.
That's all.
(oh, some pics of Savannah PLEASE)
Thanks SG
I will try to get something up in the travel section.
Hey LJ, what happens if I am expecting a discount?
Do I get a new user title?
regular joe: inspected by #6
I'm tired of giving 150%. Replacement, please?
Me too...it's getting too warm to wear socks.
Elspode: humping the ankle of the internet ( i hope that fits)
case: afraid of fisting
NONONO not the part in parenthesis. that ruins it
I was wondering if you'd notice. Never leave ambiguity in place with a smartass.
Could I get a new user title please. The lotion is all rubbed off.
Thank you.
buffalo bill: twisting my own fate
binky: in your baby's mouth
GRIFF: bellybutton lint farmer
Please sir, may I have another?
razz: it's not dirt! it's my suntan!
griff! use it or lose it, hammer!
jinx: did you see that shit?!
ducks: will pick you up in a van
case: cheaper by the dozen
Ok this one needs to go to the laundry: Fresh duds please!! :)
cicero: peskier than thou
Crikey! Peskier than LJ. Maybe.
:)
I can't believe you are going to make me walk around wearing that.
You are on report.
Hey man, can I have one too? I didn't realize how old this thing got. It kind of snuck up on me.
I need one. I'm out of ideas.
drax: hey, little girl, want a piece of candy?
kidding!
drax: fucked Meagan
still kidding!
drax: glutton for punishment
I'll take one! Mine is really fricken old. I don't even remember what it is!
Ohhh...that's what it is.
well, you've been awol for so damn long.....get in chat....
blue: cure a saw
drax: hey, little girl, want a piece of candy?
kidding!
drax: fucked Meagan
still kidding!
drax: glutton for punishment
:rolleyes:
Just gotta 'nother idear.
Oh noes, you gotta use it, that's the deal....
Its illegal not to use it Draxxie.
Pony up sonny
if you dont use it, ill post your picture
I had to use this one. Dooo it. You gotta. That's the deal.
drax, you are hereby cut off from usertitle privileges. go and boil your bottom
brianna: has naked bent over the desk fashion sense
My pecker is sore from humping the ankle of the internet. New, please?
elspode: can't hit the high note
griff! use it or lose it, hammer!
oopsie :o
syc: death by tray it shall be!
I luuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvessssssssssssssss me my current title, but perhaps it should have a wee rest?
Gimme another one LJ! [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"](puhleez?)[/COLOR][/SIZE]
the invisible user title:
limey: Join Date: Feb 2004
Well, since there seems to be a big fat, user title, gangbang goin on here.... I could use a little action...
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
[er ... cancel that ... I didn't refresh the page and thought it really was invisible .... just talk amongst yourselves .... "I'll get me coat" :o ]
Well, since there seems to be a big fat, user title, gangbang goin on here.... I could use a little action...
DanaC: late to the orgy
Ha! Story of my life, sugar:)
Hi LumberJim,
I'm Elspode's friend Tree Fae, I would like to have a personalized user title. I hear your good at that.
TF
tree fae: Yeah, like I have shorts on!
Well I kinda walked into that one didn't I lol.
I don't recall asking for a new name, but, I must have. Ok, so bent over naked fashion sense? I think that's some kind of slur on my fiction abilities but what the hell? I don't want to be disowned like DRAX, so I'll go with it.
:)
Go, go, Jimbo!
sorry ...missed this request....
Sundae: 'nother round, guvna?
I don't recall asking for a new name, but, I must have. Ok, so bent over naked fashion sense? I think that's some kind of slur on my fiction abilities but what the hell? I don't want to be disowned like DRAX, so I'll go with it.
:)
you didn't....this came out of that 3 words at a time story. just tickled me
Can I have a notherie please?
Ducks: reverse engineered from aliens
Can I have a new one pretty please?
sure:
razz: you gonna eat that pickle?
im sick of these ordinary shoes.
Okay I'd like a new one please.
Jimbo, I'm not sure how much more #6 can take.
kagen: floats in milk
binky: all hollowed out
joe: surrounded by turkeys
jinx: "get my pants, bitch!"
Well hey....if there's new titles goin around..count me in (please?)
I would like a new user title please.
Hit me dude , summer theme please
dana: cannot self felate
(fellate)
(fellate)
:: puts a tack on your chair when you're not looking::
buffalo bill: pass the mint jelly
zippy: naturally bouyant
something water resistant please
griff: dripping with skin
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim
dana: cannot self felate
(fellate)
Damn, didn't spot that! I'll edit it. I always just copy and paste:P
foot3: has exceeded the minimum amount of effort for one lifetime
foot3: has exceeded the minimum amount of effort for one lifetime
*applauds* lj that's outstanding. I think that's one of your best.
Just realised how worn this one is.
Thank you sir, may I have another.
