Weird stuff I get from the Contact Us link
On every page of the Cellar, at the bottom, there's a "Contact Us" link that leads to a page where you can fill in a form and contact, well, "us".
It gets spammed occasionally, but recently it's gotten much more entertaining with wacky messages.
The humor is aggravated by the fact that the system records which page the sender came from. If they are a user, their user name is also sent.
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Brianna Poe.
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I want to know what my name means or what the word that discribes my name and I want to know what it is right away because I have to know it for one of my class projects and I really need it like really bad so if one of you could pl'z help me I would apreciate it very much o.k. So E-mail me at [EMAIL="addrdeleted@hotmail.com"]addrdeleted@hotmail.com[/EMAIL] pl'z, thank you!!!!
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http://cellar.org/login.phpThe following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Lucky4U.
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Dear Cellar,
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http://cellar.org/faq.phpThe following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by aviv sofar.
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אביב ושראל אחים
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http://cellar.org/login.phpThe following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by will.
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norristown is a great community to look for nice resturants to eat, their resturants also has good food
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http://cellar.org/login.phpThe following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by .
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I don't NECESSARILY have to be logged in. I HAD A PAGE EMAILED TO ME.
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http://cellar.org/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=3997 <- Quality Images, "PSA Jet crash, 1978"
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the image of the day is about all the pretty women in the world.I am a great lover and very compassionate and very interested in the ways of the world in the life of an attractive woman.Dont get vme wrong because I am very honest and I would love nothing more than to make love to you. Aas I said I am very honest anjust went through a divorce that devastated me(there were 3 chuildren involved) I miss them everyday and I am looking for somone to help me with them....not like your thinking but I could use some advice!
I also have my own needs I was alwaysmloyal with my ex and havent been around since....3 years!!!....just help and I know I can help you.I am very honest and one of those men ,I like to think when women say all the good ones are taken...well here is one of them!
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http://cellar.org/login.phpThe following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Doug Surnamedeleted.
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Greetings - I am looking to purchase 5 text link ads on photography-on-the.net/forum/
Each ad is two to three words in length and can be placed anywhere on your page as long as the ads are visible on the majority of pages on your website. I would be willing to pay for 3 months of advertising up front.
Would you be interested?
Looking forward to your response,
Doug
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The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by roberta surnamedel.
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In calling customer service, they said to go online to VTECH and find out how to disable these daily horoscopes. Please help!
thanks, Bobbi Surnamedel
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http://cellar.org/search.phpThe following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by aghadilbar.
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Name: Agha Dilbar
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Location: Lahore, Pakistan
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derground groups want to begin 3rd World War for their worst intentions.1) World should remember that religion Islam is a religion of Peace Security, Fraternity and Love. We Muslims are not concerned with any sort of terrorism; terrorists are only using the name of Islam. Likewise people using the name of Islam to pretence are not Muslims. They are only terrorists. 2) Islam strictly condemns religious extremism and the use of violence against innocent lives. There is no justification in Islam for extremism or terrorism.3) Targeting civilions' life and property through suicide bombings or any other method of attack is haram-or forbidden-and those who commit these barbaric acts are criminals, not "marters."4) All acts of violence targeting civilions are haram(forbidden) in Islam. 5) It is haram for a Muslim to cooperate with any individual or group that is involved in any act of terrorism or violence. 6) It is the civic and religious duty of Muslims to cooperate with law enfo!
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http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=3315 <- " I think Bush is a crooked elitist f*ck. What do you think?"
Hahahahaha, wow... thats all I have to say.
I hope that mailbox is shaped like a storm drain instead of a trash dumpster. I might be be able to overcome my revulsion and watch it flow by but I wouldn't want to wade in and muck it out. 40 paragraphs deleted? Holy cow!
That guy that said Norristown is a great community with many good restaurants really had me laughing.
Well there is the occasional request for assistance on something Cellar-related, so it goes into my regular mailbox at this point.
