Inspirational quotes or concepts....got any goodies?

MsSparkie • Jul 3, 2006 10:18 pm
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="4"]It is never too late to be what you might have been.

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rkzenrage • Jul 4, 2006 12:34 am
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
~Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

Mark Twain

MORAL STATISTICIAN. - I don't want any of your statistics. I took your
whole batch and lit my pipe with it. I hate your kind of people. You are
always ciphering out how much a man's health is injured, and how much
his intellect is impaired, and how many pitiful dollars and cents he
wastes in the course of ninety-two years' indulgence in the fatal
practice of smoking; and in the equally fatal practice of drinking
coffee; and in playing billiards occasionally; and in taking a glass of
wine at dinner, etc., etc., etc. And you are always figuring out how
many women have been burned to death because of the dangerous fashion of
wearing expansive hoops, etc., etc., etc. You never see but one side of
the question. You are blind to the fact that most old men in America
smoke and drink coffee, although, according to your theory, they ought
to have died young; and that hearty old Englishmen drink wine and
survive it, and portly old Dutchmen both drink and smoke freely, and yet
grow older and fatter all the time. And you never try to find out how
much solid comfort, relaxation and enjoyment a man derives from smoking
in the course of a lifetime, (and which is worth ten times the money he
would save by letting it alone,) nor the appalling aggregate of
happiness lost in a lifetime by your kind of people from not smoking. Of
course you can save money by denying yourself all these little vicious
enjoyments for fifty years, but then what can you do with it? -what use
can you put it to? Money can't save your infinitesimal soul; all the use
that money can be put to is to purchase comfort and enjoyment in this
life -therefore, as you are an enemy to comfort and enjoyment, where is
the use in accumulating cash? It won't do for you to say that you can
use it to better purpose in furnishing a good table, and in charities,
and in supporting tract societies, because you know yourself that you
people who have no petty vices are never known to give away a cent, and
that you stint yourselves so in the matter of food that you are always
feeble and hungry. And you never dare to laugh in the daytime for fear
some poor wretch, seeing you in a good humor, will try to borrow a
dollar of you; and in church you are always down on your knees when the
contribution box comes around; and you always pay your debts in
greenbacks, and never give the revenue officers a true statement of your
income. Now you know all these things yourself, don't you? Very well,
then, what is the use of your stringing out your miserable lives to a
lean and withered old age? What is the use of your saving money that is
so utterly worthless to you? In a word, why don't you go off somewhere
and die, and not be always trying to seduce people into becoming as
"ornery" and unloveable as you are yourselves, by your ceaseless and
villainous "moral statistics?" Now I don't approve of dissipation, and I
don't indulge in it, either, but I haven't a particle of confidence in a
man who has no redeeming petty vices whatever, and so I don't want to
hear from you any more. I think you are the very same man who read me a
long lecture, last week, about the degrading vice of smoking cigars, and
then came back, in my absence, with your vile, reprehensible fire-proof
gloves on, and carried off my beautiful parlor stove.
cableguy • Jul 4, 2006 1:45 am
As overplayed as it was, it can be pretty powerfull:
Don't worry, be happy!
:D
MsSparkie • Jul 4, 2006 1:47 pm
Today you are You,
that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
- Dr. Seuss


Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

- Frank Outlaw


Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.
- Katherine Mansfield


"Start every day with a smile and get it over with".
- W.C. Fields


Happiness makes up in height
for what it lacks in length.
-Robert Frost


"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
- unknown


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
rkzenrage • Jul 4, 2006 2:45 pm
As flowing waters disappear into the mist
We lose all track of their passage
Every heart is its own Buddha
Ease off; become immortal

Wake up: the world’s a mote of dust
Behold heaven’s round mirror
Turn loose: slip past shape and shadow
Sit side by side with nothing save Tao
- Shih-shu (17th century-early 18th)

The truth is there’s nothing to find.
Life and death are important.
Don’t suffer them in vain.
There’s no advantage in deceiving yourself.
Even if you have mountains of jewels
and as many servants as there are
grains of sand along the Ganges,
you see them when your eyes are open.
But what about when your eyes are shut?
You should realize that everything
you see is like a dream or illusion.
- Bodhidharma (d. 533)

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
Robert A. Heinlein

"Only he who handles his ideas lightly is master of his ideas, and only he who is master of his ideas is not enslaved by them."
- Lin Yutang
MsSparkie • Jul 4, 2006 5:03 pm
Love #3 on your list, and #4 is funny!
BigV • Jul 5, 2006 1:42 am
Riffraff
AlternateGray • Jul 5, 2006 9:55 am
"I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."-
P.J. O'Rourke
MsSparkie • Jul 7, 2006 10:01 pm
Yesterday is ashes;
tomorrow is wood.
Only today does the fire burn brightly.