Sundae Girl: has Pac Man Fever
[youtube]kIhrrk-dmQE[/youtube]
It must be time I had anuthah Suh!
limey: smooth like buttah
griff: going the distance
[youtube]__PU5CVSegg[/youtube]
*Holds out an empty dish* Please sir, may I have some more
dana: intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise
so, I'm tired of hanging with these turkeys, can you help a fella out?
joe: downward facing dude
New outfit please! This one is getting a little musky. Not that it was fitted properly, or clean when I got it.
;)
Please may I have a good one?
I need it.
sundae girl: fabulosity incarnate
Ass.
no frownie..... an exclamation point!
cicero: I never wipe!
Information only an
ass wipe could know.....
:D
joe: downward facing dude
check that joe.
its a yoga position. theres no downward looking dog. facing, facing.
Information only an ass wipe could know.....
:D
just fix your title, hammer
I've been reading everyones title and wondering why they came up with some of them. How totally hilarious!
Mines a little on the gross side right now (sputum spotting ..:greenface ), but Im afraid I'd get worse if I asked for another. So I'll deal. :thepain:
Oh wait ...it changed again!
Oh geez...I actually have two.
Hmmmm.
It changes with almost every post, up to 100 or so.
you can make your own....
hit me big boy , i feel changed !!
zippah: doo dah day
no, that sucks.
zippy: river pig, river pig. does what ever a river pig does.
I think its about time i asked for a user title so: LJ how about a user title?
Lena: lives in the last house on the left
lookout: All in with the nuts
dana: Why am i standing on one foot?
glatt: Wishes he could wear a cape
sundae girl: fabulosity incarnate
Sorry! I never came back to check!
Sorted now and thank you
mercenary: sensitive, gentle, and caring
I've been wondering for a few days now, what the heck is a downward looking dude?
joe: downward facing dude
I've been wondering for a few days now, what the heck is a downward looking dude?
LJ, you there?
check that joe.
its a yoga position. theres no downward looking dog. facing, facing.
Please, sir, may I have another?
zen: we all float down here
zippy: Puts the dive in the water
dana: excellent on this apparatus
I'll take a shitty Olympic themed title please
Is mine not shi**y enough glatt?
And no I don't want a new one. :(
glatt: representing Lesbia in the 100m
regjoe: defending BigWheel goldmedalist
That made me laugh. Thanks.
looky: mounting the pommel horse
sorry about the wait.... i missed your request
ducks: appreciates a hard element in her routine
Yeah, hey, good call, me too please:)
The Olympics are so last week. I need something fresh.
lookie: yellow carded
dana: dognose kisser
glatt: now available in 'cool mint glatt'
Yey! dognose kisser
That's me!
I'm glad to get rid of that "not so fresh" feeling.
regular joe: nothing to see here, folks
zippyt: wagging his vestigial tail
footfootfoot: smells like low tide
jinx: only LOOKS like a mexican
Don't make me regret this - - -
May I please have a new user title?
classic: deeply moved by your beauty
elspode: now with scrubbing bubbles
Rough me up another one, LJ!
limey: fun to roll around with
I think its about time for a new one.
lena: has-a one-a short-a leg-a
blue: ACL, SCHMAY CL, get back in there, sissy!
lookout: SuperGreatHeroType
I need a new one, but I want it to still involve you.
mtp: tells LJ the most awesomest work stories evar.
Can I have a new one? This one is starting to smell funny.
merc: has an outie
razz: pretarded
razz: booty? it's in me treasure chest
glatt: watch me pull a rhinoceros out of my hat!
Thank you sir. I needed that.
I'm ready for the most recent humiliation to wear like a suffocating badge. Go ahead. No hand me downs though, they never fit right.
:)
cicero: bug eyed cock puncher
[youtube]ZYD8yctDFM4[/youtube]
lol! I just got done watching The Onion dvd. lol!
dana: enjoys the smell of beer breath
regjoe: extra medium
I want a new one... but someone's going to have to explain to me how to change the old one over??
Top left-hand corner, click the "User CP" link. Then click the "Edit Profile" link on the left.
treasenuak: fucking unpronouncable
get in chat clobble
New me, dude. I need something outrageous, but not necessarily sexually oriented, as that would be redundant at this point.
New me, dude. I need something outrageous, but not necessarily sexually oriented, as that would be redundant at this point.
dude....sorry about the ridiculously long turn around time. the thing is, user titles have been on back order all weeek. seriously.
intergalactic back order.
anyway:
Elspode: has a little Biff in him
HiT me !!!
My tails getten Tired !!
Zippy: wears tighty whities
OK, I'll give it a shot. Sign me up. :)
Juniper: is eating applesauce
Zippy: wears tighty whities
I think that's one of your finest. Simple, succinct.
I'd go for one, if you've sorted out that supply problem?
dana: will nibble your bum
I'll take one of your highest quality, please.