Damn...you get such interesting mail but not a penis enlargement offer in the bunch. :(
*wink wink* and I have a bigger penis... *nudge nudge*
Does it take up a lot of room in your drawer(s)?
(Sorry, I just hadda *G*)
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Bunke.
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All I am trying to do is located Chris N' Pitts Barbeque Sauce. I live in FL and can't get it here.
Jay
Well...is that so much to ask? [COLOR="Blue"]"All I am trying to do..." [/COLOR]ha ha ha
Well we have a perfectly fine
BBQ thread, but the only mention of sauce is not that brand.
All I am trying to do is located Chris N' Pitts Barbeque Sauce. I live in FL and can't get it here.
Now when they Google it, everyone looking for delicious
Chris N' Pitts BBQ sauce will come here. What have you done?!:eek:
Meanwhile,
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by DaraAnn.
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I want to ask Suzyv a question how do I do this? She posted if someone wants her choc cheeskake recipe to contact her how do I do this?
From,
Dara
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I figured this one out. Staceyv's chocolate cheesecake recipe is
here. It's 2 1/2 years old. Thing is, if Stace wanted to get in touch, there is no contact information for Dara. Dara is not a Cellar user.
I would love to hear more of these...this is the first time I've seen this thread. Thanks for bumping it!
I figured this one out. Staceyv's chocolate cheesecake recipe is here. It's 2 1/2 years old. Thing is, if Stace wanted to get in touch, there is no contact information for Dara. Dara is not a Cellar user.
No prob...just make all the recipes into stickies. Voila! The Cellar Culinary Database!
Well we have a perfectly fine BBQ thread, but the only mention of sauce is not that brand.
Mostly because, among the informed (snobs, including me), bbq is not sauce.
What I'd love to know is how all these folks with odd requests or strange messages come across The Cellar. I'm sure if you Google BBQ sauce, the Cellar does not come up on the first set of hits. I just checked, and, sure enough, it doesn't. Not the second page, either.:confused:
Maybe they were persistent... or there was some other combination of keywords they used..?
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by murat.
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ı 33 male no drink no medical problem ım kidney to sale
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IP Address: (
traces to Istanbul, Turkey)
User Name: Unregistered
ı 33 male no drink no medical problem ım kidney to sale
I have a bid for 20 Euros, 20 Euros. Do I hear 25? 25 Euros? It's a perfectly good kidney! Sorry, sir, his heart is not for sale, at the moment.
Mmmmm, sauteed with mushrooms...
What do you mean that only works in IoTD?
Its just a scam. He'll want you to send money, then you won't get your kidney. You'll just get a small picnic cooler with some pickled pigs feet on dry ice, with "Kidney" written on them in magic marker.
You'll just get a small picnic cooler with some pickled pigs feet on dry ice, with "Kidney" written on them in magic marker.
That's the whole point. Since tasty kidney-feet are banned in the USA, he simply supplies a demand. Freedom is on the march.
*wink wink* and I have a bigger penis... *nudge nudge*
Mine
gets bigger... :rolleyes:
Meanwhile,
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by DaraAnn.
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I want to ask Suzyv a question how do I do this? She posted if someone wants her choc cheeskake recipe to contact her how do I do this?
From,
Dara
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I figured this one out. Staceyv's chocolate cheesecake recipe is here. It's 2 1/2 years old. Thing is, if Stace wanted to get in touch, there is no contact information for Dara. Dara is not a Cellar user.
I actually quite enjoyed reading this thread just now. Seems like a long time ago...especially since perth and I were still married then. Now if only I could get him to come back to the cellar.
We didn't contribute to the breakup in some subtle way, I hope, Case? I mean, he isn't staying away due to bad memories associated with the time that you were both here?
No, not at all. The cellar was never a reason for our split. I have asked him about why he is never on the cellar anymore, but he just doesn't feel like it anymore. It's too bad, too, because he introduced me to this place in 2000 or so.
Well, I'm sorry he doesn't come around anymore.
I actually quite enjoyed reading this thread just now. Seems like a long time ago...especially since perth and I were still married then. Now if only I could get him to come back to the cellar.