- Old Eskimo proverb
rkzenrage • Jul 7, 2006 11:27 pm
The Eagle suffers little birds to sing.
Titus Andronicus, A4, s4
Bullitt • Jul 12, 2006 3:34 am
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have more." -Groucho Marx
Torrere • Jul 12, 2006 4:07 am
MsSparkie wrote:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
- unknown


I'm not brutal enough to use that as my answering machine message, but it'd be true.
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 9:30 am
' We are born astride the grave ' . In Waiting for Godot somewhere . I forget if it was Vladimir or Estragon .
Clodfobble • Jul 12, 2006 11:29 am
It was Vladimir, and also Pozzo (I played Estragon.)

POZZO: ...They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.


VLADIMIR: ...Astride of a grave and a difficukt birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the gravedigger puts on the foreceps.
dar512 • Jul 12, 2006 11:45 am
To get where you want to go, you must be willing to leave where you are.
-- J. Conrad Hole

The greatest force on earth is the human soul on fire.
-- Ferdinand Foche
SteveDallas • Jul 12, 2006 12:24 pm
You can't get more inspiring than this.
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 12:33 pm
Belated thanks to Clodfobble .
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 2:04 pm
And tell me please how YOU got over those lines , Clodfobble .

( It's a case of 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' )
Clodfobble • Jul 12, 2006 3:21 pm
I don't understand--do you mean how did I continue to find a reason to live having been faced with Beckett's incisive existentialist summation of life? It's pretty easy, since Beckett is an ass and existentialism is horseshit.

Or do you mean how did I ever memorize my lines in such a tedious script full of non sequitors? I'm an aural learner; I read the play into a tape recorder and listened to it over and over until I knew my lines.
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 3:46 pm
Clodfobble
I find it quite astounding that you confuse existentialism with absurdism . Beckett , like Ionesco , is part of the tradition of the Absurd .
Existentialism is a totally different kettle of fish . You speak of Existentialism as though you had never read Sartre . Existentialism is to do with making sense of the absurd , being engagé . I could go on about Camus too , but I shan't .

You speak of reciting lines without understanding them . Beckett would have loved you , and Sartre would have scorned you . I hope that you now know the difference between absurdism and existentialism .
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 3:57 pm
Clodfobble
I find it quite astounding that you confuse existentialism with absurdism . Beckett , like Ionesco , is part of the tradition of the Absurd .
Existentialism is a totally different kettle of fish . You speak of Existentialism as though you had never read Sartre . Existentialism is to do with making sense of the absurd , being engagé . I could go on about Camus too , but I shan't .

You speak of reciting lines without understanding them . Beckett would have loved you , and Sartre would have scorned you . I hope that you now know the difference between absurdism and existentialism .
rkzenrage • Jul 12, 2006 5:51 pm
Beckett has been claimed by both schools.
I enjoyed doing that play. Did some of his shorts as well.
dar512 • Jul 12, 2006 6:21 pm
rkzenrage wrote:
Did some of his shorts as well.

Washed or pressed? :lol:
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 6:34 pm
Well , I can say that Beckett has totally ruined all enjoyment I have in life , rkzenrage . Beauty and faith have been totally eclipsed . I live because I cannot die . I am a Christian , but it is in another sort of box . Of course I feel passion and love , and I do not want to die , but there is always that starkness behind everything .

I do not take any sort of medication . I am a healthy and pretty woman , the mother of four children . I am married to the father of those children . He loves me , and I love him . We like food and wine and travel ,and we have plenty of love and money .