I'll take the low end. I'm not scared.
lookout: hand wash in warm water, air dry
blue: ask me about Herbalife!
When do I get to give you a new title? This suxors!!!
ok..gimme. Take it easy this time. I'm tired of looking ugly in these title's you are requesting I wear. I am like, so embarrassed....:greenface
go ahead....i like this one, but i could recycle it
yours is: now with 35% more flavor crystals
lumberjim: built this city on rap music.
One of your finest to date. Well done.
Oh look, I forgot to check back for my new user title. :o
thnx for killer user title, Jimmycakes!
the good ones come so easy
Please sir may I have another?
[I hope that doesn't sound like flirting]:blush:
the good ones come so easy
If nobody else wants it, I'll take that one.
nirvana: Ghandi went to Valhalla
Thank you! :cool:
Someday I will figure out what that means... or not!;)
-waves hand- I'm ready for a new one! Pretty please, with naked swimsuit models on top?
I need one, pls, I've been working too hard to make my own up and this one smells like hockey kit.
TREA: can't wait to go sledding
monster: having a holly jolly something or other
I am definitely due for a new one.
I can't remember how long I've had this one....has it started to smell yet?
Dana: British African American
;)
I am definitely due for a new one.
seakdivers: has hot flashes
rub one out for me, jim.....
monster: feels a certain kinda way
I'm bored with living the British African American dream! *smiles* someone wanna hit me?....with a user title that is..
calling someone a Canadian is way over the line, Mr.
Sorry, LJ, can't chat. I'm reading the Tour thread.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
beestie: expects the unexpected
merc: eats through his ass
merc: eats through his ass
Sounds a bit ass backwards.
so, you're going to be a cunt again and not use it?
as you like.....there will be no third chance. You are banished from the land of usertitleage.
Merc, just use it for a week! It's all in good fun.
Actually I like that one even better Jim -
"Banished from the land of usertitleage"
It's been a while Jim, how about a new one for me? Please?
glatt: streaking team captain
Nice. Even though I was never the captain.
I'll take a new one! -blows a kiss- You come up with some good ones, Jim :D
Trea: multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Does that mean I can have it then?
Shake me out a new one LJ, it's time, it's time ...
limey: You're Fooked!
gee thanks LJ!
Please LJ, I need a fix. Can you hook a brother up?
Yznhymr: enjoys 'his own brand'
i'm not feeling so fresh.
lookout: Charlie in the Box
Oh, you watched Rudolph last night too? :)
totally!
we made this:
Oh wow!
You and Jinx are like the best parents evah!
gimme a new one LJ....plz
Something festive, if you please, SantaJim.
I'll be naughty if you ask nicely enough ...
Ducks: Coming down your chimney tonight
wolf: is on both of Santa's Lists
Oh oh! I'm bored with being a reversed Canadian...:)
OK....
Dana: Reversed Cowgirl
*blinks*.....would that make me a cowboy?
Christmas is over ... need some New Year Newness ...
Yah dress me good for new years!! None of that sloppy stuff now, I have to look good. And don't act like it would take a miracle. :)
wolf: mummer groupie -or- mummer hater -or- mummer fluffer depending on your disposition toward them....
cicero: what the hell is a 'langzyne' anyway?
I thought langzyne should be forgot.
I thought langzyne should be forgot.
You're thinking of 'lasagna' ;)
I need some juice for bowl season.
brianna: unexpectedly mild and tasty
griff: roughneck
I'm good for now.
But I'll be back for one.
Funny how that works. The craving slowly creeps up on you from a deep rumbling in your bones to a scalding hot itch right under your skin. You run to this thread, make up something witty or catchy just to give the appearance that you aren't desperate... then.... the bliss of a fresh, new title. Ahhhhhhhh.
Um, I changed my mind.
Ahem. Sir LJ, Bestoweth upon me a user name that will striketh fear unto the hearts of men and set fluttering the hearts of the womenfolk.
beestie: there are some who call me....Tim?
I love mine thankyou! Lj this has to be one of the best Cellar innovations. How long's it been going now? A year and a half? Still gives me a kick:)
First post in Aug. '06 makes it two and a half - Wow how time flies.
I thought langzyne should be forgot.
You're thinking of 'lasagna' ;)
That must be some really suck lasagna.
I'm not sure I've ever asked for one before, but what the heck...hit me lj.
shawnee: has user title amnesia
RAZZ: Hot pot of coffee, it's Razz!
Mother Fluffer, I missed my last one....can I have another please LJ?
ducks: filth flajrn filth
miss this one, and you're out duckie.....especially after your episode with the mercenary. tick tock
It's from a Bill Cosby bit! I can't remember which one.
Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby.
Then Richard Pryor; "Tell Bill I said to have a coke and a smile and stfu".
very good.... it'sactually eddie murphie getting a call from bill.
