some drag queen you are

so this drag queen comes up to me and says "hey baby, lookin for a good time?"



and im all like, "you look really familiar! take that wig off!"



wait a minute...




you're me!!



ahh well back to normal




i did this to help out a friend who is studying make up. this is the first and only time i will do it. but it was a lot of fun. took 2 hours to put the make up on.

*wolf-whistle* lookin goood, Kagen! Sexxxy!

damn kagen, your a very demure looking wooowman!

come on though.. .. did YOU think you looked hot? Would you check you out?
lol,
i wonder what i would look like as a drag king? hmmm....

'helping out a friend who is studying make-up' my ASS. We weren't born last night! My friend is a drag queen--his girl name is Sophonda Dix.

Heehee, I'ma gonna haveta steal that one.

Brianna wrote:

My friend is a drag queen--his girl name is Sophonda Dix.

There's a drag queen around here known as Chlamydia Burns.

I did a similar thing once. But not for a friend studying makeup. I did a favor (BIG one) for a pair of friends...one has a makeup studio (he's straight according to his wife) and another who runs a magazine in Philly. One had just remodeled his studio and wanted to advertise somewhere appropriate and the other was looking for advertisers.

I did the friend thing and put the two in contact. Next thing I know I'm being asked to model since the former had no one willing to have pictures published and the latter wanted pictures to "pump up" the ad.

I'm so nice I make myself sick.

Anyway, if you don't have that issue I'm not telling you where to get it. I'm SO embarrassed already. And I look pretty damn good as a woman, which leads to a LOT of ribbing from the friends who DID see the ad.

No, I do NOT do this normally. It was a one time thing. It took about two hours to do me and another two to get me to smile. Those who know me well know that I do NOT smile easily. It's just me. I look more like I'm baring my teeth at you rather than smiling. My "smile" has been known to make babies cry.

As an aside, one friend in VA who saw that pic but did not know it was me asked who the hot girl was. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not.

Brian

Brianna wrote:

'helping out a friend who is studying make-up' my ASS. We weren't born last night! My friend is a drag queen--his girl name is Sophonda Dix.

if you notice in the background of the photos, other students are draging up their male models.

i think i was the hottest queen there. i had glitter on the eyes and mouth. i gave my friend a big kiss on her cheek, and boy did i have big lips that day.

too any guys thinking they would be embarrased or afriad to try it at least once, you wont be. as the make up gradually builds up, the deeper you fall into character.

i could actually feel my eye lips were heavier with all the make up and fake lashes on. when my friend had done only one eye, i found it hard to blink in unison.

* feels queeZy*

ok , personally I think guys who drag queen are some how affraid of their own sexuality.

I mean come on, be gay if you want to be gay.Just something about a guy in drag that makes me want to hurl.

( barring of course the guys who do it as a part of their job)


p.s.My kid told me to say "my homophobic son says you looked great. Like someone in the Rocky Horror picture show or something".:rolleyes: ( his words exactly) Yes, he's one of those macho guys.

Not every crossdresser is gay.

Though, the question occurs - if a man wants to be a lesbian, are they gay or not?

well im definately not gay. im not scared of gay people, i just dont want them to touch me. from what i gathered, dressing in drag is a way for men to act like a chick. without wanting to be with guys. all i wanted to do was go around and kiss all the girls with my new lips.

Well then, gimme a kiss, cupcake. :lol:

It's ok Kagen. I like guys shoes. I like you. I even voted for you as moderator. You are funny. I didn't mean to come off brash.

[edit-well not like you like you. You had a certain sex appeal.......in my eyes. I just have to regroup]

Kagen4o4 wrote:

if you notice in the background of the photos, other students are draging up their male models.

i think i was the hottest queen there. i had glitter on the eyes and mouth. i gave my friend a big kiss on her cheek, and boy did i have big lips that day.

too any guys thinking they would be embarrased or afriad to try it at least once, you wont be. as the make up gradually builds up, the deeper you fall into character.

i could actually feel my eye lips were heavier with all the make up and fake lashes on. when my friend had done only one eye, i found it hard to blink in unison.

If your friend is a lesbian, you're a tease. If she's hetero, you're a slut. ;)

Spexxvet wrote:

If your friend is a lesbian, you're a tease. If she's hetero, you're a slut. ;)

:eek: HOW...HOW DARE YOU!!! my friend is not a lesbian!!!

Kagen4o4 wrote:

:eek: HOW...HOW DARE YOU!!! my friend is not a lesbian!!!

Slut. :p

I had a co-worker friend that was a lesbian - very very butch one - but she every friday night dressed up as a drag queen - all sorts of femmed out. She had a stage name and everything. Most guys thought she was guy - and if they wouldn't believe her - well she would flash something.

BrianR wrote:

Anyway, if you don't have that issue I'm not telling you where to get it. I'm SO embarrassed already.

Well, if you were in the Navy be glad you didn't cross the equator for the first time. I heard the festivities for that event are interesting.

richlevy wrote:

Well, if you were in the Navy be glad you didn't cross the equator for the first time. I heard the festivities for that event are interesting.

They are. I'm sworn to secrecy however.

Brian

ever get your Blue nose Brian ??

Nope

I'm only asking this because you said the person who did it to you is studying makeup, but why are your eyebrows so... uh.... bad? :eyebrow:

they're starting a mummers chapter in auz? or is it stage makeup? or was humiliation extra bonus points?

jinx wrote:

I'm only asking this because you said the person who did it to you is studying makeup, but why are your eyebrows so... uh.... bad? :eyebrow:

you cant see my eyebrows. they get waxed down and covered. the painted ones are meant to look over the top

I have a cousin who is a drag queen, and word is he is GORGEOUS (I have yet to see him in full regalia). If I can get a photo, I will post here.

Kagen, I have to say, you would have looked much better with a finer eyebrow line.

ill keep that in mind for next time...