And yet I wake up every day with the terrrible weight of the human condition .
Buddug • Jul 12, 2006 6:50 pm
Actually , I should not blame old Beckett for that . I would have felt that feeling of starkness without him .
rkzenrage • Jul 12, 2006 6:51 pm
dar512 wrote:
Washed or pressed? :lol:

Doh!:eek:

Beckett or anyone else should not be blamed... I guess, just anyone who opens your eyes is a key... but one chooses to see.
However, I do not see it as darkly as you.
Ibby • Jul 12, 2006 6:56 pm
Ah, but life is suffering, Buddug. Or, more precisely, life has suffering, caused by desires and wants.
rkzenrage • Jul 12, 2006 6:57 pm
But can be relived... there is the Path.
Ibby • Jul 12, 2006 7:09 pm
hey rkzenrage... KNUX!
rkzenrage • Jul 12, 2006 7:12 pm
It has been so long since I have heard that.... I honestly have forgotten.
*chagrin* I used to see it all the time as avatars.
Buddug • Jul 20, 2006 3:06 pm
I like the piece below. It comes from a book by Julian Barnes , entitled 'A History of the World in 10 1/2 days .'

"The materialist argument attacks love , of course; it attacks everything. Love boils down to pheromones, it says . This bounding of the heart, this clarity of vision, this energizing , this moral certainty, this exultation, this civic virtue, this murmured I love you, are all caused by a low-level smell emitted by one partner and subconsciously nosed by the other ....
Do we believe this ?
Well , let's believe it for the moment , because it makes love's triumph the greater.
What is a violin made of ? Bits of wood and bits of sheep intestine. Does its construction demean and banalize the music? On the contrary , it exalts the music further."

I think that this text can also help us to think about other aspects of what it is to be human .
classicman • Aug 2, 2010 4:38 pm
Bump...

This isn't really a quote, but its something that I saw and it made me smile. Plus I got to resurrect an old thread...

I work at a nursing home,

Every day, I see an old man pushing an old woman in a wheelchair with Alzheimer's around the building.

One day, I asked the man how his wife was doing. He laughed at me and said "that woman is not my wife, she is the wife of my best friend, who died years ago."
skysidhe • Aug 6, 2010 10:26 am
“Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”
Robert Gallagher
skysidhe • Aug 6, 2010 10:29 am
You control your future, your destiny. What you think about comes about. By recording your dreams and goals on paper, you set in motion the process of becoming the person you most want to be. Put your future in good hands - your own. - Mark Victor Hansen
skysidhe • Aug 6, 2010 10:31 am
“This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life.”
classicman • Aug 20, 2010 4:04 pm
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
ZenGum • Aug 20, 2010 7:27 pm
It's pretty easy, since Beckett is an ass and existentialism is horseshit.


The brain of Clodfobble is both wise and succinct.
classicman • Aug 25, 2010 11:16 am
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

- Dennis Wholey (1937-)
Gravdigr • Aug 25, 2010 5:26 pm
Getting old sucks, but, it's better than the alternative. ~Gravdigr
Lamplighter • Aug 27, 2010 12:40 pm
Dwellar wisdom:

"Because you could be on camera, you could make someone else's day miserable and karma's a bitch I say."
XAgent
spudcon • Aug 27, 2010 8:34 pm
"Dying ain't much of a livin, boy."- Josie Wales
classicman • Sep 2, 2010 1:36 pm
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
classicman • Sep 2, 2010 1:38 pm
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity."
Lamplighter • Sep 2, 2010 2:59 pm
Friends are gained, can be lost, and sometimes can be found again.
Enemies are made, never go away, and are forever.

I just made that up !
... talking with my daughter about her job.
classicman • Sep 2, 2010 4:20 pm
Awesome - I like it!
lumberjim • Sep 2, 2010 4:34 pm
Joy comes from within, Happiness from without.
leenco12 • Sep 9, 2010 12:11 am
BigV;246596 wrote:
Riffraff


"I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."-
P.J. O'Rourke
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 9, 2010 9:06 am
It seems leenco12 stole that quote from the post after the one he quoted. bu bye.
Lamplighter • Sep 9, 2010 9:14 am
Maybe he's just new here and thought he was commenting on BigV's signature line... which I think is one of the best.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 9, 2010 9:17 am
No. He stole the quote intact from the next post and commented on nothing.
monster • Sep 9, 2010 9:25 am
:lol: An unusually patient spammer then
Lamplighter • Sep 9, 2010 9:34 am
"The season for waking up at 4:30am just to get a spot on the river has begun..."