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your reward for getting it, toad: jello pudding eatin' muhfucka
That was a fine suit of clothes Eddie had.
The New Year is well rung, and I've gotten past that icky bit where you date things "08" by accident and have to come up with creative ways to fake it into an "09" that won't be noticed by the accreditation agency when they review your charts for errors ...
So, LJ, it's time for something new.
It must be time I had anutha ... this one's all frowsty :greenface
wolf: jermoke
limey: mook
zippy: out standing in his field
I need a new one. Something that captures the essence, the enigma that is Shawnee. :lol:
mine has grown mold. I need the new stuff.
shawnee: you're soaking in it
lookout: below456
wolf: jermoke
why isn't wolf jermokA---like in the Arby's shake?
because this thread is the 2nd google hit for the word jermoke, thats why.
Even though I really like having a tasty face, I'd go a new one...if someone fancies sortin me out wi'one:)
dana: how! high are you?
wicked: extra sparkly lucky fresh
LJ, get me a new one please.
mort: rubberneck
glatt: sizzle chest
That's better than sizzle neck and rubberchest.
Me! memememeeee! I am starting to smell rank with this one. I need some new fancy duds.
how do i change mine now?? i dont know ho to make it say that???
At the top of the page, over to the left is "User CP" click on that and go to "Edit Profile" then look for the "Custom User Title" area to change it.
spode: o'er ripe and manky
Lumberjim: Jiminy Stickit
:P
the mothballs need a washing, they're beginning to smell.
I'm not gonna keep this one, in a forum where women are training men to eat cum.
Undertoad: extreme! to the max!
I'm not gonna keep this one, in a forum where women are training men to eat cum.
Where?! Where is this happening?!
I've got this coupon...
Is it expired cuz I need...?
Hye LJ I need a new one now...pretty please with sugar on top!
Dear LJ,
I have this friend. Let's call her Shawnee123. She keeps getting me confused with another Dwellar with a similar handle. I was hoping you could give me a user title that will help her keep us straight.
Anomalously yours,
Beestie
I get people mixed up if their user names even start with the same first letter (like Undertoad and UG, or Shawnee123 and shawneel23).
I confuse you with HunkySexMan! lol
Dear LJ,
I have this friend. Let's call her Shawnee123. She keeps getting me confused with another Dwellar with a similar handle. I was hoping you could give me a user title that will help her keep us straight.
Anomalously yours,
Beestie
Beestie: was here first!
ooh ooh ooh!
So who does a girl have to blow around here to get a really f-ing cool title?
you'll find him in chat right now.....
button on the very bottom right of the window.....scroll right down.....
ooh ooh ooh!
So who does a girl have to blow around here to get a really f-ing cool title?
wood: duck, duck, duck, duck goose!
I'm still waiting quite patiently.......:)
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=522695&postcount=2097
Or maybe I could come up with my own again?
This one still stinks since I've been wearing it since the holidays...
oh so sollie
i dissed you...
cicceh: high maintenance
If you're "The Car Fairy", does that make me... Petrol Pan?
coming into the weekend, I feel the need for something new ...
wolf:
Do these gunz match these heels?
Sorry, move along...couldn't resist.
morethanpretty: weirder than all get out
morethanpretty: weirder than all get out
Hey now, I didn't ask for that. Fine I'll take it, but under protest.
I just want ya'll to know this just has to do with my lack of baking skillz and inventive methods around that.
After years, I think i need a new one :)
kinkyvixen: marching in!
zippy: has an honorary afro
Any chance you cold throw another my way? Pretty Please with cherries on top?
He prolly cold. But the cherries are a tall order for the LJ.
After years, I think i need a new one :)
I think I'd like a new one as well. :blush:
dana: has been assimilated
Iggy: it's a long story
It's time to nuke the mook - can I have another please?
limey: tastes like peaches
beestie: hurtling into the future
i believe its time for a new one please and thank you as well
onyxcougar:
[COLOR=Indigo]Nozzle[/COLOR]
*laughs* I like that.
Soo....any chance of a freshen up Lj?
*laughs* I like that.
Soo....any chance of a freshen up Lj?
sorry for the delay...this took me al day to think of:
danaC: simply atrocious
holy shit. i just noticed that this fucking thread has 2152 replies in 2.5 years prior to this, the 2153rd reply.
simply atrocious? lol ok.
i just realized that i gave Nozzle out twice. I'm stew ped.
oc, if you want another, use: Get in mah Belly!
I thought you did that on purpose...
nope...just had it in the mental queue to be used, and didnt scroll up. 8 days between them.....
i'm getting old. I forgot i had already used it.
Time for another one over here, O Grate One!
limey: Nozzle
kidding.
limey: yer darn tootin'
wolf: this clown tastes funny
razz:
Great Odin's Raven! It's Razz!!
Duty before self, so...title for me please!