What? how did I miss you and perth splitting up? I'm sorry to hear that.
Perth's annoucement.
Don't feel bad. Things are actually quite good between perth and I. He is still one of my best friends and my husband and I spend time with he and his girlfriend quite a bit.
edit: UT, I truly didn't mean to hyjack your thread. Carry on! :)
Pull over and put the car in PARK!
Do you mean to tell me that I've been lusting after an unmarried woman for over two years?
There is no justice in this world, and maybe I feel half as guilty as I once did.
dayum.
Topic: Peace Comments Change the World with Peace and Prosperity 10-million urgent peace letters to Head of States, UN, Parliaments, Political Parties, TV News Channels, International Newspapers, Magazines, Universities,
Why do I get the impression this guy is in Crawford now acting as one of GWB's advisors on Iraq?
Do you mean to tell me that I've been lusting after an unmarried woman for over two years?
He is still one of my best friends and my husband and I spend time with he and his girlfriend quite a bit.
Sorry, you missed your window of opportunity, foot. ;)
Sorry, you missed your window of opportunity, foot. ;)
gotta learn to read
all the words in a post...
I was unmarried for one of those years. Maybe you will feel 1/4 less guilty? :)
gotta learn to read all the words in a post...
If you read every fourth word, you solve the Divinci Code.
(the phone number and last name below have been removed to protect the mentally ill.)
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Amanda kay NNNN.
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you highjaged my infomation I sent to the the DA office I noto nly want my money bacy I want a phone call from you you highjaged my imfrmation and also you need to replace my money replaced as ssoon as soosiable my phone nunmer is 214 NNN NNNN
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http://cellar.org/calendar.php?That reminds me of a student I had to deal with once upon a time at my place of employment. We had a couple of run-ins because she was from a foreign country and felt we were overcharging her for phone calls home. (There's no denying that the billing system--which I had inherited--that we had at the time was a piece of shit, and that our overseas rates were not competitive. But we were fairly upfront about costs and people were free to use it or get a prepaid calling card, which was usually much cheaper.)
But that doesn't explain her insistence that we were bugging her phone line--she knew this because of the way the calls sounded--so we could find out what her travel plans were and follow her home. She had a telephone expert who she was going to bring in to take apart our telephone system and prove that she was being bugged.
gotta watch those highjagers . . .
I noto nly want my money bacy I want a phone call from you
UT all she wants is her baccy and a phone call - surely that isn't too much to ask?
UT all she wants is her baccy and a phone call - surely that isn't too much to ask?
Well, if she weren't so adamant about it being as ssoon as soosiable UT might be more willing to comply. :D
I wonder if it is soosiable to honor her request?
(The actual last name and email address below has been changed to protect the insane)
"margaret xxxxxx" @ the cellar (xxxxxx@aol.com) wrote:
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I'm trying to register my official my coke rewards code
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the image of the day is about all the pretty women in the world.I am a great lover and very compassionate and very interested in the ways of the world in the life of an attractive woman.Dont get vme wrong because I am very honest and I would love nothing more than to make love to you. Aas I said I am very honest anjust went through a divorce that devastated me(there were 3 chuildren involved) I miss them everyday and I am looking for somone to help me with them....not like your thinking but I could use some advice!
I also have my own needs I was alwaysmloyal with my ex and havent been around since....3 years!!!....just help and I know I can help you.I am very honest and one of those men ,I like to think when women say all the good ones are taken...well here is one of them!
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LOL this cracked me up. who was he trying to seduce
UT got lucky?
(The actual last name and email address below has been changed to protect the insane)
"margaret xxxxxx" @ the cellar (xxxxxx@aol.com) wrote:
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I'm trying to register my official my coke rewards code
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LOL...is that because of the coke rewards thread I started? Too funny.
Oh, that must be the connection! Your thread is on roughly the 15th page when Googling coke rewards.
Oh, that must be the connection! Your thread is on roughly the 15th page when Googling coke rewards.