My G-son
skysidhe • Oct 7, 2010 9:46 am
Lamplighter;681408 wrote:
"The season for waking up at 4:30am just to get a spot on the river has begun..."

My G-son


That's a great quote Lamplighter. :)


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Czarina369cz • Oct 30, 2010 4:36 pm
No one can draw more out of things, books included, than he already knows. A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. anon
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 30, 2010 6:08 pm
Welcome to the Cellar, Czarina. :D

I'm not quite sure what to make of quote. I've leaned much from books, of and about, things I wasn't even aware existed. It's often prompted me to investigate more about the subject. So either I disagree, or I don't understand what he was getting at?
spudcon • Oct 30, 2010 7:31 pm
Everything is a decision.-Spudcon
footfootfoot • Oct 30, 2010 7:38 pm
xoxoxoBruce;691632 wrote:
Welcome to the Cellar, Czarina. :D

I'm not quite sure what to make of quote. I've leaned much from books, of and about, things I wasn't even aware existed. It's often prompted me to investigate more about the subject. So either I disagree, or I don't understand what he was getting at?


It sounds like an overwrought way to say we only hear what we want to hear or are able to understand.

Or "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." something like that.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 30, 2010 7:46 pm
That's what I thought at first, but to extend it to books is really a stretch. :confused:
Czarina369cz • Oct 31, 2010 2:43 pm
xoxoxoBruce;691632 wrote:
Welcome to the Cellar, Czarina. :D

I'm not quite sure what to make of quote. I've leaned much from books, of and about, things I wasn't even aware existed. It's often prompted me to investigate more about the subject. So either I disagree, or I don't understand what he was getting at?



Basically what I am getting at is that when people have first ahnd experience with something, hands on, so to speak, they have a greater foundation from which to speak. For example, if you have never smoked pot, you really can't say what it is about. People often times go through life living through the experiences of other people, and taking that second hand experience as truth. If I have never known anyone who was schizophrenic, I can read all day long about the disorder, but now that I know someone who is schizophrenic, that information falls into place perfectly. Before, I had nothing to put with the information I had read.

:)
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 31, 2010 11:31 pm
Sure, having some experience helps evaluate, and perhaps better understand, what you read., But I don't think lack of experience precludes learning something from books, otherwise we wouldn't use them to teach.
footfootfoot • Nov 1, 2010 10:48 am
The map is not the territory, however without a map it will take a long ass time to familiarize yourself with the territory.
Czarina369cz • Nov 2, 2010 12:26 am
xoxoxoBruce;691822 wrote:
Sure, having some experience helps evaluate, and perhaps better understand, what you read., But I don't think lack of experience precludes learning something from books, otherwise we wouldn't use them to teach.


I can live with that.:)
classicman • Nov 11, 2010 4:47 pm
The Master gives himself up
to whatever the moment brings.
He knows that he is going to die,
and he has nothing left to hold on to:
no illusions in his mind,
...no resistances in his body.
He doesn't think about his actions;
they flow from the core of his being.
He holds nothing back from life;
therefore he is ready for death,
as a man is ready for sleep
after a good day's work.
-Tao te Ching
footfootfoot • Nov 11, 2010 10:00 pm
When the weather's hot and sticky
That's no time for dunkin' dicky.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for dicky dunkin'
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2010 3:34 am
Wow, that's deep.


I some cases.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2010 8:02 am
There is no escape. You can’t be a vagabond and an artist and still be a solid citizen, a wholesome, upstanding man. You want to get drunk, so you have to accept the hangover. You say yes to the sunlight and pure fantasies, so you have to say yes to the filth and the nausea. Everything is within you, gold and mud, happiness and pain, the laughter of childhood and the apprehension of death. Say yes to everything, shirk nothing. Don’t try to lie to yourself. You are not a solid citizen. You are not a Greek. You are not harmonious, or the master of yourself. You are a bird in the storm. Let it storm! Let it drive you! How much have you lied! A thousand times, even in your poems and books, you have played the harmonious man, the wise man, the happy, the enlightened man. In the same way, men attacking in war have played heroes, while their bowels twitched. My God, what a poor ape, what a fencer in the mirror man is- particularly the artist- particularly myself!