[SIZE="1"]I can't wait to see what you concockt.[/SIZE]
Welcome to teh Cellar, Carla.
Duty before self, so...title for me please!
[SIZE=1]I can't wait to see what you concockt.[/SIZE]
carla: eating noodles with a spoon
I feel in need of mirth:)
Duty before self, so...title for me please!
[SIZE=1]I can't wait to see what you concockt.[/SIZE]
Don't you mean "concocked"?
Lumberjim is not a convict yet.
COCK! ;)
dana: plumps when you cook her
you know it'll be funny. or fitting.... there's only one condition. you have to keep it for a week. and no arguing. ok, that's two conditions. oh, one more: if you submit, you MUST adopt the title. actually that kind falls under number two.
two and a half conditions.
not so hard really.
who's first?
[SIZE=1](please be patient. if i don't reply right away, that just means i have more imortant shit to do, or am doing background research on you because i don;t know who the fuck you are or where you came from)[/SIZE]
Do your worst, ya bastard! I am not afraid!
What's up w/the disappearing posts?
Do your worst, ya bastard! I am not afraid!
TGRR: Just this side of Immortal
Let's see... I am unemployed and I suck at making cookies.
Go ahead, toss another brick on the pile.
I think the clown's gone off. Time for something new. And some Oust.
my chest no longer sizzles
glatt: owes it all to SCIENCE!
gimme one you magnificent cock
bri: break like the wind!
I'm tellin' jinx. Oh, Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnxxxxxxxxxxx!
Lumberjim ignored a moderator's humble request for a user title. Oh, and some other guy's too.
It's cocking well time for another I think
"It's cocking well time for another!" is a good title...
RE: Lj
RE: my new user title:
Why does it always have to be farts with you? WHY?
glatt: owes it all to SCIENCE!
Oh, I like that one.
shit....i missed beestie and wolf...sorry..page break issue...
beestie: has a secret
wolf: knows of a cave
dana: jumping through hoops
Please sir, may I have another?
QotR: will most likely kill you in the morning
cool! like a mantis! I'm scary now! Thanks!
it's actually from the princess bride. reg joe will recognize it
guess the cold medicine is blurring ze brain........Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Good night Wesley, sweet dreams....I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
That dread pirate Roberts was the cats pajamas.
dis Fro is getten sorta Nappy ,
Think I can get a New one
zippeh: can i push your stool in?
Ok I been Pushen Stools for a while now .
Can I have another Please
And I have been jumping through hoops for the longest time... *smiles*
Dana: will beat you bloody
I'm not really all that self-reliant
lol
ok.
[eta] I think mostly the blood came from an elbow in the face. Mainly my fighting style involves wild flailing and the hope something connects.
I dunno, jim. Do you think the hobo craze is over? If the hobo craze is over, I'll take another title. I really did like the hobo theme, though.
UT: did not die from it
Shaw: riding that box car called Life
The secret is out. Hence, I am in need.
beestie: my socks are untied
please sir, may I have another?
QoR: everybody Wang Chung tonight
and me too why should I be left out? (PLEEZE)
limey: put the lime in the coconut
yey! I love that song! now it's going through my head. Oh yey. I'd forgotten all about that. I now have to dig out my Kill Bill soundtrack.
Spilled milk on mine, its spoiled now.
There's no point crying about that Moar.
mort: has a strong urge to fly
This itself would have been a good user title:
Spilled milk on mine, its spoiled now.
Oh, Moar, did you spill milk on your Kill Bill soundtrack, or on your user title? I have trouble following along sometimes.
mort: has a strong urge to fly
All day. ALL DAY. I've had that song bouncing around in my head. Thanks. At least it's a good song.
Me too, only it is just around that very line. Now I am going to have to find that track somewhere in my mess of CDs and play it or it will never end.
...but I've got nowhere to fly to....fly to.....fly to.....
[SIZE=1]me?[/SIZE]
Pie!?
is this your first time?
I'll be gentle...
Pie: has some desirable talents
I'm tired of beating people bloody. Any chance I could have something less violent now?
Dana: Will give you a bad rash
I need some hair o' the dog, mate.
Beestie: Is worth his salt
Oww....that ain't nice :P So be it tho...dem's the rules.
reprieve:
dana: will kick your bawls, son
how bout...
"The site danispoetry that you are about to view may contain content only suitable for adults. "
:D
*grins* thanxx Jim:) Granted it's still quite violent....but in a good way :P
@ Meur: have now changed site settings!
Hey LJ, is it about time for a new one?
I need a new one, I think.
only 11 days late here.....
uh....
razz: chupacabraexpialadotious
hey hey LJ
slip me a new one woncha?
limey: gives a mean swirlie
Im ready, please. My butts starting to hurt.