15th page? No wonder my attempt at scaring Big Corporation with threats of world wide boycotting had no impact! :D
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by stacy.
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my name is Stacy. i am currently pregnant and was going to be a seragant for my friends. She has backed out leaving me pregnant. i have 2 children and am a single mom and am very interested in being a seragant. please call 817-239-XXXX.
very interested in being a seragant
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my name is Stacy. i am currently pregnant and was going to be a seragant for my friends. She has backed out leaving me pregnant. i have 2 children and am a single mom and am very interested in being a seragant. please call 817-239-XXXX.
Is there a spelling test involved?
i'd take the kid but i've heard that intelligence is affected by genetics.
Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born."
Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!"
Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!"
Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..."
Elpsode, your real name is Guy?
No. I don't offer money to get laid. Compliments and humor seem to do the job nicely. :D
isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?
do we have any slavers in the audience? any federal agents?
is this thing on? :tap: :tap:
isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?
Many adoption processes are pretty much that. You can't directly pay the woman money for the baby, but you can pay for her housing, medical bills, food, anything that could conceivably improve the health and condition of your future child.
whatever butters your biscuit. i guess. i hope the child finds a good home
Or at least is eaten by something that's really hungry.
I did this, because she said
please.
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by lavonda.
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please update link our website change to
http://www.pegasusassociates.com/
thanks,
LaVonda
Pegasus assoc
09-14-2003, 06:49 PM #516
zippyt
that IS a banana in my pocket!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: paragould arkansas
Posts: 3,871 When we build our house down on the river i want one of these celings !!!!!
http://www.pegasusassociates.com/pro...s/fiberop.htmlSounds like you should also cross post this in the "do good deeds" thread.
Sounds like you should cross-link to "Cellar clickthrough ad billing"!
Two different messages
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.
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hi
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two minutes later
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.
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fuck u asshole im not sorry about ur finger.......fag
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http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword Oh, what's wrong with your finger Tony?
:D
Maybe that's Dan's password.
The answer must be somewhere
in here.
Maybe this?
That's not my finger
Or this?
Zip: That's not my finger
Either way, I agree with dan. I'm not sorry about your stupid finger either.
yea...I think I agree with dan too. I need a poll about who cares about your f'ing finger....
:)
Or maybe contact "us" means contacting all of our other personalities and dan was referring to his own finger? No? Well-it was worth a shot.
it's the birth of a new finger meme.
there
will be tshirts
'I'm not sorry about ur finger'
lol! I like it!
How much do they cost? One finger?
I really want one of these....though.
http://www.zazzle.com/lumberjim[youtube]_OBlgSz8sSM[/youtube]
What a lovely older brother! Not too clever, but lovely just the same.
What a lovely older brother! Not too clever, but lovely just the same.
There are older kids reprising the roles of Charlie and his brother on youtube. funny weird creepy? you decide.
Don't tase my finger, bro!
Not so weird, but --
Hi-
Sorry to be a nag, but will I be granted permission/the right to post in the Internet section of the site?
I am working on a research project and would like to post a question to get user input. However, if it is going to be a matter of waiting several weeks, I think I will have to look elsewhere for information.
Please let me know one way or the other.
Kind regards,
Name Deleted
Some people -- more than you'd imagine, I think -- don't give a shit what the site is about, don't read any part of the registration messages, and just demand that you service them in some way. I mean, good fucking grief.
Hi, this is Heather from account services...
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I believe that I been scam by some people that have my "ID" and would like to know what to do about it,we need to put an stop to this. I also would like to sent all my email that I recieve to the FBI, CIA, or the GOVERNMENT or that COUNTRY. THank You (real name deleted)
:) That was me! Oh wait, no it wasn't.lol!
Are they trying to have you sent all their mail to the authorities? wtf are they asking for here?
Do people often try to make you their taskmaster? Lke prayers to an internet god?
lol!
Fold your prayer up on a tiny slip of paper and stick it in the Cellar.