— Hermann Hesse
skysidhe • Nov 12, 2010 11:04 am
[FONT=arial][COLOR=#800050]OPPORTUNITY is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
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Lamplighter • Nov 15, 2010 11:20 pm
[YOUTUBE]MIaORknS1Dk[/YOUTUBE]

A comment from one viewer of this Monty Python skit:

You know what this scene taught me as a kid;
never give a permitable reason for violence or the violent will exploit that societal permission.
I would like to call this the "low fat pringles" scenario;
you feel guilty eating something fattening, but then you find a version of it with 1/3 the fat,
so you eat 5 times more of it some twisted indulgent logic.

Give people a permissible instance for antisocial behavior and there will be mobs of fools who just wanted a reason to do it
skysidhe • Nov 17, 2010 12:05 am
I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde
footfootfoot • Nov 17, 2010 9:51 am
Well, if we're going to trot out Wilde...

Lady Bracknell: To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
fo0hzy • Nov 24, 2010 6:39 pm
footfootfoot;694676 wrote:
Well, if we're going to trot out Wilde...


A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
classicman • Jan 3, 2011 8:31 pm
"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed,
lest Rome fall."
Marcus Tullius Cicero 55 B.C.
ZenGum • Jan 5, 2011 7:37 am
John Sattler, as captain of his rugby league team, 13 minutes into the grand final, having just received a punch that broke his jaw in two places:

Help me stand up so they don't know I'm hurt


He played the rest of the game, refused treatment at half time, threatened violence at any of his team mates who tried to cut him out of the play, led his team to victory ... and then made the after-match speech:

Whu, ue puae eeuh ooh, uh, uoo ree-ih oo ee o-ho-hi-hon, ehh aeve ih eeai ehhs ooht...
casimendocina • Jan 5, 2011 10:00 pm
"Whatever you do, marry a woman, become a priest, you stay because it's a choice that you keep on making." (Milos Forman's character in Keeping the Faith).
casimendocina • Feb 9, 2011 6:06 am
In reference to Phil Collins:

"His music was always a middle-aged Thatcherite moan. Even in its most joyous moments it was a self-inflicted wound."

Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2011/feb/06/marxist-visual-art-phil-collins
toranokaze • Feb 9, 2011 7:55 am
Sometimes I wonder if what we are doing is right.
Don't worry the world will probably end by then.
safira218 • Feb 25, 2011 6:08 am
Torrere;248563 wrote:
I'm not brutal enough to use that as my answering machine message, but it'd be true.


We are born astride the grave ' . In Waiting for Godot somewhere . I forget if it was Vladimir or Estragon .
Clodfobble • Feb 26, 2011 12:16 am
It was Vladimir. "Astride of a grave, and a difficult birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts on the forceps."

(I played Estragon.)
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2011 4:18 am
Clodfobble;713387 wrote:
..."Astride of a grave, and a difficult birth. Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts [COLOR="YellowGreen"]a roach[/COLOR] on the forceps."...


FIFY.

Moving on:
"All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required." ~Dave Barry
JBKlyde • Dec 19, 2011 3:03 pm
teach a child to love and he will love to obey - Tim Boone
classicman • Dec 19, 2011 4:59 pm
Thats the second time you've quoted that. Its a truly frightening quote.
Inspirational? :headshake
JBKlyde • Dec 19, 2011 7:19 pm
I don't believe sex you mind as well just chop of my penis and shove it in my ear.
jimhelm • Dec 19, 2011 7:27 pm
Are you saying that you don't believe in sex, and we might as well chop off your penis and shove it in your ear?
Clodfobble • Dec 19, 2011 8:19 pm
Schizophrenic men often have no sex drive:

Whereas men with schizophrenia frequently lose their sexual drive early in the course of illness and are not likely to be sexually active if their illness is severe, this is generally not true for women. They continue to be interested in relationships and to engage in sexual intercourse.
jimhelm • Dec 19, 2011 8:51 pm
you're gonna hafta cut and paste that article. it wants a log in.
Clodfobble • Dec 19, 2011 11:50 pm
Interesting, that's one of those cases where getting the link from a Google search result will get you the content without a login. Anyway, it was just an abstract, all it said was:

Whereas men with schizophrenia frequently lose their sexual drive early in the course of illness and are not likely to be sexually active if their illness is severe, this is generally not true for women. They continue to be interested in relationships and to engage in sexual intercourse. Because women with chronic psychosis are seldom employed or well off, their financial need may also lead to the exchange of sex for money. The relative passivity and isolation that accompany schizophrenia are fertile ground for sexual victimization. For these reasons, women with schizophrenia are at special risk not only for unwanted pregnancy but also for sexually transmitted disease. Counseling around these issues is essential.