PICO: keeps the ends out for the tie that binds
limey: gives a mean swirlie
I do, too :blush: !
zippy: extra also more or every
Hi LJ! Glad you're back, I think? (I mean I think you're back, not I think I'm glad, cuz that I KNOW.)
Anywho, if you are back, may I? Thanks.
If you're still giving out names, I sure am tired of kicking bawls...
One thing about kicking bawls: It is better to give than to receive.:nadkick:
Queen: I can smell you with my nose!
Dana: is so very English
yey! I really like that one. I think I might just keep it forever and ever (or at least until the next one!)
its time for a new for me please???
And me, LJ, waaaaaaaay overdue!
Oh well, hey. If there's some fresh names going, count me in!
WT: what do you want? a cookie?
limey: fffrrrraaaaap!
dana: has a bullfrog in her pocket
Just what I need LJ, why thankee!
You better believe it!
And she'd not afraid to use it.
dana: is scanning the perimeter
limey: wouldn't have it any other way
glatt: accepts the challenge
jinx: feels the wind rising
zippy: is driving through the night
sundae: ringing all the bells
mort: is picking up cheese
Queen: has been here before
Ute: is mocking your failure
wolf: has change for a twenty
...anyone else?
I accept my fate, LJ, but frankly I'd rather have it any other way than the way it is right now.
wear it with a strong sense of irony?
wear it with a strong sense of irony?
I am. Believe me, I am.
would it make you feel better to give me one?
I'm knot afrayed any more
would it make you feel better to give me one?
[snigger]
That's very kind of you LJ, but I think Jinx would object?
Can I have another one now, please, Mr LJ?
Thats a good one for Jinx - Mrs. LJ.
Ooooh. If there are usertitles on offer I'd go for that!
Thats a good one for Jinx - Mrs. LJ.
What's good about it?
Dana - 0hh, I'd go for that!
Ooooh. If there are usertitles on offer I'd go for that!
you still have
one unused
limey: is counting on you
Sorry Jim - I got carried away.
oh! Oh I had no idea! I missed that entirely! :)
*skips about* and it's a good one too!
(too many !!s in that post? Maybe?)
Sorry Jim - I got carried away.
bollocks....
gimmee one dude
oooh I do love seeing a good bollocks used well, occasionally. make me feel all british again....
It's interchangeable with "Horseshit" in American...at least in that useage
oh yes, I'm aware of that, I just enjoyed the actual bollocks ;)
monster: Enjoyed the Bollocks, nevermind the sex pistols
wolf: chews 3 times on each side
wolf - It is time
Kinda like that one too/also/in addition/as well as
lumberjim - Romo's Homo
aw, man...
i give you respeck...and you punk me out?
nigga pleez
It was because of the what you said about the Birds going for it on 4th and 1 - That was a shitty spot and you know it.
It was because of the what you said about the Birds going for it on 4th and 1 - That was a shitty spot and you know it.
you're drunk. and, anyway, Tony Romo said that shit.
Oh Monnie's is excellent!
ok ,in
morgan ... you may call me Captain
Oh Monnie's is excellent!
you may borrow it, if you would like
That's very kind, but I am busy scanning the perimeter. *grins*
I've heard that's what the young folk call it these days.
How young do you have to be to do that?
Ok Jim....I'm ready for a new one. Maybe something less humiliating to walk around in this time? Give it your best shot!
O.K. Jim, HIT ME! Please.
cicero: !has electric sparkling power!
regular.joe: I'll also have a twist of lemon!
Perhaps a little festive one for me, too LJ? Please?
!Electric sparkling power!? oooh-kaay. Sure I'll take it! :)
I'm tired of green eggs and ham, anything else on the menu? ;)
!Electric sparkling power!? oooh-kaay. Sure I'll take it! :)
The air’s electric, sparking power, loaded, loaded
[youtube]6Hs7zIyFRhg[/youtube]
guess i misheard sparking....as sparkling.
edit....upon further review...the play stands as called.....dude CLEARLY says sparkLing
limey: has the Grinch in a headlock
samIam: could have been a palindrome
zippyt: still under warranty
spode: serve ice cold, add salt to taste
classic: Cannot let a sleeping troll lie
samIam: could have been a palindrome
Pretty cute - I like it. ;)
You just did that to lodge another ridiculous song from the 80's into my head permanently....
Jim don't forget: We built this city on rock and roll!! Haaaa!
LJ, :thumb: perfect for the season and the end of this ba&tard year!
All this chewing, I'm kind of full. Time for something new.
wolf: penalties offset, replay the down
放弃它， LJ。
WISENHEIMER: the crowd goes wild!
Right....I'm ready for a new title. You up for that Jim?
All this chewing, I'm kind of full. Time for something new.
noticed already!
Brianna: Never Happened.
as in pics or.....