All Hail, the Great Undertoad....may he drag you to the inky depths of discussion and debate, drowning in teh interwebz.
makes me grateful for our (relative) sanity.
Fold your prayer up on a tiny slip of paper and stick it in the Cellar.
The Cellar: A suggestion box for the internet
Oh crikey I'd forgotton about the finger.
I laughed so hard I ended up sounding like Muttley. And a little bit of wee tried to come out. Thank you again.
The finger is one of those *chuckle randomly* moments for me.
It pops into my head and I lol and people look at me strange
that's cuz they're not sure if you know your heiney is showing.
Sarge wants to make the thread:
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by Big Sarge.
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Geez it sure is hot. Is it ok to eat strawberries on strawberry ice cream?? Or, should you only eat strawberries on vanilla? Personally I prefer boxer shorts over briefs. Of course they are 100% cotton. I never have heard of anybody eating strawberries on chocolate ice cream
I love strawberries on chocolate ice cream.
Bruce that is just wrong. Yuck
My Daddy used to put strawberry jam on ice cream.
And chocolate cate.
Yes, it is wrong.
Who's cate?
White Chocolate?
yeah, i'd eat strawberries on that.
Or jam or anything else she wanted me to eat.
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He's right. I left cuz some of you assholes are convinced that I'm a pedo. Ok, I admit some of my posts gave that impression.
That is all.
Well, if he was a "pedo", why would he be wasting his time here? Makes no sense. :headshake
Yawn. Authenticity is completely unverifiable.
That's true... He'd have to re-register and come back yet again, confirm what he said, then ask for his new username to be banned. That'd be Drax, alright.
With a little stop off for some death metal and naked fairies to boot.
Ok, I admit some of my posts gave that impression.
I almost felt bad, but yah know if it walks like a duck...
THE EVIDENCE before the court is
in- con- tra- vert- ible
there's NO NEED for the jury to retire!
In ALL my years of JUDGing, I have never heard beFORE
of SOMEone more desERving of the FULL PENALTY OF LAW!
please tell me you aren't really attracted to ducks, griff. monkeys and goats? sure, I can understand that, but ducks?
please tell me you aren't really attracted to ducks, griff. monkeys and goats? sure, I can understand that, but ducks?
What about DucksNuts?
i'd knock the nuts right off that duck. ;)
Daisy Duck is pretty hot but a little too needy. I suspect you're the one headed for Australia though.
lookout wants to knock some nuts
or "make the beast with four balls"
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We have two mature ducks with about 20 baby ducklings across the street. There are no suitable habitats anywhere near and I don't know how they got here in tact, but we are fearing for their safety. Please help...
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We have two mature ducks with about 20 baby ducklings across the street. There are no suitable habitats anywhere near and I don't know how they got here in tact, but we are fearing for their safety. Please help...
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Well, in a way, we have been advertising a cat-and-duck-rescue service.
At least they are in tact. Can't stand those tactless ducklings.
These young poultry these days have no brain-to-mouth filter.
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We have two mature ducks with about 20 baby ducklings across the street. There are no suitable habitats anywhere near and I don't know how they got here in tact, but we are fearing for their safety. Please help...
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Maybe we could club together and send them a few oranges and a little sage?
My entire clutch of ducklings was killed in the 9-11 attacks. How can you be so thoughtless?
Did you clutch them too hard?
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by fuck.
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why am i banned???
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The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by fuck.
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oh i forgot to say "dear admin, fuck your site and fuck your mother :)" i hope you burn in hell :)
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Turkey.
Spammer.
That smiley face. It's so offensive.
I think you're getting a little heavy handed in your bannings there mr toad.
Turkey! Just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving!
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i am a cellar of various merchandise over the inernet and i am wondering about the rules you have for celling stuff here on your cite. do you ask for a somision? can i cell stuff that is adult in nature? please get back to me soon i look forward to giving you the business
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User Name: sir john
User ID: 15269
[/INDENT]This is clever enough but I don't think sir realized that the user name is passed along if you're logged in while using Contact Us.
