Whats your PORN name?? (Completely SFW)

Take your middle name & the first street you lived on that you can remember

Some will come out to be stupid, then again others will have you in tears!!

:rotflol:

Here goes:

[COLOR="Red"]Carlyle Railroad[/COLOR]

you got it wrong!! half the population dont have middle names (myself included), and other have about 10 of them; this is the method that we've always used:

you take the name of the first pet you ever had, and the name of the 1st street you remember living in;

TILLY PERU

oh lala

This is the way I learned it:
Porn name - first pet & Mother's maiden name
(Smokey Doyle)

Spy name - middle name & current street
(Kathryn Queen)

Star Wars name - last medication you took & model of 1st car you owned
(Paroxetine 2CV)

So my spy name would be Robert 78th Terrace? :neutral:

I kind of like my Star Wars name, though...Ibuprofen Biscayne.

hydrocodone chevy panel truck?

Eurax Vectra :D

Star Wars - UltraNatal Legend

Spy Name - Lee Gable

I too learned that your porn name was first pet, street you grew up on. At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet. :) So it's Sparkle Spring Creek.

Blitzen Petrosky:mad:

Francis Fairoaks:neutral:

Effexor Fairlane:rolleyes:

Pussy Brockelmann :eek: <- not kidding

Curtis Buckthorne :cool:

Paroxetine GTI :chill:

the problem here is that if i told you my middle name, i'd have to kill you all. And the prospect of tracking you all down individually would certainly cost me all of my sick days.

but...

banzai meadowview

advil datsun

Taffy Sheldon?

LJ are you free-basing taffy again?

Have you told your sponsor?

Clodfobble wrote:

At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet.

darn, all this time, i've had your bank account numbers......just when i thought i might finally get the key to the pin#! drat. double drat.

Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...

KinkyVixen wrote:

Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...

Stick with KinkyVixen!!! my vote

Nexium 210

NEX 210 really sounds a lot more like my THX-1138 name, but that's George Lucas too, so I guess it counts.

Porn: Rusty Airmount
Spy: Synjyn Palisade
Star Wars: Tetracycline Charger

MsSparkie wrote:

Stick with KinkyVixen!!! my vote

lol I was gonna! I wouldn't give up a name that was handed to me ;)

I don't think I like mine.

Porn: Middle name + 1st street = Anne Davidson
1st pet's name + Street = Jasmine Davidson

Spy: Anne Burrus

Star Wars: Levothyroxine ZX2

The first street I remember was numbered. The second street makes the plausible, though less than porniferous, "Reid Blake." Or, t'otherwise, "J.J. Blake," which is more like it. Too bad I'll need plenty of gym time to become a DILF at fifty.

But -- "Glucophage Volkswagen"??? That's a lot less Star Wars than rejected NATO exercise name.

And "Reid Ebbtide?" Er.

Now the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator yielded me "Boot Knife of Enlightenment" but I think it's a random generator.

Crimson Ghost wrote:

Porn: Rusty Airmount
Spy: Synjyn Palisade
Star Wars: Tetracycline Charger

Rusty Airmount? I'm picturing Tim Conway shuffling onto the set and missing her completely. :lol2:

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

Rusty Airmount? I'm picturing Tim Conway shuffling onto the set and missing her completely. :lol2:

:biglaugha:

I like the mother's maiden name + first pet. I'd be Sophia Liptak.
Hi Toad, Wolf, Lumberjim...
I like to check in every 6 months or so and see what I'm missing. Then I always get pissed off and vow to myself to never come back and I even delete the site from my bookmarks...But here I am checking to see if I'm missing out on any need-to-know info...

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

Rusty Airmount? I'm picturing Tim Conway shuffling onto the set and missing her completely. :lol2:

Great.
I just spit coffee all over the exam table.
I just watched the end of "The Aristocrats" right before I read that.
Thanks, ya rat bastard.:D

My pleasure (taking a deep curtsy).... great, the end of the Aristocrats was the perfect set-up. :thumb:

Okay....
Porn name: Mush Gorton (eww)
Spy name: Eleana Penrose
StarWars name: Hydroxizine 0 (never owned a car:P)

Porn names:
Middle name + first street = Nicole Oak Forest... meh
First Pet + first street = Lady Oak Forest. That one's a little better, I suppose.
First Pet + mother's maiden name = Lady McCumber... by far, the best one yet.

Spy name:
Middle name + current street = Nicole Colorado

Star Wars name:
Last medication + first model car = Zyrtec Paseo. This one made me giggle. Sounds like I would be some stupid little weird creature sitting in the bar.

Middle name + first street = Gene Dirt
First Pet + first street = Muffin Dirt (Ain't Right):(

Spy name:
Middle name + current street = Gene Fifteen

Star Wars name:
Last medication + first model car = Zanaflex LeSabre

Billy Acorn

:D