Alright Jim: Hit me! I'm ready to change these stinky duds...
cicero: is in 4 down territory
Another one over here, please LJ!
limey: has to mail a package
you know it'll be funny. or fitting.... there's only one condition. you have to keep it for a week. and no arguing. ok, that's two conditions. oh, one more: if you submit, you MUST adopt the title. actually that kind falls under number two.
two and a half conditions.
not so hard really.
who's first?
[SIZE=1](please be patient. if i don't reply right away, that just means i have more imortant shit to do, or am doing background research on you because i don;t know who the fuck you are or where you came from)[/SIZE]
Okay, I'll bite. I'm bored with my unoriginal crap anyway.
OK....I'm ready....do your worst Lj.
Why not get a new user title?
I accept the challenge. How about a new user title?
Madman: You want fries with that?
Dana: tuning in Tokyo
squirrel: likes his meat browned
glatt: waiting like a stalking Butler
*laughs* ok. I have no idea why that's funny, but it is.
Oh and glatt's is genius.
hahahahahaha. ok. hahahaha. Thankyou.
Please sir, may I have another?
Queen: is fleeing the scene
Madman: You want fries with that?
Dana: tuning in Tokyo
squirrel: likes his meat browned
glatt: waiting like a stalking Butler
That's not new, it's second hand.
Well, there is a recession ye know.
That's not new, it's second hand.
did I use that one before?
if I did.....your new one is: has a second hand user title
I don't do capital letters.
its been a while LJ. i need a little freshness in my title
Kagen: The Sheriff of Nothingland
Its time...those ties are starting to get tangled.
Pico: won't get soggy in milk
its been a while LJ. i need a little freshness in my title
yellow card, kagen.
not using the user title you requested. This is strike 1.5.
Alright: I need some new duds...:)
cicero: looking forward to open mic night
I'm coming out of retirement - Hook me up, Jim.
Yeah - I want a new one, too!
Classicman: Tenacious C
Limey: can't stop the gusher
This one has holes in it.
Razz:
straight on till morning
Does jimhelm do user titles? I could do with a new one, please.
lemme give a try
limey: is not your uncle
lemme give a try
limey: is not your uncle
That's a tautology, Jim. 'Cause we all know... "Bob's your uncle".
Are you saying limey has a taut ology?
[YOUTUBE]vEfKEzX9QLE[/YOUTUBE]
Can you freshen this Jim?
Griff: trusting you to pull out in time
Griff: trusting you to pull out in time
You are a very bad man!
i didn't go entirely soft
i didn't go entirely soft
That should be YOUR new usertitle. HAHAHA
Thanks Jim, and I'm proud to say my ology is still taught!
Zippy: has so much more to give
Could definately use a new one over here :)
DanaC: almost spells Canada backwards
Tis the season. Hit me, jim.
OOPS... sorry wolf!
wolf: Has Blunderbuss, will travel
griff: stalwart and unafraid
That's funny, Canada is DanaC spelled backward, sort of.
DanaC: almost spells Canada backwards
knew I saw that somewhere.
This one is too prideful. Please refresh.
I'm takin that one Lookout, thanks.
griff: rhymes with spliff, sniff, and fifth
lookout: hanging off the side of the carousel
I think we should do a throw back week. everyone go back and look up the first usertitle I gave you and re adopt it for this week's game.
oh... brreaaakkk!
I'm too lazy to find mine - If you do, I'll use it.
wow...heavy, dude.....
oh!
classicman.... pretty heavy, hey dude?
I can't remember what mine was, either. I'll go look, but if you find it faster, that would be cool.
Here it is. I learned a new search tool.
rocky mountain high
Thank you.
I like that one. Changin!
I can't think of one. I'll have to be asked to have one bestowed on me.
sky: I'm your Huckleberry
ok, then, Life IS an adventure.
Now I can go hit the books. Thanks
lol
yer clever there jim , Yer no daisy
LOVE Doc Holiday.
wanna be him
Here it is. I learned a new search tool.
Then that should be your new user title. Welcome to the Cellar, Search Tool!;)
LOVE Doc Holiday.
wanna be him
I assume you mean Kilmer, Tombstone:
Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.
I assume you mean Kilmer, Tombstone:
yarly
Starting to get soggy here, Jim. Another one please?
Pico: Has it on good authority
whip some taint on me sugar
footfootfoot:
white devil
I don't believe I ever participated in this thread.
However, there is actually prior art.stevedallas: writes his own user titles
ur title's just fine. move along.
Oh Jim. Give me one. Puh-lease!
classic:
whip-crack! went his whippy tail
Limey:
fun to roll around with
I could use a fresh one Sir
zippy:
all in with the nuts
bonc.
You may need to change your own from "retired" to "recycled."
Me puh-lease! I was thinking a while ago that mine's long overdue for an overhaul :)
Could I have a new one? I'm fairly certain all of mine have come from you and wouldn't wanna break the streak now
Bring it Big boy.
(Now if we could only get Jim to back away from the poker table long enough to respond...)