If you want the whole thing you've gotta get a login to some place that gives access to medical journals: Seeman MV. Women and Schizophrenia. MedGenMed 2(2), 2000.
JBKlyde • Dec 20, 2011 12:23 am
Are you saying that you don't believe in sex, and we might as well chop off your penis and shove it in your ear


yes that's what I meant..

and it's not that I don't have a sex drive, it's that's I don't believe in it.. it's not that I've never had sex and it's not that I'll never have sex again.. It's just that never been with a woman who makes me want to make lover to her. I don't even know How to have sex.. I just point the pointer tor ward the hole and move it around the best way I know how.. honestly I'd rather masturbate..
classicman • Dec 20, 2011 12:25 am
lol - she said Seeman
monster • Dec 20, 2011 7:43 pm
JBKlyde;781552 wrote:
yes that's what I meant..

and it's not that I don't have a sex drive, it's that's I don't believe in it.. it's not that I've never had sex and it's not that I'll never have sex again..


um......

It's just that never been with a woman who makes me want to make lover to her. I don't even know How to have sex.. I just point the pointer tor ward the hole and move it around the best way I know how.. honestly I'd rather masturbate..


^^^that there is pretty much EXACTLY the definition of no sex drive. Wanking is not sex.
monster • Dec 20, 2011 7:47 pm
JBKlyde;781394 wrote:
teach a child to love and he will love to obey - Tim Boone


The biggest google hit for Tim Boone is a Urologist. Thank goodness you have no sex drive because you are NOT parent material. You are scary material. You also have no sense of logic which is, I guess, why you ask so many stupid questions. Get the fuck back on your medication and stay away from kids.
JBKlyde • Dec 21, 2011 2:42 pm
The biggest google hit for Tim Boone is a Urologist. Thank goodness you have no sex drive because you are NOT parent material. You are scary material. You also have no sense of logic which is, I guess, why you ask so many stupid questions. Get the fuck back on your medication and stay away from kids.


He was a navy seal during veitnam.. and you notice how your hateing.. you have no idea of love or obediance,, read the bible you idiot, that's where love and obediance come from..
Lamplighter • Dec 21, 2011 4:13 pm
Good on you, JB
sexobon • Dec 21, 2011 4:54 pm
JBKlyde;781948 wrote:
... read the bible you idiot, ...

Oh no! You called another Cellar dwellar a bad name! You called our eeny meeny miney monster an idiot! LUMP OF COAL FOR YOU this Christmas Mr. Jethro Bodine Klyde.

Don't let Lamplighter encourage you, he got his name by carrying Satan's fire to fan flame wars between dwellars. When you used a bad word you invited him in. Denounce him and repent!
Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2011 4:57 pm
Throw salt over your shoulder...you'll be fine.
Lamplighter • Dec 21, 2011 6:12 pm
:D
Griff • Dec 21, 2011 6:27 pm
JBKlyde;781394 wrote:
teach a child to love and he will love to obey - Tim Boone


JBKlyde;781948 wrote:
... you have no idea of love or obediance,, read the bible you idiot, that's where love and obediance come from..


An honest reading of the first quote reveals some truth. If you love your children, they will trust you. If you are worthy of a child's trust his/her default position will usually be to obey.

Love and obedience pre-date the bible which has often been used to force obedience with little love.
JBKlyde • Dec 21, 2011 6:50 pm
Love and obedience pre-date the bible which has often been used to force obedience with little love.