A cellar's somission? Was he attacked by a bat as a sbool boy?
Hmm, well at least he asked. That was better than just trying to spam the place, right?
Maybe it was someone taking the piss...
I'm sure that doesn't mean the same thing on this side of the pond.
I guess not.
It means to make fun of something. Taking the piss out of something or someone.
The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by e bayer.
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i am a cellar of various merchandise over the inernet and i am wondering about the rules you have for celling stuff here on your cite. do you ask for a somision? can i cell stuff that is adult in nature? please get back to me soon i look forward to giving you the business
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User Name: sir john
User ID: 15269
[/INDENT]This is clever enough but I don't think sir realized that the user name is passed along if you're logged in while using Contact Us.
do you get the IP address if they are not logged in?
my contribution to this thread has been foiled lol...
sir john:
Never fuck with a bunch of fuckers. Stoopid.
it's almost funnier blowing the joke, but not quite :redface:
you can expect the ip address is always logged.
from
[COLOR=#00681c]: kim @ The Cellar[/COLOR]
Subject: The Cellar Contact Us Form - I have a question
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I was thinking about getting a monkey and i was wondering if monkeys are legal in california and if certain types of monkeys are legal in certain states?
Thanks,
Kim
I'll take this one, UT.
Kim,
Sure. They are legal in all states, as long as you can provide typewriters for them.
Not at the contact us link but sent to me directly:
Hi,
I'd like to start by saying I love cellar.org - it's awesome.
I'm interested in contributing an article to cellar.org - I can select a topic that matches the tone and theme of your site, or if you prefer, I can write about something of your choosing. The article will be unique and interesting to read. In return, I ask that I be able to subtly include a link to my site xxxxxxxxxxxx.com within the article. If you are able to put a permanent link to the article in a prominent place on your website, I may be able to make a one time Paypal donation as well.
If you are not interested in the article, I am also willing to offer you a one time donation for a permanent link to xxxxxxxxxxxx.com in a prominent place on your website.
Hope you are having a wonderful week!
Thanks,
Fabian
Oh come on UT, Fabian is such a fan.
And he is meticulous in his research.
Let's give him a break.
Fabian? Sounds like the name of someone who might be into contributing articles of clothing......
.......is it a pron site?
Could we have him write an article about trolls, felching, whale penis, parenting, dead hobos, haggis, fingers, cabbage, autism, unemployment, telephone numbers, grammar, top management and treadmills. We'd probably need the article to be less that 50 words. Think he could do that? We got the unique right there, but could he make it interesting and get his subtle link in? :lol:
Encourage Fabian to tell you more about his proposal, then post it here. Why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free.
This came to my email address, not the contact us link. Gmail did not find it to be spam. The name and address have not been changed.
Joyce Edwards <joyceedwardsdke@gmail.com>
7:14 AM (3 hours ago)
Hello, I am contacting you to inform
that happycellar(com) is available
Interested in buying it?
Well, what say you? Should we pay a domain squatter for happycellar.com?
Seriously? Why would we want that?
So she can tell that Cellar booze place she's offering it to others.
Seriously? Why would we want that?
cuz they up'd our meds?
Hold out for Happy'sCellar.com to get in on the Disney franchise.
We'd need grumpycellar too. Does she have the full dwarfcellar collection available and is there a special price if you buy all 7?
Actually there's more than 7, but they can't marry in Alabama. :headshake
From email, not Contact Us.
Hi
I am interested in purchasing cellar.org - both the domain and content. Please let me know if you'd be open to considering a sale, and I'll make a formal offer.
Regards,
Richard Jordan
I think they do this to mine the domain's potential as a link farm. I don't think they can do this successfully without having the content too, to pretend that it's still a real site. There is no interest in selling and I will not be returning this gent's email.
HappyEndingdsCellar.org an the other hand...
Regards,Richard Jordan
This Richard Jordan, ya think?
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I hope it's not that Richard Jordan.
Not only does he have the crazy-eyes, he's been dead for 20 years...