Limey: Shit, Son!
Razz: Transcontinental, Intergalactic.
Classic: How many pots have you smoken?
Bring it Big boy.
(Now if we could only get Jim to back away from the poker table long enough to respond...)
Black Jack machine at the bar! Up $16 right now!
Der Nutz is getten tired ,
How about a new one dude ??
Zippeh: pretty heavy, hey dude?
Thank you, oh Grate One! And why the return to Lumberjim?
Because Lumberjim is the one who gives out bitchin' user titles?
Can I get a new user title, please?
Can I get a new user title, please?
it places the lotion in the basket
lumberjim: Captain Obvious
clodfobble: fapblock rating SPF15
Oh Jim! Over here please!! Time for a new one!
Spf stands for sploodge protection factor, btw.
Limey: Sasenach
...of course
...
Limey: Sasenach
...of course
Can I spell it rite, please/ (Sassenach)?
This thread.
(amanda was wondering why her user title keeps changing. The explanation is somewhere in this thread, I believe)
Can I have a new user title please Lumberjim?
Sent by thought transference
Sointantly!
Limey : blue. No, yellow!
Oi! Another one over here stat! Or you're on report, LJ!!
Limey: Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
Limey: Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
I don't know, why do you? :D
Sent by thought transference
Limey: Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
I heard you got it at a yard sale.
It was the end of the day and they were like just giving stuff away. And you were so cheap you gobbled it up like it was Hugh Hefner and you were a teenage blonde.
Just what I heard.
glatt:
ding dang dongle dangler
I think Tapatalk killed this thread for me. It doesn't display titles or signatures.
Also, I used to be much funnier than I am today. I reread this thread backwards last night. It was confusing.
Also also I'm pretty sure limey is my best customer, so here's one for her that neither of us will see :
Limey: Shake hands with Beef
I think Tapatalk killed this thread for me. It doesn't display titles or signatures
This,
and can't do widescreen vidz? [chuckle]Why do ya'll use Tapatalk?[/chuckle]
I use my phone. The website view is microscopic. Tapatalk is formatted for the phone.
I use the browser view and use the pinch zoom to enlarge, ahem, embiggen the display.
BigV: The pinch that embiggens
Old eyes big letters
Nearsighted? Me too.
no, just old. if the lighting is good, I can see small, but backlit tiny letters, not so much. I like tapatalk's black screen with white letters
LJ, still funny after all these years.
LJ, still funny after all these years.
like!
Why did that fill me with despair?
I want to clarify. Nothing to do with you, personally. It's just the concept of 'like'. Hopefully you posted that ironically as another example of new tech chipping away at what the cellar once was to us.
I hear you. the other site I frequent uses a version of V-bulletin so it's pretty familiar, but they just did a revamp of the site and one of the changes was a "Like button" which adds a liked by so-and-so line into the posts. It bothers the shit out of me, it's silly, but it does. :(
Sorry. It was more of a reference to the people involved in the conversation and I was happy to see there was a positive exchange between the two of you instead of the typical griping & :stickpoke.
Hey lj/jh do you still bestow these? Mine is a little stale...
Lemme see what I've got lying around the shop.... A bit dusty in here these days. Had to let the maid go.
Here we are...
Razz: eating a bag of dicks
Lemme see what I've got lying around the shop.... A bit dusty in here these days. Had to let the maid go.
Here we are...
Razz: eating a bag of dicks
Hmm, I can see what you mean. That one is obviously SO four years ago. But what can you do? *sigh*
Hmm, I can see what you mean. That one is obviously SO four years ago. But what can you do? *sigh*
It's only for a week. Unless you forget us again, and leave it up there for another 4 years....
C'mon Jim, time for another over here!
Limey : infringing on your decrees
Tattered and torn can you repair?
Limey : infringing on your decrees
[size=1]psst... it's
encroaching on my decrees...[/size]
[SIZE="1"]Alriiiiiight! Let's get small.[/SIZE]
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Infringing or encroaching? Whichizzit? I gotta know. I can't put up A Wrong Thing.
Tattered and torn can you repair?
Stick them with the pointy end
Hit me, LJ...I'm way overdue for your special brand of humiliation and honesty.
I'll take one, por favor
Half the Man I used to be
Half the Man I used to be
Which is a regular line from my wife these days!
One week exactly.
Razz: Vicariously, I live...
One week exactly.
Razz: Vicariously, I live...
Possibly too accurate, but I like it.
[youtube]AKs_-Burkgo[/youtube]
If it's organic, I'm pretty sure the package would be screaming that fact.
Thread is 15 years old. With 4 posts.
Dude111, let me give you a new user title:
Resurrectionist
Not that there's anything wrong with that.:)
I've resurrected a thread or two in my day.
Won't stop me making fun of it, though.:jig:
Hey Jim! Time for a new one, here!