I'm a christian, so the bible is the ultimate authority, Christ made the ultimate sacrifice and that's the love I see, I may not be completely educated in that love but I'm educated enough to obey the 10 commandments which can be summed up with the one quote "do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
monster • Dec 21, 2011 10:20 pm
I have read the bible, I am not an idiot. Blunt, unforgiving and intolerant of twerps like you, yes. I'm interested to see the logical progression to your conclusion that I have no idea of love or obediance. Oh wait.....

...oh and, is obediance a good trait in a human? I'mm'a suggest that without such a wilingness to obey without question, there would be fewer malevolent dictatorships, child molestors, and general abuses of human rights...?
JBKlyde • Dec 21, 2011 10:39 pm
whatever, I don't need your approval to speak my mind.. your just proving my point when you talk about being unforgiving and intolerant, lets see "twerp" that sounds like 7th grade language.. grow up dude there are better things to do that fight over words on the internet.. how old are you maybe you'd per fer a spanking, over education to love..
Flint • Dec 22, 2011 3:09 am
JBKlyde;782086 wrote:
whatever, I don't need your approval to speak my mind..
Nope, but you should expect that the critical-thinking adults in this community will question your words and expect you to be capable of backing up glib proclamations with solid reasoning. You don't get a free "say crazy shit but nobody can disagree with me" card--here, or anywhere else. The internet, and this community, is not a street corner for your lunatic ravings. You will be required to defend your positions, or face the ridicule deserved by a sloppy thinker. Do you feel the collective pressure of these expectations?

This isn't the result of you being the lone right-thinker in a crowd of dolts.
bard3579 • Dec 22, 2011 3:46 am
Wait, wasn't this thread about quotes?

"you haven't had enough coffee until you are able to thread a moving sewing machine needle". Jeff BezoS
Gravdigr • Dec 22, 2011 4:36 am
JBKlyde;782086 wrote:
...maybe you'd per fer a spanking...


Don't tease her.

Or us.

:spank:
ZenGum • Dec 22, 2011 7:11 am
Crikey, there's an image ... :lol:
monster • Dec 30, 2011 1:43 am
monster;782083 wrote:
I have read the bible, I am not an idiot. Blunt, unforgiving and intolerant of twerps like you, yes. I'm interested to see the logical progression to your conclusion that I have no idea of love or obediance. Oh wait.....

...oh and, is obediance a good trait in a human? I'mm'a suggest that without such a wilingness to obey without question, there would be fewer malevolent dictatorships, child molestors, and general abuses of human rights...?


JBKlyde;782086 wrote:
whatever, I don't need your approval to speak my mind.. your just proving my point when you talk about being unforgiving and intolerant, lets see "twerp" that sounds like 7th grade language.. grow up dude there are better things to do that fight over words on the internet.. how old are you maybe you'd per fer a spanking, over education to love..



sweetheart...

um.....

of course you don't need my approval.... but -if you wish to be taken seriously- you do need to back up your claims about me, and that you have failed to do. So far. You may be right, but if I were the gambling type, I'd place my bets on not.......

;)
monster • Dec 30, 2011 1:46 am
ZenGum;782127 wrote:
Crikey

:lol:

Takes be back to my childhood.....
Griff • Dec 30, 2011 1:23 pm
Flint;782106 wrote:
...a street corner for your lunatic ravings.


reminds me of this:
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Gravdigr • Jan 14, 2012 8:35 am
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory or defeat.


~Theodore Roosevelt/April 1899
classicman • Jan 14, 2012 12:51 pm
Excellent!
classicman • Feb 21, 2012 11:08 pm
Never again must America allow an arrogant, elite guard of political adolescents
to by-pass the regular party organization and dictate the terms of a national election.

>>[COLOR="White"]Gerald Ford March 31, 1974 [/COLOR]<<
Lamplighter • Feb 21, 2012 11:41 pm
classicman;796970 wrote:
>Never again must America allow an arrogant, downward mobile generation of xenophobic fundamentalists
to by-pass the regular party organization and dictate the terms of a national election.<


>[COLOR="White"]John Andrew Boehner, Nov 7, 2012[/COLOR]<


Well what did you all expect --- an irresistible temptation.
classicman • Mar 27, 2012 1:27 pm
&#8220;It is difficult to get a man to understand something
when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.&#8221;
Upton Sinclair
classicman • Apr 8, 2012 8:43 pm
"Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella, waiting for it to rain"
-Wiz Khalifa