6/30/2006: Snail reach

xoB sent along this set, which must be consumed as a set. It's otherwise undocumented. Happy Friday.

Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.

"Whew! I need a cigarette after that. "

[FONT=courier][Pats left pocket.] [Pats right pocket.][/FONT]

"Now where did I leave my cigs..."

[FONT=courier][Looks back over shoulder][/FONT]

"Awwwww... gawd-damnit!"

Happy Monkey wrote:

Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.

Yeah, but the paint is always greener on the other side.

why did the snail cross the gap?

(insert own punchline here)

I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells

When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.

This should serve as an inspiration to him.

TropicFever wrote:

I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells

too late!

If I had snail races, I would paint an "S" on one of the shells, and then I would say, hey, look at that S-car-go.

(joke first learned in 6th grade; been waiting to use it)

Now, how long did that take? THAT is the question.

Emrikol wrote:

too late!

Snail races might be fun, but the slug maze is much more exciting!

Let this be a reminder to all athletes that it is important to s-t-r-e-t-c-h before exercise.

CharlieG wrote:

why did the snail cross the gap?

(insert own punchline here)

To get to the other ply(wood)

Da dum dum

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Snails.


Fookin' Gross.

He might have been able to jump it it he wasn't carrying his house.[SIZE="1"]and had legs[/SIZE]:rolleyes:

Mmmmmyummysnails...lotsa garlic...swaddled in butter...

Well, somebody had to say it!

Presumably Mr. Snail didn't stay on slat 2 forever. I wonder how many times he had to make that "leap"? And did he make it every time?

wolf wrote:

When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.

Whew. Edgy guy, that.

I assume he'll be raising snails destined for human consumption? Or are we talkin' pets, here?

bluecuracao wrote:

Mmmmmyummysnails...lotsa garlic...swaddled in butter...

I don't think there's enough butter and garlic in the world to get me to eat a snail. Yes, I know, I eat other mollusks, but I draw the line at anything that isn't a bivalve. Sue me.

Elspode wrote:

Whew. Edgy guy, that.

I assume he'll be raising snails destined for human consumption? Or are we talkin' pets, here?

Human consumption, more or less. The French are mad for them.

He's going to retire to his home country, spend the morning attending to the health of the snails, and his afternoons and evenings drinking palm wine and smoking weed.

if that's the kind of snail i think it is it can't be eaten. they are all over ca... french brought them over to eat but brought the wrong ones. thus my grudge against the french.

First posted here:
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For an added bonus, look at the third post down. :D

What was first posted there?
The third post down is a miniature horse. :confused:

Sorry, my post was outdated in about 20 mins. They posted the cat v bear pic that UT covered first.

Ah yes, 5th post down.:thumb:

and the winner is.....

glatt wrote:

Yeah, but the paint is always greener on the other side.

Actually the one he was on had more paint...

Why didn't Mister Snail just crawl onto the board underneath him and back up? I mean, if he had fallen it's not like he had far to go. ;)

Pancake Man wrote:

First posted here:
http://cuteoverload.com/


For an added bonus, look at the third post down. :D

Who wants to register foodoverload.com? OMG ponies...in butter....

I thought that was food overlord. As in evil overlord, or a zeppelinesque
"we are your foodoverlords
On we eat, with threshing forks
our only goal will be something that rhymes with forks"

Dorks. ;)

The western dorks?