Hi,
I hope all is well with you.
I’d like to discuss guest posting opportunities with you. We are a large international digital marketing agency and we have a sizeable pool of clients to our name. As a result we have the ability to post multiple times on a given site which could lead to a profitable future partnership?
I am looking to discuss costs with you. In terms of price, we would be looking to post for $20, however we would be interested in posting around 4 a month.
It would be great to strike up a discussion on this and I would be happy to provide examples of our work and our company information at your request.
Apologies for sending this through a Gmail account, but it is for logistical purposes.
Kind Regards,
Sam
Translation:
We have recently found out Google penalizes you for posting your links on spammy sites. We are finding it more profitable to pay to post links on legit sites that police spam, so we look like we are not spam and our links rise normally.
prediction: the offers will soon bypass the site admin. Spammers will find direct contact info for users of moderated forums and offer them some cash on the D.L. to post links to crap as though they had just found it, all 'hay guyz check this out is it cool IDK.'
and we put them all in a spam thread and forward the proceeds?
*furrows brow in thought*
If only someone could figure out a way to make money with this interwebs thing.
Take their money then send them to Coventry.
This one is a little baffling:
Hello,
I was on the cellar.org website over the weekend doing some research on behalf of my son, and I noticed a broken link. Can you forward this email to the person who deals with the website?
I use your site a lot so hope this helps and also if you are open to resource suggestions please let me know as I have found a few that hellped me and I think they would help other people too.
Page with broken resource link: http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=287339 and the site that is not working anymore is http://www.number-10.gov.uk/
Kind Regards,
Helen
Helen is right, how could let that happen you bastard. :lol2:
Helen Waite
she needs to go to Helen Waite
sounds like she was doing his homework for him.
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Hi, I found many resource links on your site in regards to climate change as well as many more really helpful information that has really helped my daughter Julia with her studies over the past year. It's for that reason I would like to pay you back and help other students like Julia find some good quality resources from your site.
I have 2 resource suggestion that I have found and bookmarked, so I thought you might like to offer them directly from your site so it's easier for students to find. Can you tell me the correct person to send them to as I don't want to send them to the wrong person.
Thanks for your time and look forward to hearing from you.
Helen
Yes. It's the same Helen, same Heleny UK email address.
She's using her children to get to you, Toad.
Don't trust her.
yeah, she's playing the long game.
I have 2 resource suggestion that I have found, [COLOR="Red"]which will pay me handsomely to place [/COLOR]and bookmarked, so I thought you might like to offer them directly from your site, [COLOR="red"]so I can get paid, [/COLOR] and so it's easier for students to find.
Hi,
I hope all is well with you.
I'm contacting you on behalf of a large digital marketing agency and I would like to discuss guest posting opportunities with you. We have a sizable pool of clients to our name and so as a result, we have the ability to post multiple times on a given site which could lead to a profitable future partnership?
I am looking to discuss costs with you. In terms of price, we would be looking to post for $50, however, we would be interested in posting around 4 a month.
It would be great to strike up a discussion on this and I would be happy to provide examples of our work and our company information at your request.
Kind Regards
Christopher James
PS: Apologies if you have received a similar email from us - it might be because you have more than one site.
Given many sites like ours fund themselves through advertising that doesn't seem such an odd request.
It's the amount that shocked me a little, but ok, that's for 4 posts.
Still not gonna do it
The price has risen.
Dear Undertoad,
I came across your site while looking for resources for our next blog and I knew I had to reach out immediately, kudos on a fantastic blog. My name is Elisa, and I'm reaching out on behalf a growing fashion retailer who operates in the same marketplace as Topshop.
This month, we're looking to secure sponsorship placements with five prominent blogs and your site jumped straight to the top of our list, we could offer you somewhere in the region of $75 for a post. Please let me know if this is something you're interested in discussing further.
Kind regards,
Elisa
Barter with them to see if they'll post verifiable selfies in a Dwellar NSFW thread and I think the clan will be with you.
Dont ya hate people who do crap like this?
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