Redneck Wedding Cake Recipe

Here's a cake to bake for any rednecks planning a wedding.....full directions.
Manly Wedding Cake

That is SOOOO FUNNY !!!!
But it looks GOOD !!!!!
She should have put bacon around the edge .
I would SOOO try this !!!

Maybe small pepperoni sticks for candles.

Well you could always sub some Italan sausage for some of the ground beef , Peperoni slices and chunky manara sauce in between the layers ,

Or Gyro meat , or ?????

Wow,
some friends of mine go to a huge shindig each year called "the meat fest" (yesterday, in fact) this would be an awesome thing ofr that.

And I completely agree about the bacon. Maybe crumbledon top of the frosting sort of like a german chocolate cake, or as a filling between layers.

Wow, just wow.

I'm riffing here, how about one with shaved montreal smoked beef or proscuito on top? Some romano grated on top of that, with some asparagus tips...

Some romano grated on top of that,

Melted like a crem brule with a torch !!

OR ( Carols suggestion )
corned beef , sour crout , some spiced up thousand island dressing , swiss cheese layered with rye bread !!

A ruben cake , she said just 2 layers , but that sounds SMALL to me !!!

I *so* have to submit this to certain truck stops!

I needs to be sitting in a shallow dish of gravy.

rkzenrage wrote:

I needs to be sitting in a shallow dish of gravy.

On a bed of fries!

Peas on top as decoration (like silver balls on sweet cakes)

Broccoli trees! Mashed potato volcanos with gravy lava!

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!!

footfootfoot wrote:

Broccoli trees! Mashed potato volcanos with gravy lava!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Curse you forever - I have now got such fantastic ideas for mashed potato landscaping I am already making a meat cake in my head.

I must not think about making a meat cake
I do not need a meat cake
I have no-one who would want to eat my meat cake
My meat cake project must stay in my head

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MaaAaaa! Meatcake! Fuck!

Could this be the original [Cartman] BEEF CAKE !!!!! [/Cartman]

Martha Stewart had a meat loaf cake on her show last season (simular to this) and she used green peas and thin slices of carrots then used small cookie like cutters. It was focused more to children

rkzenrage wrote:

I needs to be sitting in a shallow dish of gravy.

Trying to imagine Rkzen sitting in gravy... okay, that's it. I'm boggled.:cool:

You know you